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>WE ARE STAR TREK, YES IT'S TRUE
>TREKKIE POSTERS ME AND YOU
>ALL DAY LONG WE SHIT AND MEME
>TILL THE JANNIES INTERVENE

>GOOOOOOOOOO /TREK/!!!

Anybody know when the new picard show is?

When will we get the holodeck?

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lmfao

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IT'S BEEN A LONG ROD

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but he wasn't a virgin

not if you count holosex, no.

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Here's to the finest thread on Yea Forums!

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are we in the mirror universe?

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yeah

It's a shame the orville released their "Make Yea Forums Mad Again" episode right after a star wars trailer.

The dawn of the 25th century.

I miss BF and VF

Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.

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Superchads only in this thread

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>Are we still on for hasperat tonight, Commander?

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Spam is bad.

Oooohweee! Then we slam in into overdrive, they won't know what hit 'em!

Someone said Geordi was actually gay.

I think J.K. Rowling did.

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Ro Laren was my first childhood crush. Still is.

Why would anyone think Geordi "pussy slayer" LaForge was gay? I thought the eugenics wars removed all undesirables from the human genepool, that's why there are no uggos in any trek series.

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Yeah, breakfast at Tiffany's and bottles of bubbles
Girls with tattoos who like getting in trouble
Lashes and diamonds, ATM machines
Buy myself all of my favorite things (Yeah)

Been through some bad shit, I should be a sad bitch
Who woulda thought it'd turn me to a savage?
Rather be tied up with calls and not strings
Write my own checks like I write what I sing, yeah (Yeah)

My wrist, stop watchin', my neck is flossin'
Make big deposits, my gloss is poppin'
You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it
I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it (Yeah)

I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it
I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it
You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it
I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it (Yeah)

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Ro was best Picard waifu. Crusher a shit.

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Ro was never a Picard waifu, you horrendous hog
/trek/ always saying such gay shit smdh

star trek

? I don't get it

sssssssstttttttttttaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr
tttttttttttttrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk

Is this a new meme??

:D

The actor is, the character is not.

Geordi is asexual. It's all machines and schematics with him.

Was Bleach's Tousen inspired by this character?

yikes

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>watching anime that doesn't take place in outer space

Sounds more like Scotty to me.

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>watch final epsidoe of STD just because
>recap starts with something that never happened

this show is unironically great.

If star trek has time spies and stuff do they have ghostbusters and do they use hologram technology to hide their identities and look like anime?

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There is 1 more episode of STD this season, friendo. Thursday.

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Tilly meeting that fucking queen thing? It was in the short trek they did between seasons. It was cringe as fuck.

>the theme of s02e13 is how discovery can't end with dignity
>there's another episode after it

My mind is literally blown.

Tilly and queen have romance

>tiny doll leah
Hot glue time

Ive unironically never watched a star trek show altho i think i saw one of the movies years ago

What show do I start with

kys retard

What do you like?

Politics: Deep Space Nine
Silly Alien adventures: TOS
Watching a bunch of people with downs: Voyager
What Star Trek Was Supposed To Be: TNG
I Want To Watch Star Trek, but modern, with no nigger protagonist: JJ abrams movies

is it ok to like The Motion Picture in this here general?

I dont get the hate for that movie, its my favorite, so many cool scenes and the vibe is super serious dealing with this incomprehensibly great machine heading towards them

Yeah. Dorky uniforms, low lighting aside it was pretty good.
youtube.com/watch?v=EkDF3Kufh6c

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*walks onto bridge*
*calls STDfags retards*
*tells them to kill themselves*

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Fuck yourself, fucktard.

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I've filled toilets with piss and shit that looked sexier than that trash

Sorry to hear about your digestive state,m8. You are dismissed.

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Discovery

Pop Quiz:
What's his name /trek/?

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pls try to be frenly

Vapek

ENT is where it starts chronologically.
Then STD.
Then TOS and TAS.
Then TNG.
Then VOY and DS9.

Stop saying you're dismissed.

