NO NO NO NO

Star Wars is now Naruto.

>we want the anime audience

>we need to keep luke's scenes grounded, like he can't be shooting force out his ass
>also rey is a super hero

T h e f o r c e i s a w o m a n

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>that Kylo handporn

My dick.

What the fuck.

the way she runs looks funny

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Her running with the lightsaber ignited always looks retarded.

what am i looking at, because it's ungodly retarded

STOP......... THAT SHIT AINT SKILL

is that light sabre 100 meters long?

why the FUCK! would a tiefigter be flying this close to the ground

Now this is pod racing

just imagine if you strapped a lightsaber to a hyperdrive

What kind of training would this be? Why would you need to backflip over a moving vehicle.
JJ is a fraud. He saw the Rogue one trailer and said we need a cool scene like this.

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based fuck d*sney

This is a concept art from Force Awakens. Considering they are recycling them for Episode IX, I wouldn't be surprised if Mary Sue destroys Star Destroyers. That stupid backflip is just a tease. Remember that Kathleen Kennedy is fully in charge of this turd.

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lightsabers are not super weapons just nasty for cqc reeeeeee

There is a theory that the TIE is invisible to Rey.

Someone said it had cloaking on it and someone else claims Daisy said in an interview that she was trying not to quint in that scene so it wouldn't look like she was spotting the TIE.

So maybe he's training her to sense it even though it's invisible. That could also explain why he's flying so low, so it will kick up sand so she at least has that to go off of. Like training wheels.

how hold breath that long?

Why is it made of lava?

Dont you still need to apply force to burn through things with a lightsaber? That's why Obi-wan had to defend Qui-gon while he cut through on the separatist ship. Wouldn't this just rip it out of your hand?

Who knows. Given the bait and switch shit they put in the TFA and TLJ trailers, this all may be dream sequences, flashbacks, or some other lame shit.

Who is training her?

I thought that she's going to dab

Butter knife leaves parking lot size gashes along 10km long ship

What the fuck?

the muslim rape gangs of birmingham

Fact: Star Wars has never ever used slomo before

This is now the most retarded star wars thing I have seen. And that is saying something.

This hurts to watch because I know it's going to be bad. After tlj, even this trailer makes me spit up blood a little

i'll try flipping, that's a cool trick

Why is Yea Forums so mad about a kids movie?

Why are you so infatuated with one?

To be fair, the new movie may end up having some Palpakino, so I don't blame people for being excited

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just because a film is for kids doesn't mean it's allowed to be bad

it also didn't rely on flashbacks to explain the story

but that's why JJ and Rian are creative genouises and incels can't handle it

in any case this is stupid. Even Yoda or Sidious never exhibited such prowess. We all remember how difficult and slow it is to move objects from a distance. Mary Su can lift a mountain without breaking a sweat, dodging an extremely fast invisible object is another Mary See feat.Remember that this girl didn't get a single day of training and has no knowledge of the Force. After ruining and killing Luke JJ realized that problem so he asked Brian to add a shot where Rey is shown having the Jedi text, the same texts the movie spent the whole time telling us they are useless and need to burn. Now that she has the books and fast forward a year or two and all of a sudden she knows EVERYTHING about the Force. Stuff Yoda didn't even comprehend! Although there is a time gap between 8 and 9, everyone will look like they just stepped down from the Falson after 8. Why would they even wait years to attack Kylo Ren who was already weaker than Rey.
Nothing makes sense, everything is retarded.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Ct2GP5v6MZM

that's pretty dope

its not a training scene you reylo fags, why would she ignite her saber? she is gonna slice that shit

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>Why is it made of lava?
I guess they watched the phantom menace but missed the fact that Qui Gonn had to exert force because the door was causing resistance.

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Stop bullying Daisy

spending 20 minutes to cut open a door was pretty dumb lol
should have just used the force to open it or something

>Fact: Star Wars has never ever used slomo before
Yes and it's lame as fuck

>expecting any sort of basic physics from Star Wars
They are dumb and everything has always been attributed to THE FORCE IS JUST MAGIC, IT WORKS.

