/got/ - Episode 1 Season 8

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FUCK OFF ALREADY

>don't feel any excitement for this season
>intro starts
>excited
fuck i love this intro

why is bran so fucking useless
really what has he done this entire series

Bro imagine actually giving a fuck about game of thrones. Normie trash show. Now LOST? THAT was a good show.

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nice reference to arya in the first season

>the rape, sansa..

Bran with the fucking autism-fu
I was genuinely worried that they were going to conveniently forget about the whole zombie-dragon thing

LET ME GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS

I'VE POSTED THIS MANY TIMES ON /GOT/ but I'll have to post it again.

Euron will be the Big Bad in the South, like how the White Walkers are the Big Bad in the North.

Jon and Daenerys will exhaust themselves in vanquishing the Night King, but then they will be soundly defeated by King Euron Greyjoy, the Iron King on the Iron Throne.

in the same fashion that William the Conqueror defeated Harold after the Norwegians distracted him

IN THE RECENT EPISODE THE MAESTERS REVEALED THAT THERE WAS A PROPHECY BY A MAN NAMED LODOS WHICH CLAIMED THAT THE "DROWNED GOD" WOULD DESTROY AEGON TARGARYEN

and what is Jon's real name...Aegon!

the final scene of the series will be

>Euron as the final victor
>Jon Snow's head on a pike to his left
>Dany's head on a pike to his right
>Tyrion's skull used as a footstool, with three dragon skulls surrounding him
>Dust of the Night's King in a transparent glass box next to the throne
>Cersei, Sansa, and Melisandre on a leash as salt wives
>Sam as an enslaved Maester forced to write up works glorifying Euron and depicting the events of the series, titled "A Song of Ice and Fire"

>and right before Arya makes an unsuccessful assassination attempt on Euron, Jaqen appears out of nowhere to kill her, avenging his WAIFu

BANK ON IT. SCREENCAP THIS. I KNOW D&D WILL WANT AN EDGELORD ENDING TO THEIR EDGELORD SHOW TO PISS OFF THE NORMIES. THEY DO NOT NEED NORMIE APPROVAL AFTER THEY'RE DONE WITH THE SHOW. LAST YEAR I WAS SPECULATING ABOUT EURON AND ACCURATELY PREDICTED THAT IT WOULD MAKE SENSE FOR HIM TO KILL THE SAND SNAKES THIS SEASON, SO ONE OF MY PREDICTIONS HAS ALREADY COME TRUE. THE REASON THEY HAVE BEEN BUILDING UP DAENERYS AND JON BUT DIDN'T FOCUS MUCH ON EURON IS SO THAT THEY CAN TRULY BLINDSIDE THE AUDIENCE

REMINDER THAT GRRM'S ENDING IS SUPPOSED TO BE "BITTERSWEET"

Bittersweet in this case means that the threat of the Others has been vanquished and humanity lives on, but at the price of the fact that almost everyone we know is dead.

The only surviving POV characters are Sam and Sansa, who is married to the sadistic tyrant Euron, who attacked Jon and Dany after their forces were depleted vanquishing the Others.

REMINDER THAT BECAUSE OF TRUMP'S VICTORY AND BECAUSE SHOWEURON IS SET UP TO BE SIMILAR TO TRUMP, D&D WILL SET THE STAGE FOR A BITTERSWEET ENDING WHERE EURON MAKES WESTEROS GREAT AGAIN, FOR THE SAKE OF MAKING THE SHOW MORE "RELEVANT TO REALITY" LIKE THEY DO WITH SJW FEMINIST BULLSHIT

For the books, GRRM is also probably writing in Drumpf references because of how bitter his Hillary supporting ass is. Euron will certainly be the new main human villain.

BANK ON IT. YOU CAN COUNT ON D&D TO GO FULL EDGELORD WHENEVER POSSIBLE TO PISS OFF AS MANY FANS AS POSSIBLE

>ShowRon is a shitty and pale imitation of his counterpart.

BECAUSE IT WOULD BE ALL THE MORE SURPRISING, IN A D&D FASHION, FOR HIM TO BE THE VICTOR

If they hyped him up, it would take away from the surprise. THAT IS EXACTLY WHY they haven't portrayed him as the ominous "next step in evil above Ramsay" threat he is in the books. HOWEVER PILOU ASBAEK HIMSELF HYPED HIMSELF AS SUCH, but then later "claimed" he was just joking

>still watching this pleb trash

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>Tyrion: You should be happy. At least your balls aren't freezing off.
>Varys: You take great offense to me making dwarf jokes but make eunuch jokes, why is that?
>Tyrion: Because I have balls. Simple.
10/10 WRITING D&D

Oh boy more meme girl

are we really already hating on them? jeebus.

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Is this the comfy thread?

torrent when?

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I feel left out lads. Did the show actually get good around season 4ish?

Link to stream please

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They deserve ridicule for the shit that they write

It was good from season 1-4.

OIM GONNA FOOK THE KWEEN XD

The show was excellent around season 4. And then it became worse than ever in season 5 and the ball has been rolling downhill ever since.

>le u have no balls lol
ebin

So far that hasn't changed.

>So far

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I know. I just watched most of the first episode. I can't even, I was prepared for a disappointment but even then I was disappointed. It's like a robot wrote this shit I swear.

what standing armies are left besides the dothraki and unsullied?

Thanks, I dropped around the right time it seems.

Is this the comfy thread? God I'm already sick of hamfisted reunion "remember these characters?" scenes with cringy fucking dialogue.

Knowing how this show has been, I'm certain now that this will be the whole season, shitty episodes with one or two shock factor moments in them for the normies to cream over.

Can someone post the leaks?

>homeless harry strickland is that dude

So this show is officially fanfiction now.

literally nothing has happened so far

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Apparently there's only 7 episodes this season, too

I unironically feel like I am watching a soap opera. Just stupid fucking pointless dialogue scenes without any plot whatsoever.

so why was there a 2 year wait for this?

2 part season isnt it?

6 actually, 7 was last season
last season was the first part

If the writing so far is any indication, because they didn't know how the hell to wrap this thing up.

Anyone got a stream link?

What is this how to train a dragon shit?

Reminds me a lot of those porn parodies

yeah, this could be a porn parody and I would still think that the writing is kinda corny for a porno.

>They can't even include "but rises again harder and stronger" in the Greyjoy words/salute

I would fall asleep if the cringe wasn't keeping me awake.

