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Who's side are YOU on, Yea Forums?
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give me one reason why I should watch 30 minutes some fat middle-aged neckbeard complain about what some other fat middle-aged neckbeard said about his child's fantasy series
thats what I though, do us all a favor and never make a thread again
See this is what pisses me off. We use to be able to like the Empire...now we have to like the Resistance or else you're a NAZI. Fuck this gay shit. I'm Empire all the way.
I like fascism
Reminder: palpatine did nothing wrong.
Trade Federation
Why are these "people" always white, fat, male, and have neck-beards?
Empire has much cooler sci-fi tech
This. Fucking retarded shit
You used to see this shit on Yea Forums's Star Wars thread too. Crying about people who liked Empire.
Based
Best faction bar none
Prior to making the planet destroying weapon, what did the Empire do that was bad? I'm assuming its in the EU
based
leftism has nothing to offer decent people
Me, and pathetic fucks like Sterling being so uppity about it just reinforces my belief.
>b-b-b-b-b-but the title crawl said empire bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm with the Techno Union
America needs a nuclear cleanse. Why do you fucks have to insert your political opinions into everything you do? Why does every piece of media have to be a communist/fascist dog whistle?
>twatter screen caps
>crying about muh fascism
Millennials were the ultimate mistake. Gas them all.
That's what happens when you allow the disease that is the "Everything is political" mindset to run rampant. And like a disease, such people should be quarantined and incinerated.
>Art is inherently political
t. every fucking söyfag
always picked them in any game that had them
It also applies to the faggots constantly moaning about diversity and SJWs. Neckbeards arent exclusive to any political faction.
>Only Americans do it
The state of Non-Americans in denial.
the army of gay robots run by two retarded frog men?
These people can't distinguish between reality and fiction, yet it's us who apparently get radicalised by video games.
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The CIS has a based name and is the best faction with the best ideals. It's a shame they were being manipulated by the sith the whole time.
based sheev
at least /m/ can enjoy Zekes or Feddies. I wonder how the movie will weaponize another children's toy franchise.
TIE Fighters make cool sounds and the empire has based sheev.
Everything PALPATINE did was to prepare for the Vong invasion. The death star was not meant to be used until then and Tarkin acted out of line of Palpatine’s orders
They're cloned by the NWO in a facility under Wright-Patterson Air Force Base and released into the general population to sew dissent and worsen the breeding stock.
Unironically this is true. Palpatine didn't approve of Tarkin's action and he was so desperate to blow up Yavin and kill the Rebellion because he was in line for court martialing and wanted to try to win favor.
Owning any Empire toys is now akin to having a dungeon full of nazi memorabilia
I unironically had someone tell me that I must have voted for Trump because I said that I like the empire. It's not my fault that I like their aesthetic.
The real question is: Cultur or Jian
PAY
Not him. All this SJW/alt right nonsense started in America because Americans go over the top with everything. It bled over to the rest of the world because of how dominant America is culturally.
Imperial March is pure musical kino
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I don't think most people realize how important Canada was to political acceleration. A lot of the most publicized feminist excesses come directly from the University of Toronto. Rebel Media and most of its big personalities were Canadian. Stefan Molyneux and Jordan Peterson are Canadian, etc. To me, it seems as though Canada is the social engineering testing ground that then gets applied en masse in America and then exported to the rest of the world.
based and trade pilled
Pierre Trudeau ratted out Yuri to the Soviets and tried to get him killed
>Who's side are YOU on, Yea Forums?
The best side
To be fair Gundam usually goes out of it's way to show the shitters and principled characters on both sides. I figure the adaptation will remove that moral grayness.
Because its 20minute?
>Gundam usually goes out of it's way to way to show and principled characters on both sides.
Yeah. That's exactly what I love about it.
>bureaucracy
>kills children and an entire religion for having different beliefs
>acts as Anakin’s father figure
You can tell the person who made this list is stretching to justify Palpatine.
Does anyone who support this image actually read it or think about what they are reading, or just see “did nothing wrong” and immediately assume its true without thinking twice?
Team fash.
the only right answer
>for having different beliefs
No, for doing the exact same thing to his religion a thousand years prior.
50% of the fans would say so jim.
