Why did /pol/ fags get so quite about this movie after it made a billion dollars? Was it because they were BTFO?

God I hate this fucking slut. She's everything I hate about modern women: entitled, stuck-up, ugly and proud. I want her to die, I want her to FUCKING DIE. She's ruined my comicbook movies just like roasties have ruined my comic books. I HATE HER. Look at her ugly smug face. And you know what? Despite her ugliness she probably still insists on only sleeping with Chad. Just like every woman, because they hold the key to sex. I hope she gets raped to death by the niggers she's so fond of, of fucking course she loves niggers, she's a MODERN WOMAN. AAAGH! Fuck this sour cunt, why can't she smile? Huh? TELL ME! Is it because she's empowered? Is it because she's brave? TELL ME! This fucking whore has taken away the last good thing in life for me, the last light, and crushed it with her shitty feminism. She'll be in Endgame too. I can't escape it! EVEN IN MY ESCAPISM I CAN'T ESCAPE IT. This cunt has RUINED EVERYTHING. YEARS of MCU movies down the drain because this fucking WHORE had to come in and make her mark and be the centre of attention.
I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER

/pol/ loves her ever since they found out she is a fan of varg

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Yes

This isn't pasta but it will be now

Same difference.

yeah

>be Disney
>in talks with Fox for decades about acquisition
>Captain Marvel due for release in a few months
>get close to striking a deal to acquire Fox
>deal will mostly be paid in shares in Disney stock
>deal will finalize after Captain Marvel release
>can't have Captain Marvel bomb, which would reduce Disney's stock value
>movie is projected to not do too well, especially in China
>can't bomb
>send employees to buy out entire Captain Marvel showings around the nation
>YouTube changes algorithm
>RT redesign
>RT stops accepting reviews below threshold
>Metacritic drops user scores
>"Journalists" in a tizzy
>Twitter in a tizzy
>Half empty theaters
>insanely low critic and user scores (the ones they let be posted)
>Hollywood accounting
>Prelude to the biggest movie ever
>Captain Marvel becomes 6th most profitable release in movie history
>but numerous reports of empty or near empty "sold out" showings for Captain Marvel
>Fox thinks these numbers are legit, finalizes the deal
>movie tanks in China
>Disney shares drop slightly
>Fox gets fucked over
>The Mouse gets away with it?

It's not just the Disney/Fox merger, they also had to top WB/DC's Wonder Woman which did 821 mill worldwide. Anything less than a billion would have been seen as a failure.

Plus you have to take into account that Feminazi's and their SJW white guilt numale closet faggot virtue signaling lapdogs are easy marks who will white knight someone (Anita Sarkeesian) or something (Captain Marvel) using their own money like the suckers they are and all because Daddy (The Patriarchy) didn't love them and hand life to them on a silver platter!!!FACT!!!

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Also, Hollywood (((executives))) have been fucking this skank since she was a child which is why they've been relentlessly shilling her. They tried to make her a TV star, then a popstar, now they gave her an Oscar and a billion dollar grossing movie as the new lead of the biggest film franchise in history, all unearned.

Seriously, she must have MAJOR dirt on some powerful people because she's a complete and utter zero charisma non-entity!!!FACT!!!

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>spectacularly mediocre

What does this even mean?

Mediocre film staring a mediocre actress.
Alita was better.

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Jesus, she doesn't even make for a good loli. Literally garbage.

9 marvel movies have made a billion that's for showing up Captain bitch fungus toes.

looks like joseph gordon-levitt from 3rd rock from the sun

high profile and very controversial film that was so bland nobody was able to really do anything fun with it, negatively or positively. in hindsight the controversy was pretty obviously part of the marketing itself