I WANT TO LOOK LIKE HIM BROS IT'S NOT FAIR

I WANT TO LOOK LIKE HIM BROS IT'S NOT FAIR

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>wanting that hairline

Well maybe not his hairline I can keep my own but I want to look like him

he already said he wears a piece

Stop eating like shit and lift

Still whiter than you.

Just do some push ups, pull ups, body weight squats and sit ups every other day for 12 weeks and you probably can.

>Be scrawny and pale teenager
>Start browsing Yea Forums at 15
>Progressively get better looking throughout university
>Now basically look like the Chad grad student stereotype
>Get mired all the time by qt undergrads
>Still too broken inside to do anything about it

He's got millions. If it becomes a problem I'm sure he can afford top of the line implants like Bradley Cooper, Matthew Mconaughey and no one except fuckers on Yea Forums will care.

Or may just not give a shit since he's already rich and famous. Tiger Woods practically has nothing left on top but still keeps it. Many chicks don't really even care about it either it seems.

> i know that feel bro
just fuck the undergrad qts lad. girls are super slutty and open nowadays and just want dick and no commitment as well, at least while they're still in college. get on tinder and tap that fine 19 year old ass

it's not difficult, just get a personal trainer, have two intense work outs a day, have your meals prepared by nutritionists and chefs, and then throw in the millions of dollars as incentive. stop being a lazy faggot already.

>you'd reject looking like that because his hairline is slightly too high
sure, friend

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just b urself lol

My friends

why him? he's not that good-looking compared to proper chads. I mean he's in great shape, but that's the part you CAN emulate.

Normalfags get out

>Just take HGH bro

This, his face is pretty meh

Sure mate

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He looks so American I want to punch him.

I'd rather just look like Hemsworth.

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Just take steroids and and go to the gym. Don't even need to lift that much weight.
You get more muscle taking steroids staying home than lifting weight without them.

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This video looks like an advertisement trying to get people to invest in CHADcorp.

>Ywn be born with wide shoulders and an attractive face

Even after lifting I still have narrow shoulders and an ugly face. What's the point?

He's not even that big. Physiques like that are easily attainable. I think he neglects his legs tbqh.

>size 8 feet
Why even live?

Take the Bog pill. Just get massive amounts of plastic surgery

Correct.

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Absolutely underrated movie.

What a fucking greek god in the right pic

Imagine being a 9/10 already, and then taking steriods and fucking over your health just to bump up to a 10/10

left was literally me 4 years ago

He already looks like he had started roiding in the left picture. His arms seem disproportionately large for how twinky his frame is. Obviously he's seriously juiced in the 2nd.

>tfw people joke that I look like scrawny Captain America

not sure if compliment or insult

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why? he looks like he takes it up the ass, look at his pussy fore arms and over developed biceps. he totally does a bro routine

>t. Bloatlord

It's just banter dude haha we're not trying to insult you. What, you can't take a joke? haha

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just an armbro on the left wtf u smoking

400mg testosterone
Light anabolic steroid like anaver to stay cut
HGH to stay youthful looking
Hair piece for when you start balding
Light weight training, probably a bro split with no compounds
Skin treatment for your face wrinkles. Probably fillers and laser therapy

And you too can look similar! You’ll need an implant if you dont have the jawline though. Also if you’re too short forget about it.

Post body

>no forearms
big oof

No you don't understand, I'm 5'4.
Otherwise I'd already "look like him". I'm fit and have a good face