>if you support the Empire or First Order (fictional factions) you are a literal nazi
cuck blob thread detected
You do realize that both the Empire and First Order were based off of National Socialist regime of Germany, and are much worse since they have destroyed entire fucking planets instead of people who deserved it?
Anyone who experienced the TIE Fighter Collector's Edition CD-ROM knows the Empire were the good guys all along.
damn dude how much alpha brain you use a day?
the rebels destroyed two weapons with millions of workers on it. some forced to work there.
this.
its a fucking imaginary world you retarts
Yeah, and Darth Vader was redeemed at the end was a good guy all along.
Is George Lucus secretly an alt right nazi?!
The First Order are a bunch of bumblefucks, so I can't imagine siding with them. The Empire though, they made the space trains run on time.
>Empire brings stability to the galaxy and ends near constant warfare as they realise they need everyone united to beat the Vong
>Rebels fuck this up and cause the galaxy to become splintered again along with being directly responsible for the first order
Also people projecting real world politics onto a work of fiction need to be gassed
Based.
It would be very painful
This post started off cringe but ended based
Are there anymore of these?
That's one of the more autistic Star Wars pictures but I can't argue with it.
Empire all the way. Exterminate all filthy rebels.
I meant the character sheets.
reminder anakin did nothing wrong, an absolute ruler is x10 better than a theocratic council lead by zealots
didn't the rebels destroy 3 death stars (artificial planetoids with people inside them)?
White people are the only ones who care about this autistic shit. It's never black or Mexican people going around calling people fascists or SJWs. This is why a white ethnostate would never work, most SJWs and commies are white to begin with.
In terms of a huge sprawling galaxy, sheev wasn't wrong in the fact that local governors were far more efficient than a bloated Senate
Roger roger
absolutely based
Side?
I am on nobody's side, because nobody is on my side, little orc.
>Americans invented the (((Frankfurt School)))
umm, no sweetie
They did move and were based in America for some time though
Amerimutts have lost it. Why can't any of you retards into context?
They still had a military presence in certain star systems with “comply or die” policies. The Death Star just helped them.
>yfw Sheev was right all along
And based lester b pearson defuse the suez crisis. The world fears the power of the leaf
you'll feel better about yourself.
Not to mention, most Imperials and people working in ship manufacturing, are just doing their jobs. They're not evil, they're just working like anyone else in the galaxy, for a paycheck.
>Eurotrash thinking they aren't the biggest cucks on the planet
ME THINKS THE LADY DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH FAGGOT
Empire is based off of britain and america and rebels are vietcongs
I would be a cool bounty hunter that's got his demons but also has a heart of gold and is also secretly a droid who does OBGYN exams for Princess Leia
star wars is for children this poll is for literal children that think it would be fun to play as the "bad guys" and 35 year old basedbeards are angry about it
Welcome to Clown World.
Ehh, fascism is okay. Not my favorite, but top 20 maybe?
You realize that likening fictional characters to real life events lessens the real-life event's impacts on the minds of the layman?
Cultur or ill wear you fucking face as a moron party mask
If they didn't want people to like the empire then maybe the rebels shouldn't have looked like a bunch of fags
Just ignore those idiots bro. They're not real fans. The real fans know when to just enjoy Star Wars for what it is and what it gives us. Autists, SJWs, and ''''''fake fans''''''' make everything political to ruin our experience and question what we're doing. It's called gaslighting 2bh.
OY VEY, PAY ME MY SHEKERS OR I SEND THE DROIDS
Screencapped that couple of images from the story/character .pdf that's linked in the video description posted.
>siding with the Resistance
The Resistance are idiots. Their commander literally got 90% of Xer forces killed. The Resistance is literally ten people. Who would want to join them?
Meanwhile the First Order managed to take over the entire galaxy with no effort.
>omg this is problematic cause like nazi's like really existed did you know??
That guy in the OP is British, kill yourself you obsessed faggot
Prepare the Banking Clans battle cruiser for combat
both ethically and morally they are the correct faction
This I remember when I first watched episode 4 as a kid and hoping the storm troopers were the good guys because they looked so cool.
the only effective reaction would be to abandon ship but you keep giving it attention
>empire
>protects their planets from terrorists
>give jobs for everybody. in the army, for bouty hunters and building their giant weapons
>everybody lives in peace
>no more jedi's to kill inocent people in bars
>will arrest if you if you are not on their side.
