RIP in pieces

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she's adorable in any pic desu

I want her to beat my ass

>Brexit: cancelled
>Grand Tour: declining
>Anglo Children: groomed
you can stop now god. enough is enough

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Wrong picture
youtube.com/watch?v=rPbuDihahOE

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Was “Don’t Stop.” a plant?

Bezos cancelled Grand Tour already? It only had a couple seasons though.

even a working clock is wrong twice a day

It's not cancelled, the lads decided that they're getting old, and season 4 is gonna do away with the tent segments and it's only gonna be specials

Oh. Good. That shit is painfully unfunny and a waste of time. It's just bad standup covered up by delightful british accents basically.

But this means no more qt Abbie

The last special i watched from this season was the RV one. how many have i missed? and do you know the episode numbers?t

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she was in one of their specials I think. she can always be their pro driver to show how bad they suck

That's a weird way to do away with a show due to old age. Specials always look so tiring behind the scenes and latest update is that filming is going to start in east Asia.

watch the mongolia one, it's really good s03e13

>filming is going to start in east Asia
Haven't they been to literally every east asian country already?

RV was S03E08. You're six episodes behind.

Is this the most British face ever recorded on a camera?

i only really care about the specials.

oh yeah, I hope they include her more outside of just timing cars, because she's so cute

I'm just fucking glad they're not splitting up. We'll still get funny specials and landscape porn roadtrips, maybe in a different show but they'll stick together. They only said they're quitting the show "as we know it" so prolly no more eboladrome, conversation street, etc.

Not really. They've covered Myanmar and Vietnam. Based from the latest update they're tackling the whole lot: Cambodia, Thailand, Laos, Myanmar, Vietnam, Malaysia and Singapore and Clarkson confirmed that they're doing prep work in Vietnam.

have they done an Australia special? i don't remember it

Making a special from time to time is still less exhausting than making a full season.

It's already confirmed that they will be doing high budget irregular specials on top of solo shows.

do you even understand satire you fucking cretin?
he is literally mocking the people who hate brexit.

>finally get a break off my semester
>time for my favorite chaps
>guys we will get rid off the boring shit but we will also get rid off timed laps and the audience
>two of the most relevant things
Looks like all types journalism got McRipped(c)

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I haven't watch much of the new show yet but the tent format did seem like it'd be a lot more of a pain in the as. I don't know how long they film each season for but it was a lot of traveling on top of the specials.

>the last season was as good as any during the Top Gear run
No

Kind of a bummer how they didn't ever do anything with abbie.

Like what's the point of having a real human bean, not a character like the Stig or the American, when they never do anything with her. Like the characters she always just silently drove track times and that was it. An entire special with her and the boys would have been nice

>semi-retiring
Cool, can Amazon give James May another series of The Reassembler as a solo project? Nothing comfier than James May being a lad in his workshop

The bone structure of her face points to her being a lesbian

Once during their last series at Top Gear. They used GT cars to rustle some cows in the outback.

never cared about the bad acted sketches and awful interviews they did. i'm glad they're gonna stick to making specials now even though its more scripted than its ever been.

Yeah, they went to like the largest ranch on the planet where one family owns the equivalent land area of a smaller US state or some shit and used $300k cars to wrangle cattle for some reason

He's being tossed to Japan to do whatever he fancies.

His next show is about him traveling Japan. Already started filming a while ago.

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Well, she is.

No. And they could easily make multiple specials in every country.

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>homosexuality isn't genetic
You can just tell when women like eating carpet tbqph

Clarkson is defo. rich. His parents started Paddington bear stuffed toys plus he sold his stake at Top Gear to BBC. That's definitely easy millions.

>sin isn't genetic
Duh

>You can just tell when women like eating carpet tbqph
Yes, evil is easy to notice.

Isn't Clarkson from Olde Money and he basically has done whatever he fancied his whole life?

How dumb are you? Clarkson has always been vocally anti-Brexit.

>Clarkson remembering his dad's Cortina
>Hammond smashing the car in a cathartic way
>'when someone cool dies it is sad; when an old friend dies It is heartbreaking'
>'it's been 17 years'
>Thanks to: BBC
Jesus, I don't have a Wojack for these feels. How long does Clarskon have before dying?

