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old BOAR edition?
real thread
>Stannis is dead
so show me his body
STANNIS FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
he ain't coming back
Azor Varys
*Blocks your path*
That's not /got/ now fuck off.
is he looking for the breast plate stretcher in heaven?
ITS EMPTY MY LORD
azor jon
real thread
Based Jon’s lord commander and mentor thread. Thank you, OP.
How comes we've never seen Varys doing anything terrifying after he showed the guy in the box?
>white walkers are defeated in ep3 tops
>rest is team aegon vs cersei snoozefest
>bronn ends up on the iron throne
heard it here first
It's a very sexist series.
Full of sexualization of women.
It's fake consumerist feminism.
Real feminists would be angry with all the nudity.
thread real
A SPLIT IS IT
you want a war?
What the FUCK was his problem?
Lady Stoneheart hype
GET IN HERE GUYS
This. Guess who else we didn’t see die and is coming back? Stannis brought her the cure and has taken her and her mother as his paramours.
based jannies
yeah i spam /got/ generals
what you gonna do to me mod king
QUEEN OF LOVE AND BEAUTY
The amound of nude screentime brownfu gets is the only indicator of quality I'm using for S8. I'm way past caring about anything else in this shitfest
this is my fetish
Qyburn
ETERNAL /GOT/ GENERAL
what do you mean it's empty?
anyone else watching random old clips?
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>tfw fish scale armor is so rad the Kingsguard copied it
aaaaghhh..
Think he was just annoyed he wasn't as cool as Carl Fookin Tanner.
>make him antagonize Jon more than he did in the books
>make him be the one behind Jon’s murder
>but never bring up that he was a Targ loyalist so that watchers would eventually realize he would have considered Jon the king if he had not betrayed him and got himself executed by him
They dropped the ball so hard
REAL THREAD
MIGRATE!
Maario Naharis
Rose Bolton
so you fink you're the man eh?
>no /got/ general
>no backlink
>freecuck meme
Seriously gas yourself
Thought thaybwas the cute jew girl from broad city at first
niggardly
King Viserys Targaryen was the best character in the series.
Jon's dad led the rebellion that sent him to the wall, so he fucking hated the starks.
wasnt he supposed to suck at fighting
trips of truth
>no /got/ in title
>no title at all
NOPE
>Sex negative feminists
Back to the 70s with you, bet you're a TERF too
That looks like something straight out of my Japanese animes.
CAREFUL NED, CAREFUL
who's he fighting here?
What is this garbage from
He was being humble because Sir Davos is the real Stannis.
Stannis is the poser. He pretends to be virtuous but he isn't. Sir Davos is truly virtuous.
Thats Sir Leon from Merlin
Not a feminist. Just know the truth about you fake posers and your capitalist consumerist "feminism".
based Maario Naharis poster
bruhhh lok at his... look at his LIPS! hes a HAM HAHAHAHAHAHA
How many hours till it starts?
teryn fucking mant
>Not a feminist.
>Tries to speak for "real" feminists
Okay, Germaine.
Littlefinger is alive.
Friendly reminder that all the faggots in the show are dead and this is now a christian general.
8 now I think.
Who /neverpaid/ here? I don't even think it is possible to get GoT in my country unless you have a boomer screen with a boomer channeler complete with home phone lines and answering machines and other boomer shit like a monthly supply of depends.
>christian
>several couples are copulating outside of marriage
NO
>a fucking mill
Whatever slut.
Bet you're a prostitute, eh, sorry, let me rephrase that.
Bet you're a SEX WORKER.
Kek.
You degenerates.
I've never paid because I've never believed in buying something that's free on the internet especially if its a multi billion dollar corporation.
based
>Burn him in the name of Rhl'lor
>imprison him in the name of the Seven
>cut his throat next to a Weirwood tree in the name of the old gods
You're saying that shit airs on TV?
I only know GoT from torrents.
>having a phone line is boomer shit
KEK WUT?
here
my borgeouis brother pays them so i could watch all for free but i pirate them anyway
>Bet you're a prostitute
You're right about that at least, men love my womanly penis and stubble
nah dumbass winterfell battle is ep3, ep4 and 5 will be about ending the white walkers war. e5 maybe and e6 will be about the throne war.
That's ironically the most capitalist attitude.
Any good costs as much as it's cheapest alternative.
What's a phone line grampa?
