What is the worst film you have ever seen?

Zombieland

hardcore

avgn movie

Shatter Dead, edgy, incoherent, schlock.

I rewatched Marvel Civil War.
Im probably going to say this. Nothing about it is good. Im amazed how it did so well in public opinion

stalker

99% of these quotes are taken out of context

Ultraviolet

Freddy got fingered

my conception

free solo
I fell asleep

Only time i've felt embarrassed when watching a movie

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Suicide Squad, fuck that shit

Probably neo-Jumanji. Watching Jack Black larping as tranny and kissing some faggot in mouth was embarassing.

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Its for kids you idiot. Not suprised a 40 year old mans feels embarrased watching a childrens film.

its kino when watched with frens

Here are all my half-stars on letterboxd.

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Probably this.

There was also another terrible comedy that we rented and turned off which could've been worse, but I don't remember the name of it.

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I watched it when I was 8 or something. Still, so embarrassing.

I unironically like this movie.

probably Lost In Translation

That Bane movie

we're not asking you what movies you like or dislike we're asking you what's the worst film you've seen

SILENT HILL 2

The Ghostbusters reboot. First movie in my life where I actually wanted to walk out of the theater. Only didn't because of morbid curiosity.

You should watch your second movie some time.

t. Man that exclusively watches Kino

Films with budgets that could have been something...
> Batman & Robin
Films of no budget...
> Attack of the 50 foot woman

Why anons?

My friend told me it's about boarding school antics in 19th century France.

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Damn, I caught that on TV last year. It was so laughably bad that I couldn't even watch it ironically to make fun of Sean Bean and Kit Harrington

Jud Seuss is great you fucking plebeian. Oppenheimer is one of the best villains in all of film.

The first one was so good and pretty faithful,
then they shit the bed

‘Bitter Moon’, 1992 by Roman Polanski bored the shit out of me when I first saw it in the theater.
I don’t know what I would think of it now.
m.imdb.com/title/tt0104779/

‘Carrington’ , starting Emma Thompson and Jonathan Pryce was another movie I found so fucking boring and awful I almost walked out on it.

‘Intolerance’, By D.W. Griffith, is in major need of an editor, because it just drags on. There are many better films from the era.

‘Battleship Potemkin’ is another film that should only be watched by film students, so they know how not to edit their films like shit.

Does it have a gay scene?

This piece of shit

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Stalker.

supergirl

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It's 90% gay sex, user.
I still remember after the first 8 minutes or so one of the school boys grazed his knee during a footies match and got sent to the "Infirmarie".
The camera goes back to the football match, and the next scene is literally the schoolboy fucking inside the sick room.

Hail, Caesar! anything with that ER TV doctor is a slog.

I'm pretty sure Cadinot is an actual gay porn director who's famous for "classy" vintage stuff.

good will hunting, desu

I wanted to walk out of this, but was with a group.

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Now you see me or spring breakers

Starship Troopers and it isn't close.

This was Kino, or at least Kino adjacent.

Green Room, Shaun of the Dead, Princess Cyd, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Tim Burton one)

capeshit, not memeing, i genuinely cannot tolerate it

>I watched it when I was 8
The movie came out in 2005, making you a worthless zoomer

Every time I see this movie on the tv I forget that I've already seen it, it's just that forgettable

Cold Pursuit with Liam Neeson is what Zoomers think Boomers are like without any redeeming qualities

fired up
i often have comedy central on the TV in the background if i'm not watching anything specific. comedy central has the rights to air a fuck ton of awful not-even-B movies, fuck they're like D movies, they're complete shit, and that's one of them they had a few years ago. just a bad movie in all regards.

Call me by your name

If snow piercer is unironically the worst film you've ever seen, you don't watch enough films.

any random shot on shittio movie

The Avengers was fucking terrible. It looks like a made for TV movie and Whedon's trash "witty" dialogue is all over the place. Age of Ultron was unironically better in every single way. Whedon is a fucking hack and the success of the MCU is in spite of him, not because of him.

