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Kek lol what a bitch
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>thank you for killing my family your grace
he is always been a bitch, what do you expect?
Dany continually slaughters innocent people, and it would seem like she's an unfit leader due to the enemies she's always making, but the show has this weird sense like you're still supposed to cheer for her.
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bullied and outcast to the nights watch for being a fat pussy, raises orphan incest bastard child named after him, gets pity sex after getting his ass kicked, still cries when his asshole family dies. kek
>I killed your dad
>Oh, damn. Well.. guess things'll be better with my brother in charge.
>*sucks teeth* actually....
Sam the Slayer looks like THAT?!
I knew this show was about The Wall but goddam
Sam and Sanna are going to conspire against Danny to make Jon King and cause in fighting when the Night King marches forward.
>kill the best tactician in westeros
At this point it was obvious she had gone mad
Implying showfags would know that
but now there's a new best tactcian
>but the show has this weird sense like you're still supposed to cheer for her
The whole mhysa arc had that tone sure, but I hope this new season explores the direction that there are grey areas in how dany is perceived to the audience
This is written like a reddit meme
she also burn him just like aerys
Bran and Sam need to save this fucking show, hope they off
>Aya
>Jon
>dany
>Gendry
Anyone else notice sansa has become based and redpilled?
Even that goes to far though, and one of the biggest faults of this show and its book source. There is no grey area here - Dany is a murderous psychopath, as are many of these people. Dany freeing some slaves does't absolve her of all of her murders, just as Jaime acting charming and amiable over time doesn't absolve him of throwing a child out of a tower and crippling him.
The whole 'moral grey area' argument around this show is complete nonsense.
>This is written like a reddit meme
Nobody:
>two years to work on the ending
>final season is only six episodes
>first episode is only 51 minutes long
>first episode nothing fucking happens
Honestly that's a good if I can't enjoy this shit writing. Then normies shouldn't either
Leave Gendry out of this he's just happy to be here.
i can't believe people actually pay to watch TV nowadays
they fucking pay their own money to people who fucking hate them and they don't even get decent entertainment in return
exactly this. it's just fun to laugh
show cleverly reveals that all it takes for normals to root for psychotic leaders who kill innocents is that they be a women
We know the lengths of all the episodes for the season
Ep 1: 54
Ep 2: 58
Ep 3: 82
Ep 4: 78
Ep 5 and 6: 80
Just leave Gendry to his smithing, that's clearly all he wants.
ikr like not even a yell or anything just beta crying
SAM IS GOING TO KILL THE DRAGON CUNT WITH THE FAMILY SWORD TO REGAIN HIS HONOR AND BRING JUSTICE TO HIS FAMILY
Well he did go to Jon afterward and told him Dany needs to fuck off
>father abused him threatened to kill him
>brother doesn't care if he lives or dies
Wasn't his dad a massive cunt to him?
Scene single handily saved the episode. The dynamic that Dany shouldnt be queen also works into my theory that she is gonna bend the knee to cersei to save everyone.
they seriously need to kill her this season
>killed ur father lol
ah well at least my bro-
>about that
his father could make him blubber like a little bitch with nothing more than a simple sentance and his brother would never do anything to defend his big tittied ass.
You would think the amount of fucks he could give for either of them would be low but nope one mention that they got roasted and the bitch tears come right out
Isn't jon basically guaranteed for azor ahai anyway?
Now he's even got the beloved woman to kill
I don't hate Dany as much as you guys because I think they've done a good enough job of making it seem like she's actually fucking insane like her father
Nah, Jaime is
MrBtongue has a great video on this
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she and midget gonna rule 7 kingdoms together
you will see
Jaime is dead, bro
Sansa is literally just a plot device for shitty soap opera tier forced drama this season.
Jon or Jorah could pull it outta Dany, the Hound outta Arya, Big Bitch of Tarth out of Jamie, Jamie outta Tywin.
