Why do so many people pretend to like this movie?

Why do so many people pretend to like this movie?

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I will never get the "you are only pretending to like it" posters.

It's like they are threatened by everything that their puny brain can't comprehend so they have to perform heavy mental gymnastics that actually everyone else is """pretending""" to like it and only they know the true truth in order to not feel stupid about it.
Absolute mental midget cope mechanism.

t. brainlet

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Thanks to this post I am going to watch it now. What am I in For?

Vince Vaughn punching some people to death

Literally watched it 2 nights ago and i loved it. Because fuck abortionists thats why

Because it's a combination of well-made schlock, satire and genuinely nice characterizations and performances
It's Zahler's best and most satisfying movie
It's not some masterpiece but it's pretty good

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A reactionary depiction of a man trying to do what he can to save his wife and child in a society that has left people who think like him behind. Its great all the butthurt discord trannies are trying to turn Yea Forums on it

is vince vaughn really 6'5?
i googled, yes he is
how tall are his critics?
not 6'5 i'll bet

So a right wing power fantasy? Yawwn.

zahler's movies are like well-acted and well-directed B movies. kinda like grindhouse, only not trying too hard like those ones do.

Because it's a well made modern violent exploitation flick that has a nice emotional core to it.

Vince Vaughn impressed me with his performance.

Breh. He just ripped the hood off his car.

Sort of. but its not like vince vaughn is a gary stu or some shit. He gets the shit beaten out of him all the time and he isnt depicted a particularly nice person. And also theres about a trillion left wing power fantasies out there so its a change of pace at least. Also i doubt very highly zahler sits around reading winston churchill and listening to ben shapiro. I think hes trying to provoke hollywood more than anything else

>well made

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It's probably the only movie I can think of that emphasizes Vaughn's size. Every other one I've ever seen him in tries to downplay it.

Saying to not like the movie is equivalent to saying you like dick in your butt. You are a faggot.

I wonder if Zahler will do a good job remaking this.

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I like some good jailkino and this was pretty good.

This scene was weird and was he pick a bone out of his arm? What the fuck was that?

Oh I'm still watching it. Just surprised at how fragile and needy the rightists are lately.
"I'm basically exactly like Vince Vaughn hurr" type stuff.

Teeth. He was pulling the other guy's teeth out of his arm.

it was a tooth, dingus.

Haha he's a christcuck. Wew lad.

Zahler's pride and integrity are holding him back in the industry.

The only thing I don’t like about it is that it’s a complete misrepresentation of the correctional system. If you saw how well inmates were protected these days it would make you sick.

Also having guns in a secure perimeter carried by guards is the most retarded thing in the world. There isn’t a prison in the country where floor staff are armed.

t. California Prison Cop.

I thought the same thing until i revisited twitter and remembered how awful the sjws are. So ill take the over sensitive contrarians over the star wars apologists any day. But youre right this board get butthurt about anything remotely left wing now. If dr strangelove came out today theyd be bitching about how its communist propaganda.

Did you ever sex an inmate?

A well made honest to god exploitation film. It's great.

I noticed this as well but given the right wing nature of the movie i would not say its them criticizing the prison system but more of an idealized version of what justice is (or something im pulling this mostly out of my ass here so bear with me). Remember don johnson says red leaf prison is a lack of freedom.

No but that’s the reason most of us hate female cops. I knew a few that did. They’re fired. Female prison cops are somehow more useless than female firefighters.

As opposed to every other movie being a globohomo power fantasy? Yawwn.

It's supposed to look like an uncoreographed streetfight between brutal but not necessarily athletic middle aged men.

>"I'm basically exactly like Vince Vaughn hurr" type stuff
Where in this thread have you seen this? Your gender delusion is extending into the virtual world, you should really seek help before you join the 41%

Yeah I didn’t feel like it was a criticism it was just stupid. I know most people wouldn’t be bothered by it because they’ve never been to a prison. There were really good representations like the abstract rules (stand in the yellow box, relinquish your ring) but the 120lb cops at red leaf wearing all black with jack boots and shotguns made me laugh. The secret prison in a prison made me laugh harder.

yeah he's surprisingly good at playing a hardman, considering it's the only time in quite a long hollywood career he's done it afaik
i hope he plays this kind of character more often
have you seen the one he did recently with mel gibson and if so how was it?
i've heard mixed reviews but given their personal political leanings that's kind of to be expected these days

If that is every other movie you see sounds like you should reflect on your shit taste.
Not the thread. Never said that.

Haven't seen it but it looks good and I intend to. And I'm a lefty.

spoiler alert?

That is every movie made. nothing to do with my tastes.
>not this thread
seems an odd thing to make up then

If you liked Brawl, you'll probably like Dragged Across Concrete. It's like if Zahler made Lethal Weapon.

that's the beginning, he recovers

when girls and boys both complain about Ralph Breaks The Internet being "too much about how girls are better than boys", then you know the left wing power fantasy has gone off the rails.

I can see you're a deep thinker.

>how fragile and needy the rightists are
compared to who?
surely not the leftists
i guess there's more complaining about how people's demographics are treated these days but "the rightists" would have to go a long way to match the hair-trigger outrage culture the left has been steeped in for the last 5 years

thanks, i loved brawl and love mel gibson so i'll get that on my list

Stop gauging your own behavior by comparing it to the worst of other people and stoo whatabouting and you'll see what I mean.

I see you realize you are unable to justify your stupid statements.

I mean you can like it but you're wrong for liking it. Just know thst pleb

No. You see that I'm trying to return to a thread about the movie I'm watching and enjoying.

Yikes this is sad. Perhaps you shouldnt say things you cant back up if you dont want to be pressed on them. If you were really enjoying the movie you wouldnt be on Yea Forums at the same time.

Zahlers movies are pretty typical “guy” movies. The focus is mostly on manly virtues like sacrificing for ones family and righteous anger. The dialogue can be clumsy, the violence schlocky, and there are occasionally retarded plot holes, but they’re all very entertaining movies with great characters

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we're not talking about my behaviour, we're talking about "the rightists" aren't we?
i have to assume that's as opposed to "the leftists" since the term "rightists" implies a dichotomy

i looked him up and his other directing credit, bone tomahawk, was also great
i'm stoked for dragged across concrete now

If you're unaware of people inserting themselves into their fictional media of choice I don't know what to tell you. If you're saying you're unaware if kekistan flag waving fedoras who are as snowflake as any sjw, you probably are one. Judging by your posts I'd say that's a good guess.

It’s not as good as BT but better than BICB99 imo

They should be armed and also be allowed to fire them at inmates.

Bone tomohawk was spooky but awesome

>kekistan flag waving fedoras who are as snowflake as any sjw
not sure about that one
the kekistan meme is satire btw

It should have had actual monsters instead of just your casual Indians you'd see at a grocery store.

I like your taste avatarfag. But you are wrong, it IS a masterpiece, and the best action movie of all time.

>indians aren't actual monsters

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>vince pulling a tooth out of his arm has an audible sound
shit like this made me laugh throughout

Seriously. Now im definitely not watching

I felt bad for boxing guard bro.

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This guy who spoiled it for you is a dickhead but let it be a lesson. If you want to enjoy something dont look at Yea Forums beforehand. Only discuss shit youve seen

Yeah, it pretty much was a low rate r-rated episode of Miami Vice from they 80s. It was also too damn long for what the story was.

boo hoo faggot, it's just a scene.
it can't spoil a movie, especially a good one.