/got/ general

fucking weeb gen posters. at least add the previous thread link, you faggot
youtube.com/watch?v=cejwmJHS_TU

So are cock merchants really a thing or...

Do you not understand english?
Why ruin kino with text?

Dubs decides what character I fap to while we wait for the episode

nigger

first 50 minutes of episode leaked
>pscp.tv/w/1vAxRWZVRqkKl
pscp.tv/w/1vAxRWZVRqkKl
>pscp.tv/w/1vAxRWZVRqkKl
pscp.tv/w/1vAxRWZVRqkKl
>pscp.tv/w/1vAxRWZVRqkKl

SPOILER: It's shit

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stannis

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Give me a meme to impress my normie friends

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>souten kouro
>english

ok... idiot

1.) When does the episode drop?
2.) I can't decide whether I should just drop $$ on HBO or pirate it. I got an angry letter early this year for pirating so I stopped.
3.) Will HBO have the episode up immediately as it airs? Will I watch it live?

I just want all the facts bros.

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Just rewatching the episode on which they turned the dragon into an ice zombie
Seriously what the fuck was that

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NOTHING HAPPENED SHIT EPISODE

24th for Sandor Clegane

If you could write one sex scene into the show, no matter if the characters are dead or how unrealistic it is, what would you write?

Melly

>doesn't have a vpn in the year of our lords 300 AC

nothing ever happens in ep1

Shireen

>meat, cheese, and crackers
being eaten
>bourbon
poured
>pizza
ready to go in oven

who here ready

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Quickly skimmed through it, there was some plot leaks from a while back that seem to be spot on. I'll have to find them again.

Thanks gurm

Seriously?

Just go on kissanime bro

The epitome of how bad the show truly became.

Im super serious nigger

Tywin x Arya at Harranhal

Frikdoctor spoiled that shit a month ago and HBO threatened to sue him and got his videos taken off YouTube.

Some user's posted a whole bunch of fantasy-style boards in this thread

Thhat episode was super boring. Why did we not get more episodes if you were gonna move at a snail's pace. Literally just talking and not the interesting kind, like people flirting and shit

What time does it premiere?

In 26 episodes 20 minutes each souten kouro manages to be better than got in every way. Why aren't you watching the SUPERIOR SHOW?

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Stream links anyone?

where can I secure a stream boys, I don’t want to be left out of the hype machine

Post lewds I need to fap

wtf is this, snapchat videos?

reported for nigger

play.hbogo.com

So nothing happens this episode and they only have like what 6 episodes?

GAMUH THONE!!!!!!!!

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You need to backlink asshole

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>tfw no Young Griff

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just download slingtv app, use 7 day trial with hbo add on, cancel trial after show

Watch out, I was banned 3 fucking days for "racism" outside of Yea Forums. This is basically reddit now.

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>tfw botched Lady Stoneheart

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SPOILER
They fucking melt dragon glass to make the weapons

Did he spoil anything beyond the first episode?

uhhhhh

Lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=cFoCt1PxPCs

watch 2010 3 kingdoms you fucktard

HOW MANY HOURS AND MINUTES UNTIL THE EPISODE AIR BROS

HOW MANY

PLEASE

3 hours

for euron!

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1h30m

How fast does Preston get his video up

How do you melt obsidian and reshape it? Isn't that impossible? It's extremely brittle and not maleable at all. You have to have some extreme heat to reshape it into a block and then fracture those blocks at just the right angles to make useful blades and points.
Something like a dragon's breath I guess...

Link to the stream bros

>doesn't know Sling dropped HBO

based

NANI?!

mobile.twitter.com/robbisalive/status/1117545984488161280?s=20

>Already deleted
HBO in this thread

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The hero we deserve.

Sponsored by Barqs

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Incredible

>tfw nothing relevant happens so I can't even ruin normies day

Where is the fucking sticky? The board is a mess.

stream pls

It’s so annoyingly obvious that the new Night King is the guy who played the white walker Jon killed at Hardhome. They didn’t use enough prosthetics to change his face. Almost as lazy as Tommen being the same actor as that Lannister cousin.

Nope, just the old regular forge, when the Hound makes remark on the quality oaf an axe Gendry says it's a tricky material and that's all
D&D yet again hacks
Not surprised, just disappointed

I'm going to drink a whole 6 pack of Bang's once the episode starts, lads. I can't wait.

