You will never feel this amount of pure transcendent joy.
You will never feel this amount of pure transcendent joy
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Neither will hs, he's prostrating for ad revenue. Like a jester or a stripper
I'll rather live in misery but retain some dignity thanks.
whats that on his face?
Yeah I will when I'm fucking his wife while he watches from the cupboard in a cage.
aids sore
Why are jannies deleting these threads?
Let the memes grow, fucking hot pockets.
Reminder that he has gotten laid more times than you
Can we argue about how many beds you get in a standard hotel room again?
I say 2.
I'm ready God. Take me home.
Depends on the hotel and the room
>those comments
One king/double sized bed is the standard
Why are incels so obsessed about this guy
No. I won't. I can't even remember what my reaction to the trailer was.
>This is exactly how I felt watching the trailer— the waterworks were REALLY about to take hold, but luckily my wife's boyfriend heard my sobs and came into the room with a box of tissues! He's always such a good guy. I'm so glad my wife is with him, and I'm glad he's a part of my life. Oh, and I'm glad Star Wars is a part of my life too!
>white people
they're gay
the gay
Honestly I was the same way when I saw it. Thing is I was there when the first movie came out so I feel I have a reason to.
/thread
ur gay
now I feel gross
>retain some dignity
he gay
*pure transcendent sóy
Can someone edit this so he's watching an ISIS execution?
or interratial porn
What a queer, I can only assume it got worse after how much he was wimpering at the opening shot
Or trumps inauguration speech
what's going on lately? why are we not allowed to have memes anymore? it's Yea Forums related
What is this expression called?
Despair, but also boner from seeing wife getting fucked by Jamal
Sort of this. Goys will always do what they're told to do. It's the reason Germany went from being accepting of Jews, to hating Jews to such an extent that they "gassed 6m of them" (we know, it's just for the purposes of this post, they still weren't liked), to literally bending over and begging to be raped by them, all within like 25-30 years.
He's an easy target. Probably the only person more pathetic than the incels themselves.
There's no way his wife isn't cheating on him
I don't think the guy looks happy at all honestly.
Someone needs to make this a Twitch emote ASAP!
*subscribed*
A wild challenger appears.
She's fucking ugly. Who would agree to fuck her willingly?
Look behind you
Pix?
What happened to America over the last 30 years? It's disturbing. This guy has no foundation in reality.
On a serious note - assuming this is not completely fake which I guess it is anyways - for someone to be this happy about something so insignificant and plain probably means he deals with enormous psychological problems. Poor guy he'll never really get well
I’m pretty sure extreme faggotry has always existed in one form or another, but with the internet it’s so much easier to broadcast
what did she mean by this?
It's plain old delusion. They base their lives around a 2-hour movie that's only really "meh" so they have to delude themselves that this is a God-sent trailer and it's amazing. They've already poured too much time being Star Wars nerds so might as well fool yourself that a 2-hour movie in a 10000-hour year matters mmore than it really does.
>not posting original
lol the people who originally made that thread this guy must be so mad that Butts ended up becoming the meme instead.
I highly doubt he is. If he's acting, he deserves a fucking oscar.
had me laugh when blacked comes on. Not bad
How many are there as of now?
There is options. You get the fucking choice between 2 twins or a full/queen size bed. The only time you might not get a choice is if you go into the lobby that night and they have no other options.
>and what will come after
You can literally get banned for saying nigger on this board these days. Its really gone to shit.
DAILY REMINDER: onions does not affect testosterone levels. Numales gravitate towards onions products because they see onions as a counter-cultural or bohemian alternative to milk. However, things like plastics and hormones from prescription drug contamination DO affect testosterone levels
>see the webm first
>he looks like a fucking idiot but at least he'll be getting that sweet youtube ad revenue
>somebody posts his channel
>15k subs
>pure transcendent joy
More like $onions
Someone who takes that much joy (if not faked) in something as trivial as Gay Wars has a myriad of psychological problems in dire need of taking care of.
But I can fake it.
This guy was getting a couple thousand views on his videos, but this one has been spammed on Yea Forums /pol/ and Yea Forums all the way to 60k
He's more pathetic than them.
>Live in misery
>have dignity
t. Someone who never got close to misery
>this guy is married and I'm still an incel
Maybe soi products are not that bad...
Something that's almost unbelievable he hasn't gotten removed. I clicked on a picture of him in one of these threads and actually looked in detail at it and it's fucking disgusting. It's like an asshole made of zits on his face.
