"Does crispy sock bring you joy?"

is this worth watching? (yes I have yellow fever)

So i'm not the only one...

r*ddit pls go

Making crispy sock brings me joy

Just get a flat and live on your own, that way you can cum anywhere you want

>Just walk through the house with your hand filled with cum

I cum more than a handful, I edge a couple times

But rent for a flat here is about $1700/month

Me? I bust on my own belly, let it dry, forget about it, and go to sleep

>m-mommy might see me

Grow a pair

No, KonMari...but I have no petite asian gf...

>m-mommy might see me
h-hot

>not just running to your sink and busting the nut right into the sink
apply yourself

Something about this woman never sat right with me. I felt like her super kwai cutesy-wutesy 'joy' was just an act, and she would secretly rather be doing anything else than cleaning other people's houses.

Turns out I was more or less right. She's basically the front of a $40m merchandising empire that sell courses, books, seminars etc on how to tidy your way to inner bliss. The TV show is a giant ad for her and her brand.

I just cum on my belly and let it dry
my cumshots are really pathetic btw

I looked up her height and she's literally a dwarf lol. I think 4'7".

only 6'1''+ can relate

The sock thing is stupid. I tried it once when I was a teen and as soon as I pulled my foreskin back the sock material scratched against my bellend and it was really uncomfortable, it would be impossible to get any pleasure from it

I do that and record so I can send the video to some qt on snapchat
Wow dude your cynical and realistic view of the world of Kondo blew my fucking mind. Good job because it wasn't all that obvious to the rest of us

DontBreakMe scene when?

I visited my parents house today and in my old bedroom I found a crispy sock from when I was probably 15 or 16, hidden behind a Playstation 1 at the back of one of the cupboards.
It must have been there for at least 10 years

How much of a poorfag were you growing up? People played on xbox 360 and ps3 ten years ago

for me, it's vandr-064

The PS1 has been there even longer.
Hence why I hid my fucking wank-rags behind it, knowing nobody ever looks there.

Use a fucking tissue you imbeciles

i live alone and still use the cumsock
i like smelling it after a few days it smells like honey

>not using plastic bags so you can spray everywhere
pleb

I personally nutted in both socks and underwear alike and threw it in the dirty laundry basket. I had no fucks to give if mom noticed anything was wierd with it. Hell, most of the time I nutted inside black socks so it was clearly visible and it sparked much joy to coat it in a different colour

here's a tip
when you're about to cum place your foot (heel) between your balls and your ass. basically just sit on it - best faps of your life

>not just holding it in

This is fine if you have small loads, but if you drink a ton of water and nut like Peter North if is really obvious a sock is drenched in cum

This is the best thread on Yea Forums right now

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Sometimes I blew a small load and sometimes it was a big one. It went down the laundry basket either way

Mom never confronted me about this so I kept going until I moved out

Massages bring me joy.

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>Mom never confronted me about this so I kept going until I moved out

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the patrician choice

>not just cumming on your blankets and sleeping in it
Pathetic

I do this and I don't know why

>not cumming inside your gf an letting her awkwardly waddle to the toilet while filled with your cum before pushing it out and flushing

whats up with you guys?

I just toss the tissues into the toilet for next time I flush.

important poll

strawpoll.me/17815880

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You should only nut inside girls like Marie

I have gay sex

eating it

Never wash cum down the sink. Haven't you watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

>not cumming in to a pint glass and then downing all of your loads once per week to retain your power

I do it cause it's easy and I usually abuse myself before bed and i fall asleep after.

C-can you send it to me?

>pushing it out
gay

>flushing something that sparked joy

Are you a cute girl?

>Not taking your shirt off, jerking it while laying on your back, ejaculating on your own belly and/or chest and walking to the bathroom while it slowly runs back down towards your groin, so you can wipe it off with TP

This is the best place to cum. Goes right into the toilet. You can put your laptop on the shelf too, if you want to watch porn or something

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I just bust on the floor and clean it up with a wet tissue. I always shoot as far as possible, it's fun

i do this

Don't do that, it conditions your dick to shoot a pitiful load with no power behind it. It took me years to reverse that.