Bad as in incompetently made? Probably a low budget spanish fantasy movie named The Baron vs. The Demons. Bad as in unenjoyable? Probably Suicide Squad or Star Wars: Attack of The Clones.

Captain fungus

Interstellar; the fact that some of the visuals were on point makes it 10x worse because of the waste.

Snow dogs

The mummy 3: tomb of the dragon emperor

>Grown ups
Definitely

The Smokers

what a huge waste of Thora Birch in her prime

On a theater, this

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I'm sure my brain has blocked out the absolute worst movie ever, but the worst ever recommended to me was Rustler's Rhapsody.
I was assured it was the funniest film ever made.

Star Wars The Last Jedi
The most hilarious part was that "die hard" star wars cucks were trying to explain to me that I needed to watch the other two shitty movies to not find this movie to be utter garbage.

the denial is disgusting.

Either Manos: The Hands of Fate or Hercules Against the Moon Men. Mostly because they both have very long parts where in fact nothing happens. Not just, nothing interesting happens, but nothing happens at all.

>Ghost Rider
Cage should have killed himself for this

Oh if it was 2005, then I was 10-11, my bad
Didn't think it was so recent

2016 US ELECTION

Almost Famous

>snow piercer

not him but snow piercer was very retarded and incoherent. thing were too ridiculous and made no sense

you faggots don't know what shit really is.

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>kino
youtube.com/watch?v=SIFSijUJPCU
oh no no no no no no

Lefttard

if only it was just a movie

Equilibrium.

I can't believe I let Yea Forums meme me into watching that trash

I've seen a few, but the one comes to mind right now is Black Dynamite, because I'm here and you homosexuals shilled that movie so damn hard. Had to turn it off after 30 minutes it was so cringe.

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Battlefield earth, I dare anyone to come up with a worse movie.

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i saw that movie.

there is no way you could convince me it had a script.

Revenge of the Nerds, it's so rapey

Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2

>When an alien race called the Psyclos turns the Earth into a mining colony, it's up to rebel hero, Johnny Goodboy, to lead a revolt and save the planet from the giant alien species

Johnny Goodboy Jesus Christ.

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this
i really dont mind any movie ill tolerate it. but this movie got to me. the worst 2 hours of my life. wish i could get my money back.

Glass

forgot pic

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>says the good movie is bad
>has the bad opinion
>doesn't know what a good movie is cuz he says it's the bad movie
>uses the wrong word should've said "good" movie
>has the bad brain
>makes the bad posts
>literally getting btfo right now at this very moment by me

A 300 parody, the cringiest shit I ever saw. Even more cringe since friends forced me to see this shit until the end, nearly lost my sanity.

Drive

Umm.. guys... I'm thinking he's based

I felt it was bad, but not the worst it was from a kid's imagination it's kinda cute. Plus I was fucking drunk with ppls when we saw that.

the whole trilogy is cringe.

>Shaun of the dead is bad
Fuck you.

The Departed
everyone who likes this garbage should be hanged

It's hardly a bad movie.

Also me.

it's funny you say this because i watched it again recently, originally thinking it was shit and i thought it was pretty good.

I was at the premiere of a local lostbutfound-film made by a female "artist" from my town.
A "horror" movie about some girls being trapped on a island while a murderer is loose. 80 minutes long, half of it was a lost footage shaky cellphone 240*320 video of girls camping in the woods, inhaling helium from baloons and laughing at their crazy voice and running around.
The cinematography was so awful that it's undescribable, the pixelated video was blurry, shaky and such. I shook my head so much in disgust over the technical aspects that it almost gave me head ache, couldn't help it, the plot was confusing, the acting terrible since it was 90% amateurs and friends and what's worst is that the woman that directed it seemed so proud over her creation, like she didn't realize how bad it was and none would say it.

v/h/s/2 was bad overall but the cult bit alone makes it worth more than that

People like to pretend Edgar Wright is this amazing director, but his movies are essentially just shitty British comedies

Daddy Daycare. Tried to see Matrix 2 as a double date but my friend’s voice hadn’t broken yet so they wouldn’t sell us tickets

This movie is surprisingly awful to watch.
I have no clue why.
It must have something to due with the editing.
It’s like the Halle Berry ‘Catwoman’ film.