>"I've had a mimosa and a bit of a daiquiri"
Kekl
That's the same look he gets when the maid comes into his hotel room
>that video user did where he says he needs to hang out with him and he'll introduce him to whiskey
I chortled.
An embodiment of everything wrong with broken, weak white men. He's overweight, seemingly overemotionally invested in a mediocre corporate product and a possible cuck
>You will never feel this amount of pure transcendent söy.
FIFY
Do you think he could be closet homo? His mannerisms kind of make it seem like it. Plus it explains the whole two bed hotel room.
Your work here is not yet complete user
>even Mary knows - she';s actually up at the spa
Sure dude, the """""spa"""""
anyone has the unedited webm?
Nearly every hotel has a basic option for 1 King size bed.
>implying its only white men
Look at his instagram (@theericbutts). Most of his pics are about fatty meat food. Numales are almost always fast food addicts. Star Wars is unhealthy processed shit too
>Rey grabs her lightsaber
>"Oooh!.."
Is that... Is that supposed to be surprising in a fucking Star Wars movie?
Around 1:00
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A man chooses to like a trailer, a slave obeys
needs to be in sync with his reactions
Jesus Christ I never thought I'd see anything that annoyed me more than James Youniverse
can you people please stop watching reaction videos, if you stop watching them they will go away
nuh cunt
Its not possible for someone to be this detestable on purpose. Its just not. I refuse to believe it.
I felt something close to it mocking the shit out of the trailer with my brothers.
Your be surprised how many men don’t have any fucking standards.
Is he just coping with his pathetic self by indulging in mindless distraction?
2 singles or one king/double
What the fuck happened to people, we used to have some dignity and poise. I'm not saying an entertainer has to be deadly serious all the time but crying like a faggot-ass bitch on a video that is watched by people from around the world and will probably never disappear from the internet is where I draw the line.
At least that guys at a healthy weight and looks like he hits the gym every once in a while...even if he is doing the soiface
I hate Star Wars
>crying about a soulless corporate product
Stop the planet. I want off
I don't think he actually feels anything special, he's just going through the motions.
Also
>implying I have never felt any excitement for anything until I was told not to often enough to be more manly and consequently stopped.
He had to get slapped around a little, to be taught a lesson because last time Tyrone came over he was told to leave his wife's bedroom, but instead he begged "Just one more episode, please!!" So Tyrone just did what he had to.
>Freaks out over a simple jump flip over the speeder
Jesus Christ. Can't imagine what his reaction would be to something actually exciting.
>go on vacation with wife
>book a hotel room with two single beds
>she goes off to "get a massage" alone
>he watches star wars videos while she gets fucked by real men
yeah iv seen this shit too. s-oy consumption and numaledom is a chicken and egg type thing. numales are attracted to onions, onions did not make them numales. no study has shown that onions consumption affects serum test levels because the estrogens in soi are not close enough in composition to human estrogens. like I said, other things (processed food, birth control in water, artificial hormones in meat and poultry, plastic) have been proven to fuck up test levels
Depends on what you ask for and the quality of your relationship.
>p-please stop making fun of him
He literally did this to himself.
>flip over the speeder
If only it were a speeder, but it looks like a full blown TIE Interceptor. Speeding along at ground level. Being piloted by someone implied to be Kylo Ren but almost certainly not him. Probably the same person who rebuilt the helmet from the shards Kylo left in the elevator, explaining why the real deal is running through a forest unmasked and tackling what looks like a knight of Ren.
they're gay
Has anyone used the Mosque video yet?
brutal but true
We all are
he is a Cathiloc. probably horribly raped & molested by the priests daily for years.
yes but I'm not making videos of my faggotry for views on Youtube. He can delete the video, but he will always be on the internet forever now only known for his turbo faggotry. Youtube will write him a check for $1,000 dollars. Was it worth it?
>I’m pretty sure extreme faggotry has always existed in one form or another,
Yes, but before the Industrial Revolution these people could not support themselves, and people with a propensity to be "faggots" would be less likely to breed.
kek. There are so many layers in this video that I didn't pick up on the first time through.
63k views isnt a lot of ad revenue, hes throwing away any pride he may have had for maybe a 100 bucks.
NO ONE'S EVER REALLY GONE
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His reactions weren't even in sync with the actual trailer, he's just having an emotional breakdown
Well considering the actual merit of an oscar, you'd probably be right, if they had a category for YouTube hype monkeys
This guy looks like he fucks kids
>You inspire me to eat meats and lift weights
Kek
>That laugh in the trailer
Is the emperor actually back?
