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/got/ - Game of Thrones Season 8 Premiere
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I'm tuned in
FPBP
>no sticky
Truly btfo
Jonerys lives baby
Fuck Jonsa
STICKY THE DAMN THREAD BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
BESSIE'S MILKERS
fuck drumpf
Yea Forums is offically dead
this is GoT, why not both?
Yea Forums presenting for duty.
Quickly everyone make your hbo go trial account if you haven’t already
>that new opening
neat
I like the chair being the last thing
HOLD THE DOOR
No.
ITS A NEW THREAD
>No White Walker gf
>Strong sexual content
cool, HBO GO is down
>David Nutter
intro was a little lame desu. seemed low quality.
>mfw 8 streams
reddit is a godsend
fuck people from here for not sharing you cucks
Literally BTFO'ing you
cope
fuck you again
Post yfw he makes an appearance
It’s happening!
Bron dead why????
azor sneed
And fuck white walkers
based reddit
Ok, everyone stop postng, I want to pay attention to the show.
Go Ned!
Remember when this show used to be good
dragon
Laughing on GOshitters
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
STONE MEN
DON'T LET THEM TOUCH (You)
OMFG MELLY IS DED????? HOW??????
All these normies posting about GOT on social media. Jesus, this show died a horrible death years ago
Dubs and your character dies
IT'S HAPENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
ESKETTIT
WHAT THE FUCK SKY ATLANTIC
HERE WE GO BOIS
NEW
TITLE
SEQUENCE
Why am I watching this shit now? 3am now and I want to do sport in 4 hours
HOLD DOR
Cersei wins
YAAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEN SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
sticky
not to late to get a free trial for hbonow
DAENERYS TARGARYEN, GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME
hold the door was so fucking stupid lmao
WOKE UP THIS MORNING GOT MY SELF A GUN
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lol i'm gonna go on hbo go and spoiler the ending
Where is the fUCKING STICKY
HERE
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SSSSSSSLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY
Yea Forums reporting in.
Does anyone else sing “r r r reddit r r reddit” along with the theme tune
Holy shit this new OP sequence is fucking great.
EVERYONE MAKE A NEW THREAD WHEN THIS ONE HITS 250
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HBOGO fucking dead
Everything Tyrion says sounds pretentious and hackneyed
that dragon cgi still looks faker than the fucking holocaust
LITERALLY PAID FOR NOW TV SO I COULD WATCH ALONG WITH Yea Forums AND IT'S TWO MINUTES BEHIND SO I'LL BE SLIGHTLY SPOILED THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH FUCK YOU SKY YOU CUNTS
STREAM CRASHED GIV LINK
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE OLD INTRO
SKY ATLANTIC REEEEE
Will John fuck it up? Isn't he ?
P O E T R Y
O
E
T
R
Y
WHAT THE FUCK ARYA IS LITERALLY AZOR AHAI
AAAAAHHHH IM SO EXCITED BOYS I CAN'T CLOSE MY MOUTH!! AND I DONT EVEN CARE!!
>all those troops
>premier
>their online streaming service is dead
nice job hbo
C A L L B A C K
LET ME GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS
I'VE POSTED THIS MANY TIMES ON /GOT/ but I'll have to post it again.
Euron will be the Big Bad in the South, like how the White Walkers are the Big Bad in the North.
Jon and Daenerys will exhaust themselves in vanquishing the Night King, but then they will be soundly defeated by King Euron Greyjoy, the Iron King on the Iron Throne.
in the same fashion that William the Conqueror defeated Harold after the Norwegians distracted him
IN THE RECENT EPISODE THE MAESTERS REVEALED THAT THERE WAS A PROPHECY BY A MAN NAMED LODOS WHICH CLAIMED THAT THE "DROWNED GOD" WOULD DESTROY AEGON TARGARYEN
and what is Jon's real name...Aegon!
the final scene of the series will be
>Euron as the final victor
>Jon Snow's head on a pike to his left
>Dany's head on a pike to his right
>Tyrion's skull used as a footstool, with three dragon skulls surrounding him
>Dust of the Night's King in a transparent glass box next to the throne
>Cersei, Sansa, and Melisandre on a leash as salt wives
>Sam as an enslaved Maester forced to write up works glorifying Euron and depicting the events of the series, titled "A Song of Ice and Fire"
>and right before Arya makes an unsuccessful assassination attempt on Euron, Jaqen appears out of nowhere to kill her, avenging his WAIFu
BANK ON IT. SCREENCAP THIS. I KNOW D&D WILL WANT AN EDGELORD ENDING TO THEIR EDGELORD SHOW TO PISS OFF THE NORMIES. THEY DO NOT NEED NORMIE APPROVAL AFTER THEY'RE DONE WITH THE SHOW. LAST YEAR I WAS SPECULATING ABOUT EURON AND ACCURATELY PREDICTED THAT IT WOULD MAKE SENSE FOR HIM TO KILL THE SAND SNAKES THIS SEASON, SO ONE OF MY PREDICTIONS HAS ALREADY COME TRUE. THE REASON THEY HAVE BEEN BUILDING UP DAENERYS AND JON BUT DIDN'T FOCUS MUCH ON EURON IS SO THAT THEY CAN TRULY BLINDSIDE THE AUDIENCE
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holy fucking based
fuck game of shit
I want to cum so hard boys. HELP MEEEE PLEASE
SO PROGRESSIVE
>Northerners giving two darkies distrustful looks
>The one hot negress giving a sidelong look to the dickless dude about racist whitey
>Dany smirking as her dragons cause the racist white northerners to run around screaming in terror
This is gonna be a masterpiece.
give me the stream damn you
I don't remember any of this shit. Should have rewatched
Is Doppio gonna say it?
FLOOPY WIENER
>HBO having a faggy ass intro to the last season
Just get on with it
WAIT
WHAT WAS THAT UNDERGROUND LAYER SEQUENCE?
CRYPTS OF WINTERFELL?
>I have to watch D&D again
I hate this
haven't been watching
has winter come yet?
DOOO DOO DO DOO....
DOOO DOO DO DOO...
DOOO DOO DO DOO.........
>still excited for this fucking show
nah my dude im quite fine actually, prettygood was just one of my 3 backup streams
God the Night King looks so FUCKING DUMB
JON UR FUCKIN UR AUNT
time to watch this trash
Did it start yet? I don't have HBO, so im scrambling to find a link or something.
HOLY SHIT THEY LITERALLY KILLED BRONN IN THE FIRST FUCKING 2 MINUTES
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
I THOUGHT IT WAS A MEME
It's starting!
>first words is a fucking cock joke
D&D need to be shot
NEW OVERTURE IS /KINO/
Kelly C. Seven hell's what a stupid name.
it ends with castle black falling and Jon reuniting with Arya.
The leaks were correct.
is this rickon?
EUNUCH JOKE L M A O
SO ORIGINAL
Why is she so ugly?
based
FINALLY MAIN TITLE!!!
>Stannis
>dead
Get a load of this Jabroni.
>ShowRon is a shitty and pale imitation of his counterpart.
BECAUSE IT WOULD BE ALL THE MORE SURPRISING, IN A D&D FASHION, FOR HIM TO BE THE VICTOR
If they hyped him up, it would take away from the surprise. THAT IS EXACTLY WHY they haven't portrayed him as the ominous "next step in evil above Ramsay" threat he is in the books. HOWEVER PILOU ASBAEK HIMSELF HYPED HIMSELF AS SUCH, but then later "claimed" he was just joking
i want to punch aryas smug goblin face
FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
I'm gay
More new episodes, your grace?
First lines are cock jokes.
BRAVO
LEH BALLS
THERE'S A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAYER WITHIN ONE OF THE SEVEN KINGDOM'S CITIES
AND IT DIDN'T LOOK LIKE THE CRYPTS OF WINTERFELL
>giving the niggers dirty looks
based northerners
Why did joker kill Grey Worm
all the streams suck dick
Just watch it on amazon
KINO AS FUCK OPENING
missandei racism story line
nice
>STREAM LAGGING
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CRINGE
YOUR MOTHER WAS A DUMB BOAR WITH A FAT WHORE
THREADS MOVING SO FAST NO ONE WILL SEE THIS CP
completely new intro
God I want to punch dany's stupid fucking smug face
MODD PLZ STICKY
nani
Who else smoking weed
AND NOW IT BEGINS
what's the other pls help me
WHAT EVERYONE NEEDS TO KEEP IN MIND IS THAT D&D WERE PRIMARILY ATTRACTED TO ADAPTING ASOIAF BECAUSE OF THE RED WEDDING
They are nihilistic edgelords at heart, not Danyfags or Jonfags.
If they truly cared that much about show backlash, they would have never let Sansa get raped. They would have never let Rickon and the Tyrells die. If they were such Danyfags they would never have had her execute the Tarlys.
THEY GET OFF ON SHOCKING THE AUDIENCE WHICH IS WHY THE FOCUS HAS BARELY BEEN ON EURON AND WHY THEY HAVE BUILT UP JON AND DANY AND TYRION AS GENERIC PROTAGONISTS
There is one last thing you have to keep in mind, and it is the fact that EURON FUNCTIONS AS META-COMMENTARY ON HOW RIDICULOUS THINGS HAVE GOTTEN IN TERMS OF WRITING. Having him kill all the 'good' characters off would be a poetic way to end the show, because in a somewhat subtle way IT WOULD FIT THE PATTERNS THE SHOW STARTED SETTING WHEN IT WENT DOWNHILL IN SEASON 5
POTTERY
They literally forgot about castle black though. Kek'd.
They will head straight for Winterfell
>I HAVE BALLS AND YOU DONT
BTFO
>still no sticky
JAAAANNNNNNYYYY
BRING BACK LITTLEFINGER
>this thread is now a sticky
BASED!!!!!!
EL JUEGO DE TRONOS
Why the fuck are Missandei and Grey Worm even still a part of this fucking story??
>smug maisie
BAALLLLLSSSS DUDE
>filler
HEY LOOK ITS NOT BRAN
UNCLE BENJI IS ALIVE
UNCLE BENJI IS ALIVE
UNCLE BENJI IS ALIVE
>no sticky
>first shot an Arya smirk
IM CLAPPING I KNOW HER
i miss him
Based
run boi!
fucking ugly goblin
What is with that retarded marching?
BALLS LMAOOOOO TYRION SO FUNNY GUY
this new intro is SO FUCKING KINO!!!!
>Ned flashback scene
*yawn*
Kek she called Jon a betacuck
>ALMOST
Based Euron poster
>letting her dragons fly overhead and scare the piss out of the peasants as a power move
Fuck Dany, literal tyrant in the making
>get my other backups taken down by the reddit swarm
"no"
They're autistic
THE LEAKS WERE REAL
gendry looking fucking JUSTed
IT ENDS AS IR BEGINS BRAVO D AND D
that spanish guy was right
STILL A VIRGIN LMOA
BALLS
first series starts with arriving at winter place
Last series is the same
POTTERY
I barely watched the last 2 seasons tbqh
LMFAO EVERY LEAK IMMEDIATELY BTFO
Why Baratheon music???
Faggets don't have cinemax
ITS A MASTERPIECE
maisie is so fucking hideous
POST A STREAM PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU
Dany looking good
>we dont have time for this
based autist brann
>LE COCK DWARF
LE COCK DWARF
>LE COCK DWARF
>LE COCK DWARF
LE COCK DWARF
>LE COCK DWARF
LE COCK DWARF
>LE COCK DWARF
LE COCK DWARF
>LE COCK DWARF
LE COCK DWARF
>LE COCK DWARF
LE COCK DWARF
Bretty was working for me and I accidentally hit F5. Now its giving me failed to handshake.
Anyone else?
WHAT WERE THE LEAKS?
>smug womyn
i just want this show to be over
>Dude balls lmao.
Masterpiece
Lady Stoneheart she's finally fucking in.
Dany is so fucking ugly. I’m not even memeing
That shit caught me off guard
God, this girl is so gross. She looks like the fucking Norf FC.
The right side of history or some stupid shit.
Arya BTFO
>this thread is now a sticky
BTFO
LE COCK LE TITS LE DWARF
what a stupid fucking way to march
GAME OF THRONES LIVE STREAM:
SUPTV DOT ORG
>SUPTV DOT ORG
SUPTV DOT ORG
>not having 5 streams
not having 5 streams
HAHAHAHHA PFFTUH XD
based sticky
Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to have the unsullied March to the north without snow gear, they literally haven't seen snow.
Diversityification
Closed captioning isn't working on the app for me for some reason, I'm kind of hard of hearing so this sucks
>bearloli already starting shit
10 MINS GONE ALREADY
ITS ALL FILLER
MEMBER THIS CHARACTER
EPIC
OH SHIT WE STICKY NAO
Arya BTFO
I know Arya, I'm upset about stupid Jon and Dan too. Their relationship is so BORING
hah whites so dumb xD
STICKY
SO STICKY
I'M SO FUCKING STICKY RIGHT NOW
>Blacks not freezing to death
STANNIS OF THE HOUSE BARATHEON THE FIRST OF HIS NAME RIGHTFUL KING OF THE ANDALS AND THE FIRST MEN LORD OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS AND PROTECTOR OF THE REALM
WTF is he not actually Shingen??
Why weekend anyone support Dany and her horde of brown people
>finally stickied
took your fucking time hotpockets
>soldiers armed with useless metal spears
why dont they just give dragonglass to everyone? didnt they get a mine of it?
So you like looking at landwhales? Fuck off cunt.
>LURKING SOMEWHERE
Yea Forums joke. THEY KNOW US
haha testicles
>women leaders
>kids acting like adults
nothing more cringe than this shit
no sticky lol get fucked /got/ fags
14:00 in and pretty bored
SMUG PUTA
LINK FOR POORFAGS
cablegratis.tv
KWEEEEENS
Deanarys is soo fucking ugly
and they will starve
>there are people who don't have HBO
She can be super hot depending on the hair, outfit and lighting. Lately they've been making her look a bit more plain though.