Definitely the new Star Wars movies.
Not because they lack production value but because they were boring to watch. I went with me lads and usually when we watch a traditionally bad movie we have a good laugh and are still somehow entertained in the end. With the new Star Wars movies we felt like they sucked the soul out of us.
BvS and SS are close second and third because I have never seen a more shameless cashgrab in my life

sausage party

Pfft, you guys are weak. Get back to me when you can watch The Creeping Terror without MST3K.

Hands down gonna have to say "meet the Spartans" I was actually impressed by how bad and unfunny it was.

Every movie of the MCU

The Drunken Master 2

american sniper by far

After Earth

The worst high-budget movie I've seen in theaters was Disaster Movie. I was a dumb teen and I actually found their other stuff funny at the time, but Disaster Movie was so bad I got a splitting headache and my nose started bleeding in the theater.

I would have to say all the mcu movies except Iron man.

Jesus, movie so bad user has an anyurism, kek.

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It was a really poor sequel to CA2 (which imho is one of their better ones), and a really disappointing follow up to A2. The movie completely failed at integrating all of the characters, and ultimately the whatever Accords was essentially forgotten about until IF

I saw this in theaters when I was around 6 years old. I was so fucking bored that I left and went to the arcade in the lobby. I remember thinking the movie was boring, ugly, etc. I never hear anyone speak fondly of these movies or have nostalgia for them.

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I basically agree with him. I'd say "in time" was slightly worse.

seven psychopath and these. one day i will kill a movie critic (for the other two not nysm)

>An American Tail
>boring Jewish propaganda in animated mouse form

>Alt+F
>Gigli
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Fucking what

I never made the Jewish connection with it. But I remember sometime in middle school we were forced to watch the first American Tail to learn about Jewish culture. I think we were supposed to watch Schindler's List but it was changed at the last minute. The first American Tail is boring shit too. Who the fuck was watching these?

What is the BEST worst film you've seen?

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>I spit on your grave

Last time I trusted a colleague to recommend me something

Things

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The Legend of Hercules

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This one is honestly amazing. Might be M. Night's best work.

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This thread is about the worst films *you*'ve watched, and nobody on Yea Forums watched that shit.

That's my Boy.

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>watch Schindler's List to learn about jewish culture
hwhat

This is only considered worse than the literal other Hercules movies that came out that month because it didn't star The Rock (and not even he made that shitshow watchable).

Can't believe neither studio were able to make a simple hercules movie.

Damn... I remember....

I don't even remember what the fuck happened in that movie. I've seen, but I'm just drawing a blank here. Something about plants killing people?

Any Niel Breen film.
Troll 2
Miami Connection.
There's also a film called Aberration I've never heard anyone talk about.

People start randomly commiting suicide and it turns out it's the trees that are doing it because of global warming or something.

The 5th Wave.

Starts off with an interesting premise then decides "Nah fuck that here's a stupid shit plot instead". Only movie I ever walked out on.

Plants start releasing an undetectable pheromone/gas that makes humans immediately suicidal, by any means.

It's their defense mechanism for when humans start to make the world uninhabitable, they thin out our numbers.

Sort of an interesting premise for a book, but for a film it's boring as fuck. It's just people running away from grass and the breeze.

I remember trying to watch Anchorman and for some reason it just absolutely pissed me off and I turned it off really quickly.

Poorly worded. We were learning about the historical mistreatment of Jews. Not necessarily the Holocaust. I don't understand how they went from Schindler's List to An American Tail though.

Willy Wonka (the tim burton one)
Joe Dirt 2

That movie is unwatchable for me. I think that's around the time the Will Ferrell schtick hit the breaking point for me. It wasn't funny, just irritating.

you still seem to be struggling with the idea that american tail is about jewish opression. why don't you read its fuckin plot summary on wiki

Tlj

I've never found Will Farrell funny. His entire comedy is just him yelling and acting like a retarded child in a man's body. Everybody around me seems to find him hilarious.

