>order a meal for two
>I'm actually going to eat it by myself
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
Order a meal for two
David Clark
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Colton Garcia
Is it weird i find him cute
Angel Powell
>box says be kind, rewind
>I don’t
WEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL HE AINT MY BOY BUT THE BROTHA IS HEAVAY
John Morales
I do this too often after work and spend like $40-50 on ubereats
Matthew Morgan
you zoomer tourist newfaggots are mistaking the clown meme with the D E V I L I S H meme
Dylan Howard
>tell mom I'm going out on a date, she's happy her son is finally meeting girls
>spend all night in my car at the McDonald's parking lot doing whip-its
IIIIINNNTTOOO THE FLOOD AAAAGGGAAAAIIINN
Austin Davis
>line for 14 items or less
>go through with 15 items
ONE, there's nothing wrong with me
Josiah Mitchell
You're the zoomer not recognising DAMAGED posting
Zachary Powell
Jordan Davis
kino
Gabriel Perry
based
Lucas Baker
>cashier hands me coupons with the receipt
>don’t take them
TWO SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
Joseph Brooks
>buy something
>asked if i want a bag
>say no
>actually i wanted a bag
I USED TO THINK MY LIFE WAS A TRAGEDY
Kevin Howard
>clown meme
Newfriend? He's from the post-irony weed gang meme.
Landon Cook
Is this the disguised GAMER thread?
Kevin Powell
>buy tickets online
>senior rate
>show up alone
>no hassle
OH AND IT WAS VALENTINES DAY
THE OLD FAMILIAR STING
Xavier Sanchez
>smoking a cig outside
>roastie comes up to me and asks to borrow my lighter
>notice her iphone with a photo of her and chad as background
>tell her i dont have a lighter
>as shes turning away i take my lighter out of my pocket and start throwing it in the air and catching it
RIDEEEEERS ON THE STOOORM
Chase Young
>Be me
>3rd grade
>it’s show and tell day
>steal my mom’s makeup and try to paint my face like the joker on the bus
>lots of cakey powder and foundation
>big red lipstick oval around my mouth
>heavy blue eye shadow
>draw on some evil eyebrows
>now for the final touch
>take green jello out of my lunch bag and slick my hair back with it
>I look just like the joker
>go to class
>a number of kids go before me, showing they’re favorite book or doll, etc, but I’m what everyone’s whispering about
>class is freaking out and I’m loving it
>I look around the room with a huge creepy grin as I wait for my turn
>teacher finally calls on me
>everyone thinks I’m going to explain my new look, but I don’t even acknowledge it
>instead tell them I’m going to show them how to make orange juice
>pee my pants
>I meant to say lemonade
mfw
Cooper Peterson
Do you know why I respect him?
It's because I see myself inside of him and it's that side of me that I had to hide from all these people who hurt me and could never understand me for years. I was trying to lock up the darkness but all it took was one bad day. Now, I can finally see myself in the mirror and smile.
Jordan Lee
Owen Richardson
>at denny's with my grandma
>order a meal from the menu for old people
>its actually for me
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Dylan Davis
Nolan Cook
>tell my boss I'm going for a piss
>have a shit instead
SOMEBODY STOP ME
Asher Scott
That's not Jokerish. You're just fat.
Hunter Lee
>GAMER
gtfo manbaby
Jaxon Rodriguez
>lose kids in divorce
>wife aborts kids
>wife gets dog put down
>try to kill myself but wife says no i need alimony
>but dr i am aristotle!
Liam Phillips
kino
Dominic Reed
we truly live in a community
Leo Parker
>girl in class asks me for a pencil
>I look down and ignore her, not even responding
SAINT ANGER ROUND MY NECK