>Not fat enough already?
what the fuck was his problem
I CANT PIRATE
Where can i watch/buy the episode after it aired!!!
Will Amazon have it!!!!!!
Do we have a stream?
Would've been better if he told that to Gilly, really
But I am Capitialist. Ancaps can suck the shit out of my ass
>I CANT PIRATE
HAHAHAHAHHA
he is really fat tho
Anyone have the Ros pic that used to get posted in the early seasons?
I don't care what you do with your body but don't pretend like being a submissive sex object is empowering.
Syrio is still alive btw. He's going to come back and kill Arya after seeing what she has become.
IN MY COUNTRY YOU ACTUALLY GET FINED FOR TORRENTING IN 2019
>IN MY COUNTRY YOU ACTUALLY GET FINED FOR TORRENTING IN 2019
Everybody point and laugh
/laugh
>Germoney
I'm going there later this year.
Not by choice.
laugh at the kraut
digits confirm
Just get a VPN you noob
I have HBO but can't remember anything that happened after season 5. Give me a quick rundown, i dont think ill even watch it tonight, first episodes are always slow and boring.
I want to fuck the shit out of Cersei.
>Davos was the real Stannis all along
BRAVO NOLAN
Just fucking google it.
How many bongs until it airs?
is it really that difficult to look at a child's parents before hiring them for a long running tv show?
8 hours
lots of gay sex
What's gonna happen to him?
Post parents.
Boar Wine, you're grace?
same, I want, no, I NEED a cruel mommygf
She is supposed to be homely.
The only thing I don't like is how short she is.
IT IS TODAY LADS
YOU READY
any idea where i could watch it live and free tomorrow? i dont wanna wait 3+ hours for the torrent to be released
reminds me of my stepdad
here's the mum
hopefully he sees his son as a wight
>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis
mfw
trying to save his morbidly obese son from an early death
This can't be real.
She's supposed to be ugly. In the books, she is described as horse-like.
It airs live tonight moran
maise looks actually not bad here, not so quasimodoish
just find a stream you dork
CHECKED
Official thread theme
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Except she’s not cruel irl. Jerome Flynn broke up with her cause she was giving massages to everyone on set.
this is clearly unintentional because she used to be a cute kid
B&R
Reminder that bongs consider THIS a 10
She looks like a 40 y/o mother of three
YARP
>It’s in English, just a fancy script
Always lose it at that part
Why does GOT have such a huge cancerous fanbase?
Every fanbase has retards but by god GOT really goes the distance.
so does your mom faggot
Well she can pretend to be cruel then
Though All Men Do Despise Us
she and bran are fucking ugly now, they were cute the first seasons. +his bland three eyed raven shit is meh
eh, even then, you can see the formation of goblina on her face
He dons a steel helmet that looks like a bird's head
then he unfurls his wings with a big FWOOFSH sound effect, "CACAW!"s then takes off flying
Thanks for complimenting her.
The difference is that means my mother looks 20 years younger, maisie looks 20 years older.
>tfw during last 5 minutes of episode Stannis' theme plays
>tfw since it's rather grim theme, everyone thinks it means the end is coming soon for whatever character is on screen in that moment
>tfw Stannis shows up stabbing some WW
GOT is the most normie of fanbases.
LOTR and SW and shit like that is super nerdy and cringe as fuck.
STANNIS ALIVE CONFIRMED
I'm glad those days are over
Those tattoos. Why.
They have nearly 2 years of pent up shitposting from not having a general
probably die at the battle of winterfell, or survive and be an advisor for the kid in the vale for the rest of his life since the kid is a dumb naive fuck
Bran is not ugly. Very average.
have sex
What time is it out on HBO now?
Because she's actually a 4/10 and it doesn't matter
this
Just saw the leaked episode. He's fucking in lads
I'm not. That song is still stuck in my head years after it was a sticky
Imagine being so beta you mention how much you suck in your own house words
who dies tonight lads? They gotta cut down the cast quick if they want to finish this in so few episodes. For me, it's Sam.
tattoos are ugly, deal with it
trash culture will never be mainstream
based
if you don't find that ugly you must be fuckin hideous
>>but never bring up that he was a Targ loyalist so that watchers would eventually realize he would have considered Jon the king if he had not betrayed him and got himself executed by him
seems doubtful desu
He was a man of the night's watch first and foremost, he would never have accepted Jon's departure/arguable "betrayal" of the Night's Watch by leaving the Watch. He would have considered that unacceptable.