They used slo-mo in the last trainwreck when Luke was doing Matrix dodges of Kylo's sabre

based Disney providing us with premium cringepilled content

this shit looks comically bad

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Isn't this the first slow-mo star wars had had?
Fuck this is going to age so badly.

Her husband, Ben Solo.

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That's why he's training her you fucking retard. Because she can't do that yet.

They did when Vader showed up in the cave during Luke's training

>being trained by someone already weaker than you, who never completed any of his own trainings and who barely displayed any sort of force knowledge

The Force was never Harry Potter's magic wand. It was always show as something very difficult to use even for masters. Qui Gon failed to mind trick Watto, prime Luke failed to mind trick Jabba. He barelay managed to lift small rocks, let alone his X-wing. Yoda did and it was very slow, not something you can do by snapping your Mary Sue fingers. the problem is that Lucasfilm is run by idiots like you who don't understand SW and never liked it.

There was nothing in those texts that she didn't already know. That's right, an angry, horny desert rat already knew all the ancient wisdom of the jedi.

Who would win one Rey or a rthousand land speeders?

Yeah, Disney gobshites will swallow anything. The fact that Leia sent rey to Luke and all of a sudden she's expecting him to train her doesn't make any sense either. This girl is a complete stranger why did they send her? At why point did they send her telling her she's the last hope and needs to be trained by Luke? We're only supposed to accept this narrative because it's gross imitation of the OT, but doesn't have any logic to it.

He's not weaker than her. You can cry all you want cuckcel, he's going to train her and then fuck her and live happily ever after and you will still by here crying kek

No one cares about Rey, this is Kylo's trilogy anyway. Stay mad.

>There was nothing in those texts that she didn't already know. That's right, an angry, horny desert rat already knew all the ancient wisdom of the jedi.
Also, she knows everything in those books but takes them anyway, just in case.

watching too many Saturday morning cartoons, that's what it is.

Nah, he can violently rape her for all I care. It's obvious wecan't do anything but It doesn't stop It from being fucktarted
He definitely is not stronger than her, bud
>gets his mind control reversed on him
>can't get the lighsaber to fly up to him, unlike Rey
>gets his shit kicked in while being wounded
then
>acts all confused and loses his sense of direction while Rey only gets mentally stronger scene by scene
>gets his shit kicked again except this time his at his peak
>loses force pull duel
>gets even more mentally unstable

10/10 prime teaching material. Prove me wrong

nani the fuck?

They didn't understand the philosophy either and neither did Lucas. The only reason why the first 3 movies ended up being serviceable was because he had other people working with him. He was like Whedon with Buffy. The moment the team dropped out from around him it became... well, take a look at the post series comics.

Empire had something really spiritual that led into the Dark Side defeating itself in Jedi.

>WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?

Jar jat abrams does not think, he copies. This scene is North by Northwest.

>she uses the force and jumps to avoid space ship
>he uses the force to anticipate her jump and pulls up on the stick slightly and hits her going 100mph
>film end
good movie

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if they cloaked their entire fleet of TIE, there;s not much Rey could do with her saber. But, well, it's KK and the gang so you just can't really apply logic and consistency.

Why didnt she stop Tie Interceptor with the force, instead of gay ass backflipping?

Strarkiller broght down a star destroyer with the force.

Please let this be in the movie.

or as a strap on

What the fuck is there to sense, its roaring as fuck and has a pillar of sand around it.

i dont care

Because that would make more sense so shut up.
How are we going to get sick slow mo backflips for the hype trailer otherwise?
Think before you post

The way she runs reminds me of this scene

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those were old lightsabers, these are the new ones with updated crystals

Why is this actress so much more likable irl than in character? they should have just told her to be herself and not act like "rey" it would have had 10x more soul.

Disgusting. Bollywood tier. Your Americans watch this shit en masse?

Why didn't she just lie-down and hold the lightsaber up?