>nothing happens
>relationship drama
>no plot progression
The only saving grace thus far is that Bran actually brings up the fact that the zombie dragon exists

>Reminds me a lot of those porn parodies

Spot on. This is fanfiction after all.

They probably had that bit of dialogue because otherwise everyone would forget, given the pace of this shit episode. NOTHING WILL FUCKING HAPPEN IN THE WHOLE EPISODE.

This is absolutely retarded. There's nothing bittersweet about the south winning and all the good guys dying. People would rather the others win than that nonsense.

Good god, when you think the cringe can't get any worse...

They can't even make the dragons interesting anymore, everything is shit.

And even then, who did he fucking have to say it to? John was right there when the dragon fell. So was Dany and everyone else who arrived. Also, even if he didn't know the dragon was resurrected, how come he didn't go "wait, what? Resurrection? Bran, are you doing alright?"
and then they'd have to explain that Bran is psychic, somehow. And then Jon would have a moment
"Oh Gods... So he can raise dragons too. I hoped hoped he wouldn't be able to."

but nah, all that shit is completely understood and acknowledged in a second.

i fucking unironically could have written a better show if i had about a year of writing

>And even then, who did he fucking have to say it to?

The viewers obviously.

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So Jon coming out targ will divide him and Dany, right? She's not gonna share a throne with him it'll be way out of character.

kek @ the sword on fire
that happens everyday

LMAO THIS IS SO FRIGGING EPIC SISTERS

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I don't think Jon cares about the throne that much.

Stannismod now it ends edition

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I'll tell you what will happen: they will have a stone-faced conversation about it, with cringy dialogue. The tension will last until the next episode until they have a stone-faced conversation with cringy dialogue and resolve it. There will probably be a pointless sex scene somewhere before or after. Then there will be more cringy dialogue, probably with some dumb callback reference to things that happened previously.

But does she think that?

>literally fucking as her kids watch

Holy shit this was literally a 2/10 episode
D&D really outdid themselves

The entire episode was about giving Jon reasons to hate Dany. It'll probably be a source of tension throughout the next couple episodes and the wights will attack just as it's reaching its climax.

welp, that was about as shit as expected

The walking dead tier.

5 episodes left

tfw none of the old /got/ shitposters are still here

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BRAVO VINCE!

Its like they took all the bad parts from season 6/7, the fan service, the generic fantasy shit, the awful dialogue and ruined plots, and then got rid of all the good parts and just made season 8 of that.

This shit is almost unwatchable now. GRRM completely fucked his legacy by deciding he'd rather eat himself to death then finish his books before letting someone have the rights to it.

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Tune in next week where something might happen.

>40 minute episode of a 6 episode season wasted on this
LMAO

Daenerys is a villain

DAENERYS IS SO FUCKING UNLIKABLE
ARYA IS SO FUCKING UNLIKABLE
SANSA IS SO FUCKING UNLIKABLE

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Anyone have the leaks? This is pretty terrible opening episode

thats it then?

Arya trying to smile literally made me puke

literally how does this end in 5 episodes

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I had managed to delude myself into thinking that since this is the last season and there will be less episodes, that they would have actual plot and things happening.

What a sweet summer child.

Does Arya get uglier every season?

Well that was...certainly something. Weird pacing through the whole thing too. I guess at least Bran and Jamie finally met again?

meh/10

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>Jaime dies next week

This semen slurping show ain’t for me

>The walking dead tier.
Shit now that you say it, it's pretty similar in quality. I'd probably kill myself 4 years ago if I knew I'd one day be comparing Game of Thrones to TWD in my head

this was a good episode desu senpai

as much as i dislike how stupid tokyo ghoul got, at least it never got this bad lol

TWOW when george

Good scene.

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big bad zombie dragon dies and everyone lives happily everafter

muh nigga jon bout to get uncucked status

>people genuinely, UNIRONICALLY expect Danaerys to survive the season

pure targ blood is corrupted, the only sane Targ is Jon because of Lyanna who was innocent
Dany is fucking dying

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Look at the bright side, it's the final season.

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>5 minutes of dragon riding that no one asked for

>GRRM completely fucked his legacy by deciding he'd rather eat himself to death then finish his books
Writers' block is a bitch.

Maesie's "acting" has really gone to the shitter. Her terrible smug real life self is bleeding through to the character and it's shit.

Care to elaborate on why it was a good episode?

Yeah it was alright, I can't help but feel everything is going to feel rushed as fuck though.

this desu

I want white negro to win.

nigga that shit was cool as fuck and you know it. ending scene of that sequence was cringe though.

>NOTHING
>FUCKING
>HAPPENED

its core fanbase asked for it, don't kid yourself

Ravened ;)

Guys this can't be right, I only saw a 40 minute episode for a TV show that is on its final season with a total of 6 episodes.

They must've sent them the wrong cut right?

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>LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED
>LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED
>LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED
>LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED
>LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED

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95% of the episode was quips and reunions, holy shit what a disaster

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What episode does Stannis show up?

seriously bitch
that was it?

Surely you jest

Something tells me Jamie’s going to die this season. He was always my favorite :(

How come this season wasn't leaked like last season?

All the reunions were so fucking underwhelming

Someone out there paid to watch this episode.

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>6 episodes of filler like this

what a waste of 1 episode desu

I feel so gratified in my conviction this series is shit. Stopped watching at season 4 and this was the first episode I've seen since then. I was right.

IT'S SHIT LIKE EVERYONE KNEW IT WOULD BE

SHIT
SHIT
SHIT

AND NORMIES WILL EAT IT UP JUST YOU FUCKING WATCH, TRASH

Sam is such a shit actor.

>no elephants

Also Daenerys, meanwhile Sansa is a goddess.

>6 episode season
>THAT first episode

It's gonna be mediocre, isn't it?

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waiting for burlington bar reactions to decide if I liked the episode

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Why the fuck would they even send the Umbers back up north immediately after the army of the dead breached the wall? The Last Hearth would be the first place that would get attacked.

Also lol

Hey user, it's me, character you met previously. Let's have a one-to-one talk about shit that has happened in previous seasons. I'll let you have thr first pointless quip.