>How long does Clarskon have before dying?
he's the one who dies first unless the hamster manages to kill himself

>Clarkson remembering his dad's Cortina

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>Hammond smashing the car in a cathartic way

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They kinda had one
youtube.com/channel/UChmUOMglqX0PTMTrohBZ5Qw

Not long. He spent some of the early episodes of this season alluding to how long he thought he had left and he didn't give himself longer than ten years, so mid to late seventies. His liver has to be looking worse than northern France in 1918, and five decades of smoking a pack a day won't help him much either. Truly, I think he intends to spend the last of his days producing content with Hammond and May; He even got a divorce over the tack which he approached his final years with - intending to spend them traveling rather than in the Cotswolds with his (ex)wife.

Personally I hope they really take to heart that we, more than anything, appreciate the rapport between the three of them. I want to see nature porn, cool cars, and old men getting drunk. Not every trip has to be as far-flung and intense as Mongolia, I'd simply be content with an hour and a half long show of them driving from French wineries to Italian wineries and making snide jokes about European history, James' show is already kind of like that.

I knew the end was coming from the leaks prior to the season beginning, but it is still very sad, and I feel as though I have lost a good friend.

>'when someone cool dies it is sad; when an old friend dies It is heartbreaking'

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>James' show
he has half a dozen right? what is best one?

The Reassembler is comfy kino.
People's car is history kino.

You're spoiled for choice. If you want to watch James pottering over some item or building things there is Manlab, but he also has a wine show, and stuff about art and cathedrals, as well as Reassembler.

Which one of the three gets knighted first?

>Clarskon have before dying?
Hammond only has so much plot armour and the show isn't over yet. I'd say May will be the last one going he's eaten and drunk actual poison with no effect.

Pneumonia is a codeword for Cancer. Maybe it's lung or maybe it's liver, but it's the bad C.

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The fact that she races cars should have made it clear

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>Pneumonia
He got that in August 17. If it was cancer I think it'd be more obvious by now

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bet he didnt cry after he beat up that intern who didnt keep his food warm or whatever.

The weak should fear the strong.

there's literally nothing wrong with punching millennials tho

No more pneumonia for Jezza?

>they didn't ever do anything with abbie.
She was in the "Sea to Unsalty Sea" episode. She was driving an old car.

Clarkson should thank him though, he was able to net millions from Bezos after that.

>he never punched an unpaid brown intern slave
Why are you even alive?

did people just fucking turn off the episode after the montage? they fucking miss where they said they weren't stopping and that it was fucking nothing but specials now?

> punching your faggot bog-Irish field producer because he couldn't get you a bloody steak and chips after a hard day's filming.

Completely justified.

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Watch the last episode of Top Gear where he drives through an icy river for 4 hours in Yorkshire. Then imagine going back to your hotel and having some Irish millennial tell you it's sandwiches for dinner.

you mean drivetribe?

That episode in Africa where they killed the fish for no reason kind of ground my gears.

Question to UK anons, does the BBC get free music rights because they are a non-profit network? Like how is the music in Top Gear like a thousand times better than Grand Tour?

Was that the one where they spent and hour driving down a dirt road and did absolutely nothing interesting?

Yes. I hate how edgy they try to be on GT just because they can now. It was way funnier when they were subtly offending liberals than just tying meat to their cars and calling people faggot.

Pretty sure that would be fake. Otherwise PETA and other cruelty charities would be lynching them

Still don't get how he advertises himself as the brains behind some of Top Gear's car projects but he goes and gets steak and chips for Clarkson.

That's a punchable face. Look at that kid.

I just want more May-history, comfy as fuck and kinda educational.

Producer Field Producer

He punched a lacky, not the guy who runs the show.

Nothing wrong with beating up interns and irish arent human is completely justified

It'll probably still be a good show. The strength of it lies in the chemistry between the presenters. To be honest, they have been doing this format since the first series of TG. It was getting stale. Still, it will be sad to see segments like Conversation Street go. Hopefully they have something like that when they are going on their adventures.

Dunno mang, his portfolio says otherwise.

>Oisin Tymon is a former key member of the original Top Gear series which for a decade was
the BBC’s flagship factual television show and the most successful export in the history of
BBC worldwide. Unsurprisingly the show won every major television award during
that 10 year period.

