Another Death Star movie

Giving benefit of the doubt, it could be some weird force planet (so it's all a vision or something like the cave on Dagobah). It's more likely JJ just wanted a big giant thing in the distance and didn't care/understand physics though.

It was nothing like ESB

Human sacrifice to please the serpent god.

>giant space station slams into planet
>large distinguishable parts still visible

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Liberals

The ultimate power in the universe

And Disney promised us no more fanservice crap unlike the prequel trilogy, ha ha ha ha ha

It's almost like planet killing weapons are sought after and important and shit. Really makes me think.

TLJ is not canon

to be fair, you don't see any life on that planet, and the crater could be under that ocean

>Giving benefit of the doubt,
Why? Why on earth would you do that?

creative bankruptcy

When a really big object falls slowly on the planet it could stay partly intact.

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Jewish storytelling.

Its literally sitting in an ocean filled crater.

which death star is this even? I thought they all exploded in space

>giant pussy
>hurrr durrr
>my pussy my rules
>gets fucked anyway

Kek

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>nothing like ESB
nice try Rian

>The only recognizable element of the Death Star, the dish, must be visible always.
>Both Death Stars are shown being blown up to smithereens but somehow a giant recognizable chunk landed on the Forest Moon of Endor and didn't burn up, collapse, or wipe out all life on this moon.
>It's the recognizable bit, which also happened to be directly tied to the reactor core for power, which is what blew up.

WHY

It's almost like lazy screenwriting you twat

This image might have had some more impact if, idk, they hadn't done it already.

I feel like we're just getting a Force Awakens reboot.

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How do you incels like the force awakens but not tlj? They were both horrible movies

Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shields will be quite operational when your friends arrive.

They are literally just repackaging the original trilogy to a whole new generation. Complete with original bad guy, and a Vader clone

it's literally the same movie but worse. tfa was more original in retrospect

No one gives a shit.
Star Wars is legit dead.

In 1980, Star Wars gave the world a deep, nuanced, and flawed black hero in Lando Calrissian, He had complex motivations and imperfections, but ultimately was an epic hero who saved the day in the third movie. It was the kind of role that black actors in that era could mostly only dream about.

Flash forward 35 years. Under the guise of "progress," JJ Abrams gives us a new black hero for Star Wars. Except he is isn't really that complex or epic. In fact, he's mostly the chumpy comic relief set up as the buffoon for almost all his scenes. If there is a mop bucket in a scene, Finn's foot will wind up in it. Kathleen Kennedy took us back to the days when the best a black actor could hope for was to be the googley eyed fool put in the movie for laughs. For all Kennedy's and Abrams' and Johnson's blabber about bringing the Star Wars universe to non-whites and non-males, it feels like they took one gigantic step backwards where black people are concerned.

Sheev has been patching up key systems this entire time with driftwood and coconuts. He has a legion of loyal crab followers helping him.

Quite close to planets. The Endor Holocaust fan theory comes from the fact that the DSII was in close orbit of Endor when it blew up.

Imagine the shitstorm that would erupt if the Sun Crusher was ever built, but too bad that canon is "problematic"

Plus the death star looks too small in OPs pic, not really bigger than the destroyer.

Nukes

>space nigger gets arrested by space police and is thrown into space jail, from which he promptly escapes
jesus christ did Raimi direct TLJ?

Doesn't look like Endor. Where else would part of a Death Star crash?

It's a new planet, graveyard of Death Stars, there's going to be like a hundred prototype death stars broken down in there and we'll learn that Palpatine was trying to build a Death Star for like a thousand years or something (and he's also immortal).

The entire ST will be revealed as a simulation Sheev implemented to examine one possible future.

>Doesn't look like Endor.
???

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None of them are, it's just fiction

I don't know how much it would mean to the casul SW fan, but I am hoping for the reveal that Bane completed his essence transfer and has done so through the generations, ending with based Sheev.

Episode I: No Death Star! (The Trade Federation's battleships do bear a slight visual resemblance though.)
Episode II: The Death Star's plans are shown to Count Dooku on Geonosis
Episode III: Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine oversee the construction of the Death Star in the ending
Rogue One: Entire plot revolves getting the plans to the Death Star and the scientist who helped create it
Solo: No Death Star!
Episode IV: Death Star Classic (tm)
Episode V: No Death Star!
Episode VI: NEW and IMPROVED Death Star
Episode VII: Death Star Bell Grande
Episode VIII: Dialogue explicitly written in to explain the laser cannon at the end uses Death Star Tech
Episode IX: (Literally) Recycled Death Star Classic (tm)

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How about using something else? Raid the old EU and grab one of them. The Galaxy Gun, the World Devastators, the Sun Crusher. Or make something new like a weapon that breaks down the biomass of a planet into mulch ready for the new inhabitants to use for their needs.

How does it not look like Endor?

>Death Star Bell Grande

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Its a giant lightsaber

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white civilization

family

>A comfy space station built by many, manned by a combination of military and civilian personnel, gliding through space to protect Imperial worlds from rebels
That's what's really important.

this

This is plausible, JJ will want to make it so that death stars are not that special, to retcon why there's so many of them.

An ending friendship

Considering it's round and the size of a Moon, it probably represents your mom.

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I really don't get how any pieces of it would be intact. Both look like they blew up completely. Even assuming they fragmented into pieces and crashed into the planet, i'd assume it would be extremely unlikely any pieces would survive atmosphere reentry and subsequent impact.

Every nu Star Wars trailer has "THIS CHRISTMAS" with some whimsical music playing. They're just stealing your money folks, and laughing all the way to the bank