You may ask why so many editions about Jorah. Well, that's because there is only one thing both normies, söyboys and incels agree on: Jorah is only and solely Lord Friendzone, and nothing else matters about him, and we need to address this issue.
The Hero of Pyke, Fucker of Hightowers, Buddy of the Dothraki Iain Glen deserves more respect. I mean, he is going to portray Batman and nobody gives a fuck!? This is just pure disrespect!
Do I stay the whole night for the episode and be exhausted and tired the whole day but be in time to school, or do I wake up at 4am, getting at least some sleep and feel better throughout the day, but at the risk of missing class?
AAAAARGH STANNISFAGS HELP ME. MY CHARACTER GOT COMPLETELY BUTCHERED AND I GOT BEHEADED ARRRRRRRRGH
Carter Reed
*Melly*, dammit
Gavin Carter
Cringe and bluepilled
Jaxson Anderson
"Unfortunately, due to a missing red crayon, we've encountered unexpected delays. But after 4 years, we're proud to say that our main event, Cleganebowl, will now finally be starting. In one month. Thank you for your patience"
Henry Price
I'm from Finland No I have a test first thing in the morning
Julian Reyes
Also add the mountain standing in the background and both of them with a green glow on their faces
Logan Ross
Dorne for sure
Colton Roberts
Is this Frikidoctor guy legit?
Jackson Perez
Official Rankings:
>MOST POWERFUL Arya The Night King Dany (with dragons) Sansa (with preparation time) Brienne Jon Snow The Hound The Mountain Euron Greyworm Bronn Meli Yara Beric Jaime Daario Jorah Gendry Sam Theon Edmure Tully Tyrion Cersei >LEAST POWERFUL
Is it just me or has Varys become absolutely useless since he joined dragon bitch? >Absolute genius and master of intrigue for multiple seasons who knows everything about everyone >Doesn't know Casterly Rock has been vacated and the assault is a trap >Has no clue an entire army and fleet of ships are moving across the continent Why the fuck do they even keep him around? Do they not know how to write him without the books? He's completely gutted from the early seasons and does nothing. You could have just killed Varys if you wanted to avoid these plotholes.
Austin Gonzalez
WHERE’S THE FUCKING STREAM
Jaxson Kelly
actually though wtf
Ethan Jenkins
Why the fuck do 3 prominent side characters have no dick or no balls? Was it really that common in that time period that this show is based in?
you're saying that like 9 years is a long time, but some authors can't even write one (1) book in that time
Levi Moore
Based stream dealer
Christopher Powell
i wish they had had the mercy to kill Varys last season too. with him, Olenna, and Littlefinger gone, I could have quit my miserable experience of watching this garbage fucking show. he better play the fucking game soon to give me some small payback for sitting through Season 7
Jonathan Murphy
I literally told you idiot. Kys.
Michael Ramirez
Right here, bro
*pisses in your mouth*
Nicholas Perry
indeed they were user, eunuchs played very important roles in medieval society. look it up when you can.
AND THE BEAST WAS EVERY BIT AS FAT AS ROBERT WAS HIMSELF
Carter Watson
How much data do you reckon the decent ones will use during the episode ? i'm on limited data.
Jack Davis
So how much of a disappointment will tonight’s 50 minute episode be
Easton Russell
It's true. They are clearly overwhelmed with all of the characters and sub-plots. They don't know what to do with half of them. However, remember that Varys did not initially plan to leave King's Landing. After Tyrion killed Tywin, Varys is on the docks, putting Tyrion on the ship. Then he hears the alarm bells start ringing in the red keep, and he turns around and gets on the ship with Tyrion. You can see in his face that it wasn't part of his plan but it would be too dangerous for him after that. So perhaps he is useless now because he has lost access to his spy network.
Jacob Reyes
Well they do have that prequel series, so /got/ isn't completely over
That's how you win wars. Balls to the wall, crush everything
Aiden Jones
is there a torrent somewhere yet?
Liam Walker
This is what I like to tell myself, but it doesn't make sense that Varys would just suddenly retire from being a spymaster because of a change in location, and plus with them back in westeros I'd imagine he has contacts all over the place in different keeps he can call favors from.
It's just frustrating to me to see these characters I loved in the books and early seasons doing nothing of substance and being paraded around like puppets dropping a funny line for the dumb fucks in that bar to laugh at.
If you can't handle all the characters or don't know how to write them, just fucking kill them already. Don't parade their corpse in front of me.
Jaxson Gomez
Then show me his body.
Michael Hall
>mad about people actually discussing television Pot, kettle, etc. etc.
What ever happened to that Magi that Varys kept in that box in Kings Landing? Is he still there? Has anyone been keeping him alive? Did he escape, and will use some magic to take his rightful place on the throne?
He was apparently the guy that made Varys a eunuch. Varys tracked him down and keeps him alive chained in a box. I forget the episode but he takes Tyrion aside and shows him.
Dude, the nights watch burned down Crasters keep. We'll, never have him back :'(
Mason Perez
OMG the meme finally makes sense now after watching Tru D, the greatest show on television :^) I always thought this was some stupid metal song reference, tee hee roffels! xD
Cameron Scott
littlefinger already killed him, and his head will be mounted on the boat when littlefinger sails back to westeros to claim the iron throne
Ryan Lee
SANSHA PLEASE
Thomas White
I like to imagine some servant stumbled upon his rotting corpse chained up sometime after Varys left.
Aiden Nelson
maybe the real game of thrones was the friends we made along the way
Oliver Perry
unironically the last interesting character on the show. book Jaime and Euron I'm so sorry but you have been left behind by this TOILET of a series
Jon will rule north Dany will get the throne you CAN screencap this
Ian Parker
Someone post the Littlefinger Sansa fanfiction
Adrian Peterson
I always thought it was a reference to the late night paranormal radio talk show Coast to Coast AM.