>main leader is the HERO of the clone wars.
>rebels
>kill people just doing their jobs
>explode planet size structures killing MILLIONS of inocent people
>will kill if you you are not on their side
>corrupted a inocent planet of the empire killing even more people
>main leaders are farm boys and literal criminals
Your a big man
Force you
why would a man shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?
thats a good thing though, then people wont take the hoaxocaust as the reality (((((they))))) want you to believe
What else are you going to do with your time?
>When one autist animator outperforms the entirety of post-Disney Lucasfilm
qt
>ywn have a qt Imperial gf sperging about TIE bombers while drunk
why even live
They burned Uncle Owen and Aunt Buru alive when they found out they might have gone to the wrong house while searching for the droids they were looking for. Didn’t arrest them, interrogate them, didn’t even just shoot them, literally burned them alive without even knowing if they were harboring fugitives or just one house over from the guys they thought might’ve known something about the guys they were looking for.
I preferred the first upload that didn't have this rock music that doesn't exist anymore
Indiana Jones also fought against the Thuggees and the Soviets, so...
>most SJWs and commies are (((white))) to begin with
ftfy
The Empire is like the Roman Empire. They kept order over a vast array of territories and peoples, oversaw law and trade, and they did it with an iron fist because weakness is how these kinds of organizations fracture. It's harsh but there was more to it, they were harboring separatist spies and the troopers knew it.
>corrupt, bloated, out-of-touch Republic
>fascist war machine Empire
>dogmatic, blind, neutered Jedis
>power-mad, deceitful, trecherous Sith
>neo-Empire without the artful subtlety of them being Nazis First Order
>laughably incompetent grrl-pwr Resistance/Rebels
It's not like there are a lot of good choices. Can I join the Mandaloreans, or the Hutts?
rebel propaganda, didn't you see last section's episode of Troops?
The original Sith Empire
I cannot in good conscience support the idiots who fucked up this hard and still have the gall to call themselves inspirational heroes. The FO are fucking morons who are only winning because of plot armor. The Galaxy should flip this whole Big Two Factions system the bird and balkanize.
Turns out a lot of people
Why do incels like fascism so much, when under such a system they themselves would be the first to go?
the Hutts are always looking for talent, just don't waste their time, or they'll find room for you as a brief entertainment in the rancor pit
>For literal decades, there have been little fan wars between republic fags and Empire fags.
>Now.
>Can't like the Empire because muh fascism.
Remember to gate keep your hobby as much as possible. Kill all secondaries.
I don't even know how the First Order has managed to take over the galaxy in less than a fucking week. The start of TFA suggested they were hiding in the shadows out of the eyes of the republic. Surely they were crippled enough to NOT have a full scale assault after Starkiller blew up.
stick to /pol/ please
I didn't used to believe this but what Games Workshop has done to both Warhammer franchises opened my eyes.
>public continues to shame men who don't care about roasties while glorifying sluts
shocking, truly not a sign of the degeneration of our culture
the empire literally and unironically did nothing wrong, im saying this seriously and genuinely.
>watching anh
>stormtroopers walking around tantoine
>nobody bats an eye at them
>they dont antagonize the locals or anything
>only go after smugglers and people who are actual criminals
the emperor rules the empire, but he doesnt do anything bad or good, hes just a moderate theocrat.
>but muh alderaan
leia refused to hand over the deathstar plans and as a result, destroyed her homeplanet. we see nothing later that would imply the empire had any plans to actually use it on a planet. the empire did nothing wrong.
>some blog fag
>the public
don't insult normal people
The Jedi order lost their ways, Order 66 was inevitable.
Their only mistake was to try to convert Luke to the dark side
You'll know things have gone off the deep end when people start to harrass the 501st costumers because muh evil Stormtroopers.
What has infighting got to do with normie invasion? Doesn't that usually mean that both sides like the material? At least for SW because Warhammer is so fucking huge
>>Oh it's your "cousin's" droid?
I don't want to believe this is true. 501st legions across the world are chill as fuck. Please don't tell me this actually happened.
that wasnt the empire though, that was the emperor and darth vader. sith ways =/= governing the galaxy. if the president of the us was a mormon, and had to convert people because of his hokey religion thats his personal prerogative and wouldnt interfere with his governing.
are you just meming, or have those people that regularly dress up on their own free time to support charities been harassed by someone with too much mouth and not enough brain/dignity?