Bran wont snitch guaranteed

ec8acb266b717a7796571d307aa6b7541863249f
enjoy

literally like 5 episodes left in the show and they still have filler episodes

YIKES

You wont like the episode don't watch

Remember how cute Bran was? Jesus, puberty hits Jew kids in the face with a club

The last 15-20 minutes were good. It took too long to get there tbqh

I’m going to get fucking mad if they bully Jaime next episode, even if he deserves it. He’s one of the few reasons to keep up with this shitshow.

Crab leg Sonnenrad with zombie kid was kino desu.

Who was Strickland in the books? That name sounds familiar.

I mean, I'd rather see this episode than blood in my urine but that isn't saying much

>Episode ends with them teasing Jamie might be killed/executed by the starks
>Trailer shows Jamie fighting on the walls against the undead

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Dany will bitch about it until she finds out she's pregnant.

>still no Stannis

fuck you D&D

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The only good scene was Sam and Jon's reunion.
The Greyjoy reunion is also ok.
The rest is fucking cringey dialogue, quips, shitty romantic lines and bad acting. WTF.

>people surprised that the premiere is just setting up the pieces

Were you really expecting a bigass battle scene tonight? Were you expecting major character deaths? Were you expecting huge plot revelations? It's the first episode, they're gonna use it to set up the rest, obviously

>50 minutes episode
>10 minutes flying stupid dragons

Was this the most boring episode ever?

I'm pretty sure the only actual event in this episode was Theon saving Yara, and that was incredibly rushed. I suppose we could also count the Sam and Jon stuff. Other than that, pure filler, with only five episodes to go.

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Cant get over that Theon had his penis painfully removed in torture.

someone give me the spoilers so i can fuck off with this series

>absolutely all the people with power in this show is now a female
They did it so gradually that I didn't even notice

Which core fanbase? Not those nerds GRRM relies on for answers.

>jon and dany are already in a relationship
>drama is supposed to be created by this revelation
>you become queen if you marry the king

so how's this supposed to work as a problem for the two characters again?

even if George had completely finished they'd still completely go off track

look at how little of AFFC they actually adapted, i don't mean cut characters. Look at just Brienne or Jaime.

Holy shit Jon rode a dragon. Choke on a dick. Go watch big bang thoery or some other diamond dozen show you fucking plebs. This was kino

so wheres the torrent link?

RUSHED AS FUCK GARBAGE ENDING SOON

Wow an user actually leaked the plot beforehand.

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Jesus, that scene with Sam and Daenerys felt like a SNL sketch

This is literally a fanfic with a million dollar budget

>tfw no dragons will watch me bang my sister

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Yep. 5 episodes left to wrap up the entire show. We all knew this shit was going to be rushed to hell. This episode would have been fine if there were still like 15 episodes left.

it was reunion:the episode

The first episode of pretty much every season sucks. its a question of if it gets worse or not

yes

Seeing as they have to wrap up all that tension in just a few more episodes? I give it a 3/10, but these battles better be fucking 10/10.

>an entire episode of reunions and quips
Really? Do we have time for that with 4+ series finale episodes left?

Fucking quips

THERE WAS SO MUCH FILLER I KEEP SHITTING MESELF

the last 3 (or even 4) episodes are 80minutes long

STOP BEING A SLACKER LIKE YOUR FATHER, MCFLY

>yup they sure don't make 'em like lost anymore! *sips

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Who was the zombie boy?
>Who was the zombie boy?
Who was the zombie boy?
>Who was the zombie boy?

What's the point? All of the young and handsome are either dead or will die.

Pretty sure he's fucking dead there's legit no reason to keep him alive at all at this point. Kingslayer killing the Night King would be based as fuck but a women will save the day because it's current year.

fuck that if dragon glass completely undoes the spell keeping the undead moving upon penetration I'd have the entire perimeter of the castle fucking littered with pointy end up dragon glass, fucking trabuchets loaded down with barrels of dragon glass, etc.

I'd dragon glass the trees, the mote, the tunnels, every man, woman, and child would have dragonglass shanks. If the person in front of you falls, shank em and keep going

That was pretty shit. Especially the dragon riding sequence into waterfall kiss scene

Thank christ for Sam blowing the fuck out of that dragon whore.

You know the shows bad when I woke up during the severed arms kid scream part. Did anything good happen before that?

Jon and Dany die, the white walkers die, life in Westeros slightly improves.

The end.

WORST EPISODE EVER

DROPPED

STANNIS FUCKING WHEN
>STANNIS FUCKING WHEN
STANNIS FUCKING WHEN
>STANNIS FUCKING WHEN
STANNIS FUCKING WHEN
>STANNIS FUCKING WHEN
STANNIS FUCKING WHEN

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Is the rest of the season going to have longer episodes?

>implying you wouldn’t

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So hold up, why the fuck nothing happened, the whole sequence with Sam didn't made any sense, scenes just jumped from one to the other without adding anything new to the story, things that happened in this fucking hour:
>Theon saved Yara in the most boring way possible
>Jon learned he been fucking his aunt all this time
That's fucking it, the walkers are still coming, but not as fast as Euron inside Cercei.

TORRENT?????

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DABBED

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i think this episode just proves they aren't going to attempt to wrap up any major loose ends

it's not meant for people that actually pay attention. We must suffer through the retardation.

The Umbar Lord, retard.

>Sandor reunites with Arya but not with Sansa

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Just remember sam, nobody’s ever really gone

This show was completely ruined by the feminist garbage. The books had zero trace of this horse shit and it's become increasingly apparent the influence that feminist writers have had on writing later seasons. It's so fucking cringe inducing.

Stannis is not coming back isn’t he?

The rescue scene is literally 29 seconds, and it's the only thing that happened the rest of the episode was

>character reunites with another
>slight banter
>move on to the next reunion

post your face when this episode

bonus points for an anime face
double points for a stannis face
triple points for an anime face related to stannis

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No, I expected competent dialogue, not family guy tier "remember this?" writing.

That whole scene (especially with the terrible dialogue and the dragon's reaction) was like something out of a straight to DVD romcom.

That was boring as shit and the CG was mega cringe.
This season is off to a horrible start. That was BAD.

THE WHOOOOORE IS PREGNANT WITH A BOAAAARRRRRR

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>6 episode season
>spent 1st episode not doing anything besides awful fanservice
Good to know I can just drop the series now and come back to after finals are done.

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my favourite part was when those two characters met for the first time and they stared at each other real meaningfully.

kek, god tier marketing. A real 4D chess move.