>inb4 Sam pulls it outta Gilly and whats left of the nightswatch all have a collective oh godamn it moment
>there is no room for septon maribald in a show like this, if he was he'd be tortured to death or something by now
>the septon maribald of the show is brutally beaten to death by bandits and hanged
Jaime is Azor Ahai, and if he dies, it will be during or after killing the Night King
>the Hound outta Arya
>Big Bitch of Tarth out of Jamie
top of the toppests keks, my dude
Sansa? What show are you watching
Don't even know why hes all sad about his father and brother being executed.
They basically fucked him over and sent him to the Night's Watch anyways, trying to hide their embarrassing fat family member.
....I'd at least say, "oh well, had to be done..."
i mean come on, at this point they'd have to retcon the entire story for jon not to be it
his father was a psycho who threatened to kill him unless he went to night's watch
his brother had nothing to do with that, and they had a good relationship
i hope so
that bitch deserves to die
I've actually managed to get a faggot mad once because I refused to call her anything but big bitch of tarth
kys
Seems like Jon's going to go up against Danny, neat
plus he's got the dragon now, that'd be fricking EPIC BATTLE
Sam and Varys will kill team up to kill Dany, the mad queen, once the NK is dealt with
Nice blog, faggot. Where do I subscribe?
Upvoted by the way
Night King will die midseason, the rest will be jon vs cersei vs dany
Stfu, Sam is the only one that's kind and he clearly see that daenerys is a crazy bitch so, let him cry and convince Jon to kill her lol
>BUT DABID, WE HABE TO MAEK DANNY WIN CUZ PATRIARCHY BAAAAD DAVID
I've noticed most of the fuckers on the show still bickering and trying to win dick/clit measing contests haven't actually seen or even really believe the undead are coming.
Sansa, Arya, and most of the northern houses and Vale know something is up but don't truly understand the severity of the situation.
Hopefully once they all actually see the godamn undead horde they'll realize all bickering and infighting needs to take a big backstep for the business at hand.
Sadly it looks like Sansa and now Sam even though he should know better will be the main dividing force in the living side of the battle.
Sansa has gone from being a traitor to being an arrogant cunt. She couldn't even be a little grateful to the one guy who not only protected her and treated her with respect when she was a hostage in kings landing.
>t. seething faggot that likes the big bitch of tarth
This sounds so unbeliaveble stupid that it's so likely that it will happen. Fuck, man, I'm not expecting anything from this series finale so I don't get disapointed when they fuck up, but DABID is capable of fucking it up so astronomically hard that I'll get disapointed anyway
Immediately plotting a coup is pretty ballsy though
didnt her dad have a strange thing with burning people also
>Jon kill Daenerys
Why?
>Because she killed my brother and father for refusing to follow orders.
But I did the exact same thing and there are an army of ice demons and zombies coming to kill us all.
>But she is EEEEVVVIIIIIILLLLLLL. REEEEE!
She is risking everything to save us all. Maybe we should talk about this if we all survive.
fuck off to reddit
Literally this. Who the fuck cares if the Dragon Bitch is a totalitarian crazy pyromaniac with superiority complex? Literal fucking ice zombies and a literal fucking ice DRAGON zombie is coming. Leave the politics whining for later.
I really do think its something to do with the air in the Vale, minute any person goes there that person becomes a complete ass forever more.
>being a dick to Littlefinger
>being a dick to Big Bitch
>being a dick to Arya opps she was only pretending so she could be an even bigger dick to littlefinger
>being a dick to Jon because she knows she can
>being a dick to Dany because she thinks shes untouchable
>can see it in her eyes she wants to be a dick to the midget even though he was nothing but kind to her
>afraid of her magic cripple brother and what he could do to her if shes a dick to him, instead just leaves him outside
$5 says she'll be right back to being a dick to Theon when he pops up
Not now, that would be dumb before the big battle. But uhh letting him know that she's becoming cuckoo?