Strictly speaking it has a lower melting point than iron so it is feasible. That being said making weapons from igneous rock/glass is retarded since it can't be tempered.

Alys Karstark is the greatest rack in Westeros.

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Maybe something happens in the last 10 minutes, they didn't get leaked

Winter and summer must pass for spring to be born. BYE JON AND DANY NEVER LOVED YA.

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If you had told me back during season 4 or 5 when it was clear LSH was cut but everyone was wondering if Beric would ever show up again that not only would he return but he would ride on Drogon with Tomund Gianstbane and Sandor Clegane I would have laughed in your face. This really has gone full blown superheroes.

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you just know

So where are the Manderlys?

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how do i get these shitfuck comments to not appear when i go full screen?

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He spoiled most of the season. Tyrion blows up Kingslanding and is burned alive by Drogon.

put me in the cap

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More like this?

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Based lewdposter

So, there will really be a Yea Forums stream?
When will someone post the link?

• Episode one – 54 mins
• Episode two – 58 mins
• Episode three – 60 minutes
• Episode four – 78 minutes
• Episode five – 80 minutes
• Episode six – 80 minutes

DIDN'T THEY SAY EACH EPISODE WOULD BE AS LONG AS A MOVIE?

WHY ARE THE FIRST 3 EPISODES SO SHORT???

54 MINUTES??? WTF???

Well yeah this was already shown like 4 seasons ago

meh

>Jon bending the knee to Dany while he was delirious with fever and half-dead from hypothermia
Remind me again why this is binding.

Nothing a good plastic bag can’t fix

HBO said that?

I read the books and stopped watching the show around season 3. Do I need to watch everything to catch up or can I skip to a specific season that follows on the events of book five?

tyrion dies

kek, the normie girl that recorded the leaked episode got scared af and took it down
too late, she is fucked anyways

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SPOILER
Dany meets Sam to thank him for Jorah; asks Sam if he wants anything and Sam mentions he'd like a pardon for stealing the books and the sword, explaining it's been in the Tarly family for generations, but his father wouldn't have given it to him. Dany asks him if his father was Ryndell Tarly, Sam asks if she knows him, Dany explains that he refused to submit and killed him, Sam is shaken but says says at least he will be able to come back home more easily now that his brother, Dany says his brother stood with his father, Sam starts to cry and asks to be excused for a bit
How did he no get the news before the arrival of the whole army?

CLEGANEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

LET ME GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS

I'VE POSTED THIS MANY TIMES ON /GOT/ but I'll have to post it again.

Euron will be the Big Bad in the South, like how the White Walkers are the Big Bad in the North.

Jon and Daenerys will exhaust themselves in vanquishing the Night King, but then they will be soundly defeated by King Euron Greyjoy, the Iron King on the Iron Throne.

in the same fashion that William the Conqueror defeated Harold after the Norwegians distracted him

IN THE RECENT EPISODE THE MAESTERS REVEALED THAT THERE WAS A PROPHECY BY A MAN NAMED LODOS WHICH CLAIMED THAT THE "DROWNED GOD" WOULD DESTROY AEGON TARGARYEN

and what is Jon's real name...Aegon!

the final scene of the series will be

>Euron as the final victor
>Jon Snow's head on a pike to his left
>Dany's head on a pike to his right
>Tyrion's skull used as a footstool, with three dragon skulls surrounding him
>Dust of the Night's King in a transparent glass box next to the throne
>Cersei, Sansa, and Melisandre on a leash as salt wives
>Sam as an enslaved Maester forced to write up works glorifying Euron and depicting the events of the series, titled "A Song of Ice and Fire"

>and right before Arya makes an unsuccessful assassination attempt on Euron, Jaqen appears out of nowhere to kill her, avenging his WAIFu

BANK ON IT. SCREENCAP THIS. I KNOW D&D WILL WANT AN EDGELORD ENDING TO THEIR EDGELORD SHOW TO PISS OFF THE NORMIES. THEY DO NOT NEED NORMIE APPROVAL AFTER THEY'RE DONE WITH THE SHOW. LAST YEAR I WAS SPECULATING ABOUT EURON AND ACCURATELY PREDICTED THAT IT WOULD MAKE SENSE FOR HIM TO KILL THE SAND SNAKES THIS SEASON, SO ONE OF MY PREDICTIONS HAS ALREADY COME TRUE. THE REASON THEY HAVE BEEN BUILDING UP DAENERYS AND JON BUT DIDN'T FOCUS MUCH ON EURON IS SO THAT THEY CAN TRULY BLINDSIDE THE AUDIENCE

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He bent the knee in public when he was perfectly fine. Why do you care? They are probably going to marry and unite Westeros regardless.