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>Jaime: Nice wheels
>Bran: Nice hand
REALLY D&D???

Nah it's pretty clear from that sneak peek that Dany sucks his dick and then adds him to her queensguard as thanks for killing the mad king

Umber

WHAT DO WE WANT?
CONNINGTON
WHEN DO WE WANT HIM?
NOW!

>1hr of nothing
who wrote this shit

It feels like nothing happened this episode. Plus they basically solved Theon's arc in like 3 minutes with almost no explanation.

Did literally anything happen this episode that wasn’t already happening?

Are there leaks for EP 2?

oh shit

did he have the rest of the season?

stream?

she is power hungry. she doesn't want to be queen, she wants to rule.

the king rules. not the queen.

50 minutes of reunions
5 minutes of dragon flying

Let a man hope, that would be a good ending if Euron takes over like William the bastard.

>people surprised that the premiere is just setting up the pieces
Did you watch the episode, you fuckin retard? NOTHING happened. No setting up, NOTHING. Kys, faggot.

I fully forgot but what happened between Bran and Jamie again? For some reason I don't ever remember them interacting.

Why did he leave out the kino Last Hearth scene

Fuck elephants. Whenever I read about a battle with elephants in them it always ends with them panicking and running into their own side, causing them to lose.

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most important points of the ep
>night king is a literal undead nazi
>brain bomb from sam to jon
>the night king is playing 4d chess but tommen plays 8d underwater backgammon
>bran and jaime

ONE DOWN 5 MORE TO GO

> Literally nothing happening

ONE DOWN 5 MORE TO GO

> Literally nothing happening

ONE DOWN 5 MORE TO GO

> Literally nothing happening

>he just calls her a cold bitch and walks off
what

Summed it up perfectly.

HOLY FUCK THAT EPISODE

There was a 10 minute long scene of Jon going ham on Dany's asshole while Sam begged him to stop.

>YOU WERE THE CHOSE ONE, JON

Yo this Chernobyl miniseries looks kino

Yeah I try not to watch the episode previews. What's even the point of having a series if they spoil it themselves

They just keep checking off plot points without actually having characters or conversations. Its just a clip show

THIS
FUCKING THIS

THERE IS NO POINT IN SENDING THEM NORTH IF THEY WILL BE THE FIRST TO GET HIT. but that flaming arm circle thing was cool i guess

>2 characters meet
>quip
>counter-quip
>snarky comment while turning away
>Jump to next two characters

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>6 episodes left
>waste the first one doing absolutely fucking nothing

What could D&D POSSIBLY have meant by this?

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It ended right after that. Pretty shitty episode desu

Azor isn't real either.

THE WHOOOOOOOOOORE IS PREGNANT WITH A BOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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i am angry

read at own risk

twitter.com/AngryGoTFan

>Tfw Bran is the best character this show has

Missed the episode. Is CIA actually alive?

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>John by the laws of gods and men you're the rightful heir to the throne before Dany
>n-no that's treason
>how is following the law treason
>m-muh honor

Jon is a cuckold

The waterfal scene was porn level writing. "The north is cold for a southern girl." "So warm up your queen." /dragons watch snu snu.

litteraly 50 minutes of nothing
great

Lol it's like the problem was solved before it araised. But the thing is, Daenerys is fucking crazy and she wants to be the ruler of everything, that will be the conflict.

the joss whedon school of dialogue strikes again

the quality of writing on this show really went over a fucking cliff

more like

>character reunites with another
>female character outwits and/or humiliates male character

Not all were down yet. Needed more horses to get everyone out.

theon scene was good. bran and jaime seeing each other was kino. jon and sam was ok. everything else kinda lame.

spanish stream plox

The thing is that due to how heritage works Jon has to inherit the Iron Throne. It's the stunt that Daenerys has pulled throughout the entirety of the show and there is supposed to be a bit of "poetic justice" because Daenerys should give the throne to Jon and be her queen based on her own logic

Azor Jon literally cucked a dragon. You can't get any more based than that, boys.

What major loose ends are left in the show?

Umber, who was sent back to his castle to gather his men and return to Winterfell in the beginning of the episode...

no one belived it would be this boring

>the show will end before the books

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>Drogo watching his cunny bunny get kissed by a Northern man

He pushed him out the window

>LITERALLY the very first spoken line of the episode was the meme midget going "haha no balls xD"

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Wow to have this small of a brain. To just parrot things other people say. Nothing about any of that was filler. It all moved the plot forward the exact opposite of filler. You see?

>LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED >LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED >LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED >LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED >LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED

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cersei and euron fugg
everybody goes to winterfell
Sam tells jon hes a targ
Jamie pops up at WF and bran sees him

The very end they stared at each other. Jamie scared/confused and Bran a vegetable

>Last Hearth is a fucking tiny keep on a hill
l m a o

>didn't made any sense, scenes just jumped from one to the other without adding anything new to the story, things that happened in this fucking hour:
lol welcome to this shows writing since season 4

They tested out the night king my having lil finger turned

Jaime's the guy who crippled Bran
you know, Bran saw him and Cersei shagging and Jaime pushed him out? I don't blame you for forgetting, it was a while ago now and the show pretty much lost its identity along the way too

actually, jon knowing himself his truth is one of the biggest got happenings

What even happened this episode

>What do dragons eat, anyway?
>Whatever they want

>Stay back! he has blue eyes
>My eyes were always blue!

>If you want a whore, but it. If you want a queen, earn it
>literally gives her vag away in less than 5 minutes from saying that

And many others example of 10/10 writing

BRAVO, DABID
>BRAVO, DABID
BRAVO, DABID
>BRAVO, DABID
BRAVO, DABID
>BRAVO, DABID
BRAVO, DABID
>BRAVO, DABID

literally nothing happened

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>he believed the more than 60 minute meme
It's just an hour per episode.

I want to see her ugly smeagol face desperately throat fuck my cock like it was her life's goal
You just know she fucks like a desperate ugly chick

Can someone post the leaks which ended up being correct?

you're going to watch every episode at 9pm EST Sunday through May and you know damn well

Writing is hard so I understand why he keeps putting it off, but at the same time this episode was shit.

The writing continues to get worse with every passing season

>2013

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THE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE IS PREGNANT WITH A BOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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He had eight FUCKING YEARS to come up with even a rough draft of winds of winter. He's rolling in money at this point. Any sane person working 40 hours a week could write a page a day and have 2 books in this time. We're well past writers block. Dude is a fucking hack.

