Become emperor

Was he an incel? No wonder he was twisted. Any EU fags can verify his virginity status?

he probably had a farm next to thanos

>ironically enough he let corporations and most businesses do whatever they wanted, as long as he got paid
based

Wrong, he's been a force ghost

What's the point of having it all if you don't take time to enjoy it? Besides in the old EU he had mistresses and shit and also oversaw the transition of government from republic to Empire.

Sheev was one of the best leaders the galaxy ever saw. The only thing he did wrong was trust his apprentice with the job of killing the latter's son given anakins history with padme he should have killed Luke himself or just blown him up while on Endor

Also he should have made Thrawn Grand Moff after Tarkin died but he was racist

Sheev was a volcel.

Based libertatian Sith Lord.

>Was he an incel?
Not more than you mother

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That's all he ever wanted though. His 30 year master plan which caused untold suffering across the galaxy was put into action so he could sit on a chair in a giant ball in space

Pretty based

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He achieved everything he wanted. Motherfucker could just dissolve the governing body of an entire galaxy? Did it. Just pool the resources of 10,000 planets and build a gun that can shoot those planets one at a time? Ducking build it, I’d like to see them stop me. Then they blow it up and he says fuck it, build another one but 3 times bigger, and make sure you give me a good fucking seat for the planet killing. In his spare time him and Vader fuck around with mysteries of the dark side. Literally at the galactic pinnacle

>Ducking
kys phoneposter

why would you need to do anything when you've already won?

Could he manipulate the force to stimulate him penis?

That would be extremely painful

The dark side of the force is a path to fetishes many would consider to be... unnatural

The rebels caused him to dissolve the senate, not the death star.

Twii'ilek trannies?

Of course not. He fucked women from all over the galaxy in his private bedchamber

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Wrong

for you

comfy

>be Sauron
>do literally nothing for 3000 years but look around your shithole region

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This is why I hate LOTR and all the fantasy movies and books so much. The antagonists never have any meaningful motive beyond "lol he's EBIL"

boomer retirement in a nutshell

Well, I mean, that's the point of those.
They are good vs evil stories, it's literally about the journey and fighting against adversity more than villain motivations and such.
Star Wars is the same, the moment you try to add moral relativism to cartoony bad guys everything just falls apart.

>ironically enough he let corporations and most businesses do whatever they wanted, as long as he got paid
Absolutely based

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I just realized I wand and should build the emperor's chair for my lurkstation, it looks comfy.

Sauron wasn't originally evil. He just loved order. Rigid order.

Nature was not to his liking, too random and organic. He loved order in all things and would be perfectly happy to rule over empty gray wastes as long as they were as he wanted them.

He fell in with Melkor whose goals were similar in the short term. Ultimately Melkor was jealous of Illuvatar who created all, and wanted to end or corrupt all creation. Having bent Sauron toward his campaign, he used him as a lieutenant at the dawn of time in his personal crusade against existence. He lost and Sauron was formless for a time, then reconstituted himself as an elf and tricked the races of middle earth with his ring game to gain the necessary power to bend them all over and fuck them into oblivion.

He almost won too. But the brotherhood of Sam and Frodo was too strong and he got dabbed on by some Hobbits.

But what he wasn't, was evil for no reason. He had a very strong reason. You just never cared to find out.

Rewatch the scene where Vader chokes the imperial officer

So... Sauron was a bitter autistic incel?

do you mean the 20 years between episode 3 and 4, or the 20 years between episode 6 and 7

In fairness Sauron didnt want to be an eye. He was slain and had to reconstruct himself into reality through sheer tyranny of will, similar to Dr. Manhattan.

We don't know what Sauron did in his free time, but I always assumed it was an elf rape buffet.

Sheev wrote books in his free time. He liked writing and reading.

He fucks with Vader's life daily.

Where does he even enter from. The hallway with the screens doesnt connect to the hologram room, and there arent any other apparent entries

Comfy

elevators

meant for

-Be Sheev

-Want to take over the Galaxy

-Carefully plan over many decades in a grand conspiracy involving the political, economic, and military realms

-Carefully orchestrate war and purge your enemies

-Finally achieve powers through seemingly legitimate political means, but still need like 20 more years to gain absolute control and abolish the Old Republic

-At last you've won!

Meanwhile.....