In what circumstances this could happen without making Sam look like a bad guy? Cause I really wish Daenerys died and Sam killing her would be the best way.
but dabiiiiid, whamin can be arrogant and cool too
How is she becoming cuckoo?
>For executing people for refusing to obey orders?
Jon did that. Stannis did that and Jon saw Stannis do that. Jon still wanted Stannis's help regardless. Why would that be a dealbreaker?
Also, he's in love with her and has shown to have an effect on her. They can marry and rule Westeros. Sansa can have Winterfell (which burns to the ground) and Jon and Dany can rule Kingslanding (which Tyrion blows up).
Win-win.
>Daenerys goes full Mad King and tries to execute Jon for treason for whatever reason
>Sam stabs her in the back with his family sword, Jaime style
Best scene
I feel like that kinda gets shaken when Hearthrob Sam Tarly telling Jon about is heritage and how she's just a selfish bitch.
>Caring if he looks like the bad guy
fuck your optics, he's going in.
Meanwhile she brings nothing to the table. She is simply there... using resources.
>Daenerys risks her life for and falls in love with Jon
>offers him everything without expecting anything in return
>finds out that he is the only family she has left
>LOLJK JON HAS TO DIE even though the Night King is coming because Yea Forums hates Daenerys for doing the exact same shit Jon and Stannis have done
Yea Forums is full of retards who bash the show for shit writing, then try to throw everything out the window because they don't like one character.
desu i felt really bad for him and he acted well, unironically how would you act in front of royalty (assuming it meant something to you)?
Sam is now based and dany is retarded pilled.
It wasnt mandatory to kill them. I do think she is going to go full mad queen, it would be the best thing they could do
He may have hated his father but he still respected him and still wanted to gain his respect in return. Dany just denied everything he's been working towards.
It wasn't mandatory for Jon to kill Janos Slynt. It wasn't mandatory fo Stannis to kill the million people he killed.
Daenerys getting humbled and turning her back on power to save Westeros, and then doing a complete 180° FOR NO REASON, would be terrible writing.
And there is a Mad Queen. She is called Cersei Lannister.
im kinda expecting Sansa to have a full on Cersei moment when it comes to Sam and/or Gilly if they ever have screen time together.
Hell im surprised she didn't piss off the wildlings while Jon was gone
>He may have hated his father but he still respected him and still wanted to gain his respect in return.
Might be true.
>Dany just denied everything he's been working towards.
Are you serious? What makes you think Sam would be breaking his back by trying to impress his father?
>Randyll disowns Sam and forces him to go to the Wall
>Sam comes back home with a wilding, whom his father hates
>Sam leaves and steals his house's ancestral sword
How has Sam's relationship with Randyll improved in anyway? How was Sam expecting his relationship with his father to improve? By becoming a Maester? By stopping The Long Night--something his father doesn't believe in? He still wouldn't get his inheritance back.
randyll ditching house tarly was retarded in the first place
>implying sam should give a flying fuck about his cunt dad who literally tried to run him down like a fucking deer getting roasted
dickon yes, but certainly not randyll
I couldn't finish the episode without opening Yea Forums and I haven't posted here since Season 7. What a fucking shitshow.
I fucking loved this scene
Its because of the normies dude. I heard some half normie say here you can get beat up if you say you don't root for Daenerys. She is unironically the yaas queen of our time.
He didn't want his father to know she was a wildling, he said she was a whore, and stealing the sword is just him being desperate. The entire time he's back home shows how nervous he is, hoping to finally show that he's become a man.
>enemy combatants
>innocent people
>executing prisoners of war
>not executing prisoners of war
Woa
who?
Jon "baited into a trap by a fucking crazy person using basic bronze age tactics" Snow ?
Jaime "got his ass kicked and captured by a teenager" Lannister?
Tyrion "Still belives his crazy sadistic sister after she tried to kill him n times" Lannister?