Yeah it's been made, saw it posted earlier today
In years past, one may have cried those tears of joy at something actually jovial; getting your dream job, your fiance and you getting married, the birth of your beautiful child. But in this cursed world, one can only shed tears of joy at empty entertainment, a fleeting moment in ones life that will have no impact on you after you've watched it.
thank you based user
Unironically because we lost our Christian morals. Boys are not being raised with any direction, if they have a father to raise them at all. Luke Skywalker is Jesus for these basedboys, or maybe it's Ironman. Either way, they have no great cause to work towards, be that their nation, people, or faith
Word is it'll just be a holocron
Jesus he looks like he is being tortured
Only to someone with nothing left to live for. You and I are lucky we aren't there yet.
Imagine getting this worked up over a 2 hour film, that you will inevitably be entirely bored of by the 4th time you watch it (which would probably be after a few days for these guys)
so you guys now watch reaction videos "ironically"?
fuck this place
>look at his channel
>GoT/WD reaction videos
>toy unboxing videos
>most of them dont even have 1000 views
>one may have cried those tears of joy at something actually jovial; getting your dream job, your fiance and you getting married, the birth of your beautiful child.
speak for yourself soiboi.
Word is that no one is ever really gone
>ugh being happy is so cringe
We started phasing out physical bullying in schools. Fags like that need to start getting their asses kicked again early on.
There's a balance, though. You also won't feel the anxiety, panic, and difficulty functioning in daily life.
It's just another symptom of awarding dependence in general. The truth is that since the beginning of the Industrial Revolution, the adoption of birth control in particular, humanity has been become increasingly dysgenic.
>in years past
speak for yourself soiboi.
Lol, you can cry for those things, sure, but "those tears" that this soiboi displayed? Hell no.
Now picture a black cock sliding down her throat here. Fucking hot.
I thought you faggots sympathized with incels. If this guy were handsome, you wouldn't laugh at him.
Difference is this guy has a wife.
*makes you seethe*
Ugly cunt with a husband like that, she probably has a lot of pent up frustration. She'd be jumping on that cock like an outlaw.
That would make it even funnier.
Wouldn't drinking semen increase your testosterone?
What is that mark on his cheek?
Looks like a cigarette burn.
A cigarette burn would fade after a couple years, it looks more like some kind of fucked up vascularization -- which I'd solve with a lit cigar
Mary is horrible.
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All of his videos were getting like 200 views a video before this blew up as a shitpost vid so not even able to get monetized
But I felt that when I was kid at Christmas. Now I'm a grown adult.
A few seconds in to the trailer and he's already hyperventilating.
Looks like Herpes.
Why are incels so obsessed with incels?
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>You will never feel this amount of pure transcendent onions.
>pretends to be this much of a fan
>didnt watch the panel live to see the trailer
hes a pretty good actor
This is your average game of stoy woahz poster
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
OH OHHH OH OH OH OH
AUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
STAR WARS
STAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSS
ARE. THOSE. FUCKING. PORGS????
I CANT PICKLE RICKING BELIEVE ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING OH MY SCIENCE PRAISE NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON STAN LEE AND THE DRAGON QUEEN THIS IS THE SINGLE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE I AM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW!! I WILL LITERALLY NEVER BE ABLE TO CALM DOWN, MY HANDS ARE TREMBLING. THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT MOMENT IN HUMAN EXISTENCE. I THOUGHT THE LAST JEDI TRAILER WAS THE GREATEST THING TO HAPPEN EVER BUT NOW ITS THE SECOND GREATEST THING AND IM LITERALLY SCREAMING!!!!! HISTORIANS WILL TELL TALES ABOUT HOW DISNEY MANAGED TO CONDENSE EVERYTHING TRULY EPIC IN THE UNIVERSE INTO A SINGLE BLACK HOLE SINGULARITY!!!!!!
UUUUUURRRRRGHGHGHGHHRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRRR
HHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
*inhales*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DISNEY DOES IT AGAIN, THEY DID IT AGAIN, YOU SEE THIS? THIS RIGHT HERE? THIS IS HOW YOU GET PEOPLE EXCITED FOR MOTHER EFFING STAR WARS, DISNEY CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER, I LITERALLY CANT WAIT I WONT BE ABLE TO SLEEP OR EAT OR ANYTHING THIS IS LITERALLY THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT MOMENT IN HISTORY SINCE ELON MUSK LAUNCHED AN ELECTRIC SPORTS CAR INTO SPACE WHILE PLAYING DAVID BOWIE WHICH WAS SUCH A LITERAL FUCK YEAH SCIENCE MOMENT BY OUR LITERAL REAL LIFE TONY STARK BUT NOW DISNEY LITERALLY MANAGED TO EVEN OUTDO THAT EPIC STYLE EPIC AWESOMENESS TO SUCH AN EPIC NARWHAL BACON DEGREE AND TAKE HYPE TO THE NEXT ANDROMEDA!!! THIS IS LIKE THE TIME THE AVENGERS FOUGHT THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY EXCEPT IN FREAKIN SPACE!!!! SPIDER MAN AND THANOS DABBING ON A TIE FIGHTER OVER TATOOINE!!!!!!! HOLY CRAP, ITS SO AMAZING AWESOME SAUCE IT ALMOST MAKES ME BELIEVE IN GOD, BUT RICK AND MORTY AND DISNEY PROVES SCIENCE IS EVEN COOLER
The comments are hilarious
make no mistake, that "man" is dead inside
it's nuStar Wars, nothing actually exciting will ever happen
I told him his teeth were more fucked than Episode 8 and he deleted it.
It works much better with audio
in short, capitalist marketing replaced religion.
plus what was said here--
all of the above play some part
...But he's like 40 years old, he was out of school by the time the anti-bullying stuff started. Brainlet.
I threw 'em all on youtube. The ones with the plastic pop act (2) might have ads, nothing I could do. Fucking google and all that, just block the ads lulz. I think it'd be cool if other guys made videos like this, though. I had a pretty good time, but I think being drunk is the key to victory.
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This.
Also, OP is on another level of delusion if he thinks that a literal cuck has any idea of what joy or happiness feels like.
OPEN YOUR HEART TO STAR WARS
>expecting obese wife uglier than him
>get this
For him, this is a major win
I had to keep reminding myself that this was an adult man with a wife. Imagine being married to a man that pretend cries after seeing a lightsaber.
Also, does he really put his home address in the description?
>monotone desert shot
>"It's gorgeous!"
los gayos
>Imagine being married
>on vacation with wife
>two bed hotel room
>not a bag or anything around the room
>nothing out of place
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Why is it only nerdy incels who say stuff like this?
Dilate
lol
based
I am laughing so hard at this pathetic onions boy I might cry too
>LE INCEL! LOL! LMAO!
Take your meme words and go back please
Y..You guys realize he gives his address in the description?
that would make your mom high test
Based
outside observation
I think americans like the dude in the video and millions more just have an easy life with no struggles, no real problems, no money issues. they were born that way and managed to withhold that life like their parents before them. so they just hang on to the nostalghic shit, toys, video games because they have time, remind them of their great childhood etc.
i'm probably wrong but just my 2 cents.
>gets deleted
>not deleted
basedmods
looks like a badly popped zit or rash of some kind.
maybe ringworm.
gross fuck.
kek
>going to the gym
>hello police, yeah im hearing screams and sobbing from my neighbors property, sounds like a woman's voice
Victimhood became merit.
also this strong men were blamed for everything wrong in the world when strong men also built and created everything great in the world.
Tears from the middle of the eyes usually means eyedrops to fake tears. When you actually cry they come from the corners.
she's ok, I hooked up with way worse
but she probably fucks people who only wear socks
What if you end up dying before it comes out, youre pretty old you know.
DISNEY
HIRE THIS MAN
i dont get how reaction videos aren't immediately striked down? I mean you have channels that show only a few seconds of footage that get copyright claims.
>shot of a literal fucking desert
>"oughhh Its gorgeous"
Fuck outta here man he must be acting.
its a shopping centre, not his home address
the man earns enough to rent an office
>When you actually cry they come from the corners.
I guess you would know from taking it up the ass for so long
I really like this painting
The bully punch mark is a nice touch.
because they're promotion for the material and not criticism of it
He's just faking it to get views.
so if an incel made a reaction video for TLJ and started freaking out when he saw Rose it would get a takedown?
Chad jawline.
meanwhile the incels here are probably chinless virgins
basedbuttman
fuck off its mine
this desu
"we" got rid of religion with nothing as substantial to replace it.
nice myspace angle there, hides the cartoonish jowls well
can't help it, your dads cock is so great
you're welcome
do you know the artist?
Do get this sort of emotions out of a person, do you just have to be retarded?
>Not posting the full version
Pleb
holy christ go blow palahniuk and jordan already you seething /r9k/tard
She acts like such a cunt though. I saw a video about their first thought on Shazam and she unironically used phrases like "toxic masculinity" and kept challenging his opinions all the time.
based
Yeah shame that his double chin makes him look like a toad.
