Alita: Battle Angel discussion
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/ALITA/
Sneed
Happy two months /Alita/
Brie
she will never be a thing.
Its today!!!!!!!!!
hooray! My Ray-Ban Alita got in, thanks Peaches.
++HUMAN SMILE PROTOCOLS ENGAGED++
How long do you think this general will last for?
*ahem*
happy two month anniversary
>mfw there's only one gif of Brie laughing and it's not even genuine
until #999 and beyond. If we have sequels these threads will stay here for a long time.
Neither will Alita
>777
Blessed and Alitapilled
somehow she gives Kristen Stewart a run for her money for being an emotional dead-zone. It's kind of impressive honestly.
Happy Two Month Anniversary, Alitafrens. I love Alita and /Alita/ and all of you.
THIS IS THREAD #374
THIS IS THREAD #374
THIS IS THREAD #374
THIS IS THREAD #374
THIS IS THREAD #374
THIS IS THREAD #374
THIS IS THREAD #374
Two months, friends. Let it never end.
> user let me suck you
that's my boye
Found the pedophile
Anything for you Alita
Me next weekend
>heeeeey Jaron (formerly jazz)
Holy shit, is it still playing next week for you?
>the way ido pops up with a smile on his face
He's so proud of himself and of /ourgirl/.
One of my favorite scenes, subtle, but has more emotion than any film that has come out in this century.
>Emolita
>now Vampilita
This is good shit
INCEL ALERT
There are a few theaters still screening it even after Endgame comes out. Some are even speculating that the number of theaters will go up again, but I seriously doubt that. I think we'll need to request screenings for that to happen.
it's also zenith-level dadposting.
>He user I'm a bit thirsty
>Show me your neck
count your blessings you can still see it on the big screen user. What I'd give to see it one last time.
God damn it I know I've saved it twice
but
I can't find it
someone post the picture right after with the text on it
>I feel so loved!
>Better than chocolate
etc
Lucky! Watch it as many times as you can
thank you user
CUTE
They’re regulation. They won’t make you any faster.
Alita I've had a rough day can you wait until tomorrow?
>GIVE
>ME
>THAT
Fuck off, skin-job!
>I can wait until you are sleeping at best
>I can't stay like this too long
>You know the longer I wait the harder to control myself it is
>The Chad Thomas vs the beta Hugo
what happens when you lose control?
Koyomi better get some more screentime in FA. Alita literally has no friends anymore.
Writefag should write a scene with the two of them comisserating over losing their boyfriends.
>And blood-black nothingness began to spin
Oh no, what's happening with Rosa there in the top one
>It's pretty bad
She has me
Watch Maze Runner series
*Ahem*
FUCK JEROME
>Vamplita will never go crazy over your blood
Thomas is Hugo's blood brother, confirmed. Now we need a scene with Keean Johnson giving blood so we can continue the bloodchain.
Here's the fightchain:
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YES
But is she okay?
Delet!
And I've got Blondlita at gunpoint
Thanks user!
now this is epic
Here to provide backup user
Yes, he has life saving chad blood
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!! I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKIN ALITA SHILL THREADS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN BOARD!!!!!
one of these days a gun poster will shoot their monitor
OH Noooo! Looks like he's got ussss!
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jerome btfo
I mean it's probably not too hard to find a cheap old monitor just to shoot. It's a small investment for a quality bit.
now that would make fine for some top notch OC
Would you believe there's a small spot on one of my monitors where I accidentally ejected a slide into it when I was cleaning
Well may as well shoot it now
nah senpai
I'm totally strapped for cash right now, I'l use a monitor with a small spot on it
>friendly reminder that i exist
You better be a woman wearing a bracelet like that
>friendly reminder
ur an binch
I am. Rose quartz is my favorite stone that isn't like a legit gem.
>fat weeb
>webcam
For what purpose? Who would want to see your ugly mug?
It's Voiceanon
Zapan is a Bitch
Thank you Voiceanon
Vamplita a cute, A CUTE!
I'm underweight, I dunno why that pic makes my hand look so fat
we really gotta do this song and dance every time I post this
1. people can wear whatever they want
2. why are you telling a person with a gun pointed at the internet what to do
>that bbq lighter on your monitor
You a pyromaniac by any chance?
calm down cam
>I am.