-Be First Order

-Want to Take over the Galaxy

-Build Death Star 3 but have it destroyed

-Take over the whole galaxy literally the next day with no resistance.

Sheev's ghost must be in the void screaming at how easy the FO had it compared to him.

[sinister droning music]

made a little line to show how he gets in

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I guess the FO had it easy cause Sheev already dismantled the Republic, and the 20 or so years between ROTJ and TFA wasn't enough for them to come back to their full strength. Also given that Sheev is in Ep 9 he probably had something to do with the FO.

I find it hard to believe the chancellor of the fucking galaxy would sleep quarters the size of a hotel room.

That makes no sense. What the fuck is the room with the three chairs beside the bedroom for?

shitposting on Yea Forums

LAN parties

>Sheev's ghost must be in the void
He doesn't know...

Security room? I mean he is the fucking supreme chancellor Sith Lord or not

That's the Sheev Cave

What do you think Sheev did in his free time?

Force masturbation

Battlestation

Lmao

What other boards does he frequent? Yea Forums?

That's just his workplace bedroom. He probably owns a luxurious apartment somewhere on Coruscant

Ghostfucks roasties all over the Galaxy.

fugged his harem of alien qts

>that tiny bed and stall shower

Sheev was a man of simple tastes

Fucked alien pussy
Read about history
Experimented on the minds on captured Jedi
Looked smugly out the window down at plebs

What the hell do people like Vader and the Emperor do in their spare time when they're not busy conquering shit?

Posting sneed on Yea Forums for the most part

why is there a room with nothing in it except 2 doors

>inherit a mess of a Republic which barely functions yet controls an entire galaxy
>lots of resentment to the formation of the Galactic Emperor
>lol why the fuck did it take him so long to consolidate his power
Silence j*di

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In the old EU at least he was eagerly awaiting the vong to show up just so he could anally rape them with the full force of the Empire and 1 possibly 2 fully functional death stars.

So a high corporate tax and minimal regulations?

doubt he would go on Yea Forums
I think he would go on things like on /pol/, /int/, Yea Forums and nearly every Yotsuba board .

>Sauron being an eye

The eye of Sauron was more of a metaphor in the books, though alot is unclear. It is assumed he still had a body because Gollum said he saw his "4 fingers on his black hand" during his time in Barad-dur.

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Playing vidya and getting drunk as fuck in that 50s bar

possible airlock

Underrated

When did he change from sleeping in beds to cryo chambers

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>named Emperors tower
>imperial guards swarming him
>Imperial era equipment
I dunno maybe sometime when he became emperor

At the very least Vader tried routinely to kill and replace him while the Emperor had a ball dismantling those attempts in front of Vader.

Plus Vader did like leading the 501st into shitstorm fights vs various alien scum.

but why

cuz old

This.
Also based rule 66 dubs.

Wait...was there any form of “internet” in the Galaxy?

Train various apprentices in hopes they can kill each other using one.

Who would the emperor meet with in that cozy little lounge?

This is so creatively bankrupt. The throne room is an exact copy of the death star one in ROTJ, but the reason the death star throne room looked so barebones and pragmatic was because the entire death star was still under construction. You can bet the fucking emperor of the galaxy would've had his actual throne room pristine and ornate.

cause hes old so putting him a cryo chamber while hes sleeping will slow down the process

He was already old though. Unless he was just hiding his age before Mace zapped him.

>cucks the Jedi order and becomes emperor of the entire Galaxy
>All from behind the shadows and no one ever noticed
>Mind fucked the most powerful Jedi in the Galaxy to be his bitch
>He also fucked his mother using the force and is technically his son
>Gets to fuck alien qts whenever he wants
Sheev is the ultimate shitposter

Holonet. It was basically internet, but 100% controlled.

That is the throne room from the Death Star in RotJ though.

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This IS the tower on the Death Star.

He wouldn't post such shit-tier memes

it's a comfortable and fashionable throne design

This picture has more entertainment value than the latest SW trilogy disney shat

he was old but he didn't want to get any older than was necessary
remember that it is possible to die of old age

>rey is shmi
where did that come from?

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this
he probably is responsible for 90% of the prequel posts and also does some bane posting on the side

That never made sense to me. Build a massive artificial moon with near perfect defenses just from the sheer bulk of it...put the most important person around in a spindly tower on the surface, away from the defenses, instead of deep inside where a laser blast can't send the thing spinning into space.

