OH NO NO NO NO NO NO, HAHAHAHAHA CHRISTKEKS

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO, HAHAHAHAHA CHRISTKEKS

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epic reaction, but who has the best one?

Further proof that Orthodox Christians should've banded together to destroy the Catholics in their infancy.

Have sex you pathetic incel. Let the men enjoy his movies.

bend over

I remember some Russian priest said Star Wars is a homosexual fairytale with bad acting and something about slavhatred. He probably thought empire is Soviet Union.

At least his reactions are more believable and genuine, wholesome as fuck!!

>wholesome
>>>/reddit/

they're two lobes of the same lungs buddy

Oh no, another website! The horror!!

Yeah and one of them is riddled with fucking cancer.

The virgin catholic priest vs the chad protestant knight.

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Fuck it, I'm converting to Orthodoxy.

If orthodox christians are so stronk then why does russia have such a massive aids epidemic?

Because Muscovite and St Petersburg scum.

Catholics saved the world countless times with the crusades.

>Protestant
Anglicanism isn't Protestantism. It's literally a middle ground. That's it's entire point. It's also an alternative between Lutheranism and Reformed.

hope he and the altar boy have a blast at the premiere

God... Americans fucking always degenerate everything. And I too am talking about that heretic in Rome. The continent of America was a mistake.

delusional papist

Catholics are doomed, their priests are corrupt beyond redemption.

>denies the authority of the Pope
That’s it. That’s the literal definition. You’re a prot.

Were there any little boys in that trailer?

These are paid advertisements by Disney

>deny the authority of a guy who says Hell doesn't exist
You're damn right I do.

This and nothing else.

there was no pope for hundreds of years after jesus died. fucking catholic scum rewriting history