Grey "cockless bald cunt who got nearly killed by rich fags in bronze masks while commanding the best fighting force in Essos" Worm?
She is a decent administrator/ruler at least
I know he had no intention of letting his father know he was with a wildling or of stealing Heartsbane. But his father did find out that he was with a wildling and his father did find out that Heartsbane was stolen.
If Sam is upset because he thought his relationship was improving with his father, he is massively fucking stupid and deluded. If Sam wants Jon to start a succession crisis right as the world is about to end, he is massively stupid. If Sam wants Jon to turn against Daenerys because she executed people for following orders, even though Jon did the same thing, Sam is a hypocrite and massively fucking stupid.
Trying to try a wedge against the living, even though Sam saw the White Walkers, would be disastrous. Give over your asshole father and your brother, Sam.
well you can, but you dont get to pretend you're the good guys
he refused to bent the knee if the ''best tactician'' in westeros isn't going to be loyal to you he is better dead than helping your enemies
Every time she killed someone it was completely justified. Change my mind
Damn son, dumb theory
Lol why you keep bringing stannis! He's long gone, was a great character imo, not for killing his daughter but..
Writers are giving Dany way too many badass moments which I think aren't completely sane?
>sword is called Heartsbane
>Azor Ahai needs to stab the one he loves in the heart with a sword
>Jon is about to ruin Longclaw by sacrificing Dany
>Sam suggests he use Heartsbane instead so that Longclaw is usable later
dabid
Well he did hate his father.
He didn't seem upset until he found out his brother died as well. Guess his brother wasn't a prick like their father.
The show has made it abundantly clear that Dany is just as blood thirsty as Cersei, but the only difference is she listens to the advice given to her. Dany is gonna do something that pushes Jon to his breaking point causing him to finally turn on her and revel the truth.
No. It’s confirmed Jorah will wield it, so Jorah will sacrifice the woman he loves to forge Lightbringer.
>Varys/Tyrion/Davos convo foreshadowing one of Jon and Dany will die.
>Jorah inserted the Sam and Dany convo for a reason
>Sam clearly upset with Daenerys, and points out that she is ultimately too selfish to ever make the ultimate sacrifice herself
>Sam is still too much of a useless cuck to be a hero. Jorah will eventually come to the realization he needs to sacrifice the one he loves, and plunges Heartsbane into Dany.
It was but you’re an idiot if you don’t understand that it’s painting her as a complex character. At first it invited you to root for her now it’s throwing a curveball and making you dislike her, as shown in this episode you dumbass.
If I was in his position and had nothing else to live for, you better believe I’d try to kill her instead of her nonchalantly telling me she killed my family.
Daenerys gets her minions to bash peasants' heads in because they talked shit about her? Or blows up a church to escape punishment? Or act ridiculously petty to everybody she feels threatened by? Or kills her kin in coldblooded murder (Drogo killed Viserys, and Vis deserved it.
Daenerys is not going to flip her switch and cause a rift between herself and Jon, just because Yea Forums hates her and wants drama.
This. Everyone she killed had it coming
I haven't watched the new episode yet. Have any of the leaks been confirmed?
can someone tell me where can I watch the show for free? Today some good gentleman posted mega.nz link and I'll be forever thankful to the fella.
Need some reliable sources for the next episode.
she did feed a bunch of nobles in mereen to her dragons because she suspected they may have been part of a plot against her, even though there was a very good chance they had nothing to do with it.
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she suspects hizdahr because he's a noble but it's proven he was innocent when the harpies murder him too
They were slavers. Had it coming
The majority of normies I ask about Dany don't see any complexity in her character. They all seem to root for her because woman.
The people on here root for Stannis and bash her despite Stannis having the exact same sense of entitlement and an even worse streak of executing his "enemies."
She suggested they put fur on armor is all I can recall. Other than that she stays in the conference room to complain about other people's ideas without giving any of her own.
being an absolute monarch in a feudalistic society is hardly any better. also what about the woman she burned to death for taking revenge on the man who slaughtered and raped her entire village?