>They're recreating the king robert intro from season 1
yeah that's what I'm thinking
they're really pushing the S1E1 parallel
I guess that leak was legit
Oh my fucking god, they're really gonna do a "racist northerners" subplot
Watching from that angle. Fucking fag
OUR GUY
Arya is a fucking goblin
WHERE'S THE NONSTOP ACTION I WAS PROMISED
GODS I WAS A STICKY THEN
lol what since when is the winterfell godswood this retarded undefendable separate bit
wait what's the hound an dgendry doing there? I don't remember shit from last season
why does every bitch on this show have such a satisfied smug fucking look on her face?
Are we supposed to think those northerners are racist? What was the point of that?
BANTS
TELL THEM ALL BRAN
Wasnt Winter-Town burned to the groud?
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING.
It's actually happening lads... Our watch is over... Two grueling years and we're finally back to watching GoT together.
SPANISH LEAKS CONFIRMED LEGIT
>they are going to play up the skin colour angle
Christ Sansa is tall.
ARYA WILL WIN THE THRONE BECAUSE SHE IS THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF HAVING ONE EYE IN THE NORTH AND ONE EYE IN THE SOUTH AT THE SAME TIME.
>dragon
That's a wyvern
>Bran is being as autistic as it could ever be
GODFUCKINGDAMNIT D&D
BALLS LMAO
wtf she's ugly now
State of these mongos
i HAVE BALLS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>starts with a balls joke
Fuck thsi writing
UNBASED REDDIT MIDGET
Imagine seeing darkies coming to your town.
HAHA DAE CASTRATION???? DAE PENISES AND BALLS?????
These fucking dragons are the bane of this story
AND I SAID MR NIGHTS KING TEAR DOWN THIS WALL
EVERYONE IS DYING
God I hope the whole episode is women looking smugly into the camera
>first line is a balls joke
weiner weiner balls cocks hahaha lmao xd
CRAZY ASS CRACKERS ALLWAYS STARING
FEMALE SMIRK COUNT UP TO 2
>A Girl Has No Name
>Danielarys of the Twenty Names
>all these people talking about reddit
holy fuck this show brings in cancer.
Sage
LMAO
HE SAID BALLS
LOL
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHERES
E
D
M
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I still can't believe the wyvern melted that massive ice wall in 30 secs.
Link?
KILL ALL TARG FUCKING SHITS
STICKY
>Ice dragon comes and blasts the entire army into orbit
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>another filler episode
jesus fucking christ
i'm not watching it but i like posting in a sticky
>cgi budget used up in first 5 mins
>sansa is much taller than jon
Please keep politics out of this designated Television & Film thread, anons, thanks.
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
loli Mormont has a point. Fuck Jon Snew for bending the knee to Dany.
based
LOLI
Where the white woman titties and shit?
is he watching?
WHAT AN UGLY SLAG
I kind of want to jump on the hype train but dropped in I think season 4. Did the show get better?
GOD I HATE THIS CHEEKY CUNT
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TELL ME ABOUT BANE
love da norf
'ate the wildlings
simple as
So how does that work?
Do they go through one line at a time through that little gate?
Or do they all scrunch up or something?
DWAGUHNS
why would this show have realism
A NIGGER!
Who's this George Harrison looking motherfucker?
Jew?
WHY ARE THEY SO SMUG
>10 minutes in and it’s just been soldiers marching
Yikes
He's already seen the full season
NORF
ALMOST
Tell me about Bane? Why does he wear the mask?
GAME OF SNEED
what the fuck, why would they kill bronn off already?
>bear loli grew up
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Daenerys is always so fucking smug with her dragons like a goddamn cod player who buys all the loot crates
>He doesn't know
>he is unaware
>he has no knowledge
God us English are fucking ugly. I have to admit it.
>Jon hugs bran and Sansa suspicious so Dany approaches
Leaks were true this episode is gonna be shit lol
if you all fucking hate the show then watch something good instead
>YOU'RE A MAN
>ALMOST
GAY CONFIRMED
GAY CONFIRMED
GAY CONFIRMED
GAY CONFIRMED
>ALMOST
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?
oh shit it's a sticky now
just noticed
Why is Ned Umber actually a child, while Lyanna Mormont is Lisa Simpson?
Hey, all y'all racists? Shut the fuck up. Seriously, go to /pol/ y'all boring.
Bran look at how ugly you became
Which book is this
AND CAME BACK A WHORE RIDING A BOAR
>Bran
So many years have gone by.
I swear I cant stand Dany's smug face when she sees her dragons
>Every woman is being smug
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
QUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ
>Tyrion still thinks the Lannister army is coming
Oh sweet summer child
finna impregnate dany
>Almost
What did he mean by that?
What the fuck is his problem?
>tfw the leak was real all along
The Raptors lost to the Magic
jesus christ, sophie turner doesn't even look like a real person, how much makeup is she caked in
>the leaks were right
Oh god. Prepare for shitty writing
>the rape, john
LMAAAO how fucking behind are you guys?
LE SCARY DRAGONS
JUST LIKE IN SKYRIM
whys there no video on this lads
Can't stop cringing already
He thinks he's a god.
just let bran win, why are we doing all this
Reminder
Didn't get a sticky:
>Michael Cimino
>Agnes Varda
>Seijun Suzuki
>Nicolas Roeg
>Jacques Rivette
>Andrzej Wajda
>Andrzej Zulawski
>Vilmos Szigmond
>Etore Scola
>Abbas Kiarostami
>Tobe Hooper
>Dennis Hopper
>Jeanne Moreau
>Lauren Bacall
>Bud Spencer
>Sam Shepard
>Martin Landau
>Anne Wiazemsky
>Juraj Herz
>Milos Forman
>Vittorio Taviani
>Nelson Pereira dos Santos
>Ermanno Olmi
>Shinobu Hashimoto
>Chuckle Brother
>Mike Nichols
>Neil Simon
>Scott Wilson
>Carol Channing
>Albert Finney
>Bruno Ganz
>Stanley Donen
>Bernardo Bertolucci
>John Mahoney
>Don Rickles
Got a sticky:
>Gay nigger from HBO's vampire soap opera
>Mom from some old American sitcom
>Dad from some 80's kid comedy
>Dog from Bush's Baked Beans commercial
>Junkie retard only known for shoving a toy car up his ass
>Junkie retard only known for some faggy normie "musical" show
>Billy Crystal
>George Clooney
>Washed up old fart only famous for a 5 minutes meme role in Kubrick's worst movie
>Midget from Austin Powers
>Old Jew from the Battletoads show
>Logan Paul and KSI
>Some country redneck
>Star Wars Episode IX reveal
>Gay of Thrones
SHOW ME SOME TITS BEFORE I PISS MESELF
Based sticky thread
And I thought Batman was the detective.
BRAN STOP BEING AN AUTIST PLZ
>HBOGO is actually working properly
Wtf it was spazzing out during the True Detective premiere. Any HBOGO bros having issues?
Sansa showing her tits is the only way to redeem this show
I know right? Trying hard not to take off headphones
MODS = GODS
>le kid lord again
fuck this
Fuck all incels and republitards
What is this shitty acting
FUCK BRANDON
dany is annoying me already, being a smug bitch while her dragons scare people
>Sansa is taller than Jon
this will never not be funny, lmao.
DANY X SANSA LESBOS WHEN
PEDO!
Reeeeeeeeenightkingreeeee
CGI was awful
Racist glare on horse back, topkek
Bran and Arya have aged like milk
POST THE LEAKS
POST THE LEAKS
POST THE LEAKS
POST THE LEAKS
>Bran's autistic sperging
>that embarrassed face Sansa makes for him
That hit way too close to home
>scares peasants
>le smug dany face
Based Bran shitting on Dany
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
>youre a man
>almost
>eye fucks sansa
What did they
I dont know any name from the first list
fuck off hypster
WE NORMALFAGS NOW
They’re all going to get raped by the white walkers in the end this is dumb
This show fucking sucks and you're all losers with terrible taste
Kys
lmao Bran is a stand in for the LotRfag normies “stop the character development what about the DRAGONSSSSS AND ZOMBIESSSS”
Did Dany just imply that her dragons would eat Sansa?
Who the fuck writes this shit
Not watching and I’ve never seen this show but checking in anyway
STICKY
START THE DAMN BOARPOSTING BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
was the acting always this bad?
When does Littlefinger come back? Surely this has all been part of his plan.
its out on btn
FUCK THESE LITTLE KID LORDS
BASED MORMONT KILL ALL FUCKING TARGS AND BASTARDS
:^O !!! omg omg
kys faggot
I HATE WOMEN
No shampoo?
I can't take sansa seriously she's just a dumb roastie
just tuned in what have I missed
i've already see it, nothing important happens lol
le reddit child
>m'lady
>and m'lord
>... amd my queen
Bear Island girl got ugly as fuck now that she's older
gross
Sansa is a big bitch
WE NAMED YOU KING OV DA NORF
BOBBY B IS THE REAL NIGHT KING
If you're a poorfag who's stream is 5 minutes behind, please shut up. This is a no-poverty zone.
Can anyone post the fucking leaks?
catty Sansa and cattier khaleesi
meoowwwrrrrr
DUDE COCKS
DUDE WOMEN LEADERS
RABBLE RABBLE RABLLE
>le smug women show
*sigh*
It's gonna be another fucking YAS QUEEN season isn't it?
KIGGANORF
>character development
What character development?
Stream down.
LMAO
THE LITTLE GIRL IS HELLA JEALOUS
Literally nothing besides filler and marching soldiers
>I used to think you were the cleverest man alive
Is this a jab at how they can't write clever characters anymore?
THE DAD MARCH SOUTH!
>filler
Guys Sansa is so hot.
>no stickies for literal whos
>stickies for funposting
nofunallowed.jpg
She’s held up better than Dany as far as being hot at least but yeah shit tier character
Wish Sansa would just rule
Post the leaks, please.
What the fuck is wrong with her, she's truly awful
>"what do dragons eat, anyways?"
>"whatever they want" *snarky look*
God why is the dialogue so fucking shitty in this show?
Nigger.
No cock Bran telling this thot to STFU
COCK AND BALLS AND CHILDREN LEADERS
EPIC
Loli Mormon brings the heat
stream going down
She is the worst fucking character in this show.
>You used to be taller
Manlets BTFO
SHUT THE FUCK UP SANSA DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT TYRION DID FOR YOU??
BEARFU ATTACC
ALL HAIL KING NORF
pretty fucking much since little YAS QUEEN has already made a fucking complaint
And muh lady ;)
brettygood just fucked up on me, whats another link?
last episode is littlefinger becoming the new night king and making dany an sansa his vampire demon wives
EVERYTHING HAS TRANSPIRED ACCORDING TO HIS DESIGN
Case in point
COMFY THREAD WHERE!!??
any hbo stream working ?
THANK THE GODS FOR BOARS WITH THEIR HUGE TITS AND FAT ASSES
>sticky
awwwwwwwwww
>Nonstop yass queen moments
Fuck me just get to the battles
One quarter gone and nothing has happened
Just want to see some Lannisters kiss
Lyanna Mememont overstaying her welcome desu
>stream buffering ever 3 seconds
based
this is the way GoT was meant to be experienced
MORMONT OR RIOT
KILL ALL FUCKING TARG FUCKING SHITS
>You used to be taller
The leaks were literally all true. This episode is going to have 0 plot huh?
fuck them kids
implying there are any good characters in this show after season 4
dude impending doom lets get into a political argument lmao
>sticky
>not even 500 posts
IT'S OVER THIS SHOW IS FINISHED
>it's another "misogynistic incels seethe at women" thread
go back
I HATE WOMEN SO FUCKING MUCH
KILL FUCKING SOMETHING BEFORE I PISS MESELF
Why does every single line need to be written where the writers say "oh snap" after they read it aloud.
so when is stannis coming back?
> Snazzy decor
> Big ass screen
> Nice cable management
Enjoy your generic pulp fiction. I'll be watching Barry after.
>Arya calling Jon a manlet
CW show acting level. Cringe.
HOW THE FUCK DOES ARYA KNOW WHAT VALERIAN STEEL LOOKS LIKE
I'm already fucking bored
The Hound is still worth it
>Just want to see some Lannisters kiss
This.Fucking annoying as shit. No life experience and only talking.
Where’s Stannis?
it's funny because dany's dragons eat children and she never actually resolved this
all characters in this show suck now
amdmdoreerhteFUCKING STCIKY???????????????????W AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWHHEHAHW MY SHUTISNW SHADOWCUNNY DIRECTOR DIDN'T GET A STICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>quarter episode in and NOTHING happened
TARGARYEN WHOOORRREEEE
if you're watching on HBO GO, don't post ITT. remember you're a few minutes ahead of us good people who pay for HBO
MODS = GODS
>character quips as they slowly side eye another character
The dialogue scenes write themselves
A COCK MERCHANT
>First episode of last season
>Not even 500 replies
LMAO, Yea Forums is dead
>Game.of.Thrones.S08E01.Kings.Landing.720p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-GoT
it's up
God willing. But too many SJW roasties screeeeming for a kweeeening for it to go off air now
The Hound pointed it out.
have sex incel
>greatest army ever seen
EVERYONE IS FUCKING DEAD WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
>Sansa is the smartest person I've ever met
And people said Arya can't tell jokes
Fuck dragons
Fuck the unsullied
Fuck brown people
What leaks are people talking about?
Why is sansa larping as cerci lmao
Based
>whatever they want
holy cringe
Fuck that little girl, so annoying.
Thanks bro
She is a queen slay.
START THE WINTER BEFORE I SHIT MYSELF
Just give Tyrion the throne. King in the Knapsack.
SHOW SOME DAMN TITS BEFORE I PISS MESELF
I'M A STAHK, ME MUM IS A STAHK, A STAHK SHALL BE KING O DA NORF
SIMPLE AS
>to choose to be king or to protect a bunch of iceniggers
>choose the iceniggers
FUCK JON-KEK!
