So it's true, then. What they're saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts

So it's true, then. What they're saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts.

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Hari Pota???

Reminder this series would've been 1000x better and made more sense if Draco had been a girl whose 6 long years of emasculating bullying culminated with Potter hate fucking her in the bathroom in Half Blood Prince.

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did their rivalry ever got resolved?
I remember harry shot a spell at him in the bathrooms and draco almost died but I cant remember anything past that

You're right. God help me, you're right

Any story where the boy gets the girl who bullied him?

Absolutely based

It would have worked even with him as a boy. Harry could have subdued Draco and made him suck his dick.

Draco Malfoy is the weakest twink of a "villain" to ever grace the silver screen - but can you expect anything more of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody - just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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His family avoided death but the Deathly Hallows weren't fun at all for him, basically realizing he's the servant of a sadistic overlord.

In the last book he's reluctant to even admit the guy with a deformed face they caught is Harry Potter as he doesn't want to see a someone familiar dying again. Then he tries to catch Harry in the last act, but only to get his family's status back which is down in the gutter at that moment. You see some sliver of their old rivalry in the banter they first share in the Room of Requirement but it's already blatant this almost belongs to another life.