Even tho he was a prick, he was still a loyal man of the watch. He would have never accepted a deserter
is mace tyrell still /ourguy/?
anyone here played the miniature game?
1 minus out of 1000 doesn't mean anything to me
And you are delusional.
plot twist, sickly Sweet Robin actually ends up living well into his 80s and dies the death Tyrion wished for himself
He's average you incel freak.
Probably Tormund
Jaime's gotta go he's too white
It's a real shame because Lena is apparently a big cunt IRL. Divorced her husband and took a shit load of alimony.
Post your face then.
Let us see your handsome face.
Else you're just a jelly goblino.
Hater's gonna hate
I'm still not over how lame his death was, bros
it's a deal breaker for many people; might as well be smoking meth from a pipe
It sucks, Roosebro.
HO MY GOD SAUCE
at least it's cute birds and flowers instead of skulls or some other edgy stuff.
poisoning is such a lame way to go, you'd think he'd be more careful
well well well, a trio of uglies
how's that no gf style going for ya?
in the contrary dummie, since season 5 the fanbase has become 90% dumb fucking normies who make up the most absurd and ridiculous """""muh theories"""" just watch how in every interview they ask the cast about some of these dumb theories and the cast would be like what ?
You haven't gone out in 10 years have you?
Don’t forget to pay for your TV license, goy!
goblino confirmed
well not really ugly, but he is very cute in the first seasons
Eh, I liked the callback to the Red Wedding.
[laughs in Bolton]
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The Virgin Basement Watcher
>experiences things alone
>nitpicks bullshit that doesn’t matter
>hates the show and everything really
>has no passion
The Chad Pub Watcher
>prefers company
>impresses people with his in depth knowledge about the books
>passionate, has hobbies
>dresses fashionable and grooms themself
So who are you guys watching it with tonight?
How can i watch this tonight without hbo?
He will gain a neck
I'm middle class.
You're working class.
>no u
>Implying Sam will EVER die
The last scene of the series will be Sam as an old man, finishing up his written account of the series' events. He will be played by George R.R. Martin.
The v in van shouldnt be capitalized
the worst westerosi knight is still better than the best bandit trash
What's with incel freaks trying to claim that everyone is ugly?
DRAKARYS
I want to James Bond hamburger the big tittied SJW both fattie.
Need to re-watch the last series before tomorrow lads, what's the best website? Haven't streamed TV shows for years desu
well bran takes good care of himself at least, but he is really a bit ugly
AARRRGHHH IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE
Hey guys I just got off work at costco, my co-worker said the premiere aired today but I can't watch it until tomorrow. What happened in the first episode? Any crazy stuff?
Who's ready for Tyrion to backstab the North and claim the throne?
>incel
This word isn't used by anyone but newfags and outsiders. It's time to go back.
No one is dying today... why would anyone even die ? the battle of winterfell is in ep3
Elliot Rodger tier faggots.
My bet is on a pyrrhic ending. It's just so quintessentially Martin. Like the show ending with Daenerys smiling on the throne with burnt bodies everywhere and the whole city destroyed and then a zoom out shot where you see the dragons flying around toasting ice guys in the distance.
Fuck St*nnis and fuck M*lissandra, there I said it.
I can't wait for Yea Forums to be crammed with dank got memes again
that is what's going to happen
Anyone got the carice pasta?
The showrunners departed from Martin style ages ago, the ending won't be the bittersweet one Martin promised but some dumb typical feel good tv shit
should we tell him guys?
why would you want to stick your dick in crazy?
What are you guys eating tonight during the premiere?
YOU
JUST
KNOOAAAWWWWW
Yo mum's cunt, you freak.
Bourbon
>the thumbnail is larger than the actual image
>2 hour trip home
>parents say we're leaving at 7
Pray for me lads
>Someone made this
I don't like slags but I would make an exception for Sophie Turner
woah spoiler
Well the name says it all.
Fair enough.
She wouldn't make one for you.
anyone have the Euron comic where he makes fun of Jaime for being into big women?
I once saw Isaac Hempsted Wright (Bran) in Covent Garden in around 2013. He was whining at a middle aged woman (presumably his mom)
ARGGHHHHH STOP YOU ARE BRINGING BACK THE FEELS FUCK D&D
Is he posh? So many posh actors (his noble baron Harrington and his royal wife Leslie)
Cool story bro.
where's the stream link lads
I'm legit more handsome than Jonas.