WOMEN WON.
NERD CULTURE BELONGS TO THEM NOW.
GAMERGATE WASN'T THE FIRST SHOT, IT WAS THE LAST.
GET. OVER. IT.
those posters on the wall
sorry sweaty we're empowered
Holt shit based
Mine was ironic
Riveting political drama, this is hardhitting stuff guys.
Who?
Mine is only two and a half minutes behind or so, sorry I'm not Bill Gates and can't afford HBO on my Taco Bell wages
This is my first time ever watching Game of Thrones.
What should I expect?
I'm not an american what is this yas queen thing about? Is it some bullshit woman impowerment or something?
Hello? Sorry, I'm watching Game of Thrones. Can't talk.
whats with all the sexual innuendo between jon and arya? creepy. theyre already plotting against sansa.
WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE, BUT RISES SHITTIER THAN BEFORE
THIS FORCED INFIGHTING IS BORING AS FUCK
KILL THE ZOMBIES BEFORE I FUCKING KILL MESELF
>taller
Ohnonononono
>women leaders
>women warriors
>kids ruler of a house
>lele smirky dragon girl
Lol what is this cuck sjw shit?
>SANSA IS THE SMARTERS PERSON I EVER MET
Is she the only person you've ever met!?
this dialogue is such shit
Is there really any need for a stupid soap tier storyline of tension between sansa and Daenerys
>only 6 episodes
>15 mins in and nothing is happening
Is Jon Snow dead
will Tyrion fuck Salsa already?
>dude I can't tell a genuine drama correctly so I'll fill it with Reddit humor
I bet you watch the Orville too
Episode sucked?
HIGH SCHOOL THEATER-TIER ACTING
Daenerys is the fucking worst, holy shit
AHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK ALL THOSE SHITTY DIALOGUES
LITERAL MONKEYS WROTE THEM
YAAS KWEEENN SLAAY
>>Big ass screen
This fucking sucks bros.
More
aaaaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhh....
W H O ?
WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?
>What do dragons eat, anyway?
>Whatever they want
IS IT SO FUCKING HARD TO SAY SHEEPS, GOAT, COWS, AND THE LIKES?
FUCKING SPASTIC DRAGON BITCH
>tyrion talking liek sansa is some big game player and not a pawn
lmao
Completely agree with that poster. I could be reading berserk and I’m just watching this show burn down in front of my eyes. Why am I like this? Is that Last Kingdom show like S1-3 Thrones at all? Should I just watch that now?
GENDRY HAVE MY BABIES
my wife
GOT has been bad since they ran out of source material.
THANK THE GODS FOR THE NIGHTS KING, WITH HIS FROSTY NIPPLES
NANI
Yes yes, we get it jewish writers.. stronk wymen and stuff. Just get on with the show so we can put this behind us already
Must be.
BASED EURON TIME
>Meanwhile in KL, Quyburn informs Cersei that the dead dragon has crossed the wall and is going to attack the seven kingdoms (scene from the trailer). Plus, we'll see a chat between Euron and Yara. He tells his niece that he is going to KL to fuck the queen. About the GC: it seems they arrive without the elephants what seems to enrage the queen, who will sleep with Euron for bringing her the Essos army.
>Theon after rescuing his sister, will fight in the Battle of Winterfell. In the capital of the north, we will see scenes of the Jonerys. Davos, Tyrion and Varys will organize the troops, since some are still to come as the Karstark. The scene in which Jon and Dany approach the dragons: she proposes that he ride in Rhaegal, Jon climbs and flies. After the flight, there will be a kiss.
>Arya will also be reunited with the dog and Gendry, who is preparing weapons for the great war. For the dog, the blacksmith will make a dragonglass axe. The hound will tell Arya because he did not kill him, while Gendry will "call her my lady" to "disturb her". There will be some sexual tension between Arya and Gendry.
>There will be a tense discussion between Sansa and Jon, in which she will ask him if he has kneed in the north or out of love, Jon will be surprised by this question.
Post the leaks fuccbois
>Sansa is smarter than Tyrion now
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
we didn't write shit
t. macaco
sneed!
>Sansa is smarter than Tyrion now
SLAY QUEEN
Haha Sansa is smarter than Tyrion get it?
Final season confirmed dogshit
checicked also that's arya stark
I fucking hate sansa
hope she dies a horrible death
Wait has Euron already returned with the Golden Company? Jesus Christ they have no conception of time or geography in this fucking show
ALLL FUCKING TARGS MUST FUCKING HANG
fuck off anime poster
JUST WATCH SOMETHING GOOD IF YOU HATE THIS SHIT SO MUCH
Knowing the hacks who write D&D, it's probably just some side character, a leader of those fighters.
>Sansa smart now
Yeah, and Fredo could run the family business. Dumb and dumber went too far this time.
N-NANI????????
>best thing about the episode is bobbyposting
Strong as fuck start
All I can imagine is how all the fugging hype band wagoning normies are reacting to this now.
This is shite.
Her father carried Valeryian steel.
>Tyrion trusted cersei
lmao what planet are D&D from?
>show goes on hiatus for a year
>realize I don't even care anymore when it's back
what are some kinos for this feel?
HERES WHATS HAPPENED SO FAR IN THIS EPISODE:
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The writing has been this bad since season 4, this isnt anything new.
TYRION BTFO BY SANSA
FUCK MEN, FUCK DWARFS, AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
>No fucking elephants
Goddamn it
WHO HERE /MUTING THE STREAM EVERY TIME A WOMAN OPENS HER MOUTH/?
Yara is gonna brutally kill Euron.
somehow you just know.....
I'm gonna fuck the queen XDXDXD in da bum
>no elephants
dropped
>Ser Jorah will be present when Daenerys informs Sam that he has burned his father and brother. The death of his father does not affect him much, but it does affect his brother's death. However, Sam is grateful for the information and is going to talk to Sam. Both have a pending task, tell Jon who he really is.
>Sam goes down to the crypts to inform Jon, but does not reveal it yet but tells him about his father and brother. Sam tells him that Daenerys does not have to be the queen, but that he is the one who should be king, and if friends Sam finally reveals to Jon who really is.
>Tormund, Edd and Beric who are in CB, find a kind of weird message on the walls made by the king of the night, which will intrigue us all. After these events, the king of the night will attack CB and thus the episode will end.
DABID AND DABID CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
Rule of cool t. DND
i want to fuck a roastie while she watches this
it'd be fine if they didn't clip away right after. I want to know what was said after the "witty line"
Based Bobby
You are me true High King
based Euron
Does Jaime appear in the episode? Do the leaks say anything about it? It’s the only thing I give a shit about anymore.
give me a fucking stream
JESUS
Who team /cersei/ here
>Dick jokes
>Catty comments
>45 second scenes
This is hot garbage so far
The worst thing about the show is how much of an idiot they made Tyrion
god men are so stupid
YFW THE NEW INTRO
Guys I fucked up and forgot to get snacks. How often and how long are American commercials?
20 mins of filler!!!!!
Someone have this but with the stupid little hat on top? Plz asking for a friend.
man I wish Tywin was still alive
THE RAPE
THANK THE GODS FOR PISSING MESELF
webdl up lads
>Sansa
>smart
DROPPED
BASED
CHECKED AND GOLDEN COMPANY PILLED
AZOR GRIFF
based
So this season is pretty much going to be twd with swords , right?
>Bran looking at Tyrion
CONFIRMED
>CONFIRMED
CONFIRMED
STRONG WYMIN
SHOW ME SOME ELEPHANTS BEFORE I SHIT MYSELF ALL THE WAY TO VALYRIA
ELEPHANTS ARE TOO EXPENSIVE TO FILM ERR I MEAN SAIL ACROSS THE SEA
You used to be taller
Hee hee
No Budget for elephants
>DUDE CHECK OUT MY SWORD
Elephants were out of the budget
wish i was danys knight bros...
say it with me /got/
YASSSSSS
>no elephant
garbage dropped
>That's disappointing
META
E
T
A
QUIPS
HAHAHHAHAHAJAJUAJAJAJAJAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
FRIENDSZONNNNNNED
>Salsa circlejerking
GOD THIS SCHLOCK IS AWFUL
Jesus fuck lel. The spoilers are true.
THEY JUST FUCKING MELT DRAGONGLASS?
SINCE WHEN????
>no elephants
DROPPED
>anime picture
>mocking anyone's intelligence
pottery
I can't wait to see all the youtube videos of viewing parties when some of these shit characters die
>YOU USED TO BE TALLER
YOU USED TO BE TALLER
>YOU USED TO BE TALLER
YOU USED TO BE TALLER
>YOU USED TO BE TALLER
YOU USED TO BE TALLER
>YOU USED TO BE TALLER
YOU USED TO BE TALLER
>YOU USED TO BE TALLER
YOU USED TO BE TALLER
>YOU USED TO BE TALLER
YOU USED TO BE TALLER
>YOU USED TO BE TALLER
YOU USED TO BE TALLER
he appears at winterfell at the end
YAAAAAAAAAAAS
SHE IS SO FUCKING UGLY
It's HBO, no commercials
Hired merc leader. Golden company?
>Smartest person i have ever met
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
THIS MAKES NO SENSE SANSA HAS BEEN DUMB AS FUCK SINCE FOREVER
LE FINGER IN LE BUM
WHIP IT OUT
EURON BETTER RAPE THE QUEEN BEFORE I FUCKING PISS MESELF
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>Game.of.Thrones.S08E01.Kings.Landing.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-GoT
>Game.of.Thrones.S08E01.Kings.Landing.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-GoT
>Game.of.Thrones.S08E01.Kings.Landing.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-GoT
>Game.of.Thrones.S08E01.Kings.Landing.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-GoT
1080p is up
Hahaha the bitch looks like a fucking ogre puberty was a mistake
my peepee hard
BALLS BALLS BALLS
No fucking elephants even?
Short hair cersei is fucking ugly
GOLDEN COMPANY
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"Once or twice"
HBO no ads
arya is so ugly wtf happened
>needle
Gimmick sword
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU HIDEOUS GOBLIN CUNT
1/24 through the final season and so far nothing
how did we get from the dialogue in Season 1 to now
and don't say "dude they had the book" because they added a bunch of scenes in and all of them were 10/10
DUDE YOU HAVE TO EARN ME BECAUSE IM A STRONG WYMYN
>Have sex, Euron
YASSSSSSS.
magnet
:3c
>tiptoes
HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHUGYHFABFAUHIWBA OIGBA
This show died along with the true king of Westeros
HATE TARGS
HATE DRAGONS
HATE ESSOS SHIT SKINS
LOVE ME WHORES
LOVE ME BOARS
SIMPLE AS
DEY GONNA FUGGGGGGG
>6 (SIX, SEIS, SECHS) more episodes
>meandering useless bullshit because D&D wanna be praised for slow burn pacing to WW, forgetting that resolving all the politics in a 20 minute stretch in Episode 6 will be the final butchery of the legacy of this show
It is so clear that the WW should go away within two episodes and they’re seriously gonna make them the finale it’s sickening. All so they can make the lame climate change stand in be a parallel for Euron “Drumpf” Greyjoy
Based Euron keeping the show alive holy fuck thank god
AD BREAK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Based Cersei
>Sky showing ads
>Sky also saying it’s a simulcast
Reeeeeee
Speaking of strong women
Sansa NEEDS to die holy shit she's such an ass now.
Does anyone know when a good torrent will come out
This is riveting.
FUCK
THE
QUEEN
BASED EURON
GURL POWER
>DON'T WASTE TIME
t. Bran after 7 seconds of small talk
>entire show has been a waste of time before and after that comment
what did they mean by this?
>king's landing
>it's still sunny
RIP tone
>Why don't you kill me?
God me too Yara
i missed it :(
It’s shit lads
No thanks, I don't watch game of Thrones.
Cersei is definitely frothing at the gash over Eurons manliness
WHERE THE FUCK IS STANNIS
ohshit titties
But that’s wrong.
now THIS is what i'm wathcing the show for
>Arya is supposed to look like Jon's mother
Great casting
FUCK EVERYTHING
WHERE'S GHOST?
Redhead has a nice ass
C H A D
H
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What!? Bronn and Cersei together
>earn her
Yaaassss queen
Season one: pic related
Now: IM FINNA FUCK THE QUEEN XD
QYBURN
Y
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CERSI NEEDS THE MOUNTAIN TO RAPE EURON BEFORE I FUCKING SHIT MYSELF
SECOND BALL JOKE
Are there any alpha males left on this show?
A FINGER IN THE BUM
A FINGER IN THE BUM
A FINGER IN THE BUMMMM
A FINGER IN THE BUM
A FINGER IN THE BUM
A FINGER IN THE BUMMM
A FINGER IN THE BUM
A FINGER IN THE BUM
A FINGER IN THE BUMM
A FINGER IN THE BUM
A FINGER IN THE BUMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Just better writing babe
what is bran scheming
TITTIES
There's no risk to the series, it ended being a huge hit and they don't need to try
I liked the part where Lyanna Mormont made Jon bow down to her and lick her feet.
Based Cersei keeping her cunt secure
>Jon jokes about Sansa thinking she can outsmart everyone
>Arya immediately jumps on to defend her
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
you lot are autistic
>BALLS
Thanks yify
Reminder Euron is the only good thing this show has done in 4 years
I've only read the books, how the heck did everyone meet up in the North?
>the golden company wears gold
BRAVO DABID
Bong genes kicked in
LOL LOOK AT CERCEI'S CLOTHES LOL WTF IS THIS
>HBO
>ads
Stream peasant confirmed
Who are the niggers on the boat? I'm sorry I havent watched since season 1
>all the bad guys on the same team to fight against all the good guys
What is this infantile writing?
Based Qyburn
FUCK THE QUEEEEEEEEEEEEN
For real, as soon as she said that i would have went right up to one of the dragons and took a huge shit in its mouth staring right at that stupid snarky bitch
where the fuck is the damphier and flame arm?!