I like to think all the GOT actors have adequate penises, and are confident in their relationship lovemakings.
It helps me deal with how sorrowful and mornfull most of the tits have been. Funny as UK produces some decent real ample breast women.

Bullshit, it's in about 16 minutes nextgot.com

yup they said that, it's so fucking dissapointing, fuck hbo and corporate niggers

It's a callback to Robb fucking the Lannister girl in the books

The show doesn’t really follow the books after season 1 tbqh

You can skip all the seasons because they’re shit

You can pretty much just jump in at season 6. Might want to watch some of season 5 to get a feel for where they are, it isn't 1:1 to the books by a longshot.

t. displaced bookfag

REMINDER THAT GRRM'S ENDING IS SUPPOSED TO BE "BITTERSWEET"

Bittersweet in this case means that the threat of the Others has been vanquished and humanity lives on, but at the price of the fact that almost everyone we know is dead.

The only surviving POV characters are Sam and Sansa, who is married to the sadistic tyrant Euron, who attacked Jon and Dany after their forces were depleted vanquishing the Others.

REMINDER THAT BECAUSE OF TRUMP'S VICTORY AND BECAUSE SHOWEURON IS SET UP TO BE SIMILAR TO TRUMP, D&D WILL SET THE STAGE FOR A BITTERSWEET ENDING WHERE EURON MAKES WESTEROS GREAT AGAIN, FOR THE SAKE OF MAKING THE SHOW MORE "RELEVANT TO REALITY" LIKE THEY DO WITH SJW FEMINIST BULLSHIT

For the books, GRRM is also probably writing in Drumpf references because of how bitter his Hillary supporting ass is. Euron will certainly be the new main human villain.

BANK ON IT. YOU CAN COUNT ON D&D TO GO FULL EDGELORD WHENEVER POSSIBLE TO PISS OFF AS MANY FANS AS POSSIBLE

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EURON GAYJOY DIES IN EPISODE 4

>I know stand as an old man, and no one truly believes I was there to see it all. The War of the Five Kings, the Rise of the Night King and the Return of Dragons, all of these have become more stories in children's books...
>I'm afraid my time for stories is ending...
>But that's fine. I fought, I loved, I faced death and lived to tell the tale. I've had enough lifetimes of adventures.
>As names other than mine fade into legend, I was just happy to be part of it. No one will ever know of Samwell Tarly, and maybe that's for the better.
>I just hope these grand tales of the past can assist you in your future.
>After all, that is the entire point of history, isn't it?
>the end. How is it?
>Grandpa?
>Yes?
>What's the title?
>Title?
>You've been talking all night, It has everything but the title.
>Yes... I'm afraid "The War of the Six Kings" is rather boring, isn't it? How about...
>"The Song of Ice and Fire"?
>That's a great one!
>It's done then?
>Yes, I'll take care of the rest.
>Thank you.
*HE LEAVES SAM*
>...
>Jon, old friend, is that you?
*He smiles*
>I'm afraid I'll be seeing you soon.
>All of you...
*He closes his eyes, letting go*
>I guess, at the end... I really do believe...
>Truly...
>It was a Game of Thrones
>AND WHO
>FOR YOU

>first 50 minutes of episode
So the whole episode?

Well at least she's got something going for her..

Ros tits are best tits
And dany has a nice plump ass

SPIDERMEN, it's a clue

>Crying like a woman at the news of his families death
He had to shame them even in the end.

>ShowRon is a shitty and pale imitation of his counterpart.