Reminder.
maybe they're easier to light candles with, fren
nah, i keep it there to light the candle on my desk.
>grill
>OCfag
>funs
VA is something else
Duck you faggots for tricking me into watching this fucking shit
>funs
you ever do the trick where you stick the end in a water bottle and let a few seconds of gas out then light it up?
Voiceanon should date Thread Man or writefag
> funs
t. Tread Man or writefag
t-thenks
Nope! That sounds like it'd be neat but I'm also not going to do anything that could even remotely be harmful that someone on Yea Forums tells me to do.
Pretty sure they're both a little far buddy. I'm really tired of long-distance.
How was anyone supposed to think that chubby hand belongs to you?
This but unironically
PLEASE DON'T SHIP THREAD MAN
Thread Man is my husband you can't have him
Nice try, Tread Man.
Bracelet, I guess?
By all means, take him. I'll stick with Hugo.
Or better yet Alita
braap
What we all really gotta do is meet for a karaoke night
user should date user, just saying.
stop body-shaming
stop gemstone-shaming
>tfw no one ships you
I ship me and Alita
WHO ARE YOU
THREAD MAN DID'T KNOW THREAD MAN WAS MARRIED
I would really Rather not, I kind of hate my singing voice
Arcade meetup would be fun tho
or the range
Aww, it's okay CutOut. CutOut x Peaches OTP
>I fully support this if it means user will finally leave Alita alone
you have transcended relationships. You're post horny. Post sexual. You are the next stage of consciousness. You exist to cut.
>I could find someone for you
Through all the tears.
How many /ALITA/ anons have a gf/bf?
Damn all of you you're making me extra lonely.
Fine, Thread Man and writefag
technically.but I'm separated from my wife and unsure of how things will play out. It's like a cold war of sorts. 10/10 don't recommend it, anons.
I ship it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Recently broken up
It was like draining
Were literally one fanfic away from /mlp/
None. These boards are incel central.
None of the writers will however.
/reylo/: Ejaculates onto fanart and degenerates into stalking and harassing the actors in the most disgusting ways.
/alita/: Instead ships user with user and accidentally ejects a magazine into their computer monitor.
This means you guys are better. But still shipping a shit
Shipping your own tripfags and namefags is the terminal stage, /ALITA/. You must resist.
I mean being separated is indistinguishable from the breakup emotions. But you get the fun added cruelty of wondering when the axe will fall and you're hit with an actual divorce. But it's broken up in the meantime as you drive yourself insane wondering what the other is thinking or feeling. Like I said, I don't recommend it! Make your relationships work guys!
I would just carry around the head of the battle angle and insert my penis into the mouth whenever i wanted
>A slide is a magazine
Pester writefag to do it
it's clearly a joke guys. We've joked about this before.
Good luck user
I hope you find happiness in other pursuits and make your life work
It’s shitty rn but eventually you will /heal/ and this will all seem like a bad dream
Honest question, why does everyone here like Alita so much? While it had some good action scenes, the main love plot was fucking grating, at least to me. It was like, Avatar tier.
>Pester writefag to do it
I wasn't suggesting he should.
I want to boop that nose and kissu those lips and gaze into those eyes.
she is is just lovable and honest in her words and in her actions
It’s kind of like falling in love user
We don’t know why, how, or when it happened. We just know that we relate to the character and something clicked. It all happened so fast. It just did. These generals seem to have been around forever but it’s only been TWO months.
What matters is that life is good at the moment because of it.
>clearly
Poe's law: "an adage of Internet culture stating that, without a clear indicator of the author's intent, it is impossible to create a parody of extreme views so obviously exaggerated that it cannot be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of the parodied views."
Poe's second law: "Somewhere on Tumblr, Poe is being shipped with you."
She's a breathe of fresh air in an environment where protagonists, especially female ones, have to be unpleasant and nasty to everyone around them.
>/reylo/: Ejaculates onto fanart and degenerates into stalking and harassing the actors in the most disgusting ways.