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GODS WHAT A STUPID MEME

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WHERE IS STANNIS?

I missed the Bolts game for this shit?!

This show turned into shit since Ned Stark died.

>Jamie pops up at WF and bran sees him
This was pretty good desu.

Can someone please link me the leaks?

>book dany spends an entire chapter drinking rotten water and having diarreah
>show dany is queen of the fucking universe
F A N F I C T I O N

Is aunt/ nephew real incest?

Why was Bronn given the crossbow again?

>jon snow

>find out you are a targ

>your cunt girlfriend killed your best friends dad and sons

>don't care

who wrote this character, jesus

>night king is a literal undead nazi
>brain bomb from sam to jon
>the night king is playing 4d chess but tommen plays 8d underwater backgammon
>bran and jaime

All the funding went into the battles guaranteed. The dialogue is going to be hilariously shit this season

that umber scene was unexpected as fuck damn

Can someone explain to me where the guys were at the end of the episode? Are they more north than everyone else? Why is the Nightking sending edgy messages at this point if everyone knows he's coming?

>George RR Martin will end before the books

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Isnt Jaime supposed to be blonde

They kinda had to. I think they wanted to get all this stuff out of the way before the 5 "real" episodes which will be extra long and crammed with plot and drama

How do you guys think the Jon and Dany succession crisis will play out?

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Also they reset Sam's arc from the previous season. No point in stealing the sword and books and renouncing his family, that shit might as well never have happened.

Best storyline is The Greyjoy’s.

>Makes your episodes so boring, even if they leak no one will believe it
Flawless strategy
BRAVO DABID

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>6 episodes
>1st is a shorter than average filler

UH GUYS?

Sam is obviously going to [spoilers]

Anyone have a link to an upload?
Brettygood won't play it again even though the sight was so packed during the live show that it wouldn't even load.

NEVER OCCURED ON THIS PLANET BEFORE

I fucking wish

Why didnt they show Cerseis tits again?

>It was a while ago.

It literally happened in the very first episode.

And there goes 15% of the season...

Tyrion is executed for treason. He betrays the Starks.
Gendry flirts with Arya and call her M’Lady to get her riled up.
Jon rides a dragon
Jon, Davos and Tyrion tour a burned-out King’s Landing and pass hundreds of corpses. Tyrion looks guilty.
Daenerys tells Sam that she has burned his father and brother.
Jaime dies in Brienne's arms.
Bran tells everyone the Wall has fallen the Night King has a dragon in the middle of the meet-and-greet at Winterfell.
Qyburn tells Cersei that a dead dragon knocked down the Wall and she thinks this is a good thing.
Euron blackmails Cersei into sex and she doesn’t even get elephants out of it.
Cersei has a miscarriage.
The Northern Lords are pissed Jon bent the knee, even Lyanna Mormont. Jon tell them to quit their bitching because they need Dany’s dragons and armies. Plus, she’s really hot.
Tyrion is either an idiot or working with Cersei because he tries to convince everyone they can trust Cersei (to send troops and not stab them in the back).
The Night King leaves a mysterious message at Castle Black
Theon after rescuing his sister (thereby saving her from listening to more of Euron’s monologues) will fight in the Battle of Winterfell.
Winterfell burns down. Down to the ground.
There are THREE riders with flaming swords, one is left-handed. So Jaime or Arya (totally Jaime, right?)
Arya, Sansa, Davos, Bran, Brienne, Greyworm, Yara and some guy from probably Dorne survive and are at Tryion's trial. Oh, and our Lord and Savior Robyn of House Arryn. And Edmure Tully.
Jon asks Arya to help him with Sansa and Dany. After their touch reunion where they compare “weapon size”.
Tyrion shouts “THEY DESERVED IT!” at his trial. For treason. Let’s not forget the treason.
Sansa questions whether Jon bent the knee for the North or love.
Qyburn resurrected Tommen ala Robert Strong
[sPoLiErS taG ]
King’s Landing burns.
Wight Ned Umber.

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You've got fat

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Is this season gonna be 5 episodes?

BRAN WILL TELL JAIME HE IS AZOR AHAI

>still no ghost

Fucking real right now?

Also, can someone post a Reak?

the dragon shit could have literally been ripped out of a disney movie lmao

Definitely feels like it's setting up for her to die, yeah.

The thing that pissed me off the most was Sam literally spelling out that Daenerys has to give the throne to Jon as if the audience can't put two and two together

did Cersei do anal

Name 3 things that happened that moved the plot in any way. It's all bullshit reunion. Yara's rescue is the only thing that comes to mind.

fuck off taco nigger

Honestly the black hole picture has more plot than this episode.

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s-sh-shut up. baka.

>learn 2 read
>Sansa

not worth it, just skp

>Book has lesbian sex
>Show has gay sex
F A N F I C T I O N

>wasted precious screentime arguing about who will fight with them and quiping and cock and balls and dude balls lmao and dragons! EBIN

FUCK D&D

I genuinely do not see how this season will not be a gigantic fuck up. They have 6 episodes to cover what feels like at least 20% of the plot. The pacing is going to have to be so fast that it is going to turn into pure popcorn action level for the rest of the season.

Agreed. They're setting up a lot of things. Just hope they don't fuck up the ending.

>le wild and crappy CGI dragon ride
>horror movie jump scare with screaming dead kid
>plot barely moves
>did Cersei really think elephants could get on boats?
>changing one of the best opening credit sequences and making it shit

To kill Tyrion/ Jaime which he obviously isn't gonna do.

The abuser its always the uncle/aunt

i wish i got some money for sitting through this

He knows what happened after cos that's when he woke up you silly nigger

how do these motherfuckers sail so fast

>heya Sam thanks for saving my buddy from an agonizing death
>as a reward let's talk about the agonizing deaths I gave to your dad and brother
what's with this bitch

So is this shit worth downloading or is my plan to watch only the last episode still the best choice?

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she must be a fucking beast in bed tho
she knows she's fucking ugly and has to compensate somehow

They are setting this up for Jon to be the hero. Danerys will betray him when she finds out he is the rightful king. You are fucking blond if you don’t see the foreshadowing.

I would lick her asshole all day just because she's famous and probably pretty clean.

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Yes they are like 25% related

But for targs not really

To kill Tyrion with the same weapon Tyrion used to killed their father.