BECAUSE IT WOULD BE ALL THE MORE SURPRISING, IN A D&D FASHION, FOR HIM TO BE THE VICTOR

If they hyped him up, it would take away from the surprise. THAT IS EXACTLY WHY they haven't portrayed him as the ominous "next step in evil above Ramsay" threat he is in the books. HOWEVER PILOU ASBAEK HIMSELF HYPED HIMSELF AS SUCH, but then later "claimed" he was just joking

How many eps is this season?

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You can't melt it, it's volcanic rock turned into glass, you just shape it to what you need, like the aztecs did.

delet this.

>I read the books and stopped watching the show around season 3.
same
>Do I need to watch everything to catch up or can I skip to a specific season that follows on the events of book five?
I never "catched up", I just jumped into the previous season without watching anything else.

Nothing happened. I'm still alive. The show is one of the shittiest shows ever conceived, but unlike in season 3 where the show was trying to be an adaptation, now its completely off the rails so you just watch it you laugh at it.

Just watch this last season and move on with your life. If you have a question, the answer is probably "the character was killed by the incompetent writers" . No, no death has been satisfying, everything is garbage. Watch it for the memes or don't. You aren't missing out on anything.

Like I said, I literally skipped every season from season 3 to season 6 and didn't miss a thing.

6 gay dumb episodes

This reminds me of the Twin peaks finale. Just without the terrible threads, cancer and genuinely enjoyable posts.

Bad face though, she should live in a hut in the woods and sell potions

It was all a dream.

WHAT EVERYONE NEEDS TO KEEP IN MIND IS THAT D&D WERE PRIMARILY ATTRACTED TO ADAPTING ASOIAF BECAUSE OF THE RED WEDDING

They are nihilistic edgelords at heart, not Danyfags or Jonfags.

If they truly cared that much about show backlash, they would have never let Sansa get raped. They would have never let Rickon and the Tyrells die. If they were such Danyfags they would never have had her execute the Tarlys.

THEY GET OFF ON SHOCKING THE AUDIENCE WHICH IS WHY THE FOCUS HAS BARELY BEEN ON EURON AND WHY THEY HAVE BUILT UP JON AND DANY AND TYRION AS GENERIC PROTAGONISTS

There is one last thing you have to keep in mind, and it is the fact that EURON FUNCTIONS AS META-COMMENTARY ON HOW RIDICULOUS THINGS HAVE GOTTEN IN TERMS OF WRITING. Having him kill all the 'good' characters off would be a poetic way to end the show, because in a somewhat subtle way IT WOULD FIT THE PATTERNS THE SHOW STARTED SETTING WHEN IT WENT DOWNHILL IN SEASON 5

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>Jon fails as the Lord Commander of the Wall
>Jon nearly losses the Battle of the Bastards, and needs to be saved by the Vale
>Jon gets captured by an enemy monarch, and submits his Kingdom to her rule. Spends most of his time as King in the North in captivity
>Jon’s incompetence and need to show off to his crush leads to the White Walkers gaining a dragon and moving past the Wall

Explain to me why this loser and this failure deserves to be King?

tfw I really like how clegane mellowed the fuck out. Feels like nobody talks about this but it feels a little comfy having him talk to somebody and it's not a pissing contest or 2 seconds from daggers and swords

your mom cartoon gay

Based polposter

can I get a stream line?

what's souten kouro and why should I care?

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Stream?

Yea Forums newfag here. Do you guys watch streams together?

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i just finished the last witcher book (excluding the 2013 prequel)

wonder how much worse this'll be

Most of the characters in the books are either being influenced by dreams or are influencing others by manipulating their dreams

GRRM is the big gay

Marie Kondo is BUILT. This brings me joy, please organize more tits in my apartment

hbogo.com

>he doesnt participate in wednesday night 600lb life threads
yikes

sent you a link in the mail.

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no wtf that's gay

Is that you, Randyll?
Are you in the seven heavens or the seven hells?

How on Earth are they planning to wrap everything up in six episodes?

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Holy...shit

So this is the power of the iron fleet...

Theon of House Greyjoy, King of the Andals and the First Men

It was literally melted in S4 E1

>tfw no other character will ever fill my stannis hole

TIME TRAVELLING BRAN, Preston is taking off the gloves!!! Where's LML to smoke weed and add to the nonsense??

selam
:d

Do you think Syrio is gonna be back

STREAMS STREAMS STREAMSSTREAMS STREAMS STREAMSSTREAMS STREAMS STREAMSSTREAMS STREAMS STREAMS

Because he's da prince dat was promised

literally read it in his voice lmao

why does he wow so much?