A lot of people can cry on command user. Especially when they control the camera and the shooting schedule.
have sex
Meh I prefer the jamesyouniverse version.
That isn't real joy. It's artificial.
Isn't that what this whole thread is about
Chinese Invasion NOW
I do not
I don't remember that scene in hardcore henry
>HAHAHA PEOPLE ARE ENJOYING THINGS FUCKING FAGGOTS
Kill yourselves faggots
don't wanna wake up mom huh kiddo
Lord Jesus Christ please come quick! Let me not be ashamed at your return!
Dang...Butts averaged a couple hundred views on all his other videos but this one has 65k lol
based
I unironically want to eradicate faggots like this from existence.
Yes this is true
uhh his unboxing pokishit got 580k
>here we have the wild incel white knighting beta soi cucks in a fiery rage of passion pent up from never touching a human woman in his life.
it's an act
>that projection
and it should be punished
what if I accidentally trip and fall in front of a bus?
Go drink some soi, Eric.
he has it in every video. its either a mole he scratches or aids
There's literally no benefits in being honest in 2019. I had to pretend to be pro-feminist just to keep my job.
A scar
took a minute but I found it
Saints Anthony and Theodisius, founders of Kiev Lavra (big ukraine orthodox monastery)
by Sayda Afonina (1995)
unfortunately most of his other paintings are portraits of kids
>don't worry guys, he's acting like a pathetic annoying retard on purpose
that makes it worse
he gay u gay are vee not gay?
I prefer the sneed one
China will destroy this country some day.
Popped blood vessel
Nah my throat is just sore from sucking off your dad earlier
good work, I was looking but couldn't find it. Surprised it was so recent
Did he cum?
I watched this trailer and all I felt was apathy and confusion. I can't even fathom weeping with joy over something like this.
>unfortunately most of his other paintings are portraits of kids
I take that back
I searched using "saida" instead of "sayda" and found more religious art like pic related. neat stuff.
his face makes me want to hurt hum
anyone else?
>I can't even fathom weeping with joy over something like this
maybe you could when get the fat paycheck from youtube
does anyone have this one? i can't find it he probably deleted it
Yeah, that 50 dollars will really be worth it in the end.
>that aids sore
Russia had some great artists...
oh wow he made a total of 20usd. who cares
not bad for spending 3 minutes orgasming to a video
If his dignity is only worth 50 dollars then he's even more pathetic than anyone ITT can fathom.
I'm sure you already do it for free so why not get paid for it
based
Do what for free? Upload a video of myself crying over some babby Disney movie? Have sex.
HahaHAha! I'm going to keep calling him a turbo faggot until he deletes the video and there isn't anything you can do about it turbo faggot! HhaahhahaA kill yourself turbo faggot! HAahaahHAh
orgasming to videos
He looked like he was having a mental breakdown not having an orgasm. Have sex.
They literally act surprised that the main character of the movie is in the movie. It's all fake for views. They have no real emotions, just a lifetime of trying to mimic them.
KEK
I guess you could do that too
When will incels get over this guy
This dude has HUNDREDS of videos on youtube yet only 16,000 subscribers. The fucking youtube mystery channel that was just red and blue rectangles and weird noises that turned out to be a test channel had more subscribers....
Yes... Soon the crop sharr be properry pussified and ripe for the taking..
well what's neat is how recent the two posted are, so there's still some good artists there today presumably
I also like this one. It came up when I searched 'saida afonina', but I can't confirm that it's his work nor what year. There's a sig in the bottom left but I don't know how a sig would look in Russian moon runes lol.
I do know that the picture is of simeon of athos (or Silouan the Athonite), a Russian orthodox monk from the late nineteenth/early twentieth century.
>ywn understand your purpose in life as succinctly as these men nor feel the sense of enlightenment and closeness to God as they did.
onions rash
ITT: Eric Butts defends himself
I'm loving the söy extended universe, got any more? It's sad Youniverse deleted all his videos.
I unironically cannot wait for them to take us over tbqhwy
That dude is allowed to vote lol
What would that feel like?
like taking a big hard shit, but in reverse
Is that good or bad? I mean I have had shits that feel pretty good....
What's a mimosa and daiquiri?
He already did
a girl drink and a nigger/girl drink
>Mary’s already at the spa
>’the spa’
Heh
I'm certain it's a herpes sore.
homosexual swill
she's just having a nice facial
>we used to have some dignity and poise
Quit fooling yourself. We always had these type of faggots, we're just more aware of them now thanks to social media and increased disposable income. But you could still find these type of over-obsessed nerds anywhere if you bothered to look.