>Tyrion is executed for treason
Surely it’s a typo

>implying anything will actually happen
credits will rolls right as the Night King rolls up to the door of Winterfell. Him and his undead army will probably all be dead by episode 4 at the latest.

Decent episode. You faggots are sperging out over the smallest things.

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Someone post the confirmed plebbit leaks. You know the one, it’s painful to watch this “show” anymore. The dialogue is as bad as a Marvel movie.

>I didn't

I don't get it

>anything that resembles a pinwheel means youre a nazi

everyone here is retarded I swear

if they execute jaime next ep I AM DONE

>that quasimodo smile
lost

This shit is becoming an R-Rated Marvel movie. So many fucking quips

this is what the entire episode consisted of

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Brainlet

They took the horses to bring everyone to Winterfell

BRING ME THE THREAD STRETCHER BEFORE I PISS MYSELF

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>book sand snakes are effortlessly out-maneuvered by Prince Doran and made to look like the children they are, sent back to their rooms with no supper and then married off one by one to settle them down
>show sand snakes murder Doran and Areo Hotah in broad day light in the middle of Doran's own court and then take over all of Dorne without a word of protest from anybody

>dany will try to kill jaime
>jon will tell her the truth
>she's gonna full bitch mode
>she faints
>maester-whatever-his-name finds out she's pregnant
>she doesn't care about anything else
Screencap this.

You forgot

>we could be a thousand years here
>we would be pretty old

And

>it's cold
>then keep your queen warm

We should actually compile these down, I honest to goodness can't believe people unironically like this crap.

Jaime and Tyrion haven't been blonde since season 1

already posted by based frogposter

because pottery, it rhymes. Cersi wants bronn to kill jamie and midget with it because midget killed their father the same way

Realistic: Civil war after WW defeated because he sees how much of a tyrant she'd become and he didnt' want to trade Cersei for another tyrant.

What'll happen: Lovey dovey true love between the two chosen ones.

make me faggot

what a shit way for Dany to go though.

Thats some brilliant dialogue right there

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they dont have any time
they gotta teleport
they've been doing this since last season

>LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED
>LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED
>LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED
>LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED

Episode 6.
When Dany and Jon arrive at kings landing to claim the throne, He'll be sat there, crown on head, Mountain's body on the floor and Cersei chained up in a gold bikini at his side.

How did Bran become the most interesting character what the fuck happened?

give livelink pls

what made it decent?

The entire episode summed up in one succinct post.

the audience is filled with "YASS QUEEN SLAY" types.
They have to.

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Fucking Stalker precursor mini series incoming!

>2019
>torrent

Are we at least gonna get the giant ice spiders?

Theon rescues yara

Scene at the end at the wall that.....idk what it was about.

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Lord of the rings is a trilogy of movies that roughly last 9 hours.

6 episodes of game of thrones equal (two being an hour and a half) roughly equals 7 hours for the final arc of a story.

Although I do admit not enough happened this episode.

how is that even an issue?

They'll argue for half an episode and then decide to get married in the Targaryen fashion of incest. Then some random lord will object because Targ incest is what started this whole mess and they'll kill him and that plot line will be dropped.

youtube.com/watch?v=fWKHkZD-euI

literally what happened

oh that? he's still not over that?

Does Arya have fecal alcohol syndrome?

NO GHOST
>NO GHOST
NO GHOST
>NO GHOST
NO GHOST
>NO GHOST

What does Tyrion do?

>Sandor reunites with Arya
are you retarded?

Sam and Bran will try to convince Jon to reveal to everyone that he's the rightful king. Jon will do his honorable faggot shit and tell them not to tell anyone because it might mean losing Dany as an ally. Dany dies. Jon ends up the king anyway.

Shockingly, they will marry and become king and queen of westeros and their first born son will inherit the throne.

DRAGONSS!!!!!!!

Betrays the stark

>Nothing happens all season
>Show ends with the night king's army just killing everyone
Based

>Army of men going to Winterfell
>Walkers being closer to Winterfell then they thought
>Jon being told he's Ageon

WHY DO THEY KEEP KILLING HANDSOME BOYS?????

linky winky
mega.nz/#!39USyCBJ!7g-5xXJnnwymw5CEY9UR0U_SR2jLAEpGC8EoeK8kRg4

*blocks your thread*

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Wasn't it policy in the north you could avoid execution if you took up the black?

directors have a tiny tit fetish

>decent episode

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She seems more and more heartless as the episodes go on, I genuinely believe she dies too.

No. Also no fucking elephants, man. WTF

It wouldnt be bad if there werent 5 episodes left to wrap up the story. But 90% of this episodes runtime was devoted to absolute filler tier nonsense with almost nothing happening to actually further the plot. You cannot deny this, it was filler.

>LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED >LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED >LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED >LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED >LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED

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I'm ok with it.

Fuck this is gonna be a rushed as fuck ending and we had to wait 2 years for it. I can already tell it's gonna be awful.

the most fun you'll get out of this season is complaining about it and making fun or normies who love it so just download it you faggot

muh iron fleet

I don't even understand what the crisis is
>already fucking
>if they marry they can share the claim and be rightful king and queen
It's the biggest non issue being pushed in the stupidest way for melodrama. I would have preferred jon freaking out because he fucked his aunt

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More boar, your grace?

>They're stubborn as goats
>A goats bleets on screen

>Jaime: Care for a push?
>Bran smirks.

Cue intro for "The Adventures of Jaime & Bran"

Too expensive to animate, please understand.

Literally the only good thing about this episode
Based Bron

REPOST LEAKS
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SKAEL TSOPER

GODS WHAT A STUPID EPISODE

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They can't even keep Dany's hair consistent in a single shot

I AM ANGRY

twitter.com/AngryGoTFan

>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis

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True. Who would have expected a recent dead person to come back in a show where the undead exist?

God I hope so.

Why

Oh, everyone is angry
No, we are all friends,

Kidding, we are enemies.

Victarion when?

1. Jon finds out
2. Tormond and co. find out the NK is dicking around
3. Yara is rescued. Theon and her head to winterfell

bad taste,Betsy for the win

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Heh

Now the only argument is whether they had the entire season or only a couple episodes and made up the rest.

>can't show a literal few seconds of the wolf following Jon.
>almost 10 minutes of dragon cgi.

god damn it D&D.