>no streams

god damn what happened to this place

who

>tfw it ultimately means nothing who is king as the king's practically do nothing but discuss grain and taxes and apparently have been for thousands of years.
>tfw it's also irrelevant whether the night king wins or not based on that

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Busy being creepy to the OK looking female podcasters who will talk to them.
Based Preston doesn't bother talking to women other than his mail order wife

EURON GAYBOY LMAO

Heh, at least he still got his mom and his sister

>poorfags needing a stream
JUST BUY HBO LMAO

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>to cry like a woman

It's a fucking disgrace

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I have collected 3 so far in 1 other thread, stop scrolling to the bottom and begging

not today

I'd take even 240p streams

wait when does it air

...

WHAT IS IT BROS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>If they truly cared that much about show backlash, they would have never let Sansa get raped
Um, raped? She is never raped.

STREAM WHERE

>implying he doesn't fugg Cersei in 8x01

reddit.com/r/GoTlinks/comments/bd6yxm/got_s8_e1_livestream_links_414/

lurk more tourist faggots

Just get a free trial for HBO now lmao

Let me guess, he got himself a Asian wife?

did it leak?

1.10

HOLY FUCK

>JUST BUY HBO LMAO
I would need to
>get a tv
>buy a satellite parable
>get a Sky account
fuck that gay boomer shit

it aired 1h20m ago

so Bran dies in episode 5, you heard it here first

kek

This. I got me that HBO streaming service. Just pay lmao

The fuck is going on with that persons eyes?

He should be one of the unsuccessful Targs in a prequal.

"Aegon, this will be the future Red Keep."

"Wow"

havent watched got in a while
has stannis won yet?

imagine being poor LMAO

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HAH

I can't wait for the epic reveal that Gendry somehow knows how to work Valyrian steel and reforges Ice just in time for Jon to use it.

That sure will be an important plot twist and not at all contrived.

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1h10m

You don't need any of that you fucking jackass

almost there lad

>reddit
Ugh, could we.. Not?

>paying for TV in 2019

You might as well buy a tv license while you’re at it

BASED
AND
REDPILLED

I have known about that reddit for years, but i need a 480p or 360p stream for reasons. fuck.

Watch it in your computer you fag

The is no HBO where I live, Sky's got the right for GoT in my country

"Visenya, what do you think?"

"I DON'T WANT NO TRABURU!!"
(Swings ladder around)

>POORFAGS

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I NEED A FUCKING STREAM

I know I’m earning 3k a month for driving a fucking truck lmao

I can't until to see him sitting on the iron throne in the end

it got a bit dicey but we haven't seen him die yet

I remember getting high and watching GOT at 2am at viewing party’s with my mates at uni during season 6

Feels like a life time ago now. Now I’m alone and with you guys.

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yeah user, he's gonna make it

TV? What is this 1986?

Get your thick forehead ass an HBO Now free trial and watch it on your computer

>reforging Ice
>from widow's wail and oathkeeper
Can't tell if dumb or lorelet

>YUROPOORS

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Guys the episode airs in 1 hour and 6 minutes, why would there be a stream already?

TIME TRAVEL BRAN = LITTLE FINGER = JAQUEN HAGAR!!

The podcasters are out of control!!!

It's over lads... The richfags have won...

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Will S8 be the best season?

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>HBO Now
HBO. DOES. NOT. EXIST. IN. MY. COUNTRY.
For Game of Thrones I have to watch Sky

I just signed up for HBO NOW

nigger's*

STREAMSSTREAMSSTREAMSSTREAMSSTREAMSSTREAMSSTREAMSSTREAMSSTREAMSSTREAMSSTREAMSSTREAMSSTREAMSSTREAMSSTREAMSSTREAMSSTREAMSSTREAMSSTREAMSSTREAMSSTREAMSSTREAMS

>1 hour before the episode airs
>already 20k in the stream
wew, prolly gunna need a backup

FUCKING STREAM

Bran is also Daenerys.

Only 6 episodes left.