ENT is technically not the chronological first Star Trek, because it exists in a divergent timeline polluted by the events of First Contact.

Lt. M'atrac

Brapsnipher To'Likker

Just dismiss him back.

I am frenly, unless some faggot tells me to kill myself. Fuck hate-posters.

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8.5/10

No, it doesn't.

Harry could have fucked seven of nine what a faggot for saying now

Except it doesn't, and the events of ENT lead the Borg to investigating local space and why they were scooping up Fed colonies in early TNG

Maybe he was just angry

S E E T H I N G ENTbabbies

Dumb shitposter.

You're just trying to start trouble

kys retard so I can piss on your grave

Reminder that no two Star Trek shows are more alike than ENT and STD.

both b gay

As far as timeline pollution goes, all Treks are fucked.
ENT was about early warp tech, before the Federation was formed. It is first Trek, even though other series came before it.

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it's the best one

>As far as timeline pollution goes, all Treks are fucked.
Except TOS, TNG, DS9 until S5E13 and VOY S3E23.

>timeline pollution
imagine caring

Picard hates wrinklenoses.

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get out

name of actres

memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Shannon_Fill

That will be all.

/trek/ is DISMISSED

>Her uniform from this episode was later sold off on the It's A Wrap! sale and auction on eBay.
Spermtrek uniform now.

This meme is becoming problematic.

Someone masturbates on it

>The Source of Suction starring Shannon Fill
Someone find this

You sound like a SJW. Perhaps STD is the Trek for you.

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GETTING FROM THERE TO HER

the ENT uniforms are the most practical and makes the most sense objectively

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That image is Photoshop ed

this episode (The Perfect Mate) had the most believable Picard romance ngl

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They also look like total fucking shit.

IS BEEN AH LAWNG TUHM

>To all StarFleet personnel, this is the Captain
>It is my glad duty to inform you that a member of the crew, Ensign Wesley Crusher has been lost in the line of duty
>He was the worst example of a StarFleet Officer and a young man of remarkable cowardice and weakness of character
>His loss will not be felt by all who knew him
>Picard out

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GETIN FRUH DEH TA HEA

Purile

>1. ENT: All Seasons
But there was a uniform change between season 1 and 2.

BUT MUH TAIM IS FINELY NEAH

These are the best uniforms

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I GOT FAITH UDDA HEAHT

GOIN WUH MUH HEART WO TAKE MEH

Who's counting?

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I can tell you who isn't: it

>Yeah, I wrote that. It's called "Faith udda Heart" and then in parenthesis it says "going where my heart will take me."

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Cleverclogs

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Geordi never did anything wrong

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. . .

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Geordi never did anyone

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I'VE GOT
I'VE GOT
I'VE GOT

It's not funny anymore.

That's way too many.

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I'VE GOT FAAAaAaAITH

t. no faith

It was never funny
Just cringe

wrong

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Then why do people keep posting it?

These were the best looking uniforms

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Not really.

>Starfleet uses the Monster Maroons for 80 years

>Starfleet uses the Excelsior for 80 years
>Starfleet uses the Obert for 80 years
>Starfleet uses Spacedock for 80 years

Because they're autistic faggots

>Pike: Ah, the bridge is just like how I left it
>*it's the JJ Abrams bridge just with the lights turned down*
what is this post-ironic third wall-breaking writing

Hey /trek/
Go climb a rock

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They knew the TOS movie aesthetic was the most kino.

>America uses Stratofortress for 64+ years

Picard is sjw?

TMP is a great film.

I actually don't like it.

I can't be bothered to watch this shitfest. What's with the fucked up head?

It isn't a great film, it's a mediocre film with great kinography like V.

Without checking the internets I'm going to say Mendon?

You'll end up watching it all.

No, I really won't user. Life is too short. I have important shitposting to do.

Do they explain it? It looked cool so they threw it in there with the other things they didn't think about (everything)

Really.

And how's your hit TV show coming along, user?

>this is a rebuttal
have fun eating other people's shit, retard

hop on dis D, bromo.

That's personal taste. It is still a masterpiece of filmmaking.