You can't see planets exploding with your own eyes from deep inside.

>Rey goes to the force rift
>Palpatine force rapes her and throws her back in time where she births Anakin
Based

He was waiting for Luke to arrive so he could swap out his old bum boy (Vader) for a fresh new one. Cycle repeats itself every time. Just look at how he dumped Dooku for Anakin’s young boipussy.

According to Wookiepedia the Emperor hated ostentation and decadence and liked to live ascetically.

>implying that Rey wouldn't give herself a Force Abortion™ because she's empowered

>get computer
>do nothing but sit on Yea Forums for 20 years
whoa

damn

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Old guys hate a lot of things. Palpatine believes that hate = focus. Imagine sitting around and getting pissed off about stuff you hate. And also looking for new shit to hate and ways to hate stuff you currently hate even more.

Okay this is fucking epic and ultra based and redpilled

>he let corporations and most businesses do whatever they wanted, as long as he got paid
Holy shit bring back the empire

Dude, he's the EMPEROR. What do you expect of him? Most of the galaxy is his. The power is his. The biggest worry he had in the world was whether to invite a red Twi'Lek dancer to his jacuzzi bath, or a blue Twi'Lek dancer. Or maybe both.

Why is no one thinking that Snoke might have been some sort of corpse puppet controlled by Palpatine?

That's what I believe, and what makes the most sense considering Snoke's power. I bet imperfect-sith-force-ghost Palpatine had to posess him in some form like a parasite. Sheev was like Anubis in Stargate, in a higher plane of existence, but still not allowed to be on the force ghost's one.

can i be emperor too since ive done nothing but sit around for the last 20 years

That is exactly 100% what i'd do. Who's gonna stop you now? And you have access to whatever you want. Full NEET.

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Kind of ironic that the top of the Jedi Temple looks almost the same.

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actually he got the trains to run on time, and the security afforded by the imperial navy got the galaxy back up and running. they started terraforming new planets to feed everyone.
SHEEV truly did nothing wrong.

sheev confirmed for being an incel, and the fact that an incel took control over the galaxy is proof that white men are destroying earth

Have the movies ever shown the Empire outright attacking or exterminating people that weren't aiding the rebels or attacking the Empire first? The only time we see the Empire's foot soldiers being rough with populations are on backwater planets in the middle of nowhere full of danger.

BALLIN

was that supposed to be sheev giggling at the end of the IX trailer

didnt he claim the temple as his?

>20 years
try 40 you fucking imbecile, stop defending this shit its all trash

Yeah. JewJew is that desperate to get interest in his shit movie

nigga got a bubble wrap bed
fucking based

shitposted on the extranet

Designated fap room

Can we get more of these? I swear I need to just look up some PDFs of all those star wards books that go into autistic level of detail about everything. I like seeing these interior maps

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hahahaha the little Sheev electrocuting Luke

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thanks for posting these

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The point was to spit all over them
its a huge fuck you to the Jedi
he killed your entire kind and now he is living in a building that is based of them. When people see a building like that they won't be thinking "woah that looks like the Jedi temple" no they will be thinking "hey that sort of looks like the building the Emperor would live in"

You're welcome. I forgot I even had them until someone mentioned posting more.

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Jabba the Hutt was a patron of the arts and sport on an otherwise desolate, impoverished planet

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The Senate voted to give him all power and he brought Peace Stability and Economic prosperity and removed the restrictive anti freedom stuff the jedi enforced.

calling it
movie ends with kylo (ben) living in old ben's hut, not the burned and ramsacked lars home like some leaks said

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Why dont pirates just hyper space crash into the city and loot the debris?

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Why build death strars when you can just hyperspace crash into planets?

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Sheev was fucking his spooky Umbaran secretary.

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Wasn't his lightsaber incredibly ornate? Nigger

If you don't think Ebe Endocott had the sickest pod then you don't know shit and need to get the fuck out of my face

He was always my first choice in Episode I: Racer

TIE Defender is still my shipfu

This is what government workers do. Wait it out until retirement and get your pension.

wanting order isnt autism

My nigger. I always raced as him in the N64 game.

i'm partial to Aldar Beedo myself

>spooky
i'm sorry for your shit taste user

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why didnt the rebels hyperspace ram the emperors tower

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like the others said its a big fuck you, and also a nice reminder to the emperor that he won. sheev loves gloating over the plebs and to twist something holy to the jedi into his personal quarters made his dick cast force storm on the regular. i fucking love sheev

what the fuck

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Have you built any planet-destroying weapons while you were sitting around?