>No one cares about Rey, this is Kylo's trilogy anyway. Stay mad.
Yeah the guy who gets his ass handed to him by a little girl in the 3 movies. In their first duel she literally wipes the floor with his face and would have killed him if it wasn't for the ground magically opening at their feet

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ffs

Copying content from other films is called "paying homage". For example: The Force Awakens is a homage to A New Hope and The Rise of the Skywalker is a homage to Return of the Jedi.

Hope this aids you.

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this
>rise of jobber

this is unironically one of the best scenes in the entire series youtube.com/watch?v=pUbXyd-fK8Q

chuck fucker

Are you suggesting ESB was Kasdan's ideas? Have you seen Force Awakens and Solo? Both written by him. Is this the genius behind ESB?
Or maybe you're talking about Irvin Kirshner, the guy who made Robocop 2?

that's not how it works!

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That shit looks fucking retarded. I hope that Interceptor has plenty of washer fluid.

based

Cute

Because its a Disney movie, everything must be as sterile and lifeless as possible in order to appeal to the largest market.

J J does dumb shit like this all the time. Look at the end of TFA. Imagine someone approaching you like Rey did to just stand there offering you some object wordlessly beseeching you to take it with an overdramatic look on her face, then continuing to do so for the space of nearly a minute without either of you saying a word. Abrams is a fucking terrible director.

> it's actually sheev training her in how to use his ultimate technique

youtu.be/ve1889zS030

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doesnt sebulba say to anakin
"
bazda wahota slomo
"
so ur wrong

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed
That's how Alita jumps in the manga and the anime

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>Abrams is a fucking terrible director
True. Utterly awful story teller

I'm not. This is a discussion board, just because I check out s thread doesn't mean I'm infatuated with the topic. I'm just curious why you man bsbies haven't gotten over a shitty children's trilogy after it's spurned you again and again. It's kind of sad and says a lot about your character and standing as a man. Just stop watching this shit have some basic self control.

rey being so dumb does it backwards

>why he's not shooting at her
For the same reason the Stormtroopers didn't shoot at Finn and Poe when they were escaping: Stupidity.

Because the movie is for retards and faggots

Checkmate, Abrams.

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This scene wasn't even in the film
If you went back 10 years and predicted that star wars would crash and burn like it has, nobody would believe you.

>If you went back 10 years and predicted that star wars would crash and burn like it has, nobody would believe you.
If you asked me 10 years ago if there would be another star wars I would say no because I couldn't believe hollywood is this creatively bankrupt
Turns out I was wrong
The blatant feminist diversity propaganda was just icing on the jewish turd cake

>the virgin tie fighter
vs
>the chad jynn "bunny qt3.14" erso

Yes, but that was back when this stuff wasn't being written by retards. These are the same idiots who gave Kylo a "dueling scar" that a lightsaber couldn't possibly inflict.

>making fun of apple
>a woman is the evil one
Things that are inconceivable to do today without being labeled as an incel terrorist misogynistic right wing nationalist
Obama's presidency is the worst thing that ever happened to the world

He was callimg him Schlomo, due to being owned by a Jewdarian.

Looks good. THIS is what Yea Forumsirgins have been mansplaining about lately?

I'm going to go watch Star Wars and End Game with my gf while you incels cry about metacritic scores and box office numbers.

mind tricks dont work on me. only money

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>wtf should we put into this stinker?
>let's do some Hitchcock

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FUCKING THIS

this is proof that extended lightsabers are unconstitutional and should be regulated

That was George's idea though.

the running feet shot is comical
the "we're just gonna kill 'em" legs akimbo prequel-yoda matrix reloaded flip is farcical

i think girls are gonna get off on those gloves gripping that shit. it will invoke in them a vision of those scary hands gripping their skinny arms like that

Since when did SW have slow motion Matrix jumping?

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The gloves are on some new chick character

Remember: this scene won't be in the movie

They have to push the movie duration to just over two hours in any way because it's star wars, it's supposed to be epic and shit

I'm interested to see how much of this is in there. Remember the Rogue One trailer? I don't think a single shot from that was in the final movie.