I know what the story was about, the mouse is looking for his parents, etc. I'm just saying that my school back then decided to show An American Tail to us because they decided not to play Schindler's List at the last minute. It doesn't make sense except they're both about Jews.

Elf made me hate Will Ferrell. It was easy to ignore initially but the movie's enduring popularity as a Christmas meme is baffling.

are you so poor at communicating that you're trying to say you don't know why they chose not to play schindlers? because if you don't understand why they played american tail to illustrate jewish opression even though you seem to understand that it's about jewish opression, i just don't know what's going on with you

Seven Psychopaths was good though....??????

Will Ferrell is honestly the Millenial/Early zoomer basic bitch comedian. Ask any basic bitch in their 20s who their favorite comedic actor is, or their favorite comedy, and it'll be something Will Ferrell.

You're nitpicking too much. Jesus Christ man.

used to love the albanian dub of it as a kid, tried watching it recently, the real version is hot garbage and annoying

The Jack and Jill trailer

it managed to be worse than even the worst movie i ever saw, and that's just a few minutes vs hours of footage

>The celebration is interrupted when a battery of Cossacks ride through the village square in an anti-Jewish arson attack and their cats likewise attack the village mice. Because of this, the Moskowitz home, along with that of the Mousekewitzes, is destroyed.
>buhh i dunno whyd they play this to show jewish hard times in history

whats your u/sername dude so i can upvote you

what the fuck, they made movie about that guy who raped women in a caravan?

Well it's a ghost or demon or some shit

I am been on this earth for more than fifty years, have a degree in drama, in which I studied the entire history of humanity's acting. It is my honest opinion, that this pile of distended dogs rectum is the worst thing ever made.

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I was a young lad when I watched it. Absolute garbage, and I've sat through Son of the Mask. I'll try watching it as an adult one of these days

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movie 43 is the correct answer

Dream dream dream dream dream dream

Stinky shit garbo taste
Poo/10

Rogue One

Hellboy 2019.

I feel embarrassed that I had so much watching it.

Not sure about the worst movie, but the worst movie that is considered good by most was Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri. I was so baffled how people fell for it, it was so hamfisted that often it looked like a parody. Literally marathoned it fueled by disgust and amazement how different people's perception can be.

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Interstellar.

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Zach and Miri Make a Porno comes to mind

fantastic post, thank you

This movie was absolutely hilarious

holy fuck you're talking about meet the spartans.
i remember my friend bought it and we watched it at his place. i was laughing the entire time because that dumbass bought it for like 30 bucks

this movie is fucking based. kys

Probably Bye-Bye Man, which I saw in a psychiatric ward with other crazies. I got a blowjob afterward though. They caught us so I had to be transferred to another aisle.

A quiet place.

this, I watched it in the kinoplex expecting it to be good. so transparent

Ghostbusters 2016
Love, Simon
Suicide Squad
Rogue One
I second you, user
Even as a kid I knew it was absolute trash

Probably Ant-Man

This absolutely

The amazing spiderman is ACTUALLY the worst movie ever made

It's like staring into the abyss and trying to make sense of the absurd

Set up (2011)
Kill the Messenger (2014)
but the movie that I had the worst time watching was Happiness by Todd Solondz, I just don't understand what was the point in creating that film. Not that it was bad it's just so fucking painful to watch and I failed to find any meaning behind it making me suffer
also is one of the most infuriating, dumbest shit ever put on screen and its popularity is just maddening

Based cretin

Synecdoche New York

this, fucking terrible

Literally everything steven seagal or nic cage.

Resident Evil Retribution. It's literally cancer.

Sucker Punch
Geniunely the most offensively unaware and boringly bad film. Not even entertaining, ever. Just shit.

He'd be 21-22 now

The Brothers Grimsby. Wanted to walk out but went with friends. Good thing I didn't because I ran into Tommy Wiseau in the lobby after the movie was over.