Tyrion is executed for treason. He betrays the Starks.
Gendry flirts with Arya and call her M’Lady to get her riled up.
Jon rides a dragon
Jon, Davos and Tyrion tour a burned-out King’s Landing and pass hundreds of corpses. Tyrion looks guilty.
Daenerys tells Sam that she has burned his father and brother.
Jaime dies in Brienne's arms.
Bran tells everyone the Wall has fallen the Night King has a dragon in the middle of the meet-and-greet at Winterfell.
Qyburn tells Cersei that a dead dragon knocked down the Wall and she thinks this is a good thing.
Euron blackmails Cersei into sex and she doesn’t even get elephants out of it.
Cersei has a miscarriage.
The Northern Lords are pissed Jon bent the knee, even Lyanna Mormont. Jon tell them to quit their bitching because they need Dany’s dragons and armies. Plus, she’s really hot.
Tyrion is either an idiot or working with Cersei because he tries to convince everyone they can trust Cersei (to send troops and not stab them in the back).
The Night King leaves a mysterious message at Castle Black
Theon after rescuing his sister (thereby saving her from listening to more of Euron’s monologues) will fight in the Battle of Winterfell.
Winterfell burns down. Down to the ground.
There are THREE riders with flaming swords, one is left-handed. So Jaime or Arya (totally Jaime, right?)
Arya, Sansa, Davos, Bran, Brienne, Greyworm, Yara and some guy from probably Dorne survive and are at Tryion's trial. Oh, and our Lord and Savior Robyn of House Arryn. And Edmure Tully.
Jon asks Arya to help him with Sansa and Dany. After their touch reunion where they compare “weapon size”.
Tyrion shouts “THEY DESERVED IT!” at his trial. For treason. Let’s not forget the treason.
Sansa questions whether Jon bent the knee for the North or love.
Qyburn resurrected Tommen ala Robert Strong
[sPoLiErS taG ]
King’s Landing burns.
Wight Ned Umber.

read the fucking thread

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At least Theon rescued Yara, so something happened

They could have probably added at least one milk cow.

If Euron was anything like his character in the book then this would make sense but he's literally a bumbling fuckwit in the show. This ending would be terrible desu.

>even the whores are complete shit compared to previous seasons
THE ABSOLUTE STATE

>run out of source material
>suddenly the show becomes generic good vs. ebil

I mean, they had the plot of not having enough food for everyone, they have the plot of Daenerys shit finally catching up with her but we all know that they are going to push it aside

Also what the fuck is wrong with women in this show they are either whores or stuck up bitches in queen positions, it's like the writers can't write a normal fucking woman

BRAVO VINCE

yeah is just the start brus is a solid 8/10, they are just putting all the pieces in order for the next episodes

WTF happened to 'each episode in the last season is like a mini-movie because it's so action packed!!!!!'

that was an hour of filler and bullshit

I mean he probably is, cause he's the three eyed stalker/rapist now, not Bran. Honestly I'd be more worried about Arya and Sansa than Jaime, Jaime's probably safe cause he's a dude, Bran's on a mission

Yeah the episode felt rushed. I don't get why though. I'm hoping things improve from here, but I'm not optimistic.

They deserved it.

she's not going to winterfell fuckwit

Nah, he's actually quite good.

Are there any good Arya deepfakes

Cersei went from cold and ruthless to a cock slave in 1 episode

BRAVO D&D

Can someone post the funny Ygritte meme. I haven’t seen it in years :3

how did sam hide in winterfell for days without jon noticing? no one told him sam was back from the citadel?

I'm quite surprised he didn't freak out at the thought of incest. Truly a Targaryen

Ygritte was still a better-done character than all the ruined fuckheads that got most of the airtime this episode.

Sam will kill Dany.

Arya will kill Sam.

Jon will become King.

theres nothing insultingly meme worthy terrible about it but nothing happened, just reunions and quips with just about the only actual plot development being John discovering his true lineage.
thats a serious problem when the entire series is wrapping up in only 5 more episodes. it foreshadows pacing issues

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Notice how the
>Literally nothing happened
Meme is true, but it was still the most kino thing on TV in over a year? What does that tell you Yea Forums?

Inb4 cope

Shall we make a compilation of WW art?

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Nice rough-and-tumble chest on the left joint

Honestly Cersei is not that smart and came fine with her character, she will just take le poetic revenge on him later. The other interactions were twd lame tier

The only exposition that had a point in this episode was Sam finding out about his dad and brother. It led to him being angry at Dany and pushing for Jon to go against her. The rest of the exposition dumps in this episode were
>Hello, old friend
>Hello
>Plot point or useless quip
>One character leaves while the other stares blankly at a wall
>Or they both stare blankly at each other

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MAJOR SPOILER:

cersei dies by getting stomped by an elephant

How many episodes will the final battle be?

THAT'S EXACTLY WHY IT WOULD BE SO FITTING

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The longest "Previously on GOT" that I've ever seen.

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>Wight Ned Umber.
what does this mean?

Never, he was killed by Captain Phasma

the opening sequence even had Last Hearth being iced

It's Joffreys crossbow that tyrion used to kill cerseis adoptive father

Eurons entire character in the show is simply "IM GONNA FUCK THE QUEEN"

ACTION GOD DAMN IT!

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this series went downhill since Bobby died, that's not an opinion it's a fact. That what happens when you let the boars do the writting.

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>tfw no scene of Ghost's reaction to dragons and vice versa
feelsbadman.jpg

A Lannister always pays their debts.

Nah that show sucked after like season 1 or 2 when everyone realized why the show was called "LOST" im referring to the writers of the show

fucking god. why the fuck did they change the intro? also where the fuck is the music? the episode felt completely dead because there was no music

>Sam reunites with Jon
>"Daenerys killed my dad and brother"
>all my family expecting the most amazing moment of the episode
>"yeah, sorry"
>all my family just look at the sides and pretend the scene never happened
I have the feeling even the most stupid user could had made a better dialogue than this.

Why did they kill all the good characters?

Taking dick is empowering, shitlord.

a lot of the dialogue was cringe-tier.

>LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED
>LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED
>LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED
>LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED
>LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED

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>Qyburn resurrected Tommen ala Robert Strong

Fucking what.

It wasn't kino at all, what have you been watching? Also, just because something is slightly less shit than something else doesn't mean the original thing is good. I think you're the only one here coping little bitch fan boi

Easily the worst episode of the season

Haven't you seen the episode?

how does Jamie die then come back later?