I prefer the much more plausible theory that JJ is a fucking hack and the movie is garbage

Maybe it's Smee from the past that is piloting the tie fighter, time travel, perhaps Rey has unlocked the skill of mentally projecting a material clone of her self and she has the clone piloting the ship, who knows? it's shit

Wow, so dark Rey is basically confirmed at this point?

It's written by feminists

I thought Smee died in the crash

Why are they back on the fucking desert planet again? They have an entire galaxy of settings and they pick fucking sand again.

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>he

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wat

its rhymes

This isn't your grandfather's SW etc. etc.

I just realized Star Wars planets don't have different gravities.

If that worked why not just attach light sabres to the outside of ships

cuz only yedis can make them I think, for reasons.

sand is cheap and they have to cut cost

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Imagine a low-gravity lightsaber fight. Or a high-gravity firefight. Fucking kino.

>trying to make sense of star wars in 2019

nah...alien crosover is best rey

Why not just put lightsabers all over everything like a hedgehog and drive around tearing holes in the universe?

OH NO NO NO NO
youtube.com/watch?v=ueVdKyniOlw

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If it turns out Rey is related to Sheev, the sequels will be saved.

She should have just used Force Speed to outrun it.

Why is anyone even acknowledging the existence of Star Wars after the original 3?

You think Disney's going to turn around and be like "Wow we really destroyed the lore and tradition of Star Wars, for the original fans in the name of of forced diversity and SJW favoritism, we should fix that"

we love daisy, it's rey we don't like

>we love daisy

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She's mounting his ship

anybody point out the panting in front of the desert intro the trailer is the same thing they did with finn to start the whole nu-quel trilogy

speed feeder

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what a fucking legend

>Rey's heavy breathing
>she mounts a tie
oh yes baby

:D

and launched it into a black hole

>nO-OnE'S EvEr rEaLlY GoNe

Can't expect creativity from the likes of the Abrams.

do you think that's interesting or something?

Cheaper to film in Tunisia.

Why didnt she use speedforce?

She's a girl what do you expect. Most of us could KO uppercut her in one swing. That's why it's hard to take these stronk wymyn seriously.

When movies went to shit and JJ is at the realm.

>feed before seed

Beautiful

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Why do you need heavy orbital weapons when you have strong woman with lightsaber?

Atleast Keri Russel super hot

hitler

Anyone else find Daisy Ridley pretty hideous?

this

It's only hard because they pick the smallest thinest anorexic bitches aka bubbleheads/funkoheads to be le stronk.

daily reminder
youtube.com/watch?v=0ug2DOoxJ1g

m.youtube.com/watch?v=UFniVNgzMJ8
I'm surprised they took such a weird angle for this trailer.

>Didn't watch the trailer
>Didn't look for leaks
>Didn't follow any news
>Won't watch it immediately after release

Imaging think Star Wars is actually worth fandomming over post-OT.

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>doing a slow motion flip over a tie fighter

jesus christ

>can't be felt through Force
how fucked are your disney fanfiction characters?

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slow motion is fucking garbage and it completely ruins fight scenes

>having fanfic characters

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This.
TLJ made the franchise into a trainwreck. The fact Abrams is taking a piss doesn't even matter, you can only go up from a bottom.
Besides, I am in for this movie just for the Sheev memes, so nothing can ruin that.

>at the realm

He's phoneposting user, probably auto corrected
Phoneposters should be banned or range banned somehow

This LITERALLY but a scratch. How the fuck can a small lightsaber do any damage at all to a giant capital class space ship??

you say that until force timetravel

Why didn't she just step aside a tiny bit and go through one of those massive gaps on each side of the cockpit?

Yeah, George is a retard, we know.
Otherwise he wouldn't sell the IP to Disney.

This is fucking retarded. Wouldn't the slipstream catch her 105lb ass and send her spiraling through the air?
Fuck, nevermind. I forgot the force is female.

Only way Force Time Travel can work is if they make people run after each other in fastforward with the benny hill music blaring in the background.

