Did he handle this situation well?

>mfw he literally made they guy cry
Cant bruise the cruise

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no, manlets have no sense of humor

I've watched some Tom Cruise interviews because of the recent obsession Yea Forums has with him. He's in the closet isn't he?

I don't know the guy's personality, but for some people, the unexpected is amusing. Even if it's at their detriment. It might be good for people who need to be taken off their high horse.
It also depends on who was behind the squirt gun.

He insulted him a little bit

He most likely has a mental illness.
>inb4 being gay is a mental illness

>inb4 being gay is a mental illness
Thanks for not making me say it.

This. If this was for a small website just starting off this would have vindicated their entire existence. Tom knew this and was trying to make it happen.

tom cruise is just fucking weird man, I don't necessarily think he's gay. he just has that bizarre, almost sexless (despite being a sex symbol for his looks, ironically) personality that makes people think he's gay. and he's also into weird scientology shit, who knows if he's sincere or just in it for the mafia-esque aspects but he seems sincere when he talks about it.

you don't let random people spray shit in your face, in an innocent world it would just be a water prank that you could laugh off but in this world it could be piss or battery acid, this is why such a thing is considered assault. tom was 100% in the right here and should have beat the dude's ass but it's understandable why he wouldn't in his position

Yes. It's the best way to handle it. Imagine if Jonah did the same to that French bitch.

It's like he tried so hard to be a flawless person that it made him crazy.

Based, Tom couldve broken him physiclly, but chose to taken him down mentally.

Anyone else think Risky Business is still the best cruise kino?

Jonah couldn't have pulled it off because he's fat and not attractive. Unattractive people just look awkward when they try to act confident

the guy should have pretended like he had no idea what cruise was talking about, and play it off like cruise was acting crazy, and then blasted him again

Nah, with tards you just go away and ignore them. What he did is the equivalent of going to a containment board and expect shitposter to engage in a coherent discussion.

He handled it very well. That dude left crying for a reason -- he was delivered a truth bomb by Tom fucking Cruise himself. He will never amount to anything because he chooses to spend his life disrespecting people by shooting them with water like a 3 year old -- then one of those people made him realize that they are where they are by doing the complete opposite of what this retard is doing. Cruise may be partially insane but he handled this perfectly.

Tom was disappointed it wasn't cum

He could have, but then he'd have to not have insulted her first by saying she looks like she enjoys sodomy.
If he'd just been polite and then afterwards went "I'm sorry, but I think that's reallly rude and uncalled for", the french girl would have had to apologize.

He did. Shockingly brave for a Hollywood type. His handlers even rushed over to protect him from the unwashed masses, but instead of running to hide in his limo and cry cruise dressed down that guy like he was a misbehaving child.

>Schooled the guy
>Didn't freak out himself
>Kept his cool
Yeah, he did fine

>Did he handle this situation well?
Fun fact, it was Thoros of Mir that did that prank.
T. 90s brit fag

eveyone that anyone has ever thought was "sexless" is eventually revealed to be gay a pedo or both. it's very 20th century of you to still act like it's a real thing to "just not seem to have any sexuality you know"

>Kaye wrote an article for The Guardian calling for peace in Israel after his mother-in-law was killed by a rocket attack there in 2008
aww

I have very little sex drive. Still a virgin, never kissed a girl. I'm neither of those. I just don't care about it.

Gay pedo

obviously you are a pedophile. why do you think here on an user board you have to pretend to be some harmless inert thing

Odds are Cruise, as an A lister, has seen some truly awful shit behind the Hollywood curtain and just reacted to it differently. Some actors go nutters, some join in and pretend to be a normal guy, some just break. Cruise has seen children raped and butchered at Jewish sex parties, that's why he stopped Katie Holmes's career (to protect her) and joined a weird religious cult (for spiritual and emotional fortitude). Kubrick purposely chose Cruise for Eyes Wide Shut because he was one of the few actors who had seen the ugly naked face of the Jew and hadn't broken or joined them.

are you the guy from the other day who jerks off to women but says you're "asexual"? lmao
you're called a paraphile

Not with this bullshit again

It's clearly Interview with the Vampire.

Yes, very much so. God, I wish I had class like that.

I think it does exist. Basically your genes telling you not to reproduce. I've had a lot of issues, cancer and such so i think it makes sense. No need to be rude

No I was at work the other day

I used to care a lot about girls and I dated a lot but got tired of it. I enjoy my solitude way more but I'm still into weird porn shit.

He handled it like the professional he is.

Erm no it wasn't. Paul Kaye wouldn't pull a dickhead stunt like that. He used jokes and wit to mess with celebrities, not childish practical jokes

The guy who did this to cruise was some channel 4 nobody.