> Reminder that the Resistance is literally a racist group that will imprison and/or kill you if you try to quit or go against an order you think will get you killed.
Yeah, no. A ragtag bunch of Rebels all working together to kill the police state is one thing, but the forces in the sequel are both basically the same
Serious question to everyone here --- Does anyone actually like Star Wars anymore?
I mean actually like it an enjoy it?
>"This blockade on this starving planet is entirely legal"
Really in hindsite, maybe they were the good guys all along
this is basically liking the jews
Oh god no
not him but holdo was gonna punish oscar isaac for the crime of asking holdo what her plan was in tlj.
I still enjoy. not really any of the new stuff that comes out. but I still like the prequels ot and both clone wars
for me the only movies that i enjoy are a new hope, empire, and the second half of rotj
It's amazing how incompetent both groups are in the ST.
You might find some on Yea Forums as they'll eat shit and think it's high cuisine, and I'm pretty sure Yea Forums still adores the older SW games.
>He doesn't enjoy the throne room scenes from RotJ
I personally used to love Star Wars...
I just can't even look at it now. Almost fills me with shame
>another youtuber tries to shill his shitty reaction content on Yea Forums
that shit is kino. i dont like the stuff with jabbas palace or ewoks.
jews founded it and jews continue to push this shit into the mainstream.
perpetually hostile white girls don't know what the 501st are. They're only here ruining everyone's good times because Star Wars is a fashion statement now.
see
I love the lore and I'm low key excited about Clone Wars but other than that, no.
Cowboys are cooler than Indians. Cops are cooler than robbers. Nazis are the coolest villains in history thanks to Hugo Boss. The Empire will always be cooler than the Rebellion. Villains will always be cooler than heroes, unless we're talking real-life where they always look like fucking Pelosi or Soros. Appreciating badass aesthetics doesn't mean you like Fascism, Sterling's just retarded and butthurt. NorCal needs to be nuked 'cause as long as Big Tech holds the internet by the short and curlies, people like him are given a platform to spread their cultist ideology which will eventually lead to dystopian mob rule and total ruin.
>Star Wars is a fashion statement now.
this shit befuddles my thompsons.
>work in mall
>have to walk past a hot topic
>"retro" star wars shirts and marvel shirts for sale
christ, i remember when i got made fun of for liking those things, now its just a fashion statement to show that you like some movies.
cringe
Isn't dressing and adopting the persona of a fascist dictator part of Sterling's whole persona, anyways? I haven't watched his videos in more than 7 years, but I seem to remember that being his schtick.
good point.
Believe me, the irony is completely lost on him. Then again, it's ok when they do it.
obsessed incel
in the first two cases the robbers and the indians are unquestionably the bad guys already
>christ, i remember when i got made fun of for liking those things, now its just a fashion statement to show that you like some movies.
This, back in 2008 I wore a TFU shirt my brother got me from Seattle to go out and got called a nerd by a couple of random cunty girls.It made me seethe with rage because I just went through a period of bullying.
But the rage of that moment becomes tenfold everytime I think that ,if not those girls, many people like them wank Disney's cock over the last Marvel movie or SW movie (at least until TLJ), wearing basic SW shirts just with generic OT stuff and everyone acting like they have been huge nerds 5ever.
I guess it's the price to wear a shitty videogame shirt without being called names.
Daily reminder that Jim Sterling is an actual cuck. Not a meme.
I was once in line in the airport wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with the imperial symbol, and some nerd making conversation comments that it's a cool gears of war t-shirt
It's like real life
No matter what side you're on, transnational corporations always win
Small indie faction, or scum and villainy life is really the only acceptable choice in Star Wars.
except in this case where palpatine killed all the corporate leadership (and civilian leadership) and absorbed their holdings
It's not only the woman who chooses who reproduces.
It is the woman who chooses what is accepted in culture.
Kek
Now, seriously, how can you mistake a LITERAL gear with the imperial symbol
you could join the Hapes Consortium
this
I thought the exact same thing.
well I'm white, so that automatically makes me evil according to Disney.
I pick Zann Consortium then
I actually suspect this shit started in Canada and worked it's way down.