Will you have erection on masculine Kai Greene level ripped girl?

>have the range advantage
>can just blast your enemies from the sky while you have aerial superiority
>bumrush a lightsaber wielding enemy with your aircraft

D U M B

Seriously asking here: Are they making these movies bad on purpose?
They are starting to look like school assignments where the students were too lazy to get something done and just show up with some half assed shit they made on the last minute, hoping the teacher won't pay too much attention to it.

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What is his endgame

This is now my headcanon.

I'm glad there's spinning in this movie. J.J. knows the saga.

It's so fucking bad. Why does this exist! STOP IT DISNEY YOU FUCKERS!

Ahaha I hope it happens.

Fuck this dogshit franchise and its braindead fanbase.

why is she training how to backflip over tie interceptors though?

No it isn't. It's retarded but it's not as retarded as lightspeed ramming.

That guy is an idiot. Kasden is a hack taking credit for Lucas's work.

Fixed

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Perfect. Should have happened in VII.

Not everything is about your or my dick.
I prefer petite girls sexually, but not storytelling-wise.

She's getting on his ship. They're getting that cool ass shit right so they can do it in the battlefield. Like when Legolas gets on that horse

More like when Lego Lass went surfing like some blonde-haired Surfuer Bro Dude with a shield on a flight of stairs.
God, that scene was so fucking dumb.

Its going maybe 50 mph tops

OH NO NO NO NO

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BDW is too good for Star Wars

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that's a stretch

no its not fuck you

Is Disney's new approach to just pad everything with faux-anime CGI action because that's what the third world mongrels eat up?

Palpatine is a Tie Fighter now

lucas couldnt afford carl weathers

SAD!

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What is Q?

I'm so sorry, George

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He had to exert force because they shut another door behind it and he tried to cut through it

You mean Ben Skywalker. There was a reason in Solo they retconned Han and said his last name was made up by some imperial because he didn’t have one. Organa is an adopted name. Which makes Ben a legit Skywalker hence the title of the movie

>The Force was never Harry Potter's magic wand.
It is in the prequels
>It was always show as something very difficult to use even for masters.
Vader can effortlessly move around heavy objects. In TPM they push droids around and run super fast. And there are plenty of examples where you are wrong. If you ignore the prequels than you might be able to convince people, but the prequels are canon and the OT didn’t have the special effects to portray these things.
>Qui Gon failed to mind trick Watto, prime Luke failed to mind trick Jabba.
Since you acknowledge the prequels as you should, you have no point because the force it literally Harry Potter magic wand-esque. The mind trick doesn’t work on Watoo’s race as he mentioned and it doesn’t work on Hutts either regardless of how good somebody is with the force. It only works on some people such as humans.
>He barelay managed to lift small rocks, let alone his X-wing. Yoda did and it was very slow, not something you can do by snapping your Mary Sue fingers.
He was lifting rocks upside down. And he lifted C3PO in RotJ effortlessly. Yoda lifted the X-Wing slow with his eyes closed but he didn’t have a problem doing it.
>the problem is that Lucasfilm is run by idiots like you who don't understand SW and never liked it.
Lucasfilm is run by Disney but it’s made up of many of the same people who made the prequels and some who even worked on the OT. Minus Lucas of course. Disney has vetoe power though and they have made costly decisions. The story group is the worst part but they don’t touch the films so it doesn’t matter. The story group is made up of leftist SJW nutters. They don’t understand SW and they miss stuff that’s black and white in the new films. But again they don’t touch the films

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That’s Red Letter Media nonsense. Lucas was the executive producer of all of those movies. Her personally financed Empire and Jedi. He wrote them along with Lawrence Kasdan who cowrote TFA and Solo which are nuwars films.

mobile.twitter.com/ExandShadow/status/1116752644499025920

She get's hit. There's no way she jumps over it

That’s a lie I remember tons of people being mad that Disney took it over and would ruin it. I was mildly annoyed when they were proven right

>Slightly altered Tie-Interceptor design

This shit piss off anyone else? Like either just have it be the original or make something new entirely, how creatively bankrupt can you be.