I don't know what's worse, After Earth by Jaden Smith or The Last Airbender by M. Night

Funny games US.
my wife and I walked out of theater along with some 15 to 20 other people

Spotlight. One of the few movies that I didn't even bother to finish.

Captain America 1990

>not liking despair kino
Bet you bought some cotton candy after to cheer up, you happy fucks.

I had it on DVD and I watched it like one time and never touched it again.

Terrible film.

super hero movies are mediocre they shouldn't be brought up in any relevant discussion.

captain marvel

agreed this film can suck my ass along with the animated animal Titanic film

Easily the worst movie I've seen this year

>go with gf to see this pos
>she's a big fan of the books (don't know how anyone can like this shit but whatever)
>so bored I almost fell asleep
>on the way out, teen girls literally bawling at this schlock
>gf says "I'm sorry I dragged you to see this crap user"

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not a film but that third episode of the twilight zone was so bad I turned it off and I never do that shit
I even watched jack and jill to the end but this was just complete and utter garbage

Don't Look Now! It's More Sneed!

Aladdin.

This was fucking terrible because some of the shit they do cannot be done unless they are actually magic, but they were too lazy to come up with explanations for how the tricks were done so they don't even try to explain anything, because "a magician never reveals his tricks tee hee".

The characters can literally do anything and the film holds no responsibility to show how that was humanly possible.

the last airbender

total fucking shit

The happening sucks as well but at least it's funny to laugh at mark wahlbergs horrible acting in it

recent movie: Murder party. It started out promising but turned out to be a waste of time

Funky Town snuff movie. Just thinking about this shit gives me nightmares. The idea, fact, that someone went through this, that a consciousness experienced this level of horror is beyond anything I can conceive.

t. just realised we didn't mean "worst" the way I thought

hard to be a god

Came here to post this

Kino af

alien: covenant

waste of my time and money at the theatre

This movie is so bad it hurts me thinking about it

Seriously why is everyone in these movies either a polack or a dago

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Bad horror movies and more bad horror movies and an anime and meme movies.

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No I didn’t fucking cry. I was sold a fantasy adventure movie and what I got was this steaming pile of shit.

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ehhhhhh this is a -bad- movie, the whole series is, but its entertaining

I like how she defeats the villian by hugging her

Only things I liked in that were the fulfillment of two of my fetishes, and I don’t want to spoil the surprise for anyone here.

I want to mention this but I am a little worried about the emma watson spam
The circle
I saw it opening day
It was awful

Fuck off it is a good watch. Not great but

Bladerunner, new and old.

I had such high hopes for that movie, thinking it was going to show magician principles being used to steal. It had such high potential and I fucking hate it for squandering it with CGI magic. A story about someone like David Blaine and Darren Brown teaming up and using their skills to plan a heist and someone like James Randi being brought in to help the police figure out how they did it would have been amazing. You didn't need any more, especially no secret society bullshit twist ending. Just show us magicians using sleight of hand and mentalism to con their way into money, with some trick props to fall back on.

halloween 6, Im a photosensitive epileptic

There's nothing wrong with Final Destination 1. It was a new thing. It's the sequels that are horrible.

Anything Seth Rogen is in, the guy that played Luthor in the last Superman too, to this day I don't know how they got any part in any movie, they both suck.

I turned it off I was so bored and I'm a huge Tom Hanks mark.

Linus had a pretty good character arc, though

Jumper

I felt so ripped off

The Last Jedi

Anything that has to do with jingoistic bullshit about our boys in service. Even if it's a good film, it always make me want to stop watching.

Valerian city of a thousand planets or whatever. It was free and i still walked out, it was so fucking boring

springbreakers - seriously some of the worst shit i've ever subjected myself to, and i didn't even get more than probably 30 minutes in

Nothing but Trouble, Chevy should be ashamed of that turd

absolutely agreed. What a horrible screenplay. This movie was made for liberal white people who fantasize about being a witty sardonic badass who has cool black friends.
Sam Rockwells dopey racist cop character who gets a little burned in a fire and suddenly turns into clint eastwood was borderline parody. Awful flick, all the boomers in the audience hooting and clapping when the main character says some hacky one liner made it even worse.