No, it was objectively mediocre.

>my first
>still is

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Leave him alone. At least it's content.

You're comparing it to modern films if you think so. But in context at the time it was a triumph.

Thats not how comparisons work. At the time it was really badly paced and light on story. Currently it is really badly paced and light on story, but also predictable. Either way it was very good looking.

looks like shit now tho
she'll never be interested in you

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Nope. Still looks as good as it ever did, the shots are all stupid sexy and the "cgi" was so analog and unique that there's really nothing that compares.

What the fuck did they actually do wrong?

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From a law enforcement perspective, they were hassling a taxpayer with no justifiable reason to do so.

Ro is 51 now, ffs

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, user.

Smug shit

Her first episode was in fucking (ugh!) '91 fucking one for ffs!

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You're relieved.

>looks like shit now tho
So does your waifu

STOP FIGHTING

aged like shit

aged like a fine wine

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Read in Dukat voice for extra smugness.

Wrong on both counts.

we. pls go

The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will continue to endure long after Geordi LaForge finally has sexual intercourse.

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>'91
*crack*
*siiiiiiip*
Now that was a helluva year

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>his hi tops don't pump

>51 year old white woman
>58 year old black woman

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Got any pictures from this year?

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You called?

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But geordi has had sex.

What did Seth mean by this?

・G・O・R・G・E・O・U・S・

ya

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MOMMY

Geordi...

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thats a racist white charicature delete it please

Why didn't Geordi ever get with black girls?

>wanting to fuck leathery she-apes
repulsive

There was that one time a qt black girl hit on him but he was all "no way, fag".
He likes em white.

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stop

Geordi is blind

His VISOR augments his vision.

He just sees colors and graphs.

That brings up an interesting point. If this is how Geordi sees people and things, how can he tell what a pretty girl is? How is he heterosexual?

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Riker tells him on the dl, he's a bro

ayy yooo
'chabin bla
AzOr ahais of trek
GO!

You don't need eyes to know what to fuck, you dopey cunnie.

>GoT
we already have GoT 2.0 in STD, don't bring this shit up here as well

You sound angry

Trust in the profits, my child

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>Hey Sisko, you remember me?
>Gul Benny's the name
>I got 5 kids to feed!

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Geordi only dates green girls.

How does she keep the side of her head shaved with that bionic piece? Wouldn't it get itchy?

Disgusting. Jadzia a shit. A shit!

No.

The river Temarc in winter

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Why are so many Star trek fans kissless incels?

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Picard will be great and modern

I want to be rich and I want lots of money
I don't care about clever, I don't care about funny
I want loads of clothes and fuckloads of diamonds
I heard people die while they are trying to find them

And I'll take my clothes off and it will be shameless
'Cause everyone knows that's how you get famous
I'll look at the sun and I'll look in the mirror
I'm on the right track, yeah, I'm on to a winner

I don't know what's right and what's real anymore
I don't know how I'm meant to feel anymore
When do you think it will all become clear
'Cause I'm being taken over by the fear

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Imagine him singing Metallica.

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When I was a little girl
I used to think I was wrong for wanting diamonds and pearls
I never had anything no Chanel or Tiffany like all the popular girls
They say the best things are free but I don't get what they mean
'Cause I want everything

And money doesn't grow on trees
You can't just plant a seed
You gotta work it out
Gimme some of that cold cash
I want to stuff it in my couch
C'mon bring me those big stacks
I need them bricks to build my house
Give me all of that, all of that 'til the ATM runs out
If money can't buy happiness then why is it so fabulous?

When I was only 15, I packed my bags and I said
Goodbye to mom and dad
I was afraid and alone, living without a home
Got rid of all I had
They say the best things are free but I can't get what I need
Without some currency

And money doesn't grow on trees
You can't just plant a seed
You gotta work it out
Gimme some of that cold cash
I want to stuff it in my couch
Come on bring me those big stacks
I need them bricks to build my house
Give me all of that, all of that 'til the ATM runs out
If money can't buy happiness then why is it so fabulous?

