Oh yeah, this happened

Oh yeah, this happened

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And I enjoyed it.

Rihanna was good in this.

That weird time when they tried to push Taylor Kitsh as leading man material.
This and John Carter killed his career.

D 3

>Xmen Origins Wolverine
>John Carter
>Battleship
>Savages

With back to back hits like this, how did he not become the biggest actor around?

Don't you talk shit on the movie that had the balls to put the actual battleship board on the fucking screen.

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Was Paul Dano in this?

They somehow made the movie relevant to the game which was clever but it was still a shitty movie. I hate Mark Wahlberg as an actor and that AC/DC song they used is the worst one the band ever wrote.

A 2

shitty film epic ost youtube.com/watch?v=uvmCyW3OPes

ESR wrote bs for GNU plus LINUX

miss

Avengers is what fucked this movie over. I felt so bad forvthe director:
>okay maybe now that people saw Avengers six times, maybe they'll check out Battleship

does box art usually no try to have consistent lighting on the characters pictured?

hit

Yes it was The Avengers fault, not the fact that is was a terribly written movie based on the lowest IQ board game on the market that no one has cared about in 40 years.

B 4

You sunk my Cruiser

Based Kitsch

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This film sunk my IQ.

USS Missouri-chan a cute! CUTE!!

the best things never get the most recognition, most people legitimately have shitty taste.

Such a weird movie, the aliens were even peaceful.

The movie was badass.
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We just don't get movies like this anymore...

I watched this movie around the time I watched Zipang (Japanese anime), and I fucking loved the navy-porn. Absolutely entertaining as fuck desu.

This movie was good, only hipsters of Yea Forums say it was bad (and instead they keep praising marvel capeshit lol)

As dumb as it was, I enjoyed it more than I should have.

I mean, come on. It's got a crew of senior citizens salvaging a museum piece battleship to fight aliens that shoot pegs for missiles.

I'd probably put it on par with Transformers 1. Stupid, yes, but not as terrible as the ones that followed. There are no swinging metal testicles in my face.

I love how they gave this a 4k print, but I am still waiting on:

Fight Club
Miami Vice
Collateral
etc

Would have been great if it was what the trailers made it look like: Liam Neeson as the grizzled old captain of an old WW2 Iowa class battleship fighting aliens. That shit would be kino. Instead it was wannabe teen actor and Rhianna on a very small, modern battleship with only one gun for 2 hours. Fuck

True Lies any day now...

god DAMN can you imagine jamie lee curtis shaking her hot f*cking ass in 4k HDR on a $3000 OLED screen? hnnggghh

The black amputee was BADASS

I1

I don't even understand why they would try to push him.
With Worthington, they had the Avatar being highest grossing film ever. With Taylor, I don't get it.

When I watched it with friends, it was during spring break in the south of France. Seven 20 somethings drunk beyond repair.
>yo guys, I have this on my hard drive, could be fun, nah?
>yeah user, pop it up, I'll get the drinks
>I'm bringing food so we get comfy, wait for me!
We had a great time, the dumber it got, the harder we laughed.