>As the principle conceptualiser and producer for 13 series, Oisin has a proven track record for developing and executing technically challenging vehicle-based stunts, having devised, project-managed and produced several world-first car technology stunts; from a fully functional Caravan Airship to a Hovercraft Van, to a Submarine Car to an Invisible Car.

Back to plebit if you want subtle gay shit Yea Forums has always been about calling you a retarded faggot straight away, you retarded faggot

drivetribe.com/p/watch-hammond-and-may-try-to-build-ER_9Yy12SRuC-lB0ZdLAWw?iid=CYI_dhmHTpyJGYFVg8K5_Q

they need to do more lego stuff

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> his portfolio says otherwise

Do you see where you went wrong?

how is about gay people but without the funny yass queen angle

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=0WUdlaLWSVM

>Clarkson's parents started Paddington Bear stuffed toys
I just remember watching an episode of who do you think you are with Clarkson and him being related to someone who made glass jars or something,

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the show always made me laugh, i didn't know it could make me cry too

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>When Clarkson talks about his porsche 928 on the Patagonia special how he managed to drive to the hospital to see his dad before he died

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Can Richard stop dyeing his hair and beard? It's getting embarrassing.

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theres barely any over the top edgy stuff. at first it felt a little heavy handed but like everything this season has been great. in this last one may had a secretary with a hot ass and skirt filing for him. fucking kino with how smug may looked and the 70s decor. if that bothers you gtfo

CLARKSON LOOKS PREGNANT WTF MODE IS THIS NORF

>If I hadn't been driving a car that would sit quite happily at 170mph, I wouldn't have had an opportunity to say goodbye to my dad.... So as far as I'm concerned, the 928... Is alright.

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He's from Yorkshire, that's the capitol of the Norf

YEAH BUT NOW HES A POSH SUVVERN POOFTA

It's crazy to see how much they've aged by watching episodes from ~2010

I don't think the Grand Tour producers are even petrol heads Tbh.

QUITE STRIKING IN THE ENDING COMPLIATION WITH THE BBC FOOTAGE TIME IS A CUNT SON 'AVE A PINT

He was a posh NORVERN POOFTA before that he went to Repton. Where he met Andy Wilman. Which has in no way helped his career

>Yorkshire, that's the capitol of the Norf
manchester is the capital of the north

>The school only admitted boys for its first 400 years

BASED REPTON KEEPING THE SLAGS OUT, DUM BIRDS WHAT DO THEY NEED EDUCATION FOR ANYWAY POLISHING KNOBS LMAO COONTS

pffft, yer basically a welshman ye cunt

>manchester is the capital of the north
It's full of Southerners.

>James answers the question correctly and takes a shot anyway
based

i want to hug abbie

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*RECORD SCRATCH

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even better

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I CAN OUTDRIVE HER

The Top Gear format ran its course about 10 years ago in my opinion, the fact that some people still watch something so formulaic is weird to me.

sure think bozo

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Why does he look like an inbred Tony Stark?

You can tell he has brain damage from his many crashes.

what height do you have to be to feel weird about being short?

I'm ~6' and being short has never been something I thought was bad. In the future it'll be short people that fit in the spaceships at the end of humanity's adventure on Earth. Short people fit everywhere. You can wear clothes that are too big. You can't wear clothes that are too small. Like unless you give a shit about being a sportsfaggot what's it goddamn matter?

>if only you knew how bad things really are

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>tfw there's no Gin

He's wary of being that close to a homosexual. I would be too.

6 foot isn't short though, that's above average in most countries, and average in two countries.

Anything under 6'

I know so I just don't get the anxiety about it. To me there's a lot more advantages to being short than tall.

Appearances matter and being tall equals a better appearance

you can run faster and jump higher than me, that makes you more attractive to females because you can protect them and any potential offspring better
for me, that outweighs any advantage that being short might have

Not worth doing. No weird culture shock to video, assload of desert/plains (they've done enough of those) and the roads in tropical areas don't have a 'we can fucking die' gimmick. I guess it depends on how political the special is trying to be, you'd get some okay nature shots (but that goes for just about anywhere). Make it a caravan special again, just more extreme offroad.