Stannis' entire arc is about getting over his entitlement though. At first he expects everyone to just betray their lords and follow him because he's King, and then Davos points out that he himself betrayed his king and followed Robert. So he learns that he needs to actually win their loyalty. Stannis also doesn't seem to particularly want to be king. He thinks its his duty and is autistically driven to be it because of that, but admits that being King is kind of shit and even sees vision of the crown destroying him.
Stannis at least had the law on his side. Granted the writing made him even more ruthless than in the books.
2nd
That's literally why I came here just now.
They're just gonna rip off LotR with the ending being Sam finishing "A Song of Ice and Fire" as his recorded chronicles of the events of the show in his home with his wife and children, aren't they?
>they fucking pay their own money to people who fucking hate
what are you on about, robot?
His brother was bro tier if I remind correctly, but was also pro family
You're already thinking more deeply about this season than any of the writers.
In the books his brother was an asshole and Sam had no love for either of them. In the show his brother seems to be better though and they had an alright relationship judging by Sam's reaction.
He should have jumped up and sat on her and break her stupid smug face.
I got that way when the Hound saw Arya again.. but it was a nothing scene so it didn't last that long.
She didn't even care that one of her sons died last season or whatever it was and you don't even need tactics when you have nameless slaves, mouth breathing retards and dragons to slaughter your enemies
underrated
Imagine doing this much mental gymnastics to feed your narrative
Why would his LITTLE brother be defending him to his dad?
>starts turning Jon Snow against Dany
Second best part of the episode after Last Hearth sequence. Ngl seeing Sam become a Machiavellian political schemer is quite intriguing and I hope this little storyline goes somewhere
reddit meme would be
him saying WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
OK, so what are you gonna do about it?
>In the books his brother was an asshole and Sam had no love for either of them.
No, that's true. All Sam thinks about his brother, while feeling depressed, lost, and afraid, is that Dickon might not care about him. Keep in mind in the books Sam is a little older than Jon and Dickon is his younger brother. Dickon is like thirteen.
It is Dickon that informs Randyl about the game to take Brienne's virginity with knights betting on who can seduce her. Dickon seems like a decent lad, honestly.
i ain't no watching this crap. i just wanna know is there any chance based littlefinger comes back.
>Yass KKKEWWEN comes up to Gendry
>Gendry, I grant you all the resources and materials of winterfell at your disposal, and every person here is instructed to help you do this
>All you have to do is build nice and thick armor for my dragons
>Dragons proceed kill all the iceniggers and the golden compass army, and fly happily into the sunset
>roll credits dabid
>a Machiavellian political schemer
>for following simple directions from a godlike all-seeing psychic to tell his best friend important information about his true identity like he was planning to do anyway
>and your other gun
Then go back.
I thought I recalled Dickon being fierce, which is why Randyll picked him over Sam, but maybe I'm misremembering.
Can't put them all in one scene
What a retard you are
Reddit is invading full force tonight.
>knowing about something makes me one of them
>Well, at least I still have mom. She always loved me best.
>Oooo. Actually...
REMINDER TO BOOKFAGS: the show is canon now. showchads won!
This is all you get. There will NEVER be another book and you wasted your life for nothing! Hahahhaa! Plus I watched the show for free ;)
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
based
Last season was on a rush most of the time.
My guess is that this chapter is literally the calm before the shitstorm. But yeah, a bit much of romance.
I didn't realize it watching the episode but Sam's forehead has leveled up a lot over the years
scenes women will never understand
>a man
>best anything
Sweetie...
there is no moral grey area that the show presents for dany.
everytime they bring it up, she's immediately justified by some hacky event (the masked cult, the evil warlocks, the cartoonish masters!) to move her to westeros. it has zero nuance. she's the worst part of the show and as she took more screentime from the other developments the show obviously got worse.
Omega cucked