>EP1
>Euron actually beds Cersei
ah well
BASED EURON
>every character suddenly has quick wit
cmon now this dialogue is so fucking stupid
FUCK YOU MODS
Finally someone points out Bronn gets shit from the Lannister’s
WTF QYBURN KILLED BRONN
FINGAH IN DA BUM
who here from reddit is hyped for the epic clegane Bowl?
More balls jokes ahahahahahhaha
Who the fuck writes this it's like some middle school kid's idea of humour
BRING ME THE HEAD OF THE DRAGONSPAWN
Show suddenly got better
Holy shit how many hookers does Bronn need at once lol
dude they had the book
Tyrion Greyjoy should be set on wildifre
what, no budget for elephants
not saying much
Daring synthesis
Uh excuse me honey but he didn’t bring elephants for his KWEEEN
No elephants? That's a shitty deal
ALIVE
In our hearts
I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT I FUCKING HATE THAT I'M GONNA HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO MY FRIEND THAT I DIDN'1T WATCH IT AND WAAS INSTEAD SHITPOSTING ON A STICKEEEEYYY ON A DESIGNATED SHITPOSTING FORUM FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
woah so are all the leaks real
Mercenaries for Cersei
Lmao.
Shit opinion show Euron is a disgrace compared to book
nightking and bran have the shining now
>Lady Lannister, I'm Golden Company
Werebt they supposed to be 90 min episodes? Why is HBO doing this shit?
>STRICKLAND
STOP BEING A SLACKER MCLFY
Will the finger in the bum happen?
the warring family of the iron isles.
No elephants
Everyone wearing black
Fuck this dabid show
finger up the bum
Fuck da queen
How does he do it?
FINALLY nudity
BRAVO DABID
>BRAVO DABID
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King bronnnnn
Remember when this show wasn't quips and revenge porn?
reminder leakanon was right
BASED
1080p
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Any links for poorfags? literally my internet ca't handle muchoflix
Appreciate what you have, Yea Forums. My life is shit
?they didn't show them fucking
T R A S H
elephants
HARRY = AEGON
HARRY = AEGON
HARRY = AEGON
NO ELEPHANTS
>leaks were actually right
>episode is actually trash
S T R I C T L A N D
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WTF BROS I THOUGHT THE BUDGET COULD AFFORD ELEPHANTS
>I WANTED THOSE ELEPHANTS
what did she mean "earn her"
IM GONNA FUCK THE QUEEEEEEEEN
loooool he actually did it.
IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED
>NO ELEPHANTS YOUR GRACE
>COULDN'T AFFORD THE CGI
MADE UP
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CHARACTERS
Kek Cersei has become a caricature of herself
Pls be true
What did the leakes say user. I missed that thread.
>cockblocked
RRRRRRRRHHHHHHHGGGGGG
DAAABIIIIIIIIID!
Kind of disappointing but I didn't expect them anyway. Would've been prime material for the trailer.
holy fucking based
>No elephant
DROPPED
Westeros is lost
NO ROYAL PUSSY FOR EURON!
That's every character though. Especially Tyrion.
Is this a marvel movie?
They only tripled the budget. That's only enough to maintain direwolves and dragons, sorry user.
Kek
Do you guys have commercials too. Pls gib link if no.
>YOU GOTTA EARN DAT QUEEN
>the Mountain looks like fucking Grimace
Based
>EARN HER
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
>littlefinger doppelganger
jesus fucking christ man
PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSY
blame the fact that all the main actors want more money per episode
C H A D J O Y
EARN THAT PUSSY
AZOR BRONN
>AZOR BRONN
AZOR BRONN
>AZOR BRONN
AZOR BRONN
>AZOR BRONN
AZOR BRONN
>AZOR BRONN
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AZOR BRONN
>AZOR BRONN
>WE CAN MAKE DRAGONS BUT NOT ELEPHANTS
Anyone else here watch every episode several times because you watch it ironically and have hated yourself for several years each time this comes on?
>I like that
oh come on
you've got to be fucking kidding me
Mercenaries from Essos
What the fuck is Bronn still doing at KL?
WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THIS B PLOT
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
this is garbage
I don't blame Cersei for being upset about the elephants, Dabid and Deebee spent too much animating the fucking dragons
Boobies
lol
AAAOMG
wouldn't elephants be completely useless against whitewalkers? not to mention zombie elephants would kind of suck to fight against
you guys wish you could be this comfy
finally a random prostitute scene
>No elephant's
>Everyone wearing black
BUT BUT BUT DANY WHERES WHITE AND WE HAVE DRAGONS
Euron is a chad
FUCK
THE
QUEEN
Holy shit Solid Fucking Theon
>no balls!
hehehe!
Even the sex in this show is limp and boring now. Totally routine and passionless
It's happening
>you want a queen. earn her
YAAAAAAAS
>more yara shit
Yaaaay nobody was tired of this man-faced cunt at all she's great she doesn't look like she has crab breath she's so strong and great
That actually fits the trajectory of the books. Tyrion is an aging, raging alcoholic and Sansa is learning intrigue from Littlefinger. Witty quip midget can't keep chugging wine and stay on top mentally.
OUR GUY EURON FUCKS CERSEI CONFIRMED
THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE
>"If you want a whore buy one; if you want a queen, you have to earn it"
>gives up the puss-puss literally five minutes later
oh no no no no
Nice!
Some THICC whores
>being this behind
>he's actually watching on HBO
Oh Cersei. Oh honey. For all that talk, you only think of yourself as something to be bought and sold.
HOW MANY FINGERS IN THE BUMMMMM?
Something ~~crazyyYyyy~~ is going to happen in the last 5 mins and somehow people will think this redeemed the episode
Yup.
>dood incest lmao
>dood rape lmao
>dood what was Aragorns tax policy lmao
>dood ill never finish the book but ill "tell" the ending to see what's doesn't work maybe even copy some of the fan fiction lmao
Why is George RR Martin such a gelatinous fucking waste of flesh
>white people fucking
Its like watching raw chickens rub agaisnt each other
Theon and 20 good men
Wrong
OMG YAAAAAAS KWEEEEEEEEEEN
God I wish I wasn't watching this sober
BRON COCKBLOCKED
WHICH G I R L
How are you retards so far behind lmao
>I like that
Fuck off lmao
I thought this show was too feminist now to show naked whores
The POX will take her within a year
Oh jesus christ the archery swat team is onboard
AZOR BRONN
ACTIVATE WINDOWS YOU MOTHERFUCKING FUCK
DUDE SEX LMAO
>you have to earn it, sweetie :)
GIVE ME STREAM LINKS NOOOOOOW!!!
They’re not for the White Walkers
SYPHILIS
>bronn foursome
FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING SCENES
That’s third world
>Cersei scene next to meme man scene
They have to do it on perfect
POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POXPOX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX POX
Base Bronn
this really is going to be the season of YAAS QUEEN
LITERALLY NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THESE TWO DICKLESS FAGGOTS
...
Wow, this sex scene was completely unnecessary
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FINGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
THEEEEEEEEEE
BUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>Theon needing a WOMAN to help him up
Empowering!
My beer is on the way then this’ll get better
>This is the episode not rated Adult
I don't understand
This episode is 9/10 so far with the exposition
Ironborn Team 6 here to rescue the token ugly girl of the show
CLEGEN BOWL WHENNNNNNN
REEEEEEEEEEEE
GODS I WAS STRONG THEN
lmao
no
30 minutes in a not a single elephant, not a single whitewalker and not direwolfs
no sheets = not comfy
>elephant status: C A N C E L L E D
God at least Qyburn is still good.
did cersei just put a hit out on jaime, excuse me
rip tyrion lol
FAT? FAT IS IT?
holy fuck that rescue mission was bullshit. the golden company has an entire fleet of 20000 men in the bay, but they can sneak on the flag ship undetected
FUCKING PISSED MESELF
>REMEMBER CROSSBOWS??
god this is fucking pathetic
>You have to EARN a QUEEN
>Bronn assassinating Jaime and Tyrion
Finally an interesting plot thread
Is that the fucking damphair in the background on the ship
I WANTED THOSE ELEPHANTS
So is just my crappy HBO or the subs stay on the screen until a new line shows up?
GoT is the most reddit-tier show in history, you absolute retard.
Lesbian here.
Just a reminder that we are taking over. The fact is women have NEVER been attracted to men: we needed them for protection, economic support and procreation, and sex is what we traded for those things (or they just raped us).
But now? First-world men have been totally domesticated, so no need to worry about violence. We're taking over the work force too, so we can provide for ourselves. And medical science has made procreative sex totally unnecessary; we can just buy the sperm (with our superior earnings) and have it cleanly injected without getting within ten feet of a penis.
Women are naturally more attracted to other women. Who wouldn't be? We're beautiful, soft and smooth and curvy, basically the opposite of hairy oafish ape-like men. And we know how to please each other like no man ever could. Lesbian sex can last for hours.
Every day more and more "straight" girls are being turned. The world of the future is where a small number of strong men act as our designated studs and the rest of you losers are eunuchs designated for manual labor exclusively. Deal with it.
Why is Bronn such a fat fuck?
But is Varys loyle?
WHEN THE FUCK ARE WE GETTING RADMURE
>the MANPIG fucking SEX WORKER QUEENS is stopped
POTTERY IM CLAPPING
>teleport behind you
>save some thot
>leave
that was retarded
so uh what's happened so far?
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
BEST TITS IN WESTEROS
In this show, yeah kinda. It is not nearly as sexy as they seem to think.
Euron is kinda cringe
Shit man
YASSSS QUEEN YARA HEADBUTT THEON!!!!
she really wanted those elephants
Fuck the leaks were true.
All of them
How did Theon escape with Yara in tow? I was really hoping he would just die in the escape attempt, pointless dickless asshole
Bread and circuses for the goyim
This is so forced and shitty
How can one Greyjoy be so based?
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
azor sneed
LE ELEPHANTS
Is it just me or does Theon look like crap
>FUCKING PISSED MESELF
BRING ME THE PENIS STRETCHER
CREEPY WHITE PEOPLE
They have no idea how to write a menacing person so they just made him a mustache twirling cartoon villain cracking lewd jokes.
The only good lesbians are Madoka and Homura, now fuck off.
Wow the writers are really stretching themselves
THE WHOOOOOORE
Cersei should've died 2 seasons ago.
>Davos letting people shit on his sigil
who the fuck is that on the left
>tfw we aren't even getting 1 elephant
fuck this show
BASEDRON
everybody say BASED EURON
A bunch of boring shit, Cersei trading up from SisLovesMe with Jaime to DadCrush on Euron
based
elephants deconfirmed
WHY IS IT SO FUCKING DARK?!?!?!
>I wanted those elephants
>I wanted those elephants
>I wanted those elephants
>I wanted those elephants
they aren't even fucking hiding it anymore
FUCK D&D AND FUCK KIKES
>Bobby reference
episode is saved
When exactly did the dialogue get so terrible
What were the leaks?
REPORTING ALL BOARDS
Yea Forums HERE
FUCK YOOOOU. GIVE ME LINKS NOW!! ME WANT
it's faked retard
why is jon such a cuck now?
Euron #1
she almost looks pretty
Bronn would never betray tyrion, r-right bros?
#pwned
Cersei has been the only good part of the last
3 seasons
Lines designed to cause people to spit out their onions milk to scream YAAS QUEEN are flowing like insincere compliments in an affirmation circle.
SANSA SMRT INNIT
BASED YOURON
THE CROSSBOW THAT KILLED TYWIN
>SEX SEX BUTT FEMALE NAKED SEX SCENE AFTER SCENE OF SEX sex hahha pure /kino/
God, this show got so fuckin stupid.
NINJA WITH NO BALLS
>30 minutes have passed
>nothing has happened
Even Season 5 and 6 are starting to look good now in comparison.
Is Euron /ourguy/?
Lena headey is dumb sexy.
its stuff like this that proves maybe (((they))) may be correct about the goyim.
>a just queen
Nobody can see that Daenerys is a monster?
What's this videogame shit?
ew those looks full of love between them. kill me now. kill d&d
HOLY KEK NICE
>le operator archers
Holy fucking shit this is terrible
>Stronk dyke woman btfo dicklet
I guess Yea Forums has just ruined totally television for me and I have incredibly high standards as a result but holy Christ this is boring. Seasons 1 to 3 weren't like this, were they?
WiNtEr Is HeRe
THIS EPISODE IS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
NINJA VIKINGS
yeah shouldn't he have been freed either when they took lannister land or when arya killed the freys ?
At this point Cersei's pussy must look like a disaster zone.
wtf they just effortlessly kill the pirates that BTFO'd them last season?
HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON
>im going to put a prince in your belly
>implying that hag is still fertile
>theon can just free yara
None of Euron's men took their shirts off
Zombie elephant incoming
When Martin ran out of books
Remember when Robert was at the Tourney? Man that shit was fun.
because YAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS
>nothing's happened
FINNA FUCK THE QUEEN BRO
MY PENIS IS TOO BIG FOR MY FORESKIN
Twenty Goodmen is with Theon now?
>Davos:"What if the kingdom was ruled by a Just woman, and an honourable man
Dany is anything but 'just'. All this dialogue and interactions feel stiff and unnatural. Terrible acting all around aside from Euron.
BUT REMEMBER THESE CHARACTERS??
...
>50 minute episode
IT'S LIKE CALL OF DUTY
Theon looks like anakin in episode 3
What’s the matter, not enough deaths for ya?
why did she heatbutt him wtf
20 good men
bran can control wights. night king looks at bran and burns his arm and gains control of the army again.
The power of a sneak attack.
This writing is garbage.
how will john fight his, now zombie, first gf?
She's pregnet already by Jaime
Theon deserves a nap.
>somehow sneaked through the entire fleet
Good thing there are no dogs on the high seas.
This
IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING?
FAT IS IT?
dude tits and violence
she's pregnant you mong
>I am her Queen
When did Sansa swear an oath of fealty to some Targ shit exactly?
