What do you even say to this lads?

What do you even say to this lads?

Attached: A2AA2740-0CB6-43BB-94BF-D1AEB3210FB2.jpg (750x778, 184K)

Sam Hyde?

"If you say so."

>Game of Thrones iPhone text conversation LARP screencap thread
We're reaching our nadir

dany is any awful character EVEN IF you like the wamahns empowerment angle.

Dany did something that Trump would do. it's disgusting.

It’s actually an interesting insight into how dictators attain power when you see shit like this. Because the show runners are telling you she is “good” and the viewers are in awe of the “epic” things she says and does, they will literally defend killing innocent people. It’s not different in tv shows than in real life

Jon executed Slynt for far less than what the Tarly's did

bye

I got called a misogynist at a work function because I said Danny was acting like a totalitarian.

Women are dumb.

Tell her even Tyrion told Dany she went to far when she killed Sam's father

there wasn't anything wrong with what dany was doing and there still isn't anything wrong with what dany's doing just because it affected the softest boy in the series

nothing, talking to normies is a fucking meme. I never talk to people outside my moms basement unless my life depends on it and even then i just use one syllable words only.

shit taste

Attached: 99402ACB-358B-43E4-9E3A-8D9C50A37067.jpg (731x876, 347K)

Tryin to respond to women makes my brain hurt

>bruh
you people disgust me

>You potato"
She wants your dick

First thing I thought.

>incel doesn't even know how text messaging works

holy shit

Attached: cute.png (500x223, 28K)

I dunno if getting my dick wet is worth listening to this bitch

>talk to women about cinema
lel

>texting women
Lol fucking pathetic, Ii stay inside and hang out with my cats all day faggot. what do you do? chase around after these thots so you might get the luxury to listen to her ramle on about utter fucking nonsense?! Sad!

>roastie thinks her way of talking is the only way of talking

oh shit

your girlfriends sound like they fuck black men

based roastie

I dunno, dubs is something I say to her

Attached: 64802241-34E4-44FC-ADCA-3925723ED9D4.jpg (750x408, 117K)

sneed

"Niggers tongue my anus" (Negroes if you're a pussyfaggot)

YO IM ABOUT TO CUM

FUCKING BASED

apparently it is since you're chatting with her you cuck

Nice

WINRAR

"heh... i'll show you the monster baby ;)"

She is, but women like her solely because she is a woman, her character could be anything - because she is in power, they will like her

Attached: 1499217553865.jpg (361x441, 17K)

I did puss out a bit but she hasnt replied lul

Attached: BAE15922-F52E-46A8-9B58-0F7FDC2D0C0D.jpg (750x549, 158K)

Unironically have sex

rollin
“i hope you fucking kill yourself whore”

OP deliver

If dubs, just say “begone thot.”

We in boys

Attached: 765C9395-C6EF-42BA-9201-E5E545B5C169.jpg (750x533, 158K)

based based based

based and redpilled

make your move nigger

SHE DOWN FOR IT

CALL SOME BLACK BOYS

>so what if my dad tortured me for years and threatened to kill me, and then refused clemency on the basis of "honor" despite having switched allegiances just a few days before? It was still wrong of daenerys to kill him

Dubs decides

Attached: D8ED46C2-40C9-4150-840F-164083A25195.jpg (750x530, 161K)

>"me and you :) please"

We’ve been at the nadir for at least 3 years now user

what the fuck did the brother do? And obviously sam is going to be affected by the deaths of his closest relatives.
winrar

Weak and cringepilled

>cause that one theory that it's just a re-telling form the citadel
>DUDE IT WAS ALL A DREAM LOOOOOL
how fucking stupid is this bitch that you're talking to

roll
Morion Blade:
Stacks with the Red Tearstone Ring
The stat requirments do not need to be met for the buff to take effect.
The Morion Blade is named after the weapon with the same name from Demon's Souls

Softcaps & Scaling:
12/17 = 268 AR = Base Stats
40/17 = 356 AR = Str Softcap
12/40 = 309 AR = Dex Softcap
40/40 = 397 AR = Quality Build
Location/Where to Find
Received from Yuria of Londor after you give her the ashes of Orbeck of Vinheim
If Orbeck dies on his own as part of his questline and you loot his ashes from the Grand Archives, Yuria will still ac

fucking gay

Was a fucking idiot for refusing to bend the knee
>oh no my retard brother is dead
Baw baw baw

>Yea Forums gets user to have sex

*Yea Forums gets user to have sex against his wishes

>its another "incels on Yea Forums fall for a clearly fake message chain" episode
Change the channel marge

that's our user!