I think so, and the antifa whatever is something from europe
The Techno Union
no this is you american fucks, it all started with your endless black vs white shit and then everyone got involved.
>Harry potter ended a while ago
>Star Wars and GOT are ending, fucking finally
And we will have peace -Sheev
I still like the OT and some of the older video games. That's about it.
>counter cultural socialist communist europe over here lecturing america about odious social movements
And people still compare real life people to harry potter characters and dream about going to Hogwarts.
This shit will never end.
We Americans used to make fun of PC crap all up and down the 80's and 90's. That shit just doesn't change without influence, so I'm willing to blame Canada.
This marxist social shit started in Europe and Russia. We resisted it for decades but the instant we let our guards down it took over everything.
>it took over everything
histrionics
Everything on this list is either not true or something he pulled out of his ass.
>leia refused to hand over the deathstar plans and as a result, destroyed her homeplanet. we see nothing later that would imply the empire had any plans to actually use it on a planet. the empire did nothing wrong.
What is this nonsense?
The "SJWar cucks need to swallow a box of AIDS infected thumbtacks and die" side
The empire, obviously. They will always rise up again, instill power somehow, and then "lose" until a new order comes in. As long as you're not in a spaceship or the standing army you'll survive.
I KNEW there was a version like that! I thought I was crazy because I couldn't find it anymore
Hopefully Disney will see you can never make these people happy and just stop pandering to their SJW garbage
unironically everyone is happier and more fullfilled in a fascist society
What about the jedi temple?
it is a pretty retarded question desu. they should've just asked which one you prefer. anyone who actually says they'd want to be apart of the first order if they were in the SW universe are just edgelords
Jim and his cronies are the new age satanic panic. You think having lived through that shit they'd have some self awareness but now every single one of them sonuds like a jack thompson repeat. I guess it's satisfying to assume the current generation probably look at these fags the same way i used to look at cryhole fox news presenters and Hillary Clinton though.
I unironically like the empire though, the first order is a total parody
like the glorious german empire vs the nazis
>who would you rather be cowboys or indians?
>nyehhxcuse cowboys genocided the indians you can’t be them and being indians is cultural appropriation
yeah, it had music from some of the video games, I can't recall which, most likely re uploaded to avoid rights issues
in my day we played joan of arc vs the english
Andrew Dobson
Bob Chipman
Jim Sterling
Who is the most insufferable?
they somehow think pandering to SJW feminists will get them 10/10 pussy when those SJW feminists are barely a 1/10 who will not even fuck them anyways
He isn't killing a religion. He's killing a religion with political authority. It'd be like exterminating the Vatican.
If I could end the world's problems by sorting them out of the equation, I would without hesitation.
well then you don't know who controls what
Reminder that this is what Star Wars is about
This, space Jews are the best faction.
Much like the Christians back then, they fear being accused by the others of their group. Being accused of Satanism in those days, or Witchcraft in the old days would be terrifying. So they join in the mass hysteria and yelling to signal clearly that they are not one of "them". These people are mostly afraid of being accused. So they have to accuse others to take the focus away from themselves. Social media is so fickle and quick to turn on anyone for the slightest provocation so Jim and other cowards have to quickly read the current sentiment and join in or else they risk having the social media mob turn on them. Social media figures tread a fine line that could lead to the end of the careers if they make one wrong statement of give even the slightest indication that they might be a "fascist" or a witch.
It's about family.
Best way to describe it
The empire's soldiers are called stormtroopers, they wear nazi uniforms, and they blow up planets full of innocent people. How did the idea that they're evil space nazis who you're not supposed to side with fly over your heads before TFA?
For me Star Wars lives in my heart, only that corruption of the grave can end it there.
stormtroopers predate the nazis you know
Their uniforms look better though, and thats more important than ethics.
that’s how it starts, the rage
TAKE ME BACK TO THOSE LUCAS TIMES, I DON'T LIKE THIS SHITTY TIMELINE WE'RE IN, I WANT MY EXTENDED UNIVERSE BACK, I WANT DISNEY TO STOP DESTROYING STAR WARS
Idk I think it’s kind of a funny tweet. It’s not even saying like “fuck you for dressing up as a Stormtrooper or playing one in a video game.” The question is literally “What side would you be on if you were there?” It’s like asking “What side would you be on in WW2?” You can like their costumes, but if you would actually join them irl, you’re a fascist. Space fascism is undeniably their thing. That’s why George made them named them after Nazis and gave them a bunch of visual cues towards Nazis for a reason. I don’t know, I think it’s just further evidence of a certain sect of manchild Star War fan who refuses to engage with any kind of subtext and just wants to keep playing with action figures.