I always forget the ending and then laugh when I read it again, 10/10

Euron is Salladhor Saan in disguise

*ahem* I SAID, ARE THERE ANY GOOD ARYA DEEPFAKES

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I don't get the point of this drama about Dany killing Sam's father and brother. It seems like a fucking non issue considering the magnitude of other shit to worry about. Also Sansa being a fucking brat about it. I'm not even a Danyfag but holy shit let's get on with fighting the white walkers and hanging cersei.

Cersei got bullied into sex and that is 100% out of character for her.

bravo

>Qyburn resurrected Tommen ala Robert Strong
PLEASE be real

It can be forgiven if the next 2-3 episodes is just nonstop zombie slaying action in the norf but its really really doubtful.

Another issue, wheres the frog fuckers from the Swamps thats loyal to the Starks, did Brans woman just tell em its all fucked and kiss your asses goodbye?

>bran at the start of the episode says there's no time for this shit
>40 minutes later still nothing happens

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>good characters
No they didn't kill the good characters, they killed the characters that actually required skill to write such as Stannis, Lord Bolton, Little finger

The show turned into generic Tolkien good vs evil garbage and those characters were meant for a different show, you could tell at the end they just stopped having purpose

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Spent the whole episode wondering why nobody had wheeled Bran indoors
I mean fuck they left him out overnight, those bastards

Please respect their culture and art.

At least 3.

She fucking better. Dickon ain't died for her to sit in the Iron Throne.

Time for the burning question. Did Euron stick his finger up her bum?

This, is everyone in this universe a sullen teenager?

>still no new /got/

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>They thought this cgi was okay
What the fuck

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Why did the Night King make that circular body parts art? Is that why he's taking so long to March south?

>too much happens
FUCKING RUSHED
>build up episode
NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED

You people are impossible to please.
>Daenerys and Jon arrive back at Winterfell
>reunions of characters
>Jon rides a dragon the first time
>Euron brings Golden Company to Kingslanding
>Euron fucks Cersei
>Theon breaks Yara out and Theon leaves to Winterfell
>needed conversation between Dany and Sam
>Sam drops the revelation bomb on Jon
>Tormund, Edd and Beric find the Umber boy
>Jaime arrives at Winterfell

All that shit happened in one episode. All this shit needed to happen all of you were going to complain if it didn't. There are five episodes left, and the second half is around 80 minutes each.

I don't even know why you people watch the show, when you complain about every single fucking detail there is. You are incapable of being pleased.

>literally sat outside in the snow for months waiting for Jaime

Fucking true, kek

She's supposed to be some kindhearted super queen, and this is the only cruel thing that she's done on Westeros that they would know of

jon chopped off janos slynts head for not following a simple order. if he was in dany's position he would have probably executed both of the tarlys

to be fair he is kind of creepy and I'd not want to go near him either

>LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED
>LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED
>LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED
>LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED
>LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED
>LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED

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At least that cheap jumpscare will make reddit mad

>Crying like a woman at the news of his families death
He had to shame them even in the end.

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And of course Reddit is calling it a masterpiece.

Somebody make a new thread. I have complaints I want you all to read.

that would have actually been interesting

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Gods I remember when bobby was strong

the problem is that capeshit ruined everything.

it's been nothing but reunions and quips since season 5

As if this show has the balls to kill her, she has literally become (Or is about to) exactly what his father was. The ONLY thing i'm looking forward to besides the fights is how are they going to handle Jon pushing the same argument Daenerys has done to convince everyone she is the heir to the Iron Throne

He wanted to tell him that Sansa being raped was beautiful.

hope he tells him how he got cucked by Euron

Dude the problem is there's only 5 fucking episodes left and basically nothing happened. This wouldn't be that bad if there were at least 10 episodes left.

>good dialogue costs money

AAGGHH

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Fuck off David

Pretty much this. Jon is right. People bitching about it are just like Sansa.

>most kino thing on tv in over a year
What are you some kind of pleb?

People didn't know how to use Elephants. I know they are god tier at logistics/cargo-ing shit, but I think in general they are more useful being used as tank-like with infantry supporting than just thrown at the enemy like a chariot. Alternatively I think they may have been better being put on a flank to ward off cavalry. Yeah, we've all played total war and know javelin armed cavalry are good to harass them - but not everyone has such cavalry or in such volume.

He's just lost interest in finishing it. That's all. I know from projects I've done (not writing) that if it goes on too long you lose interest. That's why he wrote that Targ history book and didn't write Winds of Winter.

What treason was it? And I can see them killing Tyrion off but keeping the pretty little white haired bitch alive. Gotta make you think anyone can die while of course the most chosen ones don't.

MIGRATE

WHERE IS THE MUSIC REEEE

don't disparage Tolkien, at least his shit is a coherent story

artists hate the living and so does the night king, it fits

Best part, time to masturbate

Wait I thought every episode this season was supposed to be feature length IE 90-120 minutes?

1. Dany and Jon get married.
2. Defeat Cersei and White Walkers
3. Have an heir
4. Heir wins bad coin toss
5. Becomes 2nd Mad King
6. Gets killed in revolt
7. Game of Thrones 2: Electric Boogaloo
8. ????
9. HBO profits recycling storyline

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this but unironically

>Tyrion shouts “THEY DESERVED IT!” at his trial.
Who deserved what?

The leaks can’t be true, so does Jamie really end up like that :(

REEEEEEEEE

THEY DIDNT RESOLVE EVERY MINOR AND MAJOR PLOT POINT IN ONE EPISODE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

t. Yea Forums

why so much terri-bad CGI dragon flying and riding?

>season opens with another fucking eunuch joke
>and then they get fucking meta about it

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Oh god, first time reading this. 10/10 experience

>50 minutes of character reunions
>5 minutes of dragon flying

Fix'd that for you. BRAVO VINCE!

6 fucking episodes and this was all filler.

>it was beautiful

Yeah it's really laughable, what were they thinking

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Thats what I thought too. This episode wasnt even an hour long.

But basically nothing happens though. Nothing happens.

...

Yeah, you're right, a lot of things did happen

The issue is the writing as well as the dynamics between characters now.

But it wasn't THAT bad of an episode. 6/10 I guess.

remember lads, rome season 3 died for this shit