What Yea Forums doesn't realize, is that the biggest thing holding them back is never actually going after what they want. IF she likes him, she;ll be down. If she doesn't, there isn't much he could say to make her down. Just ogtta put yourself out there

Attached: apu the comfy.png (970x624, 286K)

Did two dubs because no response

Think this is it lads

Attached: A1467E3B-282C-4AB1-8E92-D7F899347BE3.jpg (723x500, 136K)

I'm sorry my brother got a hold of my phone and started posting that I'm so embarassed kyaaaaa >.

what the fuck

Attached: 095CD522-3579-439D-B706-A13235D58BE7.jpg (728x511, 149K)

>her rn

Attached: 134746653443.jpg (480x640, 58K)

It's over

Attached: hysjuqc5cpd11.jpg (558x767, 46K)

Impressive, OP, very nice

is she a negress?

Based

He's in boys.

Goosescreaming.jpg

entertaining but fake

"Yes"

fake and gay

>Nathan
For some reason I thought you was black

fake and gay

NOOOO MY VIRGINITY AAAARGH

fake and gay

Attached: 1554125204913.jpg (768x768, 127K)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS

Forgot to blur your name this time I'm coming to get you motherfucker

Hey Nathan

Attached: 1476383665966.jpg (363x344, 23K)

"Well, having sex would be a good start, got carried away with the tongue part..."

fake and gay just like you OP.

>giving up your wizard powers
yikes

Attached: IMG_2434.png (1217x1015, 708K)

Fraudulent and buggery

Ban phoneposters already.

APOLOGIZE

Attached: hqdefault.jpg (480x360, 7K)

>use a position of power to try to undermine Jon and try to get him killed numerous times, only to cry and beg for mercy after given multiple chances to follow orders
>burn a man alive who has surrendered alongside his son
Wrong

Which is why I never understood why fathers never pursued for their daughter to go for a white collar career.
At least you can have comfort knowing your daughter has a significant role in developing society.

Say "call me on the phone"

I think im back out

Attached: 75CEEAE0-0B57-4D1C-B8BD-71E3461D1DB0.jpg (750x536, 132K)

I've got a hard dick and a knife. I'm coming over right now and one of these is going in you. Your decision.

Why do people keep falling for conversation screencap threads? newfags are fucking retarded

Faggot you stole my dubs.

are you ticklish?

fuck you then

i want you to suck my cock nathan

tell her: i like little girls

You got dubs, gotta say "I think I'm back out".
May as well go full schizophrenic

Winrar for me. Now send her this

>all this interrogation
she plan on shooting you before throwing you out of a plane?

Fuck rerolling for this

Attached: 1524533888473.jpg (491x713, 64K)

“Nah I was just kidding I already masturbated like 3 times today to shemale porn my dick is straight dead”

you ever watch that move Drive, I can relate to Ryan Gosling (or Goose as I like to call him)

cringe.

Please visit www.Yea Forums.org/tv for more information.

Tell her fucking grammar sucks and she is a feeble minded idiot.

Gonna be put on a list if yall keep it up

Attached: 5497880F-38A8-4B81-9EFD-0874984D3573.jpg (750x535, 201K)

No I'm Nathan, who's ok?

ANNIE ARE U OK?
ANNIE ARE U OK?
ARE U OK ANNIE

i want to kidnap some kids

Tell her it's just a prank bro

Rerolling

>)
>Just kidding, I would really like you to come over

Then don't respond until she arrives at your house, unless it is to give her directions or open your door

>Keeps getting his own dubs

Fuck you and your Willy Wonka bullshit

So did I ever tell you I have cancer?

Sorry, I'm actually pranking you.

"Let me tell you about the Jews..."

Bane?

"you too"

As to this matter of violence, the technique of violence was first developed in two million B.C. by the australopithecines, a tribe of four-foot primates who had no brains to speak of but who, nevertheless, invented the tomahawk and used it on each other. This practice led to the enlargement of the brain, another useful weapon. Yes, murder was invented even before man began to think. Now, of course, man has become known as the thinking animal.

