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Azor Jon
First for women's rights
aaaaaaagggggggghhhhhh...
Who's your favorite GoT youtuber?
Are Stannis and Banelish the two most /our guys/ members of the show?
Based Jon’s savior and mentor thread. Thank you, OP.
What happened to Stannis’s ships he lent to Jon
Why has Davos not mentioned his wife since season 2
How do they know he’s called the Night King
Why does nothing make sense
Alys Karstark is the greatest rack in Westeros.
19 hours 28 minutes 15 seconds until we hear the intro song playing.
I liked preston until her went full #ITSHERNTURN on his fans
RANA, from this day until my last
The Normies are /ourguys/
>that white woman being assaulted
>Why does nothing make sense
You know the reason very well
>the nigger nearly kills somebody watching a tv show
>45 year old face
>20 year old body
Why are bong genes so bizarre
based mobileposter
They are probably mostly destroyed and Davos’s pirate negro with them
I think he has, but D&D obviously forgot and now he wants to fuck Missendei
From the books
A mixture of the writers being retarded and well as trying to write for idiots like yourself
Yeah but that hasn’t really cropped up
in his theory videos and at worst briefly in the podcast. Unless I’m missing something other than his twitter
You, the reader, are Azor Ahai.
And also gay.
SAVE ME
It’s funnier to consider that since he works in government Trump is his boss
What are the leaks saying.
Cenk Uygur and the TYT/What the Flick people.
Preston and Ideas of Ice and Fire are the only choice.
I blame red wedding for this cancer. When bookfags taped reactions of their showfag friends/families, everyone started making their own reaction videos after that. And this overacted reaction cancer has spread outside of GoT. It's fucking everywhere. And it's cancer.
I quit watching him after season 6/7 because he could keep his opinions to himself, especially when they were "GURM is a feminist, that means men are the bad guys. Dany is the chosen one" bullshit.
There are no real leaks, only fake rumors spreading around.
>reading the books for the first time
>book 2, Bran chapter
>he watches Osha come out of the swimming hole naked and describes her flat tits, then thinks about how many times he's bathed with Sansa and Arya
What the fuck was his problem
What happened this time?
That's what they said last year, then it turned out the leaks were real. Hell some of the fucking episodes got leaked.
How did the Vale army stay at Moat Cailin without the Boltons knowing
How did Gendry run nonstop for who knows how long to send a raven to Dragonstone and how did Dany fly beyond the wall in under a day
Where did Stannis’s mutineers go? It was 2000+ men. Are they just wandering around the north unchecked?
why the fuck do people jump and run around when something happens on a fictional adaptation of a fictional series of books
If there are White Walkers, where are the Black Walkers?
Though All Men Do Despise Us
>we wuz dead
Vote if you haven’t.
Who is Azor Ahai?
(Show only)
I will close the poll tomorrow before the episode and if we get this right we can we can rub it in Reddit’s face forever.
He starts thinking about how much he loves Meera by ADWD
Is Cleganebowl finally happening? It's the only thing I care about
He's like 8?
>people
>a nigger and a bunch of pajeets and goatfuckers
In Dorne.
your shit meme is shit
>why do reactionfags exaggerate their reactions to get more views
GRRM is an unchecked out of control perv. That’s why most people in this general are perverts.
Probably. The Hound references it in season 7.
preston and his autism
AA doesn’t exist in the show
I stopped watching GOT when they fucked over Stannis.
Yes but Cleganebowl only happens so Sandor can keep Gregor away from Cercei whole Arya kills her wearing Jaime’s face. Also Sandor kills Gregor with a flaming sword.
Kys
The Hound loses until Arya finishes Gregor off
Well now Preston. Now I understand why you’ve found feminism in your old age.
>Arya kills Cersei and not Jaime
I’ll be furious.
DABID!
first for littlefinger is a faceless man posing as robin
Qyburn will betray Cersei and Mountain will kill her.
I feel so bad for cucks who fell for the white on rice meme
I agree with dragondemands, but also ideas of ice and fire
The Dragon Demends is trying to paint David Benioff as out out of control racist/sexist to try and destroy him. He’s doing a good job. I hope it works.
Jaime is going to go out a hero not murdering someone he once loved
Let's go boys
Someone should go the further step and say he likes "racially ambiguous" is because he's a jew and wants more racemixing for the bad brown pussy
I remember when a cunt at my school tried to spread rumors that she was raped at prom. She came to me whispering and rubbing her palms and I told her to shut her fucking trap and call the police. Women who are found to have lied about rape should have their legs broken with bats
I agree but what’s even more sad is that Preston Jacobs’ oriental is way better looking than NCW’s oriental. What world is this?