Remember the walking automatons with brains in them? I guess those are the B'omarr boys. Gotta get rid of those pesky bodies somehow

>he let corporations and most businesses do whatever they wanted
Is this canon? Why is anyone against Sheev, he sounds based

ahem. the b'omarr monks attempted to gain enlightenment by shedding their physical forms and placing their brains in cybernetic vessels full of fluid that would keep them alive as they reached enlightenment. on certain occasions they could be put into a walker in a spider configuration. their brainless corpses were sacrificed in the name of enlightenment.

bib fortuna, jabbas twi lek assistant survived the explosion of jabbas shuttle and was then forcibly "enlightened" by the b'omarr as they removed his brain on return to jabbas palace.

they were good friends

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Read the other descriptions. The B'omarr are monks who took their brains out to put in jars on legs, so the bodies had to go somewhere.

so was the laugh at the end of the trailer sheev?

>blue milk dispenser
my sides

absolutely based wookiepedia x good friend poster

for
what
purpose

faster than an interceptor, protected by two layers of shielding, armed with 4 heavy laser cannons, 2 ion laser cannons, a varied and sizeable loadout capacity of missile weapons, has a bloody hyperdrive! literally the perfect star-fighter

tax purposes

>a religious order that believed in isolating themselves from all physical sensation to enhance the power of their minds

Just bang a Twi-Lek like a normal person, user. Nobody wants that bald albino.

its possible but at the same time how Snoke fought was very much different from how Palpatine would fight.

Palpatine when he went from feeble old man mode to Sith Master he'd tend to go from 0 to 3000 in a second and overwhelm most of his opponents. Even when he's toying with enemies he makes sure its known he's 100% in overpowering em.
also no force lightning that Palpatine is so found of.

No, worse. German minimalist artist.

kek

To be the recipients of R2's story of the Skywalkers. This will be the end scene.

>he doesn't have a vestibule to his bedroom

embarrassing desu

I always liked the idea that Sheev didn’t really care that much about being Emperor. It was just a means to an end for a greater plan. Also, ruling an en empire is a lot different than winning a war. Credit to some SW comic I can’t remember.

>Sheev is Don Fanucci

Based desu

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>shuttle, bomber, and boarding craft are all the same thing
What did they mean by this?

youtube.com/watch?v=mEmAoXGoTGk

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he was the chairman of the board at the emperor palpatine surgical reconstruction center. that alone kept him busy

/ck/, guaranteed

Realtalk here.

Let's say Sheev comes back as a Force Ghost of some kind. A Sith Ghost.

Now legally speaking can he still claim his previous position and titles even though he's a ghost? I mean it's technically a scientific condition of some kind and there's many diverse aliens and whatnot in the SW universe. Maybe being some kind of ethereal entity is not a big deal. Also he got "assassinated" and has not willingly abandoned his position, to which he was elected to normally. Can he just claim it or maybe run for office again? He might've even created a law in anticipation for this event. Considering how the rebels/resistance behave they haven't really thought this whole thing through.

user no

>that caption on luke

In the deleted scenes they mention that the Empire has been collectivizing farmland across the galaxy including Tatooine.

there have always been sith spirits in lore. theyre just generally tied to the places theyre buried at. if anything sheev is stuck in the death star wreckage as a spooky ghost

probably a shitload of deathsticks while listening to his massive speaker system in his study

chamber where you can rip some sick farts into without having to deal with it in any specific room

in the EU he literally had a harem so unless it was just for show...

>The Yuuzhan Vong—"Children of Yun-Yuuzhan", also called the (((Chosen race)))

Wtf I love sheev now

I literally do that already and I'm not even old

I unironically love sheev's style

So goddamn fucking based, literally the ONLY reason I’ll be watching the train wreck I’m sure the new movie will be. But I’ll be godamned if I can’t get enough of mah boi sheev.

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>he hasn't taken the baldpill yet

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cute pink chairs

the slicers had their own darkweb