The worst movie I saw in theaters was Hell and Back though. I don't mind a stupid boner comedy but that was beyond redemption.

Independence Day 2

you said it all

My favourite video game of all time ruined.

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Equilibrium invented gun-fu, you worthless pile of garbage.

Valerian is Luc Besson’s worst movie. It felt like a dollar-store ripoff of the fifth element.

>but was with a group.
My brother's friend made us all go see it one day. I'm never letting him live that down. This movie is beyond belief.
>He's not just a a double agent, he's a triple agent!

Wonder Woman was so bad i couldn't even finish watching it with a friend. Our intent was to laugh at how shit it was but i bailed out just as they started to fight in the trenches.
Positively the worst movie I've watched, close second is age of ultron.

when this movie first came to DVD a couple of the boys and I stayed up smoking crack watching it, wasnt that bad

apparently Grifter 2 was worst, even worser than Grifter 3 Candy

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I remember watching this and just turning to the friend who put it on about half way in and asking him to turn it off because it was so stupid

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Welcome to Marwen, Jesus I was embarrassed throughout that whole movie. Also The Last Jedi and Jurassic World 2 are probably the worst blockbusters I've seen recently.

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I would say this, but I only got 10 minutes in
I put it off in utter shock

The Room

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that Giallo movie by Dargio Argento with Adrien Brody it's fucking god awful on so many levels

This thread has reminded me of many terrible contenders:
Ghostbusters 2016
Amazing Spiderman 2
Epic Movie
Master of Disguise
The Happening
BvS

But for me I think the worst thing I’ve ever seen is Transformers 2. Any one of the combat scenes is like an ADHD kid shaking a blender full of aluminum scraps around. No sense of shot composition. Shia Labeouf and Megan Fox can’t act their way out of a paper bag. I about had a brain aneurysm thinking about how many computer animator hours were wasted animating a robot humping Megan Fox’s leg. There are racist caricatures so ridiculous that even I (a Yea Forums denizen) don’t find them funny. I had to look at John Tuturro’s ass in tighty whiteys. 0/10

I don’t understand the people who are mentioning The Room, Troll 2 etc. The sincerity gives these movies redeeming qualities that studio produced schlock can never have

ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR REVIEWING

I believe it's ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL.

Are you UNAWARE I graduated TOP OF MY CLASS?

>all these posts mentioning movies from the last 10 years
Zoomers should be shot.

Nah this movie is beyond kino about a town where it turns out everyone are really good people and the main character is dumb for having a hateboner for them

FUCK Monkeybone. I felt betrayed by that movie. I expected top notch art direction and I got an hour of Brendan literally acting like a monkey

Death Bed: The Bed That Eats
kino bad movie

youtu.be/tBhsPP06-mA

Sam Rockwell can be the most punchable actor ever sometimes

that movie is fucking sickening
fucking normies love it

what a shit ending

Tideland. Fuck Terry Gilliam.

Max Payne is a bad game though

aahahahhaha It's so shocking that shaylaman can make absolute kino and embarrassing garbage, but no middle ground

The Happening.

This is what happens when street shitters write movies.

lmao

agreed.

I knew that from the trailer
I will probably just change the channel If I just happen to zap into that garbage

Mac & Me

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The creeping terror.

come on user it has his charm
the action is over the top and silly, kinda like Crank or Hardcore Henry

I don't believe you

Sex and the City 2 when they go to Arab land and make no mention of taking their gay friend and the whole movie is a commercial for Arab airlines.

I knew this was dogshit even when I was a kid

Captain Marvel

still mad they didn't call the sequel "Now You Don't"

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immortel is pretty good

It's use throughout Conan's talkshow history has made it impossible for me to hate.

The Usual Suspects

I've watched dozens of terrible low-budget flicks on purpose to mock them so I won't count those. I think I'm going to go with that movie The Circle with Emma Watson.

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That slenderman movie that came out last year. Fucking AWFUL.
>and then he was a tree and was upon them
What the fuck were they thinking?