It doesnt even make sense in the context of the films. The first order is supposed to be the 'remnants of the empire' but
>WAIT!!! LETS INVEST RESOURCES AND TIME INTO REDESIGNING LITERALLY ALL OUR SHIT SLIGHTLY SO IT LOOK DIFFERENT!!!

He was the executive producer but he didnt have nearly as much pull as he did with the prequels. Empire and Jedi had competent directors and cinematographers. Compare how dynamic the cinematography and direction is in the OT to how flat the prequels feel, especially when it comes to the character scenes.

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This. Plus all the "lets make this thing bigger".

youtube.com/watch?v=f2FT-2tFzzk

The trailer in general suffered from a lack of Stormtrooper masks getting fucking smashed.

MCDONALDS
ARTHOUSE

>based sheev doing a 720 spin from a sitting position while screeeching
>rey does a backflip

>prometheus school of running away from things

Why does Rey need to be trained by a guy she beat twice in combat?

this is satire right?

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>I am the TIE fighter
>uuuuAARRRGHHH

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>rey: my last friend
>speeder: my antisemitism

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>prequels weren't written by complete retards
Fuck off, the prequels were shit too.

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>Rise of Skywalker
So Luke is going to force-ghost possess Kylo and become the final bad?

DUDE REMEMBER LANDO LMAO
DUDE REMEMBER THE EMPEROR LMAO

Why wouldn't he just stop and pick her up

subtle george

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>Intense autistic underage shipper having a fit
Reylo sucks, it's illogical, and you only want it to happen because it's the only thing that you can use to pretend these characters aren't ill defined messes.
How does it feel, somehow being even worse than horse fuckers that do shipping?

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But she looks like she's about to slice the cockpit open.

>these are the wounds a lightsaber inflicts

I wonder how big this picture will get by the end of this trilogy.

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No one here that insists she is training and or mounting the tie has explained why the fuck she has her saber out and ready to use. She is gonna slice the cockpit and have a 1v1 with Kylo alone in the desert. They took that rediculous concept of slicing up a star destroyer and did something slightly less rediculous.

Also fuck Reylo. Yall are pathetic. I don't give a fuck how this trilogy ends but ffs how do you spergs see Reylo in literally everything?

>rediculous
>Yall

Typical Reylo response

shut up nigger

they clearly know better how to make money than anyone of us. some of the normie friends I have are all extremely excited about the new shitwars trailer. meanwhile I dont get what people see in any of the movies, even the original ones. I think they are all extremely bad and boring

Do you chimps really need to spam this trash for the next eight months?

isn't this a dream sequence? I'm not 100% sure, but the lightsaber seems to be Anakin's, which was destroyed in TLJ?

But they sure did use Schlomo

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she fixed it don't worry about that.

>The details are vague, for obvious reasons, and information about Rey herself was not released, but confirmation that the Skywalker Lightsaber will be back in Star Wars: Episode IX was given.

>And when I say back I mean properly back. Working as a functional lightsaber. Not sitting in the corner of a room or ship on top of a table in two pieces back. Properly back. Somehow Rey, or I assume it is Rey anyway, will fix it.

>How will it be fixed? Will it be as good as new? Or will it be different after its repair? It is all pretty vague and unclear right now. All that is certain is it will be repaired at some point and a nice piece of symmetry has been created between our light and dark side characters as Kylo is also doing some repair work of his very own in Star Wars Episode IX.

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Even though it's lazy writing, I appreciate Sheev being back. At least something enjoyable will be in this movie. Imagine all the new Sheevposting.

>nice piece of symmetry
I'm sure they meant poetry

Why have her lightsaber out?

holy shit that's retarded
not only in the sense that it went out with a fairly big explosion that should have blown it to a million small pieces, but also they deny Rey completing her own lightsaber and becoming a jedi on her own right just to further link her to the Skywalkers

kek

They can't answer that because it doesn't support their theory.