Holy shit this CGI is terrible
She’s already pregnant moron
STRONG WAMAN
>gets rescued
>headbutts rescuer
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
bro this shit is trash
>filler
yay friends xx
Is there a live stream where i could go back to the beginning of the episode?
>he recognized Gay nigger from HBO's vampire soap opera
...what the fuck was the point of having her get captured then...
>this cgi
oh nononononono
GIRL POWER BROS
TRAITOR
Some of the Bobby B shitposting is somehow more clever than some of these scenes
>now this is pod racing
>the snow and dany dragonride was real
YAS QWEEN YARA
I know you're not a woman. The violence against women in America is rising. You are so hateful and so so stupid.
This
>not even over 1 thousand posters yet
it's over
How did those ships get in the harbor unseen?
has cersei actually ordered jaimes death or has q gone rogue?
why wouldnt she have just killed him in the last ep?
how does she sit on the dragon without hurting her vaina?
He burned her body m8
I'M HER QUEEN
he pussied out and left her to die/be captured last season
stronk wimen
>the white walkers are officially completely incapable of crossing water
BRAVO
TITS AND DRAGONS
what shit cgi
should have spent it on elephants
le man needs advice on how to do things episode
THE GREATEST RACK IN WESTEROS
Godawful. Nothing makes sense.
Was the onion line a reference to anti-soys?
stealthfags need to die
They sound like a bad dubbed anime
everything feels phoned it
i cannot actually believe how hollow it feels, i actually used to love this show
shut up bb
ITS A MASTERPIECE
yikers..
Budget is for the great war
Cringe
What a joke of a character Yara is, my fucking God
SEVEN SAVE US HE'S EVEN MAKING THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN PAY THE IRON PRICE
based lezzer
God's this show was strong then.
ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzZZZz
Is she really though?
The woods witch told her she would only have 3 children.
Either she's a lying slut, or she dies before she can give birth.
WE ARE KIN
STARK AND KARSTARK AND KARKASTARK
its pretty bad
the memes afterwards will be better than the show
can I get some (you)s boys?
I was right
EXCUSE ME. YARA ISN'T COMING. WHAT. FUCK THAT. FUCK THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
This cgi looks like SHIT
nope, most women still like man. Good fanfic tho. Also the "designated studs" would simply rape you.
>Have a crew of mutes
>They can't even warn each other if someone's attacking the ship
BRAVO EURON
FUCKING TELL HER HE IS THE REAL AIRE AND FUCK THE BITCH
SHE FUCKING SLAYS
>DANNY HOW THE FUCK DO I RIDE A DRAGON
>lmao idk
This is going to be the hero of GoT who gets away with everything.
it is known
the fuck
the bronn plotline of trying to kill the lannisters is retarded and rushed
and what, we just clean up theon's whole cowardice in a 3 minute sequence?
why did i think this would be different? why did i think this would be better?
The post that saved /got/
30 minutes in and NOTHING HAS FUCKING HAPPENED
>A proposal is what I'm proposing
Oh really?
emotions
>all the leaks were real
OH NOOOOOOOOO
LANCEL BRING ME THE CORPSE RISER
OMG THEY'RE RIDING DRAGONS TOGETHER AND SHIT
is it just me or is this shit terrible so far? nothing is given the weight it should be
Hey Bros I heard elephants are Confirmed
Nobody's clothes look warm enough
Just remember that no matter how much you bitch about filler and feminist bait writing that this final season will probably still receive literal 10 out of 10s across the board and receive multiple Emmys
Truth is a lonely warrior
How do they mess up green screens?
Not true theon rescued Yara from the greyjoy capital ship in about 45 seconds
>LONELY OLD MEN
>Jon loses a nose and two ears to windchill
wow are you an incel?
it's 2019 user, you can't say bad shit about wymyn
So far the entire Winterfell intro scene, the tension between Sansa and Tyrion and Cersei tempting Bronn to assassinate Jaime and Tyrion have all just been confirmed.
these ps2 graphics
>They're stubborn as goats
>A goats bleets on screen
episode saved
>Managed to sneak onto a ship in the middle of a massive fleet
>Commando style infiltration with archers
Lmao
dragon finna boutta YEET jon LOL
>Davos' sole purpose is sucking Jon's dick now
BRAVO DABID
BRAVO DABID
BRAVO DABID
BRAVO DABID
BRAVO DABID
did anyone get a screenshot of the operator archers
>I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
>A proposal IS what I'm proposing
Did a woman write this?
I dont get it, whats the elephant meme?
>ruled by a just woman
...
NO ELEPHANTS
>NO ELEPHANTS
NO ELEPHANTS
>NO ELEPHANTS
NO ELEPHANTS
>NO ELEPHANTS
NO ELEPHANTS
>NO ELEPHANTS
NO ELEPHANTS
>NO ELEPHANTS
Christ they're gonna play every major house's theme OST in the first episode aren't they?
BASED
>for once
What, Jehaerys and his wife don't count?
ah-bloo-bloo
This shit is fanfic-tier writing
POST THE LEAKS
POST THE LEAKS
POST THE LEAKS
POST THE LEAKS
LE OLD LE TITS LE WINE
Oh shit Jon on a dragon
AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING THE BLATANT PROPAGANDA?
WOMAN IS A MASTER AND SHOWING HOW TO DO STUFF TO A MAN???
WTF
When does it air?
OH JUST FUCKING RIDE A DRAGON FOR NO REASON, RISK THE ALLIANCE, WAR, EVERYTHING, FUCK IT BECAUSE WE WAS DRAGONS AND SHIT
What were all the big ones?
Nobody on this show's production seems to understand that cold weather affects your face, not just your body
Nobody in the fucking show uses facial coverings, even when they were way in the north
Good, leave us alone, we'll get more done.
this jon dany romance is so fucking gay
Why does Jon's aunt looking younger than him
FUCK MEN
Filler, the episode
Face it /pol/, you fucking lost
DUDE DRAGONS LMAO
This is retarded lol, why is she making him ride her dragon? What happens if he dies and Sansa decides not to recognize her as Queen
We waited two years for this lol
The amount of force riding those dragons would be insane
>LONELY OLD MEN
holy shit is anything happening? is it really a filler episode to kick of the final season? i can't wait to see this dumpster fire
the effects are so dodgy
Are they kidding WITH THIS FUCKING DIALOGUE.
YOU
Only eighteen goats to fuck
cute :3
All the best character actors died. Only Jaime, Theon, and Varys are attempting to give consistent performances.
God, this entire show has become a series of short, sullen, edgy conversations
and not in the cool hot way.
I can't believe we lost out on Yara/Dani for this.
where the fuck is ghost
god these streams are so fucking laggy whats the point
>Make your episodes so bad no one believes the leaks
BRAVO DABID
>she dies before she can give birth
>6 episodes to wrap everything up
>literally fucking nothing is happening
aaaaaaagggh-posting is more clever than some of these scenes
ITS BEAUTIFUL
that dragon riding segment was fucking atrocious.
entire episode is just building up for despair in the next episode
>Making references to pornjew trash
Get in the oven.
This CGI is horrible
>defensive trevuchets
I wish this meme would end
the jon/dany scenes are literally fanfiction tier, holy crap
BASEDRON
>BASEDRON
BASEDRON
>BASEDRON
BASEDRON
>BASEDRON
BASEDRON
>BASEDRON
NEVERENDING STORYYYYYY
HHUUUUUHUUUUUU
What did they mean by that?
This feels like filler.
They kiss after this btw.
his cowardice was cleaned up last season
this is like a scene out of a romantic comedy wtf
When the fuck is bran gonna tell jon hes fucking his aunt
THIS
its on freefolk plebbit, the thread ending with the tyrion trial + betrayal is completely accurate so far
There is about to be a mass human genocide and people are arguing about "muh loyalty"
But what is the rest?
FUCKING DRAGON GENERIC BURP
>the dragon is a cuck
tyrion trial and death
>I don't know how to ride a dragon
>Nobody does, until they ride a dragon
jesus christ it hurts
Why are they not mentioning Jon’s true heritage yet? They were all there in the beginning
>hop on
I watched the first 3 seasons and wrote the show off completely. I fucking loathe it. That said, has anyone important died in this episode?
IT's a viable strategy if you have enough of them and thick enough walls so their archers and onagers can reach.
>keep the Queen warm
Anyone else watching this by themself
>Dragonglass axe lmoa
qyburns gone rogue
>riding dragons
This is fucking stupid as shit
Fucking finally!!
Game of filler.
>LONELY OLD MEN
INCELS BTFO YAAAAAAAS
>watching porn is Jewish now
Holy shit the r9k folks have gotten way wilder since I last visited before the 13 year olds invaded
kek
Arya and Gendry need to fuck already
She’s a year younger than him
for a second i thought the hound would hug her. thank fucking god.
Honk
EMMY AWARD WINNING TV SERIES
this cgi oh my days
Shit Writing wtf
This is so cringe
SURROUNDED BY CANNISTERS
The leaks were right
How do you loathe the first 3 seasons of this show? How is it even possible to have taste that bad?
Woah sweet special effects!
I thought they had already rescued her? This happened again this episode?
Where is Brienne? She makes my dick hard as gentrys iron.
Are men just punchlines now?
No, because nothing has happened this entire episode.
I DUN NO OW TO RIDE UH DRAGOON
My interest and respect for the show
>you've ruined horses for me
I guess they're implying Jon took dragon dick
this is so fucking cringe
phat durgens
HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON
you mean how he abandoned his sister at the first sign of trouble?
no, it was very much in doubt
>all this cringe
This douchebag got one of her babies killed and she's just okay with that
Imagine watching this and enjoying it LMAO
bad acting
How in the fuck is a good idea to give a dragon to a northern idiot that never ride one of them?
CGI is awful
Is this a fucking Disney movie?
Can somebody link the leaks
I just want to laugh along
>spend all elephant money on dragons
>shit dragons
GENDRY AND ARYA GONNA FUCK
>"but I am her queen"
seriously Daenerys just fuck off
That ‘za on the right looks delish
Great writing
>you look good
>thanks, so do you
Some soldiers got shot in the face with arrows.
JESUS CHRIST I WAITED 2YEARS FOR POD RACING ON DRAGONS . WHAT ADVANTAGE IS THERE TO EVEN HAVIZNG A RIDER ON A DRAGON? JUST LET IT BURN SHIT
35 minutes of my time, any chance for moral ambiguity are the only deaths so far
This is really really bad
What were they doing for two years?
>those fucking faces
HOW THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE TIME FOR THIS HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON SHIT
>"So have you. I mean, you look good"
POTTERY
>you look good
keeek
So has anyone mentioned to Jon that he's a Targaryen? Or Daenerys? Seems like something she'd want to know.
>I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD
THEY'RE GONNA MAKE THIS INTO AN UNIVERSAL RIDE
did jon just rape a dragon?
>gendry's hairline
JUST
KILL ALL TARGS
this dialogue is cringey as fuck all around
Honestly I wanted the shitty writing thing to just be a contrarian meme but its like the writers are trying to write a Marvel movie sometimes. Everyone has got to have a funny quip.
I was trying to come up with all sorts of shit on how they were gonna build up the fight.
Fucking romantic dragon riding
>im not like those other rich girls
good fucking lord this is awful
THIS ISN"T THE TIME TO BE HAVING FUN WITH THE DRAGONS
This is legit boring. What a fuckin waste of time and cum.
wtf? its over? I thought it was 2 hours. i knew this was going to be pleb tier filler
It'll all be worth it once Daenerys and Jon Snow are killed off Red Wedding style.
Harry Potter Azkaban ending tier lads
torrents are up on pb
This dialogue and cgi is cringe. People actually like this?
HOW WHIMSICAL AND FUN!
What the fuck is this music?
>shitty cringeworthy dialogue
DRAGONS! YESSSSS! DRAGOOOOOONSSSSSS! OH MY FRICKING GOD THIS IS EPIC!!!!!
Was it too hard to make cgi saddles?
It's literally unwatchable after season 2.
Do they kiss
Holy crap this is taking long.
>You will never take gf on dragon date
fuck this life
Based CGI
THEY JUST TAKE THE DRAGON GLASS
AND MELT IT
MELT IT
>this ride a dragon dialogue
Kill me
WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS SHIT? ADAM FUCKIN SANDLER?
>Try spinning that a good trick
The jews control the white walkers and us gamers are the one trying to stop them
Nobody understands ice water is pretty much death at the far north. Let alone all the other stupid shit.
Just say A WIZARD DID IT and move on?
naw on the beach when he got punched in the muff
Nowthisispodracing.png
Anyone else pissed that this is supposedly a horrible winter but everything looks sunny and beautiful?
I knew nothing would happen in this episode, they only have 6 episodes and they can't even fill those.
HE FLEW A DRAGON
OMG OMG OMG OMG
Couldn't afford elephants btw
wHERE ARE THEY FLYING TO?
Why does Dani only talk in single sentence quips now
>DONT ENJOY THINGS GRRRRR
How much of this seasons budget do you think was spent on that magic carpet ride?
AAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS SO FUCKING BAD I CANT TAKE IT
>Forgetting Hound
I’ve seen Better Call Saul episodes with more content
ah-bloo-bloooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CRINGE
DESU
CRINGE
DESU
CRINGE
DESU
CRINGE
DESU
CRINGE
DESU
Can someone give me a fucking LINK to the fucking LEAKS
Please and THANK you
You lost your elephant budget in this shit
>"i don't know how to ride a dragon"
>slips on banana peel getting on the dragon
what is this stiller/aniston-tier romcom bullshit?
This is so irresponsible, what if white walkers ambush them?
FUCK SALSA REALLY
FUCK HER
LOL
>keep your queen warm
YAAAASSS
cuck dragons
>cum
For who user?
