It's a "Truman begins to wonder if his therapist is engaged during their appointments and even trying to understand...

It's a "Truman begins to wonder if his therapist is engaged during their appointments and even trying to understand what he's talking about" episode.

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>not going to your therapist because she has nice feet

>trying to understand what he's talking about
She gets it, you're an incel, what's there to understand?

>female therapists
Have you ever been around female med students? Theyre just as fucked up if not more so

The late 90s were strange
>The Truman Show
>The Matrix
>Dark City
>The 13th Floor
All had the same "the world isn't real" motif. What did they mean by this?

they were right

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>Neo's passport expired on 9/11/2001

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> It's a Truman still eats his boogers at 32 episode.

I was only a year old when 9/11 happened, I wonder if my mom put me in front of the tv to watch it

>It's a "Truman fakes his way through an exhaustive interview process then fails the medical so the company passes on him" episode

So weird that not declaring he was on propecia was grounds for failing a medical

therapists are a meme

>It's a "Truman doesn't know how to tell his secret girlfriend that her feminine hygiene isn't all that it could be. He's well aware there's a "good" version and a "bad" version of that and his girlfriend is definitely rocking the bad version and he doesn't like coming home to his wife and two kids smelling like a sardine..." episode.

>It's a 'Truman sits in his bedroom in the dark with a .38 in his mouth for six hours because he's worried he's crazy when he notices one guy working in all the shops as a cashier' Episode

it's a truman finishes masturbating and closes 16 incognito tabs episode.

It's a "Truman spends all weekend watching Ben Shapiro on YouTube then starts to look at his black colleagues with contempt" episode

> It's a Truman killed a crackhead seven years ago and wonders if anyone will ever come for him episode

It's a Truman is 26 and discreetly stalking his high school crush episode.

>Theyre just as fucked up if not more so
Wouldn’t that give them a better opportunity to understand what’s wrong with you?

I’d watch that movie

it's a truman is disenchanted at his lack of progress in life, professionally and otherwise, but then remembers that his parents are likely to keel over in the next 10-15 years leaving him with a hefty inheritance and it calms his nerves and makes him smile episode.

>It's a Truman receives a phone call from his insurance lawyer uncle, who proceeds to spend ten whole minutes bragging about his amazing parking job in excruciating detail
Sometimes Truman wonders if this character was conceived as part of experiment to create the most boring person ever.

I had a therapist when I was a teen that was really pretty in a saoirse ronan kind of way and would almost never wear a bra. I would just make shit up as an excuse to get a session with her, then just spend an hour chit-chatting.

That’s a conversation you need to have user, that’s disgusting.

I believe this is more common than anyone will admit.

I finally kicked the habit at 20. Felt like my luck would run out one day and someone would see me do it.

I got caught in the fifth grade on a field trip...Nothing ever came of it.

I don't. believe that

>eats
I pick a lot. But eat? That's somehing I grew out of.