Cum like you mean it, like a man who's unafraid to cover someone's face in spunk

you do realise that when cum gets wet it sticks to surfaces right? By washing it with water you actually make the cum stick more to your hand. Its partly why girls get wet when having sex.

>not making a roll out your bedsheets
>not humping the opening vigorously
>not wrapping your dick with toilet paper and putting a sock to keep it from falling off
Seriously

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You can fuck up your prostate doing this

Massages spark joy in me.

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for some reason it seemed logical at 14 lol

i would never do it anymore though

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lol what the fuck is this

Teach me, sensei. I want to become a masseuse.

for me, it's HNDS-034

>The prostate also contains some smooth muscles that help expel semen during ejaculation.
So you're telling me that cum goes UP from your balls and then AROUND your bladder? What fucking moron designed this? Dick is right there

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Just a massage.

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>use my flashlight multiple times over an extended weekend without washing it out
>forget about it for a couple months
>mfw pulling the sleeve out to clean it and every nook and cranny is filled with congealed lube and jizz

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God I wish I were a cute petite Japanese lady

hot

Just bee yourself. Approach women and ask if they want a free massage. And have 30 years experience, I suppose.

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>made a shelf for my tablet, so I can stand and jizz out my open window
>semen routinely reaches terminal velocity

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For me, it's gotta be DVDES-676.

i come in my foreskin and run to the toilet and then let it out, then i wash in the sink. It's convenient and clean

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I dare you to call God a moron again you double nigger

Yes, have to keep your body hot. Cold is no good.

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Why fuck a flashlight when fleshlights is a thing?

You must be 14 or you have weak loads. After I turned 15 I kept blasting cum everywhere because my foreskin can't hold it in anymore. Mess all over the carpets and shit.

Mutts, Jews and sandpeople BTFO

just pull on it till it becomes hentai-sized

nah i am uncut and have phymosis so i can store a lot of cum there, my dick is pretty based

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wtf he just put his hands on some random lady's ass and she let him keep going
Is confidence really all you need?

If you have phiomosis your life will eventually take a cutfag turn my friend, enjoy your penile sensitivity while you still can

No shit, next you'll tell me that Oprah Winfrey wasn't really that passionate about giving out free cars to audiences and that it was a stunt to get people to watch her show
Mari Kondo obviously plays it up a bit for the cameras but I don't doubt that she's at least somewhat sincere in wanting to preach cleaning techniques as a way to improve people's lives

Just approach women and ask them bro.

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i did this when I was young and my parents gave me a talking to because i used all the blankets in the house including ones on the sofas

i am confident, i have a video that proves that girls don't give a fuck about that shit

>Mari Kondo
>Kondo
>Mari Kondom!
>YEAh! hehehe

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Just drink your own cum you retards. You should take responsibility for your own offsprings.

I'm glad you're cool with losing roughy 80-85%of your sexual pleasure, that's confidence almost nobody have

Based retard

nah you can stretch it out to normal size, just takes a while, get some of those rings that people use to stretch out their ears to be eight foot wide, just takes some time and care, cutting it is literally "I've tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas" tier

Why is there no beautiful chinese girl sparking joy in my life? What am I doing wrong?

how if i am uncut ? I ain't, sometimes when i cum i almost pass out. But thanks for worrying

Autocorrect wants me to shove one of those police flashlights up my ass apparently. I bought one of those vortex fleshlight things and it actually feels like a decent blow job.

>Not nutting all over yourself then massaging it in for the skin gainz
You’re all fools. I am 53 and I appear outwardly 20.

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dumb phoneposter

Based and milkpilled

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a white man could never get away with this

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youtu.be/HAoNTcuxJa8

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You never know until you try.

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>He doesn't just blow his loads into the carpet and leave them there

Utter pleb detected.

My cum-colored Ikea PS 2014 living room rug is my most prized possession and most of the crusty stained parts are under the coffee table where guests will never see them anyways and I just tell my wife that the ones you CAN see are beer stains or the dog drooling.