I hope this cold bitch Sansa regrets killing LF now
>youre fucking your aunt instead of me
seething shansha
>GHOST NEVER EVER
GHOST NEVER EVER
>GHOST NEVER EVER
GHOST NEVER EVER
>GHOST NEVER EVER
GHOST NEVER EVER
>GHOST NEVER EVER
GHOST NEVER EVER
>GHOST NEVER EVER
GHOST NEVER EVER
>GHOST NEVER EVER
GHOST NEVER EVER
>GHOST NEVER EVER
GHOST NEVER EVER
>GHOST NEVER EVER
GHOST NEVER EVER
The dragons love to watch.
>couldn't animate elephants or borrow a few from a zoo but had the money for a boring dragon ride
kek true
this doesn't feel like game of thrones at all
This shit is embarrassing
I am so fucking bored, I can't believe I'm actually considering turning this off, at least I could watch it even when it sucked
THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN THE LAST SEASON AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHAT ARE ALL THESE NON-CONVERSATIONS!?
WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE JUST SAYING STUPID SHIT TO EACHOTHER THEN WALKING AWAY
>slapstick feel-good comedy
Hard drop
the fucking state of this show holy fucking shit hahaha
I hate dany so fucking much
Are dragons incel?
This is what happens when the screenwriting transitions from being based upon the work of an original author to a team of Marvel capeshit screenwriters.
Bro that scene might has well have happened in Shrek.
"so keep your queen warm" i can't
THIS IS TRASH
H
I
S
I
S
T
R
A
S
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>dragon giving him a look
Is this a hallmark romcom now
This Dany Jon shit is the worst romance written
I can hear Jorah screaming from here.
AHAHAHAHA
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS FUCKING SHOW
>Jorah, Dany, fatboy meeting
RIP
DRAGON GOT KEKED LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
we waited 2 years for this garbage
>This fucking cgi
It looks like a game from 2006 christ
Because YAAASSS QUEEN SLAYYYYY
Turned it off here.
Not even worth watching to make fun of it.
>dragon NTR
jesus christ
what the fuck is this WRITING LMAO
when do the dragons fuck
JAIME GOES TO THE WALL. END
JON. YOU DID NOT BRING HER TO THE CAVES. YOU FUCKING MONSTER.
EWWWWWWWWWWWW KEEP YOUR QUEEN WARM EWWWW WHY WILL THE DRAGONS NOT EAT THEM
Fuck this shit gonna go play some Skyrim
SHOULDN'T THEIR FACES BE COLD?????
S N O W E D
SURROUNDED BY BREAST PLATE EXTENDERS
OH FUCK THE SAM SPOILER IS REAL
MAXIMUM CRINGE
anyone have a link to a stream?
Christ, I binged the whole fucking show in a week for this?
Atleast I can appreciate Bobby/Stannis posting now
>*RECORD SCRATCH*
>Now, I know what you're thinking...
The spoilers are L I T T E R A L L Y true.
are there any alpha men left on this show?
If Danny doesn't die this series is fucked.
I got called a misogynist at a work event because I said she was evil.
Fuck this bitch,
they are cucks
THE KISS OMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMGOMGO
Better Call Saul is actually good dude
This show went to shit once they couldn't work off Martin's work anymore
This fucking dialogue is so awkward
>KEEP YOUR QUEEN WARM
INCEST IS WINCEST BOYS
CRIPPLES AND COCKSUCKERS
>SO KEEP YOUR QUEEN WARM
>SO KEEP YOUR QUEEN WARM
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
it's awful. just awful.
the Night King is the best part because he doesn't have any shitty dialogue.
everyone else is just jumping between scenes of cunts being snarky to each other.
unironically this just makes me wanna watch How To Train Your Dragon instead of whatever the fuck this is now
fucking cringe tbqh
WHY IS THERE SO MANY QUIPS
oh boy
>decorating a frozen pizza
>decorating a pizza with game of thrones shit
fans of GoT are just the worst people aren't they?
This show caters to dog moms, I'm convinced now
what the fuxk is this shit
Hahaha this is a rom com now I see
THINK AGAIN, SHANSHA
KILL HER SAM
Fucking in front of your kids..
I couldn’t sit through the last season. Should I give it another go? I loved that show a lot when it started
BASED BASED BASED SABED SABED ASABED ASBES SBAE SBAAEBAAS EBASEBAEB ABEA SBE ASi just want to give yous to anons
JAIME GOES TO THE WALL. ENDING
Wow that dialogue wasn't ripped form Fullmetal Jacket.
What the fuck went wrong
WHERE THE FUCK IS GHOST
toxic masculinity is bad
C U C K E D DRAGON
>all this romcom shit
no wonder women like this show so much
>leave the lady be, Hound
That’s because it’s not, this is game of yaaaas queens
I cant fuck when my dogs are in the room, i'd have to tell the dragons to fuck off.
>arya and the hound
aaaaaand time to mute the stream
>40 minutes
>nothing has happened
>shit filler and dialogue
Time to tell Jon he's fucking his hot aunty
LITERALLY NOTHING IS OCCURRING
40 MINUTES IN
DRAGONS ARE WATCHING JON & DANY FUCK
THATS LITE$RALLY IT
c-cute ~~~~
Can't think of a show with worse set design
Why am I just seeing this?
STRONG
INDEPENDENT
omfg this is basicallya third rate pixar harry potter
dont compare this sit to better call kino
these conversations feel straight out of oblivion. BRAVO HOWARD
SOMEONE ANSWER ME WHY IS HAVING A RIDER ON THE DRAGON AN ADVANTAGE JUST LET IT LOOSE FUCKONG BURN GOD FUCKING DAMNIT TO HELL
leAVE hIM Be
Oh Sam. He was the purest of them all.
>you look good
This Jon and Dany dialogue makes me want to self harm
YOU LOOK
GOOD
this is so forced lel.
My nibba Varys has been reduced to a JOKE
AAGGHHHH
THE LEAKS WERE ALL TRUE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK
>everyone else is just jumping between scenes of cunts being snarky to each other.
Why is every movie, series, show, game, etc. all go full snark mode. It's so fucking cringe and terrible writing.
EVEN REDDIT HATES ON THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW OMG LMAOOOOOOOOOO
>so have you
>grown far more beautiful, I mean.
HAVE SEX NERDS
LE CRIPPLES
LE COCKSUCKERS
DUDE
QUIPS
LMAO
a few loads of jizz too late for that
Which ones?
>you don't know any other rich girls
YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS
Arya got damp by that look
Wish Sansa was pregnant
Great dialogue
JAIME GOES TO THE WALL. THE END
YEH KNOOO NUFFIN
Did you bend the knee because YOU LOBE HER??
SAMS GONNA GO NUCLEAR
Jaime?
>you've gotten better
Wasn't he already really fucking good?
>ride the dragon jon
>but what if it doesn't want me too?
>then you die LMAO
Feel bad for sam tbqh
Ooof
Post the leak pastebin
>you look... good
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
HOLY FUCK ARENT FUCKING THE UNDEAD FUCKERS SUPPOSED BE MARCHING AT WINTERFELL THEY LITERALLY DONT HAVE TO FUCKING STOP SHOULDNT THEY BE THERE ALREADY
REEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS IS FUCKING BORING
Sandor still friends with Arya
Awwwwwww
>you look... good
this nigga Gendry fucking blind
SOMEONE GIVE ME A RUNDOWN ON THE LEAKS
y-you too
this shit dragons instead of based elephants
>At least I still have my brother
>Nah I killed him too
Lol
DO IT SAM
KILL HER
The fact that D&D are writing dragon shit that’s even worse than Eragon is hilarious
Did you not see the delete scenes from last season where the Night King goes up to Dany and says
>Allow me to break the ice
Kill her Sam
Do it now
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH "you don't know any other rich girls, huehuehHHAHh"
SSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>Implying you wouldn’t fuck a slag
>T-T-Thank you for killing my f-f-family m'lady
the only good shot of the entire episode so far
LITERALLY NOTHING: THE FINAL SEASON
2 YEARS OF NOTHING
I'm gonna play Mount and blade warband now where Stannis rules everything
Why the fuck would Sam be this upset. His family was full of assholes.
Why didn’t Bran tell Jon about his Parentage?
the rape, sansa
Post leak
kek
HURR DURR I'M NOT GOING TO FOLLOW "NOT THE KING IN THE NORTH" JUST WHEN THE FUCKING UNDEAD COME
FUCK OFF SANSA YOU RETARD
Patrick Star.
Where's our boy?
any british watchers see that chernobyl trailer? looks interdasting
SOMEONE POST THE SPOILERS THAT ARE APPARENTLY COMING TRUE
Why is that bastard in Stark armor
>This shit will get good reviews
STRONK WIMMENZ!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This fucking sucks
lemme watch you fuck
Preproduction on the Confederacy show that got shut down and lobbying to get their Star Wars show.
>Gendry's reaction to Valyrian steel is just "oh lol"
Christ, this show.
oh my god im so bored. at least the shitshow of season 7 was mildly entertaining
For some reason I’ve become very conscious of the fact that Jon Snow is a total manlet. It shows in the camera shots lol
MANLET JON SNOW
>she can't even say sorry for your loss as he's having a breakdown
She is a legit psychopath, who would want her to win?
Sansa "Cersei is my role model" Stark
Are there really no elephants? Fucking DROPPED
Gendry and Arya are the only nerds I can actually feel some chemistry between. He made her smile!!
Based Caeda poster
JAIME MEETS BRAN AT THE ENDING
GENDRY AND ARYA FLIRTING
AAAHHHHHH
SO BAD
>people actually PAID to watch Edgy Quip and Sex Simulator : Fantasy Edition
Nope, I refuse
Gdammit lmao
Jon really just hopped on that dragon and no one cares
When's Sandor going to fuck Sansa already
HOLY FUCK LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING IS HAPPENING
This PLEASE
she looks like a mix of slav/bong
and she still looks like she's 13-15, fucking disgusting inbred bong genes
dissapointed but not surprised so far
He's with the elephants.
>OUR QUEEN
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
They don't have access to the teleporting technology everyone else has.
>BEND THE KNEE WHITE BOY OR I'LL KILL YOUR FAMILY
>YAAAAAAAS QUEEN
I DONT LIKE THIS
WHY IS THE DRAGON QUEEN TALKING LIKE A TEENAGER AND SMILING SHYLY WHILE A THE KING OF THE NORTH SUFFERS?
AM I WATCHING A TEENAGE HIGH SCHOOL ROMCOM HERE?
A FUCKING JOKE
>those dragon reaction shots
disney tier
yeah, what a complete bitch
SUMMON THE ELECTOR KOTS
DRAGONS ARE KEKS NOW
these dialogues are reality-tv tier
Yea Forums said it would be shit but you're never right about anything
Sansa should've sealed the deal before Jon went to go see Daenerys.
>when the knee bends
Thats actually impossible and you know it
>You look good
>You love her
Wow cutting dialogue
I hate this eunuch fuck.
will the dragons fuck dany?
>Crying like a woman at the news of his families death
He had to shame them even in the end.
They blew a valuable episode out of seven for this snooze-worthy soap drama shit
unironically no
Star Wars fans are the worst, newfriend.
Fuck this shit, I'm going to play CK2 GOT mod and kill Targ fucking shits as Bobby B.
>cut to the next scene as soon as the dialogue gets interesting
people respect you if you ride a dragon. You are one of only 2 people alive who have ridden a dragon.
Can anyone list the important leaks, for some of us autistics ?
The only things that have happened so far are
>Theon rescuing Yara
>Jaime arriving in the north
>the golden company arriving in Westeros
>le fingr in le bum xd
Jon Snow and Sansa are the only redeemable actors this entire episode, what in the actual fuck
>Samwell on screen
stream muted
So this episode nothing happens, and all they do is have characters run into eachother for the L O R E
Sansa needs to calm the fuck down. She's on constant pms
What did Qyburn want Bronn to do again?
why does sansa look like she just smoked a fat blunt this episode
Was Sam jerking off in the basement?
JAIME MEETS BRAN AT THE ENDING
JAIME MEETS BRAN AT THE ENDING
JAIME MEETS BRAN AT THE ENDING
JUST SAW IT ON HBO
This is a build up.
A big build up.
Please let it be a big build up.
>I'm so sorry your whole family died, but we need to win this war lmao
Jon is such a shit friend and human being too
>AYYYYY SPEAKING OF TARLYS
He's finding the Northwest Passage
>How do you answer for your crimes?
>LITTLEFINGER?!?!?
>Did you brend the knee to save the north?
>OR BECAUSE YOU LOVE HER
flanderized
I would give it another shot. I really enjoy Bob Odenkirk's acting, so I don't really mind when the show is slow
Does this really feel like something that took double the time of the other seasons to make?
Is he going to explain the incest?
POOR BOY
>no she's much prettier
HOW DO THEY HAVE TIME FOR USELESS IN-FIGHTING SHIT I JUST WANT CGI BATTLES ALREADY HOLY FUCK STOP PRETENDING THERE'S ANY SUBTLETY LEFT
Out of six
This is so fucking boring. I actually miss the days Sand Snakes, Sansa being raped, and Stannis’s character assassination.
YOU HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS RIGHT NOW
YOU HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS RIGHT NOW
YOU HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS RIGHT NOW
YOU HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS RIGHT NOW
People who mistake arrogance for confidence, snarkiness for wit, and a "I win" button for honest victory.
So, why haven't Bran told Jon about his parents yet?
>I burned your family alive
Is THIS your queen?
Um, why is Sam mad? His father was horrible to him.
LMFAO
THE TRUTH HURTS
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
remainder that (((they))) are doing it just for the moneys
>dermatologist dandy getting landed
Kingdom? Pff
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IT'S OUT BROS
THEY ACTUALLY SOUND LIKE OBLIVION CHARACTERS HOLY SHIT
Eragon (the first book, not the horrible sequel books) was teenage fiction kino. It's unironically a great book, no matter how hard it rode the "Hero's Journey" template.
Sam kill this bitch for the love of god.
>There must be something I could give you
>Askign the neckbeard
What a cunt
>not having rich parents with a cable subscription they don’t use
Even worse then
THE LEAKS ARE TRUE
FUCK IM CRYING FOR MY BOY
>Jon in complete denial
boring shit
>and Sansa
How?