>that top gear clip where he describes finding out his dad had hours to live whilst he was 200 miles away cooking a chicken
>him tearfully recalling shoving it In the back of his car and speeding up the motorway to comfort his mum and say goodbye to his dad
>was just a journalist at the time so his dad never got to see him do top gear

Heartbreaking desu.

Clarkson's 59 I think so he should be able to manage another 5 or 6 years on GT, another 10 on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.

>you can run faster and jump higher than me
and yet we both just sit around shitposting on the intranettes.

>Clarkson's 59
What the absolute fuck, he looks ridiculously older than that.

Fish have the IQ of a lobotimised baby. I doubt they even know they exist.

I assume the alcoholism jokes are not completely jokes and that his liver pretty fucked.

All of them are approaching the age of 70. Let them dye in piece.

Mid life crisis. Same reason he keeps bringing up his height now when he used to try to hide it. In his head he's still a wreckless teenage kid.

Smoking,alchohol,shit food and being a Britbong does it

The main producer is the same they had on top gear. Jeremy mentioned recently that a few of the grand tour crew have been with them since their first top gear.

RECKON IT WENT SOMFING LOIKE THIS?

(JEZZA IN RED)

'OL ME BACK SON!
EEZ NOT WORF IT JEZZA!

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Posting in a thread about a show you dont watch is weirder.

Holy fuck, how did I not hear about this? Tell me more.

>kinda educational
Only kinda? Cars of the People was fucking ace biscuits.

And yet women go for Dec (5'5) over Ant (5'8) and Mark Owen (5'6) over the rest of take that (5'10).

The Porsche clip about speeding to the bedside immediately came to mind here as well. Clarkson really loved his old man, didn't he? I can identify with that. A fast car wouldn't have helped in my case, though.

My own dad died of cancer last year. He was 64. We got a few weeks notice though so I was there with him when he went.

Better way to go tbphwyf. My dad died in a plane crash after being estranged and not talking in like 6 months. Last thing I told him in person, during a fight about a dead dog, was that he was going to burn in hell. Feels real bad man.

>6 months
>estranged
Please snowflake. I haven't talked to me father in 8 years. In 2 more years I'd consider calling THAT estranged.

He used to be a pack a day smoker. And all three of them are pretty heavy drinkers, but then again who isn't in Great Britain.

>Please snowflake.
kys faggot.

Estranged for over 10 years. the last time I talked to him was when he showed up to explain that he was shooting guns on the boat, which scared the dog as it always did, and the dog jumped overboard miles from shore and they didn't realize it until later.

And it's not a pissing contest. Even if they're a piece of shit you'll probably feel better about yourself actually saying something not shitty to him at some point for when he fucking dies.

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>dead dads

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When did Jezza get the Randy Bo Bandy gut? Seems like it was a lot bigger in season 3.

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Yes, they pay a nominal fee for any song used no matter the artist

BBC seems like they get discount on movie soundtrack rights. Remember them using a lot of shit from like Inception and stuff.

NORF!

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Me with the red shirt.

grand tour is fucking based. better than top gear ever was.

not sure about the new format going forward or how long it will last.

Did the crash had any survivors?

Then why is it so shit? What's the missing element?

Pussyhole manc

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they didn't fly so good

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just going to be specials with a scattered release throughout the year instead of the normal season structure.

but fucking why though?

don't need to do studio/tent bullshit, don't need to sit on specials for 16 months like they did before.

I think they'd rather just do fucking cool working vacations too. nobody cares about their consumer advice about a bunch of super cars nobody can afford. It's all about the banter and challenges and stuff anyway.

I'm 100% chuffed about it. I love rewatching the specials. But most of their segments and guest bullshit was always boring on rewatches.

Plus they're giving them all their own shows and that means more May kino.

>Plus they're giving them all their own shows
what?

They're all independently producing their own shit too. May is shooting something in Japan apparently right now. Think Clarkson is doing some historical bullshit. idk what Hammond is doing but I know it's part of their season 4 production schedule that they're going to all be producing their own shit as well as like 13 specials or whatever.

>why do all great things have to die Yea Forums?
I saw season 1 and it was fucking garbage

s3 is one of the best seasons of any show ever you fucking hoser

oh so they're doing their own episodes for the grand tour? I thought you meant they were doing solo shows outside of grand tour.