dont forget
>orchestrates war to be fought between droids and clones, thereby minimalizing civilian recruiting and casualties
sheev even protected the people of the planets embroiled in war, they could flee and let the clones fight for them and then return once it was over with their lives intact and only minimal rebuilding
Just imagine after the battle of endor the explosion of the death star II caused some rift in time and it created two split timelines, one which is the disneyverse and the other the expanded universe
Anytime somebody talks about Star Wars being political like it’s a new thing, I immediately know they’re a brainlet. Here’s the man himself saying otherwise. There’s just no arguing it.
>imperialism is fascism
do these people even know the meaning of fascism?
anything to the right of the extreme far left is fascism
star wars? uh dont you mean [hamfisted social commentary engine]?
no
fascism is basically a catch all for dictatorship/authoritarianism/despotism/ultranationalism now
This fucking post is of extremely high caliber, based user
THE sIDE WITH NO SURVIVORS for anyone
The same antifa that caused Hitler to become chancellor?
I like this guy, he's the quartering but hates trannies and niggers.
Based.
You always have to side with the good guys, however, it felt natural decades ago because the characters were well written and you knew you could relate to them
what the fuck kind of post is this? no, the antifa that would harass people that had something like a german flag sticker on their car like 7 years ago
Holy shit the uninformed millennial meme is real
>HP, SW
Reboots soon
>GOT
Prequel series in the works
Absolutely based and techpilled
I could buy them having secret fleets waiting in the Unknown Regions, ready to launch after Starkiller Base blew it's load all over the Republic. But since TLJ runs on anti-logic, I'm not sure that giving a reason even crossed Rian's mind.
I'll never forget watching the prequels and the youtube lego stop-motion videos where vader always calls the stormtroopers douchebags and the clone wars in CN. Or how I played battlefront on my dad's shitty laptop at 5-10 fps or playing the lego starwars games on my ds. Hell even after the disney takeover I discovered KOTOR and Battlefront 2. I've never really given much though to star wars but looking back at it I have a surprisingly large amount of nostalgia for it. And luckily for me most of that nostalgia isn't tied to the OT so the sequels don't piss me off as much.
love this artist
Dude Chewbaca ate people in the Han Solo movie.
who is this talking to me as if nuwars exists?
The clone wars era and OG trilogy are top teir and I still play battlefront I love star wars this isnt star wars
Do people have no idea that people actually LIKED Darth Vader, TIE Fighters, and the Death Star?
>you cant like X or you're a nazi
Boy do I have a surprise for you
>points at you
>points at his knobs
>points to his head
>points back at you
what did he mean by this?
The two psychological tendencies that underlie modern leftism we call “feelings of inferiority” and “oversocialization.” Feelings of inferiority are characteristic of modern leftism as a whole, while oversocialization is characteristic only of a certain segment of modern leftism.
By “feelings of inferiority” we mean not only inferiority feelings in the strict sense but a whole spectrum of related traits; low self-esteem, feelings of powerlessness, depressive tendencies, defeatism, guilt, self- hatred, etc. We argue that modern leftists tend to have some such feelings (possibly more or less repressed) and that these feelings are decisive in determining the direction of modern leftism.
When someone interprets as derogatory almost anything that is said about him (or about groups with whom he identifies) we conclude that he has inferiority feelings or low self-esteem. This tendency is pronounced among minority rights activists, whether or not they belong to the minority groups whose rights they defend. They are hypersensitive about the words used to designate minorities and about anything that is said concerning minorities.
t. Uncle Ted
>le ebin inceltuber
kys
>you cant like X or you're a nazi
X in this case = blatant nazi analogues, though
While true, the Empire and to be fair, the real life nazis are aesthetically pleasing as fuck.
Chipman and it isn't even close
30 minutes? Who's got time to watch a 20-minute video? Geez, don't they realize that 10 minutes is just too much?
