Why would you need to hire someone to install a microwave oven? You just plug them in

Why would you need to hire someone to install a microwave oven? You just plug them in.

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mounting it to the wall

because they're faggots

Why did Mark Knopfler say faggot so much in this song? Was he trying to be edgy?

He's writing from a character's perspective, brainlet

hit close to home, huh

he could have said pussy instead

supposedly he heard it all verbatim from some blue-collar workers in a department store he was at

This. We're supposed to laugh at this stupid future Drumpf voter and his blue collar joke of a career.

faggot is a very pleasing word to say

>Sting lifting the intro melody from his own autobiographical pedo wank single
Fuck Sting

can't believe that's his own hair

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What's that? Hawaiian noises?

Former appliance delivery fag here
Most customers know how to handle their microwave, sometimes though they dont know how or its too heavy so you gotta do it.
Dishwashes were the best part of delivery. Light, no install EVER

OH NONONONONO

BANGIN ON THE BONGOS LIKE A CHIM-PAN-ZEE

OOOH THAT AINT WORKING

Why do "Money for Nothing" threads consistently get tons of replies? Like specifically this song, not even Dire Straits in general

cuz its a good song

because the song is funny

It's called a meme, newfriend.
Welcome to Yea Forums. :)

>Get your money for nothin' and your chicks for free
Does that mean you don't have to pay for sex with women?

because it has a nice riff and good lyrics

You get replies for nothing, (you)s for free

Because they're comfy. Also they remind me of two distinct charcters from a certain show.

>that little city-slicker with the loafers and the manicure

the thumbnail is super distinct so it always catches my eye desu

>it really is
Immigrants and faggots
They make no sense to me
They come to our country
And think they'll do as they please
Like start some mini-Iran
Or spread some fucking disease
And they talk so many God damn ways
It's all Greek to me

>iconic
>low barrier of entry
>funny
>song is actually good
>very easy to make jokes about
Why? Sneed.

I WANT MY
I WANT MY
I WANT MY

EM TEE VEE

Sure, if you've got some cheap piece of shit countertop microwave instead of a unit that fits inside a cabinet mount designed and built specifically for it.

Some people actually remodel their houses instead of just tossing cheap shit in whatever apartment they can afford.

>Yeah buddy that's his own hair
>That little faggot got his own German car
>That little faggot's planting gummy bears

cause it's a service offered from the physical department store location it was purchased from.

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That doesn't even rhyme.

Streaming killed the MTV stars

internet killed the video store

bears rhymes with hair

>we've got to install microwave ovens
>custom kitchens

you can't just plug this shit in dumbass

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it's one of the few songs/music videos that has had enough of a cultural impact to be allowed on both Yea Forums and Yea Forums, and these days if you try to talk about dadrock or anything else on Yea Forums that isn't people of colour with tattoos on their face your thread will most likely crash and burn with zero replies