But he's wealthier and in any case I don't think she's with him because of his looks.
what is that
>pajeet
>wake up at 7:30 and watch without brushing
I saw Isaac Hempsted Wright at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
where the fuck can I watch it?
I tried buying hbo go but they ask for one thousand fucking details and they don't just let me put my credit card so fuck that.
Just a teenage crush/dream she wants/wanted to make true.. she'll get bored after some years
reminder that you will never fuck this sluttly little goblin
what the fuck
Thank god
I can guarantee you are not more attractive. I mean he's not a looker but pls, get help.
Why would I want to
>I'm legit more handsome than Jonas.
looks like a deconstructed hot dog
toasted bruschetta
wieners suspended in rosemary ice
brined cucumbers, sliced
mustard and tomato mousse
God I wish that were me
Is that sausage in an ice cube?
an email and credit card is "1000 fucking details" ? jesus
>But he's wealthier and in any case I don't think she's with him because of his looks.
She's a millionaire, it wouldn't really make sense for her to be a gold digger
>sluttly little goblin
hot
Thank God
what is this from
also, if i post this on other boards, will i get a lot of (You)s?
>imagine being attracted to this
HOL UP
how do you fa/GoT/ts rationalize that your lead hero
>hung a prepubescent little boy
>killed his crow brothers
>raw fucked and jizzed in his aunt
And that's a good thing!
Well now you have me thinking I better resub to HBONow right now. I do remember it being a real bitch before.
She's fine
fa/GoT/ts on the rope!!!
makes him all the more human and relatable, desu
normie alert
Just pretend she's a milf lol.
Milf with a tight bod.
>deserved it
>who cares
>not even canon
>rosemary ice
...at least it's not gelatin.
my only hero is Stannis
Anyone have the ros close up face pic?
>less rich people can't be gold diggers of even richer people
LMAO. Not him but she can be with him for money, the additional fame since they can now call to get paparazzi to follow them anywhere, the drugs, the additional hollywood connections and fulfilling her childhood fantasy of fucking the jonas brothers
>/got/'s lead hero
>Jon
HBO airing season 7 now, forgot just how cute Meera is
>Thinking Jon Snow is a hero
Personally I prefer the Night King. Wrath of the Lich King remastered is gonna be lit
Nothing wrong with jizzing in your aunt.
What are you, gay?
No, it asks for way more than that at least in my country. I can't even purchase it directly from them. I have to contact my tv service provider to make a special account on their site, buy it from them with that account and add hbo go to my tv subscription package, then link that account to hbo go and then (I think) I can finally watch it. Fuck that I don't have the time to do it.
with your whore mother LMAO
Does anyone have the old pasta about Shae looking out to the sea and freaking out because there was no ship and the directors were telling her to look at the ship?
Will we see him?
>hanging him was a mercy
>killing them was a mercy
>having sex with her was a mercy
you all realized that got is a deconstruction of the fantasy genre, yes?
maybe you should move to a 1st world country bro
a bit too little of tax policies
On HBO2 ?
>muh pseudo-intellectual literary critical analysis
Maybe back in 2012 it was
never ever
crannogmen are too cool for this show
i think thats almost a certainty
what happened to this bitch again I forgot
The writers forgot all about him, just like the other 50 subplots they decided to ignore after season 5 was a travesty
>tfw Stephen Dillane didn't like acting in GoT
Kidnapped by her uncle.
He is. and has always been the lead hero, just shadowed.
yeah
euron took her hostage
remember when stannis smiling was the biggest complaint we had on the show?
that were good times
killed by /our guy/
still a prisoner of euron
Why are you lying on 4channel sophie?
>tight bod
lol, what? Have you even seen her pool pics?
sauce?
I don't even know who the fuck he is?!?
Yeah maybe but that doesn't matter right now, I just want to watch this shit :(
BASED JAIME FINNA WIN
He said it was weird and he did it for the money but not that he hated it
I wish it was Stephen Dillane didn't like the* acting in GoT
Use HBO Now, dipshit. HBO Go is through your cable tv provider, Now is their streaming service.
Sophie Turner (Sansa) said in an interview filming that shot where her and Shae were lookin out at Littlefinger's boat after she learned she has to marry Tyrion was an absolutely nightmare to shoot, since Sibel Kekilli couldn't comprehend the scene.