She was planning to ride Jon's dick for a crown of her own and now she can't do that.
I knew this was coming but I feel bad for Sammy damn
This show is pure cringe
So it begins
Murder Jaime and Tyrion with a crossbow.
Is anyone else disappointed so far? Dialogue is subpar. Everything feels rushed. It feels like a generic fantasy tv show, not the epic GOT we all fell in loved with.
JON BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RIP BILLY BONES
and my hoss, fat son
STAB THAT BITCH SAM
DO IT FOR MY BOY DICKON
SAM
DESERVES
BETTER
I like my Tarly Medium-Rare
THANK YOU
>Gendry and Aryas baby has more claim to the thrown then whatever abomination Jon and Danarys make
Is Dany a fucking psycho?
Kill her Sam
>Thank you for killing my family your grace
Jon "Hoes Over Bros" Snow
All the women in this show are cunts.
Dany is such a murderous psycho
SHANSHA PLEASE
YOUR BROTHER IS DOING THE MOST SENSIBLE THING
SHANSHA PLEASE
WHY THE FUCK WOULD SAM EVEN CARE
It is, FOR MORE NIGGERS
>Jon Snow is cucking out due to pussy
based
kek
No...
What were the leaks?
>CRYING LIKE A BITCH
STRANGLE HER YOU FAT KEK
>mfw when waiting for an old friend
This is exactly what i was expecting desu.
>Leia is my sister
>Would she do the same?
sam the slayer will kill the mad queen and save westeros
>mfw I finally got to watch GOT with with my bros on Yea Forums
It's been fun, brethren
Big payoff yes
TREASON? How the fuck is it treason?
Yeah, that's been pissing me off. The answers are important, but they cut away because LOL QUIP.
>implying he's dead
the army of the dead should be at winterfell by now, they move slower than fucking gendry running 100 miles back to the wall.
Are you implying you wouldn't fuck pic related or something?
Its feels like a fucking fan service all those reunions when the fucking undead are comming
"i'm not his brother" damn dude
THE MOMENT WEVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR
KILL HER SAMWELL YOU KEK
This and the men are bitches
>tfw KING MANLET le feminist
So far this episode, Dany has smirked at terrified peasants as they flee from her dragons, threatened to literally kill Sansa, bullied Jon into writing a dragon, and borderline taunted Sam for the loss of his father and brother.
If this is who women admire then what can we conclude from this?
Hopefully Sam rapes and kills this roastie
This is nothing new.
BREAK THE WHEEL
>can you melt obsidian and cast etc etc
he's right tho
he's his cousin
YOU LOOK GOOD
If Sam kills her in this season I will scream and clap jumping out of my window.
seedin'
Keep safe, mates
JAIME MEETS BRAN AT THE ENDING. I'M FROM THE FUTURE
Because they can’t just copy the books anymore lmoa
Has anybody noticed how formulaic the dialogue is? For 90% of this episode it's been Character X clearly says one short sentence stone-faced, then Character Y clearly says one short sentence in the same manner, back and forth, nonstop. Nobody speaks like this in real life. People elucidate and include perhaps other-than-relevant information in actual dialogue, vary in tone and expression. What the fuck is this shit?
I think the actors are capable of more. This is just bad directing and bad screenwriting.
>btw i burnt your dad and brother to death
I could only be disappointed if I didn’t call this shit several seasons ago. If this is your confirmation this show is bad and last season wasn’t, you’re a bandwagoning pleb
It's time to tell Jon the truth... ABOUT THE RAPE.
uh oh
oh god time for the BIG REVEAL
that's not treason..
They’ll go back to praising it when a big battle happens.
Why are they there
Are we really not getting a swordfight this episode?
>I killed your father and brother
>t-thank you y-your grace
is this as cucked as it gets?
OH NO NO NO
>i'm not x
NOTHING
IS
HAPPENING
shut up bran
Post the damn LEAKS
LMAO THIS IS SO EPIC SISTERS
It's a new one.
JON WAS A KANG
Sam killing Dany may actually redeem this show
>he says, as they walk toward a sword fight
anyone else getting wierd drum rolls for half a second? Is it the stream?
THE RAPE, SANSA
Have you seen season 7?
>they killed off stannis for this whore
This series truly is dark and depressing :^)
the wall is pure cringe now
Is john fucking pussy whipped?
I'M TELLING YOU NIGGER. HBO LEAKED IT IN SOUTHAMERICA
Seriously though we're not really meant to think Dany would be a good leader, right?
UMCL BENJI
I still want to strip her naked.
I still would
based
Seriously, just don't tell him about his stupid family heritage. Its dumb. Its dumb and just skip it, it doesn't add shit to this story, fucking hell just fuck off.
THAT WAS THE FUCKING EPISODE?
That Jon turnaround is something out of a fucking TES game.
Dany just brings Sam in to tell him "I killed your Dad, lol. Thanks for saving my back up guy."
What the fuck are they doing?
underrated
Its literally capeshit dialogue.
>Sam's incel rage, total misogynist
Yikes
>I stayed up until 3am for this
It’s not even fun in a bad way it’s just fucking boring
Jaime my Boy!
JON IS A KEK
Based Sam dropping the truth bombs
Jesus everyone's pissing on Sam
KEK THE MAGIC DRAGON
ah-bloo-bloo
Do I hear bloodborne sound effects?
>It's like my dogs when I bring a man home!
This is walking dead tier
>I'VE ALWAYS HAD BLUE EYES
based aryan tormund
ummm sweaty?
>you've never been a bastard
uhm sweatie yes he is, doesn't matter if the thot was of noble blood or not
How convenient, all the regulars alive!
kill him sam
He's still a bastard
jesus christ
HE FINNA BE KING NOWWWWW
Why does this have a sticky? Didn't GOT go to shit seasons ago?
>that umber scream
Who else not watching the show just reading the thread here
Ayy Snow, she killed my faddah and bruddah, on muh muddah, kilt'em
yeah, okay. I didn't expect him to start screaming
its literally the point of the entire fucking show moron
>JON WOULD GIVE UP HIS CROWN TO SAVE THE KINGDOM
>DANY IS TOO POWER HUNGRY AND EGOTISTICAL SO SHE WOULDNT
Finally! It won't be women are perfect and YASS QUEEN! The show will get back to character based problems and actual plot not just catering to women taking over.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
KING OF THE BLOODY SEVEN KINGDOMS
Is my idea or the dialogue is pretty lazy.
;n;
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I've wondered this from the start... Dany has always seemed like a psychopath.
The general idea of Game of Thrones or rather A Song of Ice and Fire was that despite having fantasy shit like Dragons, Giants, Ice zombies and slight mystical/magic undertones, it was fair grounded in reality of the middle ages for everything else.
This shit is trash.
DUN DUN DUUUUUUN
Haha holy fuck
Screaming wall boy saved this episode
ITS TREASON, THEN
This is fucking stupid.
was this scene made specifically for furries
AAAAHHHHHHH THIS NIGGA FUCKED HIS SISTER
They were legally married.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
His mother and father were married in secret. He is legally a true-born son, not a bastard.
Suddenly I'm hungry for crab legs.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>varys calls the magician that castrated him in the box his "old friend"
>bran was waiting for "an old friend", jaimie
P O T T E R Y
O
T
T
E
R
Y
BRAVO D&D
R
A
V
O
D
&
D
>sam is the most based character on the show
unexpected twist
did you rike it
Making it so Jon isn't a bastard ruins his story. It does. Fuck this super secret prince bullshit, this is dimestore fantasy crap.
here
Jamie riding in
ITS TREASON, THEN
ARARARAARAAAGHHH
She’s the only one with non shitty dialogue besides the “because you love her” bit, overall she’s successfully played the moody distrustful bitch opposed to literally everyone else who has cheesy cookie cutter teen drama dialogue. Fuck they even made the hound sound like a giant goof puff
Based Sam
>this episode
me too fren
>doesn't appreciate a good dick joke
what are you, a woman?
BASED INCEL SAM
ITS TREASON THEN
Right here.
>Its literally nothing
What a premiere
Wait what? How did the Umber boy get to the Wall, he was literally just at Winterfell wasn't he? Or is this some other Umber kid
ONLY MEN ARE FIT TO RULE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I haven't kept up with the earlier seasons so yeah
why is john snow talking like batman
Killt em
Simple as
That's it?
It was fucking nothin
where can i see them?
Daenerys is worst girl, hope she dies really, Sam must stab her.
welcome to season 1
Undead confirmed for Slavs.
name? she looks retarded and i love it
Why would she? Everyones treating her like shes smart and has ever done anything now that everyone who knows how useless she is is dead.
this download speed is fucking sad
All this drama about titles and true kings... niggas the fucking zombie horde is upon you!
Me, stopped halfway through season 5, just checking for tyrion news
LIVE STREAM LINKS RIGHT ERE BOYOS
reddit.com
it's been super lazy ever since they got ahead of the books
Please more
worst than season 7 jesus christ i didn't think this was possible
Jon doesn't seem to realize he fucked his auntie
Maybe light one fire? Pretty sure the dead know when the living are around
Oh shit that was a swatstika
WHy is Jaime at Winterfell? What happened to him in the last episode?
WTF IS THIS KID SCREAMING SHIT
Fucking awful
Not to mention it was about a title and a lineage not making you worthy of ruling. For Jon to have genealogy come in as Deus ex machina to justify his ability to rule is straight up Naruto Star Wars tier bullshit
Didn't do the same thing with Cersei last season? Every one before that she's the stupid shitkid of Tywin's brood and then suddenly everyone's bending the knee and the plot pretends her genius plan of hiring a mercenary pirate has devastating consequences
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY STILL AT CASTLE BLACK
That look of knowing on Jaime's face goddamn so good
Yasss king slayer
NOTHING HAPPENED WHAT THE FUCK THIS SI WORST THAN I IMAGINED
GODS THAT WAS FUCKING BORING. I SHIT MYSELF
Rheagar was already married to Elia Martell.
Jon status:
[x] Bastard
[ ] Legitimate
Literally awful episode with the only important thing being the end
Can't take back loads once spent, no point fussing over it.
It's time for Jon to relinquish his titles and let a woman rule
jesus christ that was shittiest fake crying by sams actor
Right here. I'm too poor to have hbo and too lazy to find a stream, so here I am.
The other episodes are going to feel rushed as fuck if they dragged out this nonsense in the first episode for 50 minutes
SMUG BRAN CHUCKLES SOFTLY
what was that thing they lit on fire?
why is jaime meeting bran significant
I don't even remember this shit
Someone please post the fucking leaks
Yo I can't see shit
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I HURT MY SELF TODAY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
WTF WAS THAT SHIT
>also no money for direwolves
>dude it's the Middle Ages so everyone's a sociopath
fuck off it was always edgy bullshit
LITERALLY SEASON 5 TIER OF NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENING HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE
Sam looks like the onions meme
GREAT BIG TITS YOU COULD BURY YER FACE IN
just get a free month at hbo?
>THAT'S IT
>THAT'S THE WHOLE EPISODE
AHAHAHAHAHA
>Jamie meeting Bran
2/10 episode but I liked the ending.
He left Cersei to go north.
I had low expectations, but holy shit this was bad
NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED
>tfw his autistic screech is burned forever in your mind
>that was it
wtf
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
40 MINUTES
>40 MINUTES
40 MINUTES
>40 MINUTES
40 MINUTES
>40 MINUTES
40 MINUTES
>40 MINUTES
da king in da kingdoms
>that ending
oh nonononononono
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Based 14/18 Tormund
I miss Osha.
What the fuck is Bran even doing. Did he ask someone to just push him out there and then told them to run and hide while he sits there looking autistic?
>ep ended
Absolutely fucking terrible. They're spending way too much time on fucking nothing trying to build up suspense and it's failing.
Blue eyed ubermemsch
wait is each episode 1:30?
jaime made bran into a cripple
so this is how GOT dies
Yup. Read the books years ago, stopped watching the show after season 3. Ironically I was the biggest fan in the beginning, making all of the viewing threads on Yea Forums.
jaime tried to murder bran in s01x01 when he saw them incest fucking
>5 episodes left
Well it was fucking cringe but I don't regret getting up for this. Thank you to streambros.
He said fuck Cersei and rode off maybe with some Lannister troops or by himself because fuck zombies
He pushed him from the tower and basically started the war
Alright, that's house Umber extinct. Man, the power vacuum that all these extinct houses are gonna leave in Westeros is truly ebin
how did Bran become a cripple?
It shouldn't be. The whole "chosen one" bullshit is my least favorite plot line in... anything. Fuck your super secret special backstory, fuck your wish fulfillment, Game of Thrones used to be what happens when reality ensues in a fantasy environment. Now its just the same as every other "you are special only you can save the world" unimaginative crapbucket.
Jaime pushed Bran
Also Azor Jaime
>15 minutes left
>nothing but fan service and filling characters in on shit the viewer already knows
oh nevermind i remember now jaime pushed his ass out the window
disregard
Same here
RATE THIS EPISODE OUT OF 10
The marriage was annulled by the High Septon. Did you fucking pay attention at all to last season's last episode?
RATE THE EPISODE
no you mongoloid. He fucked his fathers sister
>they were legally married
>he was already married
yeah, she's a ho
where's the rest of the episode?
Which is undercut by Littlefinger's intrigue "advice" in the show being
>just imagine everything that could happen lmao
>Ciaraposting
5
An old friend is waiting for him
>9.9 on imdb
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
oy vey evil burning swastika
>beric is still alive
oh yeah
NOTHING
HAPPENED
>blue eyes haha ive got to subtweet this
Holy shit this is awful LMAO
Fucking lmao, Bollywood makes better dialogue
>Literally nothing
Thanks, I guess.
Weren't all the episodes this season supposed to be 90 minutes?