>woke twitter
Oh god I just remember there is a Gundam western produced movie coming out. If they touch universal century timeline there will be fucking riots.
b a s e d
>rebels are dumb asses who have no plan
>empire gets shit done
Nothing on the list is untrue.
fpbp
Holy fuck why didn't the ST go with this angle? This sounds based
From a certain point of view
>tfw i recognized this in the first sentence
NAZI
Fuck yo clowns
my fellow corruption spreading faggot
>play video game
>grind exp to get past a boss
>tfw im a mass murderer now because fiction and reality are the same thing
That or corporate sector seem better choices. Otherwise its constant war and misery for you in the SW galaxy.
>people being persecuted for supporting a fictional regime from a childish fantasy movie
> 269 replies
> none of you post the real poll from before the Disney buyout that excludes all the posers and cunts that needed corporate brainwashing and pandering to even acknowledge the franchises existence
I thought there were some real fans here.
Empire all the way here.
However the first order fucking sucks. They have a Sith that is being seduced by the light side as their leader for FUCK sake.
But what if I AM a "Fascist" AND like the Empire/First Order?! Checkmate Wokesters; I'm self-aware!
That's not a Jim Sterling video. You bamboozled me.
Dobson is a sniveling, pathetic retard.
Sterling is a fat blob that is forever trapped reviewing shitty consumerist video games while hating and advocating against consumerism, meaning he lives in his own ouroboros of shit.
Chipman?
Chipman is when a fat, sad, pathetic man is given the spotlight. Watching him is like watching a non-autistic Chris-chan.
Yes but So-y-Wars and the So-y-trilogy are obviously not part of it.
I am very careful about incorporating So-y concepts into real Star Wars.
the first order should have been sith and jedi that went to the mandalorian wars and then got "lost" in the outer rim and came back to fight while the imperial remnant are fighting the new republic to keep a hold of their systems
Maybe he's thinking about why somebody would kill a person, prior to tossing them out of a moving vehicle
BASED Mongolia
>""""""""""""""""""ACTS""""""""""""""""""""""" as anakin's father
Nigger who you think sired him?
oh no government power is so bad! *votes socialist*
SAY IT!
The Dob
the one man on Yea Forums with a mental age higher than twelve, we've found him
I still love the OT, I never considered the prequels to be as terrible as the majority perceives them to be. Never watched the clone wars or played the video games, but I consider nuWars and anything Disney/EA related to be a different canon.
hmm so owning a darth vader toy means you are a nazi? but then again jim sterling is also a big fan of "crossed". what does that make him?
Double nazi, obviously.
>Lucius Malfoy
God I hate this fat blowhard cuck.
The ruler the galaxy needed but didn't deserve.
>mentally ill leftists eating one another
Beautiful.
Does this mean that Vader is literally Hitler?
>It is the woman who chooses what is accepted in culture.
after they ruin it
The Old republic is the actual fascism, it's ruled by religious autists with laser swords
Empire was based
Star Wars 1-6 are basically USA sucking themselves off the movie
Isn't it a little hypocritical for Jim Sterling to harp on that identifying as an authoritarian makes you a Nazi, considering his whole presentation is modelled off Nazi dictators. Dude even has a (not)nazi eagle thing behind him lmao.
How is it wrong? She told nothing but bullshit to get her job, then nothing but bullshit to keep it, and then even more bullshit that others believed, as far as I am concerned shes the greatest story teller ever in history.
The Empire.
They just seem more competent than the Republic or whatever political system they have in the Disney Star Wars movies. Plus having a Space Wizard as your ruler seems like a good idea
Nazi Sith girls > feminist commie Jedi with dry cunts
But the Battle of Yavin was a legitimate military engagement
This.
who here Space Wakanda?
Yes but it's cool.
>posts on Yea Forums
>complains about wasting time
what did he mean by this?
>t. bootlicker
Proofs?
Because he's a big guy
the dude has lost it though. his mind is gone recently.
Everytime i hear of him it's just the same shit, it's like a TV show on repeat. Microtransactions bad, Devs behaving poorly over and over. I don't get how people aren't tired of the shtick.
he's changed though. He used to justify his points, balance things out a bit and be consistent with his views. Now he's literally idiot tier, a hypocrite who actually believes being biased is a good thing and doesn't follow any consistent logic.
he's movie bob tier
>Does anyone actually like Star Wars anymore?
Yes.
The internet was a mistake.
Empire is always more popular.