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What's the purpose of Luke running around a swamp with Yoda on his back, doing flips and shit? The force works in mysterious ways, and is also female...I guess you could say it's a bit moody.

to show off and get some flashy scenes in

Shit's anime as fuck.

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why doesnt he just hyperspeedram her

this is a rebellion, isn't it?

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So why not just use a man if you're wanting someone more masculine?

he could also be picking her up, aka she backflips on top of it and they speed away in a hurry

They are just making an action movie Star Wars flavored. It's all about the big action scene. Whoever is in charge of the new trilogy doesn't understand the originals, they weren't fast paced action, they were slow conversation driven dramas with some action sprinkled at the top. But who fucking cares. Star Wars is dead. Long live Star Wars.

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stay mad ugly bitch

It's training her senses, are you actually this retarded?

Ben has always been a "legit" Skywalker, they will have him keep his Solo name in the end because it's the last Skywalker movie.

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youtu.be/CiWJTLVnNZ8

>It's obvious we can' do anything about it.

Exactly, you just have to sit and watch you cuck.

Rey is a shit but Reylo is going to happen keep cryhing.

God this looks horrible

t. Reycuck

Kylo is the real protag and the Skywalker of this trilogy. Go cry somewhere else because you didn't get your boring Luke 2.0 waifu and got Reyturd instead.

this thread is more retarded than eternal /got/ general

Keri plays the chick in the pink outfit, fuck off already.

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>#bringbackjarjar

>i think girls are gonna get off on those gloves gripping that shit.

yep

It's Kylo, not Keri. Keri doesn't play a bad guy she plays some random who in a pink bodysuit.

fucking smiley face got me

>Rey's heavy breathing
>as she mounts Kylo's TIE
>complete with a handporn scene of Kylo gripping in his gloves

More Reylo winning, feels good.

She plays Rey's badass mother and leader of the rebellion.

It's training her senses. It's invisibru

I fucking hate this character so much. Fuck you Star Wars. Fuck you Kennedy. Fuck you LucasFilms. And fuck you Disney. I am done.

No, Kylo is going to defeat Palpatine and finally learn the origins of his family and Grandfather's life.

They could also be going to a battle. Either way, you're a cuck and Reylo is endgame.

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>durr they are fighting a 1v1!

Yeah, Kylo totally looks like he's about to fight Rey there just staring at her as his hair and cloak billows romantically in the wind during sunset hours.

the girl recording this screamed so loud it hurt my ears

>probably only 10-20cm of the lightsaber is actually in contact with the ship
>implying the outer walls aren't 2 metres thick
>implying this damages the fucking fuel tanks or whatever the fuck that's burning
>implying the ships are made of lava or someshit
I wish to live in a timeline where nu-Wars was never made

that first shot looks familiar

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Clearly women are better at using lightsabers... god, disneywars is just pure shit

THEY STILL NEVER EXPLAINED HOW ORANGE YODA GOT IT FROM THE ASSHOLE OF CLOUD CITY

It's Rey training for her role in the new Sonic movie. And of course J.J. can't help but add in the nuTIE Interceptor for the movie. Just needs to add the nuTIE Bomber, nuY-wing and nuB-wing to complete the original trilogy nostalgia set.

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I fucking hate Star Wars. Always have, always will. I wish to hell and back that you millions of pathetic little cucks would give up on it. Sick and fucking tired of hearing about it and seeing its commercial taint everywhere.

Just let it fucking DIE already, Jesus Christ.

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Why would she risk running with a lightsaber or getting slammed by a tie fighter for training?
I mean Star Wars is stupid but not usually that stupid.

a good question

That's not slowmo in the same sense, it's playing normal footage slower rather than high frame rate footage slower. Different effects with different intentions. Slowed down footage in ESB was to accentuate the dreamlike vibe of that scene. High frame rate slowmo used here is to make idiots go wow so cool.

wtf i don't remember jedi having super speed running

Well, the force is female and lightsabers are force-attuned weapons.

They lifted it from the Jedi Knight PC games but it was fairly subtle in the movie since they are sort of flickering in the distance running down the hall.