Wait, this is REAL? And they call us pathetic! hahahaha
thank you fren. One day at a time. I hope things work out. I'm B I G G A Y and want to make things work. We'll see.
I actually like Alita's evolution through the movie most. The action comes second for me. Watching her do anything, say any line is just a joy to watch. It's really as simple as that.
INCELS!!!!
have sex
most of are volcel, thanks.
HERE LIES JEROME. THE BIGGEST FAG OF THEM ALL.
Thoughts?
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I haven't been to Yea Forums in months.
Only came back for the /got/ threads. Why has Alita got a general? One that's lasted this long too? I was under the impression most people thought she looked creepy because of the big eyes based on reactions to the trailer I remember.
I actually havent seen it yet but she looks cute.
It's a subset of Reylo called Daiver who are trying to get Adam Driver to divorce his wife and get together with Daisy Ridley. It's absolutely retarded and creepy. They've also bothered their hair stylist and Adam Driver's .... driver.
Image related
>Adam Driver to divorce his wife and get together with Daisy Ridley. It's absolutely retarded and creepy.
yikes idk how people even comparing us to that even makes sense.
>I was under the impression most people thought she looked creepy because of the big eyes
Indeed, which is why it didn't make money. Everyone in these generals are straight up incels.
I don’t like real girls
Our threads are civil and we keep to ourselves. Her eyes are only repulsive to plebs who aren't used to big animu eyes. Plus you get used them quickly when you're actually watching the movie.
See
I like it. It makes me fall asleep fast in a good way
It's true that a lot of people were put off by the eyes but it's unironically in my top 5 favorite movies now and obviously it's had a big impact on a lot of people otherwise these generals would never have lasted this long.
Can I watch this online anywhere yet? I missed out on seeing it in theaters and I've heard good things but I can't seem to find anything (even on sketchy sites)
>a lot of people
>35 posters
>3 of them are me shitposting
>35 posters
Doesn't count the hundreds of passive lurkers like me who stay here for the comfyness and Alita heals
Why yes I did watch Alita in cinemas at least 10 times
Most of us are posting from our hidden Yea Forums gold accounts so we're not getting counted in the total poster count.
It had an effect on the shitposters too otherwise they wouldn't be here in the first place
I liked that you told the truth
Thanks user
*Ahem* torrent
Buy you have been warned the camrip has a Chinese dictionary plastered all over it. :)
Yeah it affected me how shit it was
Only 10 times? You're getting old, my good friend. Ha-ha-ha.
Because it is the patricians choice of movie, simple.
we're the most accepting little community on Yea Forums. We're extremely patient with our regular shitposters.
i guess this is what i deserve
I'm sure I'm the last person to notice this, but one of the guys who gets bottled at Kansas shows up later with the Centurions at the church, fresh scars and all. Is he a Hunter Warrior or some kind of Factory goon?
clean your desk
The cutest smile
I-It's fairly clean now
just my speeding ticket and some old thread and pieces of felt from my plushie
he's a Factory Enforcer like the guy with Zapan. Idk why but I thought the other dude looked cool. Kinda wish he got more screen time. Don't have a pic of him though.
>lurker
>posts
nah but I agree theres a lot of peopel who dont post here
Aren't Factory "personnel" supposed to be just brains in a can?
You're not gonna believe this but I was the one who christened him Todd way back when he was just starting.
Both of Zapan's associates are at the Kansas, actually. And I woner who the woman with the blonde long hair is. She's talikng with Zapan when he gets jumped, and is one of the first who Alita hits in the brawl.
Don't Factory enforcers have uniforms like those guys guarding Vector?
I think so but I guess they just decided to keep that with just deckman. Plus Vector has a small squad of what look like normal ass security for himself. I don't think the Enforcers actually report to him though.
I BELIEVE IT, THANK YOU writefag
NO ONE WILL BELIEVE I MADE THIS
> This is the smile a girl will give you that conveys trust.
> This is the smile a girl will give you that shows she is shy and just coming along to getting comfortable around you.
