Hey big boy, what can I get you?

Can I get your phone number?

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6 inches isnt that bad

Your panties

I can't do flips on an empty stomach.

she looks like joseph gordon levitt

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It's her brother dumbass

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ROBERT

One date with you to bypass this no singles policy

*schlup*
MWAAAAH

A small pepsi for me and two pairs of extra thick socks for yourself pour favor.

YOU’RE NOT ROBERT!

Brie Larson has the worst case of Code Lyoko forehead i have seen in years, except this chick

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Here's the deal bud: life is what you make it. There are people living in unbelievable poverty in third world countries who are happy as fuck with nothing, eating bugs and shit. It's totally within your power to enjoy whatever life you have and improve your situation whatever it may be. You can either make an effort, or just give up like a faggot. It's always your choice, but killing yourself is absolutely pathetic and makes you a huge asshole. Just stuff to think about.

What, you wanna be the next Robert, huh?

You've literally never truely experience suffering for an extended period of time and those people you've just mentioned usually have an incredibly high suicide rate. Just stuff to think about.

one sippy straw for the bow of butter in the bathroom, lots of slurping to do oh my oh my!
*crunches on crab leg*

>taking a black man's job
Not very progressive of you Bree
Give me back Robert

reminder that brie has patrician surfer feet with advanced tier finger toes. They were NOT made to be crammed into stupid idiot heels. They were made for picking up pens and underwear and brachiation in tree branches.

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Why is she so angry all the fucking time?

user, I'm right here, you must have been hallucinating

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n-nani?

>makes you a huge asshole
Not him, but how do you figure?

nothing personnel kid

My brother was the person I was closest to in this world. He was killed in a car accident a few years ago. I was clinically depressed and on medication for a while, didn't go to work, lost my job, didn't see any point in living, got fat, was basically in hell. You don't know a goddamn thing about what I or anyone else has been through, and you sure hell aren't special in your suffering.
Grow the fuck up and get the fuck over it.

please paint a meme about it first and then reevaluate the decision.

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Heh... You're getting better Robert

Assuming you have family, killing yourself basically ruins their lives and gives them irreversible psychological damage.

w-what did you do to Brie???

is this true
i measured recently, girls always said it was pretty good but i thought they were just being nice

Ah shut up you whiny queer

why is tony romo sad? he has so much to be happy about!

Mines 5.5 and I've never had any complaints, only compliments. Girls don't care about dick size unless you have a micropenis or they're huge sluts.

>Attention all Kinoplex visitors, this screening of Captain Marvel has been CANCELED!. Blade Runner 2049 will now be shown on this theater screen.
>Thank you for understanding, now let's get back to the kino!

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two tickets to Shazam, please

>loses one family member
>gets depressed over it
Yeah, you wouldn't make it if you actually had to suffer.

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1.5 below average, but ok

>tony romo
>jimmy kimmel
>sargon of akkad

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kek
fuck you

>muh pissing contest
fagget

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damn user, does a person have to go through Apocalypto for you to consider it suffering? Get real my man.

Well go on and share with the class, don't keep us in suspense

Ah, thank god you're still here, Robert. I'd like two orders of crab legs, please.

>they're huge sluts
see, that's my issue.

Good.

Top ten fall from graces.

>big boy

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lmao all women are whores lmao

Oh the irony.

Please go back to plebbit cuck.

then why are you a virgin?

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>gatekeeping suffering
>triggering incels
based

>ruins their lives and gives them irreversible psychological damage.

Life is what you make of it though. If he kills himself his family can just get the fuck over it and not be whiny bitches.

whinston churchill: would you sleep with me for 10 quid?
fancy lady: "no!"
windston churchill: how about 1000000000 quid
fancy lady: well...
wincest churchill: haha you're a whore, we're just settling on a price now, aren't we? lol

Two tickets for captain marvel please. One of the tickets is for you *wink* And I'll have a large bucket of half popcorn, half nachos and do you have any sodas bigger than 100 oz?

the tranny checklist

would you suck a dick for $100,000?

Yeah, knowingly and voluntarily causing significant suffering for people who care about you didn't make you an asshole at all.
Fuck everything lol nothing matters except me and my gay ass problems kek nobody understands my pain lmao I'm so special

only if it was livestreamed to a notary
i wouldn't want the succee to wiggle out of the deal

If it was clean, disease free, and nobody but the two of us would ever know about it

Based and redpilled
>waaahh you’ve n-never suffered like me!
Faggot, grow a pair and adjust yourself

I don't have that kind of money

HARLOTS!

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Lmao I'm not. How could anyone be? I literally pay strong, independent, future doctors, lawyers, and engineers to rub their tits and pussy in my face every week, then I pay a little bit more to fuck em. This clown world is amazing, the trick to not being a virgin is not being poor.

some confidence please.

Based Robert

based

>ywn get quench your thirst with her underboob sweat

yeah we got rentals everywhere, it's great

Don't make fun of redit robert!

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Incredibly based and uplifting post

waka waka!

Reminder that using a whore/stripper to lose your virginity only half-counts. You got the peen in the vagene, but you still have yet to actually court a woman and have real, mutual sex.

I'll suck on dem titties

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>actually court a woman
yike and oofspilled

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Where the fuck is Tyrel?

Get me robert

One shower pass please.

would you suck a dick for $1 million mexican no shower after picking strawberries?

$10 million HIV state prison on 30 year sentence nigger dick swallow it all?

Keep in mind like 5-10% of white people are immune and if you keep up with your meds you can live a 99% normal, full, life.

ow cut myself on the edge

>Court
Yeah, na. I get more satisfaction having a beautiful woman choke on my cock with mascara and spit running down her chin, while she thinks "I only have to do this for one more year, then I'll be a high paid doctor!"

Do it then you fucking pussy. Stop crying about it on a taiwanese cross knitting forum

Robert my man!

Don't worry I have a date to get past the no singles policy she's just meeting up with me later kek

I'll take some crab legs and kino corn for my falcon. Extra butter on both!

I better take a bullet proof vest too. Don't want another incident like the last kinoplex! Designated shooter missed half the theatre and got escorted to the popcorn mines for 3 months!!

Hopefully I pass penis inspection in the showers and don't get sent to the manlet pits kek

Can't forget my theatre anvil!

And Robert my man! Watch out for those wet floors!!

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