Make that money
Make my own money
Gonna make that money
Make my own money
Make that money
Make my own money
If money can't buy happiness then why is it so fabulous?

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Everyone is over in /got/. No one cares about trek anymore

what makes you think I give a shit
trek has been dead for 30 years let's all just admit we're necrophiliacs and have some fun with the bones

I'm nothing like you

We're not so different, you and I.

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Why weren't there more skirt wearing niggas in star trek? Theres a few in TNG but thats about it

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Note: If you feel like my posting has changed, it's because I've started using the Night Light feature in windows 10. It is supposed to relax me and calm me down before bedtime

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Mendak, all fish people look the same to me

Fuck Game of Thrones.

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Share your pain /trek/

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It pains me that in the episode "The Darkness and the Light" of DS9 all Kira's rebel friends get killed off easily even though they are some elite covert unit that was able to evade the Cardassian military for many years

They got old, became farmers and got sloppy.

>yfw Sybock is also Burnhams brother
this pains me greatly.

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It pains me that the one-armed dude and his waifu were killed.

I have to pee

I've really gotten into Star vs the Forces of Evil and I'm deeply ashamed.

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Are you kidding me, Morn was drowning in pussy.

dis^
////.....\\\\\

is /trek/ gonna watch GoT?
asking for a friend bla x

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I only watch Trek. Recently I realized there's a lot of stuff in DS9 I missed when I was binge-watching it until I'd pass out so I've been going through it again at 1.5x speed

I'm out of things to say about Star Trek.

Based Jimmy

I miss Speedy Jimmy

>it's a "Voyager writers stop caring and just coast for the last two seasons" franchise

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But I like that episode

I need my pain

FCUKING JIMMIY

*spits on you*
ugly beast

Who's Jimmy?

>Harry Kim episodes

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Well /trek/?

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my god bones, what have I done?

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Jimmy One-Point-Five Times, that's what we called him, because he always watched movies and television shows at one-point-five times the normal speed.

Okay. Well it's very efficient.

>It's a jr. officer harry kim runs his own Lower Decks episode

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>people start talking in the thread again
>retard starts spamming his STD charts
It's like you know your posts kill all enthusiasm anons have for the threads but you can't stop yourself from posting here

youtube.com/watch?v=e7WZq9USk5c

one of the most underrated movies ever. I really love the score and morose atmosphere of the whole film

do
do you know what a chart is

yeah it's the gay shit you post

>people start talking in the thread again
>someone asks a discussion question using a picture
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

stop samefagging you literal disease and fuck off back to Yea Forumsmblr

>1.5x

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Is there any precedent whatsoever for the physical appearance of Breen other than the rumours that they're hairy because of their planet being like Andorria?

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Them living inside the suit is a long standing meme.

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Did Sisko die?

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Is she related to Riker?

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>me on the right
>trek on the left
x

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>always look at myself straight on in the mirror
I worry I have a weird eye and no one's ever told me

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You've got a weird eye bro

this would probably be hi-fucking-larious if I had a YouTube channel I shilled here h a h a h a h a h a

post more cutes

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Do the mirror effect on your phone. You'll notice how weird your face looks to the rest of the world.
---------------------------------------------------------------
Pic: This guy and the dude from Voyager's episode "The Void" have ridiculous mouth pieces. How do you eat like this?

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thanks for telling me bro have a piss jar

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D'ABO!

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She's so fucking cute here

>We saw your boobs

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It hurts so much knowing I will never hold her

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>Cute Girl: I've been authorized by the junior staff to thank you for keeping us in one piece
>Kim: You're welcome! Now I'm off to protect my virginity for another episode

>watch latest episode of STD
>Crew: Michael we're all coming to the future with you!
>Micky Burns: What about your families?
>Crew: When we signed up they accepted that we were dead anyway lol
wtf

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Nine...

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Where do those three word names come from?

I believe the English dictionary.

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Vape Fish

Thats giphy naming convention (among a few others), though why they would save a gif instead of a webm I do not know. Possibly retarded.

webms are shit. that is all.