"I'm a joker baby."

post her pic

Sorry Nathan isn't here. He left a long time ago

Can you please just have sex with me?

They work for the mercenary, the Masketta man

Ooh yeah yeah my prostate feels so good right now

This please

nah jk, but I would definitely have sex w/ u if that's something you'd be cool with

rerolling for this

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?

i cant stand this anymore, im transgender

WINNER

This bitch has two emotions

Attached: 7A1C2876-1FD5-4199-86A7-5E32231C6580.jpg (750x530, 210K)

WINRAR

do you only have 2 emotions bitch?

JUST HAVE SEX WITH ME PLEASE

rerolling

soooooo how about the weather?

Reroll

Attached: 1476335059362.png (424x444, 363K)

This

confusion is a ladder

;)

sneed

Okay I just want you to sit on my face and laugh at me

I’m getting upvotes on reddit because of our awful conversation

what's going on with those trees that smell like semen? lmao weird, right?

rolling for:
"jokes aside, I'll meet you in 30 minutes. I want to fuck your brains out"

Andrew Yang 2020

HEE HEE SHAMONE

The voices won't go away until I shoot up the school or your womb.

Send her this pic

Attached: 1550886878561.jpg (405x405, 96K)

It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa.
Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my toungue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open.
I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing comapared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me.
I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke.
I can hear the growl getting louder now, he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is reasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up.

I"M SO LONELY AND HOOOORNNY AHHHH
FUCKKK ME
And post this goose image

Attached: 1550422171926.jpg (1024x666, 53K)

sneed sells feed, but chucky, oh boy, chuck - chucky sells SUCK

Okay okay I just want you to sit on my face and laugh at me

Only fools rush in, babe

im tired of my nigger dad talking about the australopithecus

>BRUH
Yikes! Guaranteed she’s cheating on you, bruh.

>147 replies and 21 images omitted. Click here to view.
This board is shit.

For real tho, i'm kind of a fag and you should ignore me and talk to someone else because i'm letting a bunch of anonymous retards dictate what I say to you via a random generated post number. Also, I am not a fan of the jews.

NO.

give feet pics

WINNER

>what is incest

oh shit

Attached: 1552879299879.jpg (225x246, 13K)

based

Fuck rerolling for this so hard

what is this stupid Yea Forums shit, fuck off

Please god, don't. I want OP to get laid.

Fuck off nigger this is the best thread all week

This bitch is unFAZED

Attached: CCFCAA3C-B036-43B0-828F-1C3A3B15DA73.jpg (750x955, 349K)

Op is delivering

>there
>BRUH

all this weird shit im saying is just me showing my affection for you. please, have sex with me

Then fuck off to Yea Forums if you think le epic dubs is what I say next and faking texts is good you stupid faggot

haha sorry i had a redbull want to come over? ;)

He's literally texting himself LMFAO. How are you not seeing that

OP you need to marry this bitch

Just kidding it's a prank.

put me in the screenshot faggot

send feet pics

check me out on the chan

Based

Do normalfags really talk about movies/shows through text?

lmao sorry nathan took the phone from me, btw wanna fuck?

OH SHIT

I fucked a NIGGER in your parents bed when you were away :^)

we fuckin or what u fat bitch

OH MY GOD I LOVE COCK SO MUCH I LOVE SLOBBERING BIG BLACK COCK PLEASE LET ME TASTE YOURS

ding ding
We have a winner

Give me 5 minutes and your ass is gonna look like the bottom of a sesame Street muppet

kek

Lol

Attached: 51458676-C582-420A-9BDF-5BD4CA3EB136.jpg (750x954, 140K)

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

Attached: 1554383858369.jpg (2048x1365, 742K)

Randyll Tarly was based.

I want you to make me your bitch

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

are we gonna fuck or not? btw send nudes

im sorry i love u

this is so fake and gay
block urself

NATHAN??? NATHAN IS THAT YOU? LET ME FUCKING IN NATHAN

Just fuck her already

God damnit.

Ooh baby a triple.

Attached: iX9lSgZ.jpg (264x239, 24K)

TRIPS

WE GOT TRIPS FOLKS

Ask her to come over in 15 minutes

WINR3R

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes…

Is this the power... of ultra instinct?!!!

Attached: 4D856A62-7E1B-492B-AC49-301410030B5C.jpg (750x947, 275K)