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i do this. whoever is unfortunate enough to cross paths with me on my way down to our floor's shared dorm bathroom gets a cumslap. everyone has turned it into a game, as if theyre playing donkey kong. avoid the barrels (cumslap)

It's a comfy show, and you don't have to pay much attention. Just a cute Japanese lady showing people how to organize stuff. I watch it passively from time to time. It sparks joy.

>Why would you cum in a sock? Just blow a load in your hand and wash it away in the sink

NOT CATCHING YOUR LOAD IN YOUR MOUTH AS IT RISES IN THE AIR LIKE A PHOENIX BEFORE CRASHING INTO ETERNAL DARKNESS, FUCKING PLEBS, YOU WILL NEVER TRANSCEND YOUR MORTAL FORM!!!FACT!!!

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SPEECH 100

Do they pay him? I mean, besides with their bodies

Yeah. Use a tissue and either seal it in a zippable plastic bag or flush it down the toilet. Usually use 2 to 3 in case of big loads. I only used bags in college to avoid walking to the bathroom.

How do people not use disposable tissues?

for me, it's KTKL-007

WHO FUCKING CARES, I WANT CUTE JAPANESE LADY TO SPARK JOY AS I CUM DEEP INSIDE HER YELLOW SLIT WITH HER KNEES PINNED TO HER EARS AND HER FEET ON MY FACE AS I START SCREAMING "REMEMBER PEARL HARBOR!!!"!!!FACT!!!

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lmao you nut into your pubes and soak it off in the shower the next day you bunch of plebs

Gross. Though sometimes I have licked it just to see how my diet affects the taste. Was always tok embarassed to as my gf to taste it (when I did have one many moons ago).

>when you're about to cum place your foot (heel) between your balls and your ass. basically just sit on it - best faps of your life

Just stick your fingers up your ass and massage your prostate like a real man you fucking FAGGOT!!!FACT!!!

Do you think vagina-shaped designated cum socks exist for no damn reason?

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He has a tip jar you can give to. But since most beach goers don't carry their wallets, he doesn't get paid.

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>sitting down to jerk off
>not standing like a man

shooting straight into you mouth is patrician position

>I have gay sex

Is your Dad any good or does he threaten to ground you if you cum too fast?!?FACT!!!

I totally forgot about the seminal vesicle and I have a biology degree

i just nut into the toilet

>now for the last item we need to tidy your computer, user-san
>what are these folders called JOV? do they bring you joy/

cumming into my bellybutton

I get on one knee and blow my load straight into the toilet everytime, learned to wank with my left hand and hold phone in my right. I'm a clean freak and using tissues and stuff would always make me feel like some cum landed elsewhere. Join the toilet masterrace

Wait until you find out about the Vagus nerve.

I've literally been doing this for years and never been caught. It's called using your fucking ears.

Why hasn't Marika Hase starred in this porn parody yet?!

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It's its own reward

what is this massage guy called? sauce please.

I was just thinking about her as Kondo in a porn parody.

>has a wife
>doesn't fill her with his cum
pleb

No sock option you fucking mug

Dong.

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Huh. Didn't realize how big that file was. Oh well.
We got porn parodies of everything, why not Marie-sama?

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>I have a biology degree

How did you end up here or did I already answer my own question?!?FACT!!!

Lol youre a fucking maddy

>Why hasn't Marika Hase starred in this porn parody yet?!

Too bad she fucks niggers, DROPPED!!!FACT!!!

I leave it wherever it lands, whether that be the lid of my laptop or my face.

Based and yellowpilled AF

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>decide to give this show a watch
>all the houses she visits are already pretty orderly

So what is this show about?

I just cum in the the trashcan next to my desk.

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I haven't even come across hentai parodies. It's like she's taboo.

Doesnt she have breast cancer now? How is it going?

For me, it's gotta be ctrl+f "-" in this thread.

