What does he even like?

Are you that insecure about your own sexuality that you can’t even agree that Jay is the least ugly of the group?

weird sex stuff

certainly doesn't like dental hygiene the snaggletooth fuck

he likes laurel and announcing his early demise.

Jay has literally never done anything to draw attention to how he looks. It’s autistic losers like you who can’t shut up about him just because he grew a beard and that’s somehow mind blowing to you. Fucking pathetic.

David Lynch, John Waters, and Meat Wülf.

Never understood how he got this rep, he's the one who always seems the most grossed out by it, fifty bucks Jay is a virgin who never got over Lauren.

He straight up called Under the Skin the best movie of the decade.

He's right.

That’s Mike tho

Loves sick, satanic, and fucked up stuff in horror movies

Hates movies with female nudity, sex, or rape scenes in shitty b-movies as he believes this exploits, and degrades woman. He also hates when female characters are written poorly by men.

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He's gay so he probably loves good movies.

If he hates female nudity then why has he cheered it on multiple times and defended it on various re:Views. Why are you so obsessed with this and have been posting this autistic nonsense for the last year? Jesus Christ.

Gore. That's about it.

>he cheered it on multiple times and defended it on various re:Views
Do you have any proof to back that up?

Shazam

You fuck Jay for his looks. You fuck Mike for his personality and sense of humor. You fuck Rich because he doesn't resist.

Demonwarp

I notice your opinion doesn't have a hilarious cartoon to back it up, therefore you're wrong and probably a nigger.

I wanna fuck Jay in his tight little boipucci

I thought he said Mad Max Fury Road was?

Yeah, he also loves shitty pleb trash that normalniggers love. That and gore. That's about it.

Jay is pretty loose unfortunately.

I always got the impression he was into lesbian eurobeat music. Like that one song, "You gotta lick it, before we kick it". This was even before I grew to dislike Jay. Little annoying brother character.

I'd still hit it.

He's too skinny for that beard, nasty

He very recently praised Zucker Brothers comedies. Do you dipshits even watch their videos or do you just cherry pick random autistic observations and ignore everything else?

fortunately his peephole is still tight

Fury Road is the best movie of this decade though.

I haven't seen a lot of their recent stuff. I saw the Captain Marlel one which was pretty funny.

I think he said Mad Max Fury Road was the best action movie of the last decade. He also said The Witch was the best horror movie of the last decade.

Looked dumb. Like the Avengers of post-apocalyptic films. Didn't even have Mel Gibson in it and had that awful white trash Harvey in it. God I hate that man.

Nothing and no one, there is no more joy to be had for Jay

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Zucker Brothers made movies about tits and dicks. Shitty pleb trash.

>So Jay what did you think of [blank]?
>I hated it.
>I liked it.
>When I didn't HATE it...

Beards are affectations, my dude.

Peace.

>looked dumb
>didn't see the movie
>still hates it tho

He's not wearing a bag over his head either.

fpbp

I am literally always right in this matter.

Obvious feminist propaganda.

Alright, all reddit and twitter leftists out of the thread now. RLM is not for you.

We all know who ecelebs are "for".

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RLM are not ecelebs. You've all said yourselves. RLM is OUR friend simulator. It's not for you.

>RLM are not ecelebs

lol

>RLM is OUR friend simulator

Synonym for eceleb. I'd say "euphemism" but honestly I'm not sure which is more sad.

do you think jay and mike are really good friends in real life? like, they hang out and go out together outside of work?
i like to believe they are

Apparently they barely talk to each other from working together so much.

classic american literature
but you cant do a youtube series about that so he pretends to enjoy shitty films

true
mike is a big qt teddy bear though

If they do then I'd love to know if Jay maintains the fake laughter.

>never got over Lauren.
iktf

I've just learned that Jay is 5'4" lmao

this but unironically

nah, they just responded to the same casting call
in real life mike is a rabid sports guy and jay is a quiet bookworm

Lauren I’m dying

They were friends before RLM even took off.

y my pp so hard

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We all know what he loves.

Dead cats.

go watch tv like a good goy.
you can trust them.

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Not to mention the fact that in the Slaughter High review he makes a joke about the gratuitous male nudity. He says verbatim "this film has way too much male nudity."

Meant to say BOTW episode, not review.

Reminder that this guy thought Interstellar was better than Gravity.

>that guy had correct, generally held opinion
wow thank you for reminding me

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Jay hasn't been tight since his Meat Wülf days.

He said he likes the Bates Motel show

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Wtf I love Jay now.

You find Jay hot user ? hahahaha i wonder what that means

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The Simpsons S11E05

>has he cheered it on multiple times and defended it on various re:Views
it's the exact opposite, he nearly had a heart attack when there was NIP SLIP in a shitty schlock movie

Because that moment was retarded and they could have easily done another take. He has the same reaction when a boom enters frame. Try again, moron.

>million of things wrong with the movie
>dead face throughout the movie
>nip slip
>has nearly a heart attack

stop trying jay, you're a faggot....

So you’re just going to ignore literally every moment he eats worked up about a terrible filmmaking moment in the movies they watch? Your obsession with this made up version of Jay that lives in your head is really weird dude.

capeshit

>filmmaking moment in the movies
what movies jay? we're not talking about other movies. we're talking about this movie. stop trying you fucking faggot. everyone knows. come out of the fucking closet already.

Seek help

Cum flavored milkshakes

Mike's fat cock

Holy fuck, I don't actually follow Red Letter Media, but I've seen at least dozen of their videos and it just occured to me that I don't know what their tastes like. What do these fuckers like except original Star Wars trilogy? And I mean that in terms of how you can easily tell what Roger Ebert would like and what he's looking for in a movie, not actually like which specific movies they like. With Roger Ebert you do have a general idea of what kind of thing he would've liked, these guys though.

Women are NOT human. Under the Skin understands this. They are grotesque abominations whose humanity is only skin deep. They utilize their sexuality to manipulate, control and ultimately destroy men. Without their weaponized sexuality they have absolutely no ability to navigate the world, control their environment or even understand their surroundings. I bet jay doesn't even get this, he's a pussy.

It's literally like I'm reading Malleus Maleficarum. The dark ages are repeating. Men literally go insane without constant sex, and women dominate the sexual marketplace because females have control and males DO NOT, but somehow it's always women who are the more sexual sex, the ones who "lack self-control and are overly emotional".

It's literally time for men to end.

>What does he even like?

Nigger cum up his ass and in his mouth!!!FACT!!!

More like he was pointing out that opinion is the first thing you want to talk about, and now also the second thing. Telling.

Rocky.

How would you know this?

Gremlins

He likes obscure indie horror movies.

Am I a bad fan for only liking Mike and Rich? Jay pisses me off for some reason, the rest are literal whos with no charisma

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Misery porn

Jack really grew on me the more he drank. I get the impression he would be a total bro

Right on both counts.

>jack appears in panic
jack loves the tna, especially when he's drunk
should be beardfat instead