> These are the eyes of a girl that show years of previous pain, anxiety because she doesn’t know who she is, but her lips somehow frowning and smiling at the same time are a clear sign that no matter what, everything is going to be okay as long as she’s with you.
damn I didn't know that. I like that it's his unofficial name though lol
I don't think they ever call Vector's security detail anything. Enforcer only ever seems to relate to those two guys.
peterson will come and get you otherwise
It's okay user I believe it
I was there
I love all my Alitafrens
Does anyone have the picture of Alita snatching up Apu and cuddling him in bed?
and i love u user
dubs don't lie!
This place has horrible taste in movies. They latch onto anything that critically panned like this claiming it's some underrated masterpiece because nobody with half a brain would consider it good.
It will be okay Mr frog, the time waiting for a HD rip won't be too long.
Nobody? That why the audience score was so good?
>94% audience score
>60% critic score
>critically panned
hmm
it's ok frog you can be healed too soon
thank u
honestly Alita is at most an 8/10 movie, but it's just so fun to discuss. It wasn't panned by the way - look at the actual average score rather than the meaningless upvotes.
I can't believe I burned $14 for this shit. It's nothing more than teenage girl bullshit. But I'm glad her lover died, I hated that faggot
Thank you for this dose of healing.
thanks for supporting Alita!
Thank you fren
Pussy
Thanks fren
Dropping some mobile papes
2
did you re-scale this?
3
Ido looks like he's about to serenade the rocket-hammer
Thanks, added to the wallpaper thread
No, im afraid not.
4
oh shit /w/ still exists?
>my local theater is adding additional alita showings one day at a time now
What is going on
5
6
Easter? Holiday scheduling doesn't work like regular weeks.
>frantically check my area
>still nothing
hurts just a little
6
7
this is a cool dumb fren thank you
8
see
just admit you didn't want to pay for it you cheap bastard
9, last one for now. If I find any more, you know where I'm coming first.
the fact that people are STILL makign threads about this makes it clear how RENT FREE we are in their heads
Question, when you bring the chocolate and orange to the theater, do you eat it in synchronicity with Alita? Or just whenever you feel like it?
both
checked
In sync with Alita of course
You dashed my hopes, user
blessed numbers for autistic ritual orange and choco eating.
She's giving out hugs don't miss out
>threads on Yea Forums everyday
>hurrrdurrr we are RENT FREE
It’s more akin to mocking a billboard
SHE'S JUST PASSIN THEM OUT
Fuck off you can filter the threads out you redditor
Bite orange when she does and try to at least have it peeled at the end of the scene.
Bite chocolate the first time she does, and eat it at my own pace thereafter. Once i tried to match her bite for bite but that takes me out of the movie too much.
Thread OST: m.soundcloud.com
>Once i tried to match her bite for bite but that takes me out of the movie too much.
Fuck, glad I'm not the only one who's tried it. She eats fast.
I'm sad, guys. I don't want Alita to go. Tomorrow's her last day.
Can I have a hug, Alita
patrician viewing ritual
Blessed post
>*big hug*
>we still don't have these candles
wtf is going on with the merch dept.
>clothing falling off
L-lewd!
Fox put some stake in the film in 2018, i.e. the Hardee's tie-in that nobody remembers because of how short lived it was because of the second date change, and with the Disney Fox merger being announced in the summer of 2018, they were more focused on that than pushing Alita hard. It's almost like they were, but once that announcement happened, most of it was cut off. However, overseas got better treatment, probably since they weren't affected by the acquisition. To be honest, I'm glad they didn't. I doubt it would've raked in any more money than it did now. If anything, it saved the movie having such a small marketing campaign, so there isn't much merch outside of standard formalities that are done on every "big" movie.
WHY ARE THEY SO ATTRACTIVE
10. Because why not.
Because I absorbed all the ugly in the world, I guess... Not much else left over.
Alita with long hair... it kind of works.
Okay /ALITA/, what’s the best chocolate?
I want long hair Alita
bruh, Alita with long hair is weapons grade cute.
lol user don't say that.
I want to pull the hair of long-haired Alita!
>lol user don't say that.
Yeah, ha ha. Should say self-evident things.
There's a haha post to be made here but I don't even have the spirit to do it.
So far, the best I've had is Lindt's Lenor Orange Chocolate truffles. That shit is so fucking good.