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because they got leaked like always

so where's the chatroom where we autistically spam unfunny memes as we watch this

Get a nowtv free trial m8.

share login

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I'm so excited for the new season, I unconsciously started prodding my asshole. This is a good time to be alive

The normie grill restricted the access to her profile apparently

Just use a VPN then lol

Might as well rename the next thread to /HBOnow/.

Power nap time lads
See yous at 2

3 MORE MINUTES FOR EPIC STANNIS RETURN LADS

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Now TV gayboy

STREEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAM

There is too much shit posting to even read the thread properly or keep up with real conversation.

Please /got/ anons, can we be civil and talk for this final hour?

what in the fuck are IMDB doing

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So why did the dead people move during the first scene of the show?

>Paying your government to spy on you to the point where you need to then pay for a VPN just to be safe from their constant surveillance
Wew.

Just get free hbo nordic trial faggot

Cersei is a faceless man.

being fucking plebs like always

jon is going to gas all the iron banker scum and kill all the dothraki savages

No, so you can fool the shitty website to think you don't live in a shithole

Seconded. Who likes Goblin Slayer and thinks Stannis should be his true mentor???

she's pergnant tho

its only 15 bucks right?

STANNISSTANNISSTANNISSTANNISSTANNISSTANNISSTANNISSTANNISSTANNISSTANNISSTANNISSTANNISSTANNISSTANNISSTANNISSTANNISSTANNISSTANNISSTANNISSTANNISSTANNISSTANNISSTANNISSTANNISSTANNISSTANNIS

WHAT THE FUCK

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sneed

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what place should i monitor if I want to get my hands on the episode as fast as possible after it airs?

>raining and loud thunder outside

Could tonight BE any more perfect for watching the 1st episode?

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WE DON'T HAVE HBO YOU FUCKING KEK

>owning a tv
hahah
>paying for cable
PFAHAHAAHAHA

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Fuck off to plebbit

>One hour
We're going home lads.

1 more hour, right lads?

based

It still hurts me that they killed Brienne's character

"Fuck loyalty"

There are female faceless men...

NOW TV SHUT THE FUCK UP

>baratheon theme plays in the beginning

but why?

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Do you watch TV on a computer screen?

Stannis returns to save Westeros tonight!

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REAL PREVIEW
STANNIS COMES BACK GUYS
WE DID IT
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS

WHERE'S THE FUCKING STREAM

name one

I know in your post history there's at least 3 posts that would be asking for a stream link

Just watched it, no one dies tonight.... 4/10 worst opening episode

It hurts me that they killed Stannis' character

It is time for the truth to be revealed

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I'm kinda ridiculously spaced out on instant oxy liquid atm. I'm in the process of reducing with an aim of stopping entirely - i think its gonna work out nicely that i can still enjoy the end of GoT high.

Ashara Dayne

STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS

If you weren't a newfag tourist shitstain you'd know where the streams are. Like every other time GoT airs.

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New thread

stop spoiling you shit niggers

Happens all the time with live shows in Yea Forums. I'm more excited for the live shitposting than the actual show.

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>female men

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the kind old woman who stabbed arya

The King's Arrival OST
the boy going up on a tree to see the soldier
D&D are trying to mirror the first episode's first scene
But they ruin it by having nordmen looking weirdly at Missandei and Greyworm, Missandei giving a side look to him, then dragons flying by scare the racist peasants away as Dany smirks

I mean, that's what everyone here wants

i'm not even going to bother with the episodes until whole season appears in 1080p torrents
why would i watch the garbage that's shown on tv?

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>sticky every season since s2
>no sticky for final season

the capeshit and star wars bias is real

it's $30 for 2 months of HBO Now. That gives you enough time to watch the entire season and then cancel your subscription.

>over 20 posts early
Get it together, faggot.

>sticking around these threads for spoilers when the episode airs in an hour

I really hope you lads don't do this

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read some of the fracking replies first, no HBO in my country

I miss Stannis so fucking much

bailing 5 mins before episode starts, going on media blackout til i'm caught up.

>giving a fuck about spoilers
go change your tampon sweetie

Who cares. This show stopped being good a long time ago

The first 50 minutes

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BREAD

Did Ramsey get killed? I haven't watched the last seven seasons

Ye. Sansa fed him to his dogs.

We hype or what

Is that the gigantic faggot Cao Cao?

1

No

No body no death

2

...

how the fuck

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