Know any movies where a white guy gets lost in the jungle and has to survive by any means necessary?

Know any movies where a white guy gets lost in the jungle and has to survive by any means necessary?

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Wasn't there some 80s flick with some blond dude with super green eyes or something?

He's gay

This rumour needs to fucking stop

>british empire.jpg

Sorry, but Tom is American now

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Literally me

This might come off as a bit weird but I'd like Zendaya to jerk me off with her big clown feet.

>He cute

She's a big girl

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honestly, fuck w*ite women

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Know any movies where the MC is the only human to survive an apocolypse (or so he believes) and after getting stranded on a distant island exclusively populated by exotic women has to repopulate earth?

Escape from New York
Death Wish 3
End of Watch

My life

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Imagine the giant turds required just to sustain an ass like that

looks awful. imagine the fucking cotton cheese on that

Sorry, but black girls are skinny

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Holy shit

He has to pretend they are attractive because he's a nice, polite and good sport brit

brilliant

Imagine having to walk around with that "thing" right beside you on the streets with everybody looking at you two
Americans are unnatural and weird, they grew too acostumed to shitting themselves everywhere they go, so I find it hard that they would feel shame by picture themselves in said situation

>Zendaya has white legs
#NotMyZendaya

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I'm bigger

I have a white blonde friend, and both him and his brother exclusively date very dark latinas and black girls. What might’ve caused this? They both say they find white women aesthetically boring and that white women are uncool, but what would cause them to BOTH be like this? Keep in mind they’re not very close.
Every white guy seems to be into curvy instagram brien girls now. Skinny white women are completely ignored.

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>Iron Man underwear
Perfect

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Modern white female aesthetic has been created by mostly homosexual, educated artists. It doesn’t appeal to the base animalistic urges of the average heterosexual males. They like big boobs and butts and sultry fun instead of lanky women with good manners. Med women are more fun.

Imagine being this horny so early in the morning

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imagine being this insecure

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well every blond girl i know also dates at least tanned guys with dark hair and dark eyes. Opposites attract i guess

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not a movie but in the 1800's some dutch cunt landed on an island of cannibals then fucked the princess and became king

He was Swedish

Queen

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Most white men hate their mothers. It’s literally the only culture in which disrespecting your mother is accepted and even considered cool.

based

not wanting to sound like a poltard but modern feminism has encouraged white women to be more masculine, and naturally straight men are not attracted to that.

I would keep her in my harem but that's it. She's a breed cow, nothing more.

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Is this real?