>I thought you meant they were doing solo shows outside of grand tour.
That is what I meant. Like Amazon is just dumping money on them to do whatever the fuck they want. So there should be like 13 eps of Grand Tour with all 3 doing adventure kino, and then seasons or specials with them doing solo stuff as well.

Lol fuck off boomer shit that show died the day they were fucking fired from bbc

nope cry more ya goob

>That is what I meant.
so what are the solo shows called? they're doing grand tour and new shows outside of the grand tour?

May was spotted filming in Japan at the penis festival for S4.
youtube.com/watch?v=7u3uOr1DlkM
Around 10 minutes in.

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digitalspy.com/tv/a26781709/grand-tour-james-may-amazon-tv-series-our-man-in-japan/

six part series called Our Man in Japan.

James' is 'Our Man in... Japan' apparently. No idea about the other 2.

how can we find out the other two?

idk i just remember reading a thing that said they were all getting their own show deals. Could picture them using a lot of the same production crew so we'll probably learn more about the next shit when James' shit is done.

shoulda stayed catholic. APOLOGIZE

>~6'
yikes sorry dude

Make up with him user. I hadn't spoken to mind in nearly 8 years when he found out he was terminal. I don't even remember the trivial argument that triggered it but I'd burn in hell for eternity just to go back and undo it.

At least they'll still be making specials. But still hit me in the feels when Jeremy started crying.

Too bad Abbie is a dyke

Based rich dude living the dream. I love Clarkson

didn't they do a special about that on Top Gear or something?

I've not seen HDYTYA but I knew about that.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilner_jar

Timed laps don't mean anything unless you are racing formula 3-1.

I'm still sad, but c'mon, we will still have the trio

Lots of people care about lap times. Usually the people who drive on track.

No dumbass, it's like when a rock star says they have 'nervous exhaustion' it means they went on a huge bender and need to dry out.

Wow, you're a fag. He's earned the right to punch anyone who fucks up his dinner

>n this last one may had a secretary with a hot ass and skirt filing for him. fucking kino with how smug may looked and the 70s decor.

Made me so sad we live in these fag clown times. I'll never get to fuck a secretary without getting fired

>BASED REPTON KEEPING THE SLAGS OUT, DUM BIRDS WHAT DO THEY NEED EDUCATION FOR ANYWAY POLISHING KNOBS LMAO COONTS

based

less make up she looks like a typical british chick, I've fucked a couple, most are nothing to write home about

underrated

meh its run its course anyways. way to many forced scripted jokes these days

Please go fucking kill yourself, you uncultured swine.

Fair enough. I drive on track, but it's easy to find the relevant info if you care enough to be tracking anyway. I'm just happy the trio isn't disbanding

If you know what you're looking for, sure. Their lap times are hardly very objectve anyway if one was seriously considering to buy a sport car. I liked them though and Abbie was cute.

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She looks like my ex wearing my hoodie :(

They're always the cutest.

>tattoos

Dropped

streetclothes abbie A CUTE

jeremy clarkson is a fat gammon cunt and i cant wait for him to die

Come on now, May. Sure he might be a bit of a cock from time to time, but don'tya think that's bit rude to say to a dying old bloke?

I like that the box challenge videos showed that Clarkson wasn't just pretending to be retarded, he's actually retarded.

people will be said when he dies regardless and nobody will care when your time comes =\

Mongolia episode was pretty based

The intern was a nazi.

I know

Fuck you, jews are less treacherous than you

Same. Teared up for the Ford thing and really teared up when Jeremy started tearing up. Well hectic

Probably. It is a scripted show after all but the energy is the same. Good tele regardless

This has gone too far.

This. I'm also guessing that more series will either come every two years or they're be maybe 6-episodes per that cover 2 or 3 big trips broken into multiple episodes. So theyll either do bigger/longer trips or we'll see more of the stuff they usually skim over.
Regardless, writing scripts for three road trips a year and filming each trip in one go will take WAY less work overall. Editing, writing, filming, sound design, etc etc etc. They are getting on a bit so I definitely understand them wanting to just bugger off to some third world shithole for a week or two a few times a year and just chill the rest if the time than spend 9 months of the year going in and filming shit.
I just hope they don't fuck it up and end up making each episode 60% landscape shots just to fill an hour every week for 12 weeks