Apparently Sibel started freaking out, since they kept telling her to look somberly out at the boat, but in reality there was no boat there, just the open sea. She started flipping her shit because she couldn't understand that there'd be a CGI boat out on the water.
Eventually they just gave up and told her to stare blankly out over the water while they finished the shot. Sophie said it took like an hour to film that 3-4 second shot because Sibel was so fucking terrible.
Is it true that he said he didn't understand why Stannis did all the shit he did in season 5?
howland reed, the father of meera and jojan last man alive to have been at the tower of joy when john snow was born
theon will save her tonight ;)
anybody remember when this was sticky'd for season 2 starting?
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He's one of the people who knows Jon Snow is a Targ in the books, one of Ned's best friends.
90% chance it'll be on bretty good
>HBO Now
Its not available in my country mate
Have you seen your reflection?
Hibike! Euphonium
> literally fucked her brains out when doing porn
hehe
Just fucking wait for the torrent.
It will only be a couple of hours more.
no chance, euron has too much to be doing to be killed off in episode 1, and i cant see theon killing him anyway
If he will, then he will just be the one to confirm jon snow's ancestry (that he is ned sister's son)
Don't tell the normies man, servers will be fucked
>that ending
we got 7hrs, the normies aren't here yet
She's a stupid cunt apparently and was awful to work with in every way. Should stick to porn.
D&D are such shit writers. Theon magically knows which ship Euron's holding her on, which room, is able to sneak onto it probably in the middle of the sea surrounded by other ships, maneuver around it while avoiding detection, get her out of her chains, make their way back out then sail or row away.
That will be around 5-6 am for most of EU
I'm here.
Yes
Have you seen yourself Sophie?
which means you're not a normie
I mean if your son returns after (how long has it been over a year at last) and is still just as fat even when spending his time at the fucking wall, you might also ask yourself that question
I know but I so wish I was one ;_;
is there any confirmed script leaks lads??
So it's finally time to see if the leaks from like two years ago come true, supposedly:
>Mostly everyone dies except Tyrion and Slave Chick who end up together
>Night King gets punked out
>Cersei dies to Arya and we get Cleganebowl
>Jon/Dany kid is the real Prince that was Promised and ends up under Tyrion's care
>Bran goes full White Walker
There was an old pastebin but I lost it
Euron went to essos to bring the golden company... maybe he left her on the iron islands
>no cellulite and belly full on wine
I don't see a problem. Just shitty clothing.
Her butt could be a bit bigger.
Nothing that cannot be fixed with a healthy diet of munchie boxes for tea.
yes
nothing will happen in this episode, will it?
I have some bad news for you user
hogwash at this point
START THE NEW THREAD BEFORE I PISS MESELF
would you mind fashioning me with a link?
Say Daenerys becomes queen, what nickname would the give her? Would they have her be Daenerys the Conqueror, or something like the the Reconciliator?
...
am I the only one who thinks she looks like Richard Ayoade?
maybe he left her on the iron islands, why would he bring her with him to essos to bring the golden company anyway ?
Daenerys the Dickslut
YOUR MOTHER WAS A BREAD BAKER WITH A FAT ASS
like 5/6 years
No, also that's racist, but I forgive you.
>desinerd.co.in
thank you kind sir
Illegal stream.
The Falling
The guy she's fucking is her brother btw
pfffft non sense normie "leak"
you want a real leak ? The night king will leave a message for tormund, beric and edd to discover
>EGG, I dreamed I was old
Naowit Biggins. Arthur Dayne wished him and Ned good fortune in the wars to come
Sophie please
>bong slag
>healthy diet
LMAO
Daenerys sausageborn after she gets fat
Answered you in the new thread
I wish the show had remembered that when they decided to have barristan and the unsullied job to some dudes in masks
they were ambushed, winning would have been completely mary sue. and barristan is old as shit. the scene made sense.
Disgusting hamstrings
He killed like 8 people alone after being ambushed while being 60 years old or something. But i agree, her death was just to get rid of him and preserve the tasty money. He should have died in a big battle.
wasn't he implied to be the high sparrow?
Nope, Ed and Beric bite it
Did he stick his finger in your bum?
>winning would have been completely mary sue.
the showwriters weren't concerned about that when writing Dany or Arya
Just listened to this and it seems like this guy is going to shoot D&D from a watch tower or something. I've never heard such rage before in my life.
arya is clearly in distress in the trailer and jon is the true heir to the throne. a lot can change.