I hope she dies 2bh

only 2 girls in this pic are above a 5

For some reason i got a raging boner from this one
How the fuck thus madman does it, are they paid actresses?

sock is a cum rag ya dingus

Why not just cum into a tissue then flush it or throw it in the garbage?

He has thousands of videos. I don't think he has enough money to pay for all of them.

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Eventually, user, you get bored from having sex with the same woman, and 9 years later, all you want to do is jerk off to some fresh faces and bodies.

for me, it's ibw-495

Reminds me of this guy:
youtu.be/p2e2JBxZvrQ

I googled it
Am i on a watchlist now

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Ancient Chinese Technique

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>Eventually, user, you get bored from having sex with the same woman, and 9 years later, all you want to do is jerk off to some fresh faces and bodies.

>9 years later

Are you me?!?FACT!!!

1. Toilet paper is specifically designed to dissolve in water and not block plumbing, tissues and paper towels aren't and can lead to plumbing issues
2. Cum smells, especially old cum, thus the zipped baggie

So big. Much probems. Must work hard. Use both hands.

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have sex

>have sex

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>Cum smells, especially old cum
Ah, that explains a lot. brb

how many relationships do you think this woman help end?

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for watching legal age women in a porn movie? no

Damn. That sucks. Cancer doesn't give a shit who you are. Hope she can get decent treatment out there in Cali or back in Japan.

for me, it's potyaj-008

Yea Forums - Reminiscences Of Childhood Ejaculations

same

For me, it's POTYAJ and JUFD

>yes, i just cum in my pants, how could you tell?

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>go sit on toilet
>Rub dick enough to get hard
>Put 3 tissues over dick
>jerk off with tissues
>Allow cum to shoot into tissues and flush them

Any other way is incorrect

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>masturbating on toilet
>not a public toilet

The correct way to cum is on the floor, and then wipe it up with an old dish rag.

me in back

imagine the smell

Yes. I am in a dorm with a bathroom shared by ~20 people that is rarely cleaned

How the fuck do you guys use a tissue? Doesn't it just drench it and then get all over your hypogastrium?

no you're just enlightened to the power of nips, go to javlibrary.com and search mum, you will never be the same.

>masturbating on the toilet

why

I use Viva™ paper towels. The only paper towel absorbent enough to handle my loads.

>girls literally cumming

>using tissues to clean cum
Why? So you can have tissue debris stuck to your head???

Because it's comfortable and private?

Why is precum so tasty?

this happens to me after like 6 months with a chick....

You probably would too if you got a massage.

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For me, it's REAL-695

what weak tissues are you getting

Jesus Christ dude welcome to life. What are you thirteen?

>not cumming inside of the lamp bowl and letting the moths eat it later

hmph...just as I expected

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Anybody else just fucking OBSESSED with cum?

for me, it's dfe-021

I haven't touched a tit my whole life and this massage guy just gets to feel up all these chicks, I'm a little surprised they have zero issues whatsoever with him groping their tits like that.

>dude films himself getting cucked by a masseuse that he paid for

only cum in mouth and facials

How would you know women won't react to you in the same way? Don't think about failing, just go out there and ask.

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Well for me, it's KV-210

I guess because nobody really wants to be my friend and I'm by myself. The last time I asked a random ass girl it got all awkward and she told me she had a bf so I left and felt pretty annoyed for a coule of days.

based jav code anons. You little heroes you.

for me, it's IENE-483

So are these massage girls just extremely stupid/naive or do they not mind being fondled on camera?

This has been a very good thread dedicated to television and film

Well, if you're bi, you might have better chances asking a guy.

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Just cum into a trashcan.

When I was a kid, I had a habit of masturbating through my underwear while humping my pillow. I would just cum in my underwear and let it crust up. I used the same pair of underwear for up to four days. The weird part was that my mom did my laundry.

Literally me.

So you have thick crusty pants for years and your mom didn't say shit.

You should bring up the subject on Thanksgiving and ask her why she never mentioned it.

In what feminist hellhole do you live in where it's wierd for a mom to do laundry?