This.
>the fact that some of the visuals were on point makes it 10x worse because of the waste.
Also the god tier soundtrack

Transmorphers. sound. completely out of sync. for about 20 whole minutes.

Kek I came to post this

Are you the same guy who posts the same fucking
>you don’t watch enough films like I do huehuehue
every fucking time someone mentions a movie that they personally hated? Can you please fuck off?

Good movie but the comic it was based on is superior

Loved this movie, still dont get the hate

It might actually be this for me. I could not even finish that shit. Stopped watching like halfway through. Luckily I didn't see it in theaters or pay to see it anywhere.

>Shaun of the dead
Get the fuck out

>film that was a comedy felt like it was trying to be funny

Crazy how nature do dat.

Evil Dead

Films that I couldn't finish, in no particular order
Bewitched (2005)
Blubberella
Brotherhood of The Wolf
Kung Pow enter the Fist
Possession (1981)
The last Jedi
Mordecai
Anchorman
Clerks II
Stranger than Fiction
Jupiter Ascending

Life is short. If the first 45 minutes sucks I'm out.

not like you could see any of it, all the fight scenes are messy 20 cuts per second shitstorms. execs must have been really unsure about the choreography

Wasn't that bad. However, it's still a piece of shit that fucking ruined Alien lore and is the point of no return (probably) for the whole franchise. Fuck Ridley Scott for that shit.

I saw Transformers 2 twice at the theater and hated every fucking second of it both times. I was genuinely angry while watching that movie. So fucking bad and offensive in more than one way.

Anchorman didn’t age well, but I thought it was pretty funny

quitting Possession was a mistake

Where the wild things are

I think I just hate Will Ferrell

I might give it another try it someday, I love Sam Neill and Adjani was a top qt

Sideways

The Tree of Life

Fuck Terrence Malick and fuck anyone that says they like this movie. muh 25 minutes of the universe expanding and evolution, fuck off. muh whispering means its good. give me a break

THIS

You people don't know bad movies like I do. I get dragged to horrendous shit constantly.
Now you want a bad movie to torture you I will point you to two giant steaming piles of shit:
>Wrinkle in Time
>Walking with Dinosaurs: The Movie

Bonus shitpiles:
>Top Cat the Movie
>Showdogs
>After Earth

Even the Fantastic Four movies are redeemable vs these piles of garbage.
Hell I would watch Final Fantasy The Spirits Within 10 times if it meant I could purge the world of these atrocities.

>Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat
Ah yes, the original first R-Rated animated film.

Wow get a load of this level of pleb holy shit. Tree of Life is literally GOAT. Guessing you’re not the product of a white two parent household.

>hating on Kung Pow
What do you actually find funny? Because some of these movies are pretty decent comedies.

Did you really expect much from a film that quanticdream worked on?

I feel bad for Rip Torn being involved in that.
Pic related is my contribution to the thread, fuck everyone involved in this dumpster fire.

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Dude, you're just not turtley enough for The Turtle Club

This is a good answer. I turned it off about 30minutes in

the cabin in the woods

>Kung Pow enter the Fist
>Anchorman

what, how could anyone hate those movies?

I turned Watchmen off after about 15 minutes, might give it another go sometime, I just really fucking hate Snyder's style

Without getting into 'so bad it's good' territory this was among the worst I've seen in recent memory.

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man FUCK those two films

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Kunk Fu Hustle was funny. The Naked gun movies, Police Academy, Les Visiteurs, Bienvenue chez les Chtis, le Dîner de cons. French comedies > jewish fart jokes

The New World is the only movie to put me to sleep, so I guess it's my worst.

I fell asleep on Inception. Should I try watching it again?

Drag Me to Hell. Just another fucking stupid, cliche horror movie that made me hate the whole genre even more. Plus, it broke my heart when the woman went and killed her cute little kitty cat out of desperation.

Drag Me To Hell is a black comedy you fucking troglodyte.

I second this.

Can I ask why?

I mean its afavorite of mine but I aint gonna get mad, im genuinely curious what you didn't like about it.