Henry Flores
>no Stannis
Kevin Martin
Show Jaime is good ya prick
Mason Rodriguez
yo who dis
Alexander Morgan
with fire, you idiot. dead things burn. hound is scared of fire. him hanging with the brotherhood is such obvious foreshadowing that he's gonna overcome his fear and burn up his bro in revenge.
stannis isn't feeling so good since he got beheaded
Ethan Cruz
Show jaime is a cuck compared to his book counterpart
Henry Mitchell
They will both die. For summer and winter, ice and fire, must pass before spring can be born. BRRRRUUP. DUH.
Nolan Edwards
>Robb had forsaken his vows for this random fucking nobody instead of the Westerling girl like in the books YES I'M STILL MAD Why the fuck would D&D change that god damn story?
The whole point was to make it a feel good follow your heart moment romcom style, then have it kill them all to pull a "this isn't your average show bucko :^)" on the audience.
Camden Long
you should have warned me that you would post something like that. I have had my fap already.
Easton Reed
Reminder Stanis is still alive and is Azor Ahai.
Easton Morris
Stannis confirmed STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
Luis Martinez
The first episode already did plot wise dumb dumb
Jayden Carter
Seeing Olly get hanged was honestly one of the best moments of the otherwise terrible season.
I wonder what the casting couch of the early seasons was like for these women. I feel like they all had at least one amazing feature to be able to be on the show
I pronounced Jaime as "Jaim" in my head while reading three of the books, didn't realise how it was pronounced until I watched the show for the first time. Total mindfuck.
Brandon Perry
Reminder that she is just saying "dragon fire" and that's autistic
>3 day Yea Forums ban for saying nigger on Yea Forums
Levi Rodriguez
Where i can find them
Alexander Scott
Still want
Jordan Nelson
Worst show on TV. It went from not afraid to kill the main characters with a midget that out acted everyone on the show to a liberal propaganda piece. At least in the first 4 seasons I could tolerate the liberal propaganda with the great acting of Tyrion, so much great acting from him that he stole every scene he was in and made everyone else on the show look like amateurs. But when the writers took over instead of following the framework of the books and now they have the freedom to write whatever they like, they end up shitting the show all up with grrl power bullshit. They forgot about the main plot of the show- and how important the blood line and male heir was in the first 4 seasons, they threw that out the window with the last king. The writers didn't even research what they are writing for and decided to change how white walkers work- up until this last season, white walkers could only be killed with dragon glass and fire. Now the only way to kill them (all at once) is to kill the lich that made them.
What happened to all the writers in Hollywood? I have been noticing the quality of writers in every TV show has went to shit since the 2016 presidential election. Did they all lose their fucking minds because Trump won the presidency?
Jack Evans
>mfw hit King Stannis Baratheon, King and the Andals and of the First Men, Lord of the seven kingdoms and protector of the Realm
That execution was so satisfying. Thanks for reminding me that Jon will die this season
Hudson Evans
Figure what out? Jon's first stop after he was able to raise an army to fight the walkers was Dragonstone to mine dragonglass
Liam Barnes
>3 day Yea Forums ban for saying nigger nigger on Yea Forums
Jose Jones
But they're back in westeros now. You're saying he doesn't know anyone in any of the keeps that can help him out? Doesn't really make sense to me that a guy who's only known being a spymaster would suddenly retire after he joined dragon bitch.
Hudson Myers
if i see one more picture of stannis im going to argh
Phallic symbols are all over the world. The mountain is no different than the eifel tower, straws, or bananas
Jackson Diaz
>Xaro Xhoan Daxos shows up with The Golden Company, having somehow escaped Qarth >Salladhor Saan's fleet is sailing with them and he had Areo Hotah with him who miraculously survived his wounds >White Walkers devastate everyone >Xaro, Areo and Salladhor save Grey Worm and Missandei >White Walkers go back North >The four of them establish the first all-black Kingdom in Westeros >cue credits and hip-hop remix of Rains of Castamere
Did you just miss the part where all his spies begin serving qyburn you fucking moron?
Easton Cook
Where are her tits why aren't they on her back
Angel Mitchell
> 4 day 3chan ban for saying Yea Forums on nigger
Jordan Kelly
>is this stuff cool i dropped it like 10 mins before it ended to sound intellectual
Isaiah Bell
My dic = diamonds
Julian Evans
>being this mad over a ban Holy kek
Owen Rodriguez
I'm Italian and I have classes untill Thursday
Levi Rodriguez
Lady Shansha, I'm CIA!
Cooper Foster
Watch a recap video on YouTube
Daniel Gomez
Varys has spied in both continents. It's unlikely that he lost all of them. In any case they completely ruined his character in the later seasons. He was clever in his own right, and even without a cock he was a badass. Maybe Tyrion got to him with all his cockles jokes
Nicholas Russell
> Implying i'm mad > implying i'm that guy > not understanding a finely crafted shitpost nigger
>Send a guy with false hope that there is a cure out there >Turns out there actually was a cure and he was on his way back Jorah will break through the heavens to bed some chick that's half his age.
Should I go sleep now and hit the golf course early in the morning or watch GOT at 4am?
Chase Carter
And raped
Justin Gray
>"Hey Jorah, I heard a rumour that Dany is so upset about this whole war business that she's promised to fuck the person that kills the night king and brings her Cersei's head..." >"... It's probably just a rumour though, shouldn't take it seriously... though she did fuck Jon Snow when he promised to help her win the war..." >"So just imagine how she'd feel about the guy who ended the war" Easy