Oh yeah? Well I want to brush her hair.
I would try as I usually do the haha think about it tho posts but idk how I'd even write some kindergarten ass shit like that
>implying hair pulling isn't patrician level lewd
I have half a square of Lindt 90% with my coffee every morning. I'm no connoisseur, but that stuff does it for me.
This hits me on multiple levels, both lewd, fearful, and caring... how do I even...
yeah, pulling a girl's hair in bed can be hot as a dominance thing but the way that user described it made it sound like some playground bullying. Plus, most of my haha posting usually centers around Alita being the aggressive one.
>90 chocolate
>Dark chocolate
>Unlimited_vomitning.png
>Alita pulling YOUR hair
OMFUCKINGL
Yeah it's strange, she looks very Alita but not at the same time. I think it's because the face was done so well.
>You guys are starting to get on my nerves
>I'll do more than pulling your hair if you keep this up
all right now THIS I can write gimme a sec
why does this look like something Nova would totally do to her
Like... spanking?
Whoa Ali it was just a thought, forgive me.
>I swear I'll sit on your face until you die if you don't stop
Because it is.
Pft. You won't do it. Chicken. Bak bak bak bak!
This is early art work from one of the sequels, long haired alita confirmed for sequel and now cannon.
Haha just imagine Alita sitting on your face untill you get either crushed or suffocated, haha just imagine it tho.
>*faint ignition sound in the distance*
>Tread lightly, user...
Kind of having trouble NOT thinking about it now.
do it you won't ha ha ha
>THAT'S IT
>I'm getting Zapan to do it instead, he's way heavier you'll die immediately
haha wow this really got me thinking lol what if you started teasing Alita all day and she just had enough of it. She walks up to you; all sense of personal space is gone. Her eyes are as intense as they always are, boring through you but instead of being uncomfortable, you're completely transfixed. She's so close to you you can see her eyes dilating, just so slightly. Before you can react, she reaches out behind your head and puts her left arm around your waist, holding you tight. Her right hand grips a fistful of your hair and she pulls back. The force of it paralyzes you. You can't move as she grips you tight. You can feel her chest pressing tightly against you and she begins to smile, clearly enjoying the power she holds over you. She leans in close to your neck and bites, just hard enough for a hickey."Don't tease me, user. Or I'll do that again." haha wow that was weird lol very strange of her to do this, who would even think about this?! but idk maybe think about it tho
How's that? You cut off half his butt.
LMAO you chickened out and got some one else to do it.
Jokes on you,
cyborg ass is all the same to me, the heavier the better.
wait wut
>user you'll never get to touch my ass, ever
>You think I'm silly? you get 1 point for that stupid doggo picture though, cute
Haha very cool user, she seems like a cat/kitty after you've pissed it of, and doesn't want to take anymore of your shit.
oh jesus oh lord
Do you think the cold makes Zapan's nipples go pointy
You stop that or I'll have to extend that to a full scene.
I didn't want to touch your yucky butt anyway. Your just a chicken bawk bawk
thanks fren. This is the longest one I've done so far. I try not to overdo it and I don't think it warrants namefagging but I'll keep doing them as much as I can.
also I could see that I suppose but movie Alita is a lot less moody than a cat is.
well I'm 40k-retard who will never finish a story so feel free m8
Kiss-kun user here, all I gotta say is
DO IT FAG
Last pics before image limit must be pixels only
>Lewd hairpulling writing
Based
Almost certainly
PLEASE
You won't do it. NO BALLS!
please for the love of God do it nigger
Get the fuck out of here VA, go fuck an Hugo poster we want Writefag to do it
Do it user
Dominant Alita story
But also I get payback on her and she becomes submissive too
Think about it though
HOT FRESH NEW BREAD
HOT FRESH NEW BREAD
HOT FRESH NEW BREAD
I have to vote against you this time.
>*dark city voice*
LET THE HAIR PULLING COMMENCE!
tho*
I'm asexual and hate lewd in all forms hugo's just hot
Hugo is ew
have sex
I'm married. Just had a kid in March. I'm going to have to dress him as Ido for halloween when he's four or something. Hopefully the sequel will at least be announced by then.