EDD
>EDD
EDD
>EDD
Azor Jamie confirmed
I thought Jon was Daenerys' uncle
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
4/10
PISS/SHIT
5/10
very ROUGH start
Damn that actually spooked me a little bit.
First line was about balls/10
and that basically started the war
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Their main cool wine aunt and reddit audience
Does everyone know at this point that Cersei and Jaime fuck each other
2/10
...
>dynasty get's btfo and cedes throne to another family
>hurr durrff hurr grandchild of retard that lost the throne IZZ DAA TRUUU KING
literal autism, nobody would ever say that, he has 0 claim to the fucking throne, the fatman and double D are autistic for ever fucking repeating this. This pisses me off so much. It'd be like thinking Joe Biden could become President if Trump had to step down. It's fuckign retarded.
2/10
cute uguu~ dragon shot, everything else was shit
Top kek, this is exactly it, bravo user
THE NIGHT KING IS HITLER
2/10
one fucking death so far this season
he got vaxxed
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This was an episode?
1
At least we got some good dany/jon moments :^)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Thatwasit?/10
dr. jaime, i'm three-eyed crow
>NAZI IMAGERY
WOKE
BRAVO DABID
shit writing
7/10
I'm drinking and I found the cheese hilarious
>THAT SCREAM
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
Season 1 Episode 1 was the last time they were face to face
I'm just waiting on my food, then starting the episode
Lmao this is the show that normies think its high art and elegant bullshit? This is capeshit tier lol
Nothing happened lads
Alright anons lets stop acting surprised, we all knew it was going to be fucking garbage anyways, the fact that it's now even worse shouldn't surprise you anons, it was shit once they passed the books. There was never any hope for this fucking series after (((D&D))) decided it'd be great to have an empowered female protagonist. Just read the books if you want to see the story properly continued (but don't because GRRM can go fuck himself).
This season thee episodes are 80 minutes.
Just say aunt.
If they don’t SUBVERT EXPECTATIONS and kill Jon, Dany, and whatever shithead slithering fetus is in Dany’s belly, this series is officially dead forever. No legacy, just a silly outgrowth of culture. It’ll be friends tier in 20 years. Cap this.
Genuine 2/10
>middle school humour
>plot went barely anywhere
>wooden acting
>building tension that doesn't feel tense
>rushed save of Yara
>boring dragon ride
Swastika?
The desinerd ones
Abou as much content as a 500 episode chilean soap opera, Hey boys, dialogue is cheap.
incel BTFO
>
that shriek was nightmare fuel
How does Jamie get into the inner part of Winterfell without being stopped and someone recognizing him?
I thought it was supposed to be longer?
Did Jon not only cuck 2 dragons but also fucked their mom right in front of them?
>15 minutes left
It's over already user. How are you watching this?
Honestly, wtf was that. Felt like I watched half an episode. Open any random Sopranos episode and you'd get more content in the first 20 minutes alone.
Bran is going get push out of his wheelchair right?
3/10
yeah apart from the word usage there is no connection. Varys and Bran has had 0 interaction.
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wat
alright, just hit credits
ratings right now
6/10
>absolutely NOTHING happened
>5 episodes left of the series
OH NO NO NO NO
BBAAAAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAH
is that Braun Strowman?
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Alright.
Alright build up.
5 out of 10. Need to see more.
I wanna see more.
this was the worst shit
>IMAGINE PAYING FOR THIS SHIT
>IMAGINE PAYING FOR THIS SHIT
>IMAGINE PAYING FOR THIS SHIT
>IMAGINE PAYING FOR THIS SHIT
>IMAGINE PAYING FOR THIS SHIT
WHAT A WASTE OF AN HOUR
"Didn't I push you out of a window?"
it was a normal length got episode. wtf happened to well over an hr each episode. THIS SHOW IS GAY
I for one liked the night king's taste for art. Also the fact that the white hair bitch might not get what she wants.
trash episode
Yooo
YO
YOOOOOOOO
Jaime looking at Bran actually kino
>literally nothing
>now only 5 episodes left
the fuck were they thinking?
TORRENT WHERE???
0. They didn't even try
Was that the Umber boy?
Remember when Lannisters were blonde?
>nothing happens
>5 episodes left
BROS
reach is a toothbrush
>you lived to see GoT become a romcom
The beginning sequence that mirrored S1E1 was kino.
Admit it.
2/10
Did joss whedon write the quips for this season?
I really really wanted to like this episode. damn.
4/10
Only the last 4 episodes of the season will be longer.
LITERALLY NOTHING
THIS EPISODE IS BOOOOAAARRRRRING
Holy Shit that was a really long teaser!
AND HE WAS A GOOD FRIEND
I hated the new opening sequence.
>replacing the map with the basement of buildings
>no more "lens change" mid sequence
>Fuck this super secret prince bullshit, this is dimestore fantasy crap.
They now have to subvert it.
well boys thats the episode
god this was hard to watch, marathoning the first few seasons a while back was a mistake
Wow it's fuckning nothing
WHO DAFUQ WROTE THIS CHEAP JUMPSCARE?
You fags said they had NOTHING BUT BIG BATTLES FOR THE REST OF THE SERIES AND YOU LIED TO ME
>take two years for six episodes
>couldn’t even give us another 30 minutes so the plot could go fucking somewhere
This man this show is so shit now.
Is now a god time to rewatch the series?
AZOR JAIME
6, tv is tv. nothing special
where the fuck is the torrent link
oy gevalt dont say that word goy its ebil and burning like the KKK
it's burning swastikas
So, the Deadwood movie is coming out soon. At least there's something to be hyped about still....
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's the signal, gamers rise up!
No, that was like 45 lol
I'm just reading because my ex wanted me to watch GOT with her before she broke up with me, we never did, and I'm enjoying watching you all shit on it because I guarantee she's watching it
Check the twitter hashtag, full of beyonce gifs, only niggers have an iq low enough to enjoy this
Oh Hey squirt How ya been?
How did they fuck up the Hound Arya reunion that badly?
Remember when Jaqen hit Arya when she said she hated the Hound and wanted him dead, implying that that was a lie and her feelings about him were more complex than that? Now they feel nothing toward each other and she really did want him dead when she left him behind. God fuck you Dabid, at least remember the shit that you write
TWO YEARS FOR THAT
wait i thought these were going to be 90 minute episodes
I just realized people paid shekels for HBO whatever to watch that today.
HOUSE GLOVER SHALL STAND BEHIND HOUSE STARK AS WE HAVE FOR 1000 YEARS
lol jk
Feels like most of the cast is fucking over it desu.
>it's literally nothing
First half 3/10
Second half 8/10
I just came here to say, fuck GoT, fuck niggers, and fuck jannies
>episode started late
>ended early
>nothing happened
Remember Jaime?
>posting pictures of GreekGodX
also 1/10
What did I miss bros? Not sure I can make it through another season but I wanna shitpost
>no white walking
Why even bother
Oh, and the incel fat fuck is lord of something now.
GOD DAMN I FUCKING HATE SANSA WHY IS SHE SUCH A BITCH ALL THE TIME
u deaf?
ITS TREASON THEN
>doesn't read a single other post ITT
So, it was bad.
BASED SCREAMING WALL CHILD
yes indeed
2/10 because Jon was reunited with Arya for two seconds and because of the screaming boi
okay, this is based
It was bretty okay.
Nothing happens the film. Imagine getting hyped for this
WHY DO THEY HAVE TO QUIP IN EVERY DIALOGUE EXCHANGE?
>this fucking shitshow of a series
This show is so retarded
3/10
after TWO FUCKING YEARS of waiting...
>A FUCKING JUMP SCARE
FUCK YOU D&D! I'M DONE WITH YOUR SHITTY SHOW
7.5/10. This shit board is full.of assholes piling on.
WHEN'S THE NEXT EPISODE fag/got/t's ?
the denial
/OURGUYS/ reaction when?
HOLY SHIT JON JON JON!!!!
>stay back he has blue eyes
>i always have blue eyes
10/10 writing
nothing happened
90% of fucking episode is a meaningless fucking fan service with shit dialogues and then last 5 fucking minutes are meaningful with a cliff hanger of course
FUCK OFFF
he pushed him out a fucking window when he was 10 putting him in that wheel chair
man i thought these were going to be 2 hours each, how are they gonna wrap this shit up with 5 episodes left that are less than an hour each
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
it would be kino if they didn't take up half the episode for that. only 5 left. fucking ridiculous the amount they have to wrap up
Fantastic bloody episode, can't wait for the next. 8.75/10, well worth the wait.
HAVE SEX
of course the 1st episode would just be characters who havent seen each other in a long time catching up
> boop on the nosie
5/10
didn't they say that the episodes were gonna be longer than an hour each?
The only good acting in this shit episode.
I'm glad Euron got some pussy at least.
LITERALLY
NOTHING
HAPPENED
SPOILERS ARE TRUE.
This - its rushed and phoned in as fuck. That Yara scene was a prime example.
It was sóy kino at best
Even if we go by Robert's line of succession Jon is heir.
Cersei has the throne but no one except Kings Landing recognizes her.
>literally nothing happened
>tv is tv
Do you mean to say that a television show can never truly be good? Because I agree
was hardly a jumpscare, his eyes opened and were blue during the conversation right before it
imagine being invested in this normalfag tier garbage
4/10
>jumpscare
>you can see it coming by 10 seconds before it happens
*AUTISTIC SCREECHING*
lmao
>dude it's the Middle Ages so everyone's a sociopath
Literally yes. You seem to be a sheltered retard with no conception of the reality of man.
now this I can get behind
at this point just insert Nazis with flammenwerfers into the show, it would instantly improve
THE RAPE JAIME
IT WAS BEAUTIFUL
G A M E O F T H R O N E S
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The ending was solid the whole episode though
>Jaime facing a room full of people who want to kill him
Next episode looks good
Me in the middle
This
Desu
The king should be Jaime
the chubby whore was cute
No Elephants/10
So jon snow fucked her aunt?
they could only show the sam and jon scene and dint waste our time
It's implied he can warg into his own body to push himself retard.
Who the fuck was that? What the fuck happened? I looked away for like five seconds.
>First episode is literally nothing
Oh boy the pace of this season is going to be hell
Sam was the only good part.
Arya being ugly is in character tho?
>6 episodes to wrap everything up
>NOTHING HAPPENS
DANBOO AND DRABEL DO IT AGAIN BRAVO A TRIUMPH
only half decent scene in the episode.
5/10
3/10
THIS EPISODE'S DIRECTOR WAS A DUMB BOAR WITH A FAT ARSE
YOU LOOK GOOD
Are there more leaks, or just episode 1 lol?
ONLY SEVEN EPISODES:
>LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENS IN EPISODE 1
LITERALLY NOTHING
>LITERALLY NOTHING
LITERALLY NOTHING
>LITERALLY NOTHING
LITERALLY NOTHING
>LITERALLY NOTHING
LITERALLY NOTHING
>LITERALLY NOTHING
LITERALLY NOTHING
>LITERALLY NOTHING
LITERALLY NOTHING
>LITERALLY NOTHING
>The more Jaime strays from his family, the less golden are his hairs
WHAT DID DABID MEAN BY THIS?
WHAT THE FUCK WERE THE SPOILERS
>mfw thought they were crab legs
Here
I mean seriously Cersei sits on the stupid throne now
Show can’t all of a sudden care about succession
absolutely nothing. euron came back and had le sexy time with cersi, everyone else went north
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE NIGHT KING IS A FUCKING NAZI
Honestly Hot Pie poking his chubby cheeks out from the kitchen and joking to Arya about how the gravy is important would have fit into this shit episode.
3/10
IT WAS SO HYPE WHEN JON WAS RIDING THE DRAGON OMFG
>only significant plot development is Jaime and Bran seeing each other
Do we really have time for filler there’s only 6 fucking episodes.
5/10
someone shop screaming pepe on the dead kid
This is the last time GRRM wrote about Daenerys
The night king is literally hitler
Did they actually think this looked good?
But how
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING ELEPHANTS
this
Pizza gate dog whistle to the elites
Aka ‘Skippy’
>got premier
>only 1000 replies
cool episode. 50 minutes of reuniting characters and checking in on them, and a few dealing with something actually relevant to the plot
2 years for this dogshit
SOMEONE LINK THE LEAKS BEFORE I PISS MESELF
how to stream this?
What a fucking waste of time.
That wasn't Lenna at the start, right?
Stop pretending like you don't know that the first few episodes set up the whole season.
Well that was kinda a boring start, but ffs finally someone told Jon.
That was the most obvious setup ever
that was it?
Actually, im a little.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>5/10
Trying to tie up too many story points, but the dragon ride and the zombie boy were cool.
1/10
>quips everywhere
>smug waman
>sansa apparently is some badass startegist and now some dumb kid now
>cringy romance scenes
>nothing fucking happened
>nazi imagery
ty to whoever posted the muchoflix stream it was way better than suptv
REEEEEEEE
Someone give me the spoilers so I canfuck off with this series
at least she's not sucking dany's cock like everyone else
7.5? So what, every Sopranos, Deadwood, Rome episode should be at least a 10/10? Makes no sense these ratings...
now you know how bookfags feel
>DUDE BOOK 5 WILL HAVE TWO MAJOR BATTLES LMAO
>OH WAIT THAT'S THE NEXT BOOK LMAO I PROMISE
>8 YEARS LATER...
Game of Thrones: Season 8: Episode 1: "Exposition"
it's when a woman does something "badass" (in reality is something fucking stupid) exemple HURR DURR "NOT KING IN THE NORTH" EVEN IF THE FUCKING DEAD COME TO FUCK OUR ASSES
how did these two fucking b and b hacks annihilate the source material so badly
they can't write for shit
will Jamie push him out his wheelchair??????
tyrion betrays everyone at kings landing and is then executed
Fug the part with the Umber kid was kind of spooky
For me the last hope of this show is the succession crisis between Jon and Dany that they alluded to
>7.5/10
literally who?
>Everyone meets each other The Episode
>No Sandor meeting Sansa scene
For what purpose