>the day I found she works uncensored under a different name

wew

>Masturbating while sitting up
Just lie down on your bed or something. It's infinitely more comfortable.

Just use a paper towel and toss it in the trash retard

No retard, I was talking about the fact that my mom might have noticed my crusty underwear.

Blow your load into a soft silk sock or soft cotton sock, then put in a ziplock bag. Leave it in for 1-2 days. Then when you take it out it will smell awful, but it will be moist without being wet. It feels fantastic

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This man is a genius.

>Walk around in cum crusted underwear
>Call other people retarded

Is this not rape?

>woman points to her crotch, asking for it to be rubbed
>"isn't this rape?"

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>Can't understand basic contextual english
I may have cum in my underwear but you have cum in your brain

>cum in your brain
oh my god wouldn't that be heavenly.

He does have a pretty high IQ.

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All women are truly whores.

Even your mom?

She just wanted a massage.

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Especially my mom, nigger.

Your mom needs a massage.

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That isn't a real massage.

Real massages are usually only given by physical therapists.

Massages wrongly done can cause bruises.

It's a shame, there is nothing like Medical State Board for Massage Therapists just like how there are Medical Board for Doctors, Nurses, etc

It would separate the quacks from the professionals.

Ideally, the best massage therapy isn't stand alone but requires stretching and exercises as well.

I guess the word for that exists which is physical therapy but unfortunately, physical therapy can be so expensive.

>not having a roll of toilet paper in your room

>I felt like her super kwai cutesy-wutesy 'joy' was just an act, and she would secretly rather be doing anything else
that's gook women for you

I use my little sister's stolen panties.
I have an ok collection. Hers, 3 pairs from a cousin which I stole, 4 of my gf's, 10 I bought online from patreon whores.
I use them to huff, wank or cum in. Then clean.
Except the ones where I paid for the girl to cum in.
I'm being experimental, I'm going to order a turd. She includes a vid of herself taking a shit and packaging it for me.
Can't wait to heave and puke.
My gf doesn't mind. She gets off to tranny porn and lolicon.
Well I'm hard now.
Trouble is we don't live together and she's 18 and still lives with her parents.
I will marry this bitch. We met at work and hit it off because she's a weab. After being friends for a few months I took her out to see spirited away. Nice date. Held hands.
Asked her out. Then we found out how perverted we are.
She's perverted as fuck.

Snatch them while you can.

Thank

you

for

the

info

>not just cumming in a vagina like an adult

>Touching dickless whores

>you have to spend years and thousands of dollars to become "certified" in being a masseuse

Nah, I can fix my own car, I don't need to pay hundreds to get my oil changed.

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That's what the fleshlight is for.

I have a fleshlight which brings me joy when I can be bothered to use it, which is never.

>That isn't a real massage

Yeah no shit Sherlock

I wonder what she would think about my synthetic companions.

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they just get sticky over time, no matter what. not even really on the inside, i find the outside is getting totalyl fucked up after a while

why does he bite?

I bet she would be flattered if you had one that looked just like her.

Qi energy is best transferred through bodily fluids. By biting the buttocks or the breasts, the body parts with the highest surface area and volume, you can transfer the energy more efficiently.

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I feel like she just wanted to be finger banged but wanted to disguise it as massage.

I wouldn't have any that looks like her but I'm sure she would love my wife

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She probably wanted it but the masseur is too professional to do it in front of the husband.

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It's the cleaning. Easier to just mop up with the old cum sock than wash and dry that thing every time I use it.

Who is filming these 'massages'?

cumming in a great bread

Me.

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mine doesn't do a big shoot so it just sorta dribbles on the hand i do it with and then i wipe or wash it off the hand i use...

I like how this guys clients are all women in their 20s with decent bodies.

Cum dribbling is sad as fuck. There was a JAV where virgin guys get to pick which pornstar gets to jack them off, and this dude came 2 meters.

I just shoot my muck on some tissues and put them under my bed until they turn yellow

I would choose Hitomi Tanaka. What a great idea for a JAV.

