>WELL JERRY, IF BLACK LIVES SUPPOSEDLY MATTER SO MUCH WHY ARE THEY ALL OFFING EACH OTHER LIKE HOT CAKES? MY FRIEND, DESHAWN LATRAVIOUS, FROM HARLEM? REMEMBER HIM? HE ADMITTED TO ME HE KILLED THREE OF HIS FELLOW BLACK MEN BEFORE HE TURNED 25!
WELL JERRY, IF BLACK LIVES SUPPOSEDLY MATTER SO MUCH WHY ARE THEY ALL OFFING EACH OTHER LIKE HOT CAKES? MY FRIEND...
Elan does nude
jery got ipad
jorge now furry
jeri get uber
tl dr
the right can't meme
that could actually be an episode
elaine wants to send a nude to a guy she likes but actually sends it to george
so she tries to get his phone before he sees it
>this nigga was such a hero to black culture
go dilate
>JERRY PLEASE! THEY MAKE UP ONLY 13 PERCENT OF THE POPULATION YET...
have sex
what if we reach 26 percent ?
>Jussie Smollet lies to police, tries to get two africans into federal prison on a hate crime charge (easily a decade plus)
>nobody gives a single fuck
>apt complex manager calls police for tenants clearly violating apt complex rules despite being warned multiple times and daring her to call police.
>everyone loses their mind
have sex
>ayo we dindu nuffin
they kill each other at such a high rate that they won't
Is he wrong?
>Kramer discovers esports
>Tries to make a winning roster by importing koreans
>accidentally smuggles north koreans into the country
chicago is still pissed about smollet and is pressing charges against everybody involved
Have sex together.
>george catfishes elaine on tinder by posing as chad
that’s pretty good
Thats the best one Ive read yet
Did they really need to have raimi as a guest director for this episode?
Bob Sacamano get killed by craigslist transaction
Crama gets abar
That's literally the episode where George sends the voicemail to the girl he's dating and he goes and tries to steal the tape.
except that people check their phones every 2 minutes
Most of these "Seinfeld in the current year" posts are similarly derivative of already existing episodes.
The murder rate in America would literally double.