/puta/ general

Idk why but I have this memory of a women my Dad dated saying she is related to MEW.

stacy
virgin

I have the perfect image for this thread

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Absolutely based.

Easier to list ones that are not.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_American_film_actresses

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Is that really her ex? Did the break up turn him into Chad?

cheater =/= actual whore
"whore" is just used as an insult in that case

Even I hate to admit it

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based harvchad

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based

What do women's assholes smell like?

Shit

in a word: based

just like yours after a shower

cookies

shit and piss mostly, sometimes mixed with blood

Another perfect image for the thread

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Rub your finger on your asshole right now and take a sniff. It's the exact same thing with women.

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worse, a homewrecker

I imagine attractive women's smelling musky and soapy.

>When the dream girl trope falls for the loser trope

Because she found someone else? Literally everybody does that. Did something else happen?

that looks like the black chick from spiderman homecoming

that's pretty much spot on

"imagine" is the key word. In reality, it's exactly like yours.
Exactly.

It's impossible to watch anything mew is in anymore, when I watched that Robot Love Sex episode with her in it, I started yelling puta and pounding my armrest. She effectively destroyed her acting image with the stunt she pulled.

Nevermind, found out how long Mcgregor was married for. Damn, that's sad but I don't blame him, she's a babe

your cuddle-pillow isn't a real woman

What happened

>Literally everybody does that
Hi roastie

kek imagine defending a whore like mew on the internet in 2019

Cunt got SCOTCHED. What a shame in the end.

trips of BASED

I know and?

So you're married to the girl you had a relationship with when you were underage?

my grandparent were together for 50+ years until one of them died. my mom and dad have been married for over 30 years now. I'm in 6 year relationship.
off yourself zoomer cunt

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(it doesn't smell like one)

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It's not normal for today's people to have only one relationship in their entire lives. And 6 years is too little for you to be this sure.

Jesus. Lol
Why's he passive aggressive about it though? They've been divorced for years

Modern celeb whores have nothing on old hollywood whores

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Found the "ethically non-monogamous" soiboi.

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That’s sophia loren and...Hillary Swank?

She and Ewan McGregor started seeing each other while filming Fargo S3, Ewan was married for 23 years and this caused the family he had built until that point to shatter. I can't look at her anymore on the screen without bursting out in anger.

oh no, divorce! how scary!

I want to lick MEW's feet. Who's with me?

She forced her way into Ewan's life, broke up their marriage and made Ewan fall in love with her, completely shattering Ewan's family, wife (since 96) and daughters.

In a way I'm grateful for MEW.
She teached me you should not put pussy on a pedestal and you should never trust a woman or treat her as equal.
Especially if she's a leftist liberal bitch.
So, thank you MEW, you dumb fucking PUTA whore slut.

It's not like Ewan is underage. He knew what he was doing.
And his kids must've grown.

Tbf, Ewan’s ex is Jewish. So I guess it’s a win-win

faggot stop tripleposting

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What a fucking whore homewrecker slut

What does being monogamous have to do with what I'm saying? Polyamorous relationships are bottom tier degeneracy.

When did puta become a part of Yea Forums's vocabulary? I find it hilarious but I can't remember ever seeing it before this thread

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As long as they are sweaty and slightly smelly, I'm game

ayyyyy

Lol my hot girlfriend and her two boyfriends disagree cucko. If you cant share you have a childs mindset :-)

It is now, it's a great word, sounds better than whore or slut
PUTA

That was on Ewan's side, MEW ditched Riley who'm she met on a cruise after graduating in highschool and marrying him afterwards. Nothing good came out of this impulsive cockhunt of hers and I swear this "fling" of theirs wont last long.

>I enjoy being a whore, fucking everyone and everything I see
Degenerate/10

Truly based

P U T A

Do they buy you tickets for movies

ah yes, my hot girlfriend. this is how all normal people speak

She dumped Ewan last year iirc. Poor guy now has to live his life in shame.

Riley was probably a cuck
He filmed scenes of MEW fucking other people
Same is PB and JCon
MEW is a PUTA whore

His millions will help him to cope

cringe

>Having millions
>Not having anyone to share it with
Money doesn't make one happy. it's loving someone to share it with and he had a family and he blew it over some homewrecker 2bh

Imagine being Ewan in that scenario and having to be all like "damn, Riley, you fuckin' alpha, all scary with your borderline dyel body and carefully trimmed beard. I would totally shit my pants from the sight of you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room because he dropped that old mew hag before tabloids even knew about them. Like seriously imagine having to be Ewan and not only stand there while Riley flaunts his $2 Walmart sword in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the Jesse Eisenberg signature and tears in Riley's eyes, and just stand there, minute after minute, attempt after attempt, while he perfected that stab. Not only having to tolerate his testesterone-deprived fucking visage but his pathetic attitude as everyone on Yea Forums tells him he's GONNA MAKE IT and DAMN, RILEY LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch his girlish fucking beta face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fighting nothing but a healthy diet of begbies and siths and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the mountains in Scotland. You've never even seen anything this fucking sad before, and now you swear you can taste the swaet that's breaking out on his fivehead as he tries to cover it with the hair from the crown, smugly assured that you are terrified of the prospect of getting killed with his "lightning-fast (for that is what he calls himself)" moves, the moves he worked so hard for in the dojo for his entire life. And then the security comes in, and you know you could laugh your fucking face off before dying of a heart attack, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Ewan Mcgregor. You're not going to lose your future directorial career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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Ewan is a good friend and it's not his fault.
MEW the PUTA whore entrapped him.
He should ask and receive forgiveness from his wife.

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You are either rich or lying.

That’s their job

all of them are whores, thats why you go for pre-wall girlsthe wall is at 13yo

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Literally every post in this thread is chringy blue Find something more interesting to talk about stupid libtads

Seriously? She destroyed a family and a year later dumped him? Fuck's sake

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Where have you been?
In a few months MEW went from the undisputed queen of Yea Forums to the most hated whore.
And without wanting she made many Yea Forumsirgins stop putting pussy on a pedestal or having waifus.

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lying
if you have money you can practically buy happiness
or drugs that cause the same effect
or help other with money to feel better and happy

Choose life Riley, you fucking cuck.

it depends of the woman and her health

>Where have you been?
rεddit
I don't visit Yea Forums that often anymore

Basically, if you are wealthy, you don't care about others. You can live on your own.

>#timesup #indeed
I'm dying here

now you're talking nonsense

forgetting one of the biggest

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>all those barefeet scenes cloverfield
based

>"does it look like a give a shit?"
>pays two whores just to get a pic to upload on social media and tag his ex and Ewan

Yikes

>Yikesposting
OUT

>drugs cause happiness
What a genuinely low IQ post. You're also likely underage and have never used drugs.

Shut the f*ck up bro

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>DELET this thread

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my dick

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Here's my secret: i fucking love whores

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>Uma Thurman
>Cameron Diaz
>Gwyneth Palthrow
>Catherine Zeta-Jones

fucking hell, even the "good" ones are all tainted.