Women with large buttocks, thin wastes, and large chests have the most problems.

Which is why they require the most attention during massages.

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I just want the Anri video where there's apparently two masked guys going absolutely ham on her but I can't find it; supposedly one of the dudes was shooting like crazy aswell.

Jizzing into the toilet is god tier. No mess, just jizz and flush.

i guess so but my bf says its cute...

Surely it's fat women with boulder tits and the over 50s. I'm on to you weird massage guy.

I remember cumming so hard when I was younger it would hit the wall behind my computer desk like a fucking super soaker. Now it just comes out in a couple of lazy lobs.

rki-299 might be what you're looking for.

holy mommy

All women needs massages. Some women just need it more than others.

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Same, though I take a shower afterward.

Shit dude. Next you're going to tell me that Gordon Ramsay doesn't actually hate every single food item he ever eats on Kitchen Nightmares, Hotel Hell and Hell's Kitchen

well thats one guy and a fake cum vid. i would explode on Anri in any case, especially on her new massive tits.

Women are retards and can be scammed into anything.
it's why the world is shitter when they aren't in the kitchen. I'm not even making this up

>bend over backwards so my dick is in my face
>cum into my mouth
>swallow
>no mess
brainlets can't compete

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Where are this massage vids from?

YouTube.

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Tissues stick, socks don't.

Can you be more specific?

This is a sad truth. Nips are soulless beings

Underrated, I do the same thing. Only a sock can contain my nut.

nice TELEVISION-related thread...

I usually watch this on my TV for the full 60" UHD experience.

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Indeed

youtube.com/watch?v=UDoNsMnsrpE

t. erectile disfunction

I did that two or three times in a college bathroom, you literally have to be right over the seat because it gets on the floor

The smile of Japanese cuties is the only thing in the world giving me joy

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It's related to television since the posts itt are kino as fuck

gross

>does wife bring you happiness?

IT'S FAKE. JAPS DON'T HAVE EMOTIONS.

> do *I*?

>Just cum into a trashcan.

But your moms mouth, pussy and asshole are already filled with nigger dicks!!!FACT!!!

>sniff&lick soles afterward
Holy f*cking based

how high up is your room?

Same.

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Is there a more adult series or studio dedicated to these kind of massages? Preferable naked. Female pleasure is hot.

>not cumming in an empty water bottle that you discreetly hide behind your computer monitor which you rotate out every 3-4 days when the cap starts to get crusty and yellow

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>not cumming in your hand and flinging it at the wall
>people compliment my off-white wall color and home decor
>wall used to be painted blue

Who the fuck are you? kill yourself you fucking autistic retard.

KEK 25 seconfs

based redditor

>Thread literally about various anons jizzing habits still up
>impressive gets thread removed

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see

Licking feet is very necessary in massages.

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lesbian tantric massage on pornhub

>not owning a home so you can do whatever you want

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>this guy gets to feel up random womens' asses/tits/thighs/feet
>and get paid for it
Some guys have all the luck

Nothing's stopping you. Go out there an chase your dreams.

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>not preparing a Dexter kill room

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we've hit the bump limit, lads
129 IPs
almost 5 hours long

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I used to do that until I got a bit older. If I try now, bending my dick down stops the flow, which scares me.

based

>dat toe curl

Dripping. Source?

You people talk as if you didn't do it already in the bathroom.

This yields very little

They pay him to do it, so no.

youtube.com/watch?v=pyJ6CfMQb2k

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Do you have any of the ones where he climbs on top of them and thrusts his crotch into them repeatedly? That's also a very essential, ancient technique in traditional, Oriental massage.

>they haven't mastered the pseudo- condom tissue wrapping technique
Plebs

I cum in cups or disposable food containers. It should probably bother me more that I jizz in shit I (and my guests) drink out of, but I wash them pretty thoroughly so who cares.

There's no way a knee to the ass is pleasurable. They're getting off at how foreward he is.

The penis is a very good muscle to massage the woman's buttocks and back.

Also the thread is just about dead.

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