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feminists will never let us have a holodeck. Search your feelings.

I've seen them used on .webms though on other boards. Anyways, thanks for the...help

Why are so many Trek fans pedophiles?

Or maybe your shitty phone doesn't support them. J'Accuse!

It's canon.

youtu.be/pHXg9oKoWak?t=54s

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no...no they are just shit sorry.

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stop spreading this misinformation
it's not fair or correct
quite frankly, fuck off

Fine

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When's the bottom? 3k or sub?

waaarr CHILDREEEN
it's just piscataway it's just piscataway
HEEYYYY

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Then I hope you enjoy grainy low-res low-color-depth huge filesized garbage on your iphone 3, user

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I think we did in december

whoa wtf chill dude

Yeah I've got my sights set on buying in sub 4k layering in since we haven't head and shouldered the bottom though some are getting greedy and calling for a longer bear

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Just shut down the discord and stop making threads. It's over.

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Just shut down the discord either way. Awful service.

>Seattle Boy isn’t having fun anymore
Bye tourist

It'll only happen when the mods step in or during the next major depression when NEET internet gets the axe. Haven't watched Trek since fall 2018. I'm done with it for a while and only will watched WWLB when it comes out.

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I'm good.

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I mean if your brother signed up for the space navy with small but blatant risk of death, you’d have to accept that there’s a risk of them dying or going MIA

Not before Mike the Mutineer showed up.

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Yeah because there are still Naval battles, Horatio. A real analogy would have been the military.

Even if Mary Sue the magical mutineer never showed up there’s till the chance of a random warp core detonation or holodeck systems failure #22516.
It’s like someone you know joining the actual navy, sure the chance is pretty low, but there’s still a chance they will die and you have to get over that.

>Starfleet is not a navy
It’s not an army that’s for fucking sure, bightspark.

It's a navy, they even have marines.

Learn how to read, retard semen. I didn't say there's no danger in joining Starfleet, I said there's no danger in the Navy.

Navy's got some freak accidents though, ships drunkenly crashing into each other. Look at that argie sub fiasco, nobody's coming to save you when you're missing in the ocean.

People die during training and non-battle operations all the time. You're naive.

Wow so the families of people who join the Navy only have to worry about the retards crashing into each other. Yeah, that's exactly like Starfleet, retard.

When did I ever mention anything about the actual navy, you illiterate?
I was explicitly talking about the hypothetical space navy that has a surprisingly high fatality/injury rate (as far as I can tell anyway).

Daredevil exploration is a decision on that level of retardation.

In TOS canon, out of 12 Constitution class ships Enterprise was the ONLY one to survive the five year missions.

>what is the USS liberty
If you can be sunk by your own allies I’m sure there’s other, less common ways to die.

Jesus Christ who the fuck was commanding those things then?
An 8 year old blind kid?

>backpedaling this hard
ok retard

>misspelled "backpedalling"
YIKES

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Point out in this post where I mention any of the contemporary navies and I’ll PayPal you £100

Christ this bitch was so sexy on TNG. Fantastic ass, perfectly sized and pert tits, tight tummy and curvy waist, DSLs and nice skin with naturally blonde hair so you know her muff is that pleasant wheat colour. And a good strong chin ensuring all boys she pumps out are lantern jawed chads. It's not fucking fair bros I WANT TO IMPREGNATE A SEXY YOUNG WOMAN SO BAD

They also look like shit

I love you

He didn't misspell it.

staré treké

Cтapь тpeк

starru trekku

On STD they're too dumb to delete computer files so they decide to blow up the ship. The whole ship, not just the computer banks.

literally no one here cares
you should be ashamed of how boring your posts are

the ground at home was cooovered wit snow
and i was coooovered with sweat
my younger chieftain calls me an eagle
and my daddy calls me egret

nowhere to run to where i did not feel that war
when i got home, i stayed at home and checked behind each doooooor

because i'm still on chalna
still on chalna
(I AM)
still on chalna
in my miiii-hiii-iiind

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Stop reeeing over your cyber clubhouse.

new thread since it's about to archive