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no body is ever really gone

cuz he got his head chop off

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I just realized this also refers to how Carrie Fisher will be in the movie even though she died before filming started

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>we don't actually have any ideas for a video but we want to milk views out of the new STARRRR WARSSSS trailer!

>he cut his hands off too
george lucas is a weird feller

*record scratch*

Yup, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got into this situation. Well, it all started one day in Coruscant...

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That Palpatine laugh triggered the fuck outta Mike.

>this annoyed them so much they spent a day scrolling through every movie to piece together a video that covers every starwars death
let the past die. kill it if you have to. unless you have to backpedal in a desperate attempt to cater to a group of people you spent the past two years insulting.

>oh! ouch! no one's ever really gone!

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No one's every really gone.

b a s e d

i don't understand why the new star wars movies make money

I unironically miss this trope.

I guess Rich was asleep so they couldn't get him to HILARIOUSLY scream and fall over.
I can't wait for their middling endorsement of this movie!

IT is a recognizable thing for normies. Water cooler turn your brain off shit

They're contractually obligated by Disney to have at least one of them give a positive review in every Half in the Bag. They can only all shit on a SW/Marvel movie after the initial positive review.

Same thing will happen this year with The Rise of Skywalker. Mike will love it. Jay will hate it. The check will clear the bank.

i want to turn my brain ON not OFF

Imagine being so autistic that you spend time recording and editing a video just so you can sperg out?

I feel like plinkett is going super saiyan while processing that line

>I took it upon myself to train him has a jedi
>VROOM VROOOOM VRM

kek

No one actually watched the whole thing, right? I got about 25 seconds in then skipped to the end to see if there was any walk off jokes. low tier video.

>Palpatine coming back shouldn't be so upsetting to Mike. That's his boy.
>I CLAPPED
>I CLAPPED WHEN I HEARD IT
retard

you likely have been sperging out about this movie since it came out and you're not even going to turn it into $20,000

Nails it on the head what is wrong with the line.

Nostalgia + marketing. There are a lot of people who thought TFA was going to be the first REAL Star Wars movie since ROTJ.

I'm on my 3rd viewing

>Let's not blame it on corporate greed.
Imagine being this much of a corporate shill.

>No one's ever really gone

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or correct about that line actually

From a certain point of view.

He cut his hands off to put him on his knees so that he could cut his head off

No one's ever really gone.

it was

he KINDA deflated it; this totally deflates it

The actual joke is that everyone's so far gone this shit will still somehow make money

nobody's ever really qui-gone

TFA made money because it was a revival of the biggest film franchise ever.
TLJ made money because people wanted to see how everything that was set up in TFA would pay off and also how Rian Johnson would do
ROS will make money because people will want to see if JJ can save the ST or whether it will be the final nail in the coffin

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Fuck off jake

It's all true, the Aryans, the Jews, all of it.

>wait a minute you never die
Got me.

imagine being SO DESPERATE that they put the name skywalker into the title

if Hitler had a cameo in the film I would be there opening day

>tfw you realize the rise of Skywalker is actually referring to Jake Skywalker

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It's too good to be true, user.

That's just normal theology, and yet nobody really believes that Christianity deflates death.

'No one is ever really gone, especially if they're popular and we're out of ideas'

Even if they're dead. *pandead silence*

General hux is literally hitler

>we are going to establish a 3rd reich, not by building a country for the people we love, but by exterminating the people we hate