>last episode
>Cersei makes an appearance at the Wall for fuckall reason
>sees Jaime
>open, passionate kiss in front of the seven kingdoms because fuckit
>Jaime pulls her off the Wall, falling to their deaths in each other's arms
>How do they know he’s called the Night King
There is an old tale of the guy who became a White Walker leader called the Night King that the North men know about so that's what they call him.
A honest question. If you all hate this show so much, why do you keep watchink it?
He’s actually saying exactly that. No joke.
>8 years
Preston probably has a bigger dick.
the absolute madman, and he also runs the GoT wiki. maybe this can redpill everyone
I SHUPPOSE
>runs the GoT wiki
>runs wiki
Eh, fuck that guy
>"Jaime and I are more than brother and sister. We are one person in two bodies. We shared a womb together. He came into this world holding my foot, our old maester said. When he is in me, I feel … whole."
>"Jaime, don’t you think I want it as much as you do? It makes no matter who they wed me to, I want you at my side, I want you in my bed, I want you inside me."
>"You are me, I am you. I need you with me. In me. Please, Jaime. Please."
I'm almost finished the video. It won't destroy anyone. But he makes a strong argument. It will be a nice talking point for people in the know. But outside of the inner-fandom, no one will give a shit.
NCW is a 6'2 manlet
He's a cocklet
He's not saying anything about a jewish agenda.
Assuming Tyrion is really the son of the Mad King, who would hold the higher hierarchy from the successors?
Tyrion: Bastard Son
Jon: Bastard Grandson
Daenerys: Daughter
Not so fast. That’s not what the official Yea Forums chart says.
why would give false hopes then, he's a faggot, I'm only at 32 minutes
What's wrong with it?
That chart is like the 100th revision. The term "incel" wasn't' even coined when the official manlet chart was made.
The dragon demands is a fairly sensitive guy, and wouldn't be caught saying anything bad about any ethnic/religious group as a whole.
You were lied to.
Jon isn’t a bastard from the show’s retarded canon
So Jon. Succession goes through son, Rhaegar, then since he’s dead it goes to his son if he exist.
Yeah but it’s the official one. We all decided while you were at your fathers gay wedding.
proof euron is LITERALLY the least reddit character
Just because he's "hyper masculine" the character in the shoe. That's it.
The Night King's an old story. They're probably just using a well-known name.
go back
My gay dad must have been pretty awesome to brave pussy long enough to create me.
>Lyanna Mormont above Theon
Fuck this
Book Jaime is hyper masculine, he's the actual antithesis of a onions cuck. He could have been great in the show too, but D&D ruined him
>Forums? yeah im a registered user on www.reddit.com
I guess Littlefinger had the army on its way in anticipation. Can't make heads or tails of the timeline..
That whole episode is ludicrous.
The mutineers probably just scattered. I doubt they stayed in the north.
Is Yea Forums gonna stream it? Poor fag that doesn't own HBO go here
>Assuming Tyrion is really the son of the Mad King
He's not.
But assuming all the characters are alive and all bastards are legitimized, the line of succession for the Iron Throne would be;
- King Aerys II “The Mad” Targaryen
- - Prince Rhaegar (Aerys’ 1st son)
- - - Aegon (Rhaegar’s 1st son)
- - - Jon Snow (Rhaegar’s 2nd son)
- - Viserys (Aerys’ 2nd son)
- - - - Rhaego (Daenerys’ son with Khal Drogo)
- - - Rhaenys (Rhaegar’s daughter)
- - Daenerys (Aerys’ daughter)
With the extinction of House Targaryen, the Iron Throne goes to House Baratheon;
- - - - - Robert Baratheon (grandmother was a Targaryen)
- - - - - - Gendry Waters (Robert’s son)
- - - - - - Edric Storm (Robert’s son)
- - - - - Stannis Baratheon (Robert’s 1st brother)
- - - - - Renly Baratheon (Robert’s 2nd brother)
- - - - - - Mya Stone (Robert’s daughter)
- - - - - - Bella Rivers (Robert’s daughter)
- - - - - - Barra Waters (Robert’s daughter)
- - - - - - Shireen Baratheon (Stannis’ daughter)
At this point, succession would fall to House Estermont, Robert’s mother’s house but in reality, its unlikely that any of the other noble houses of Westeros would accept that and the kingdom would descend into civil war.
Yes, there are illegal streams for thief scum such as yourself to watch.
I watched all last season on a sports streaming website for free
Fuck Renly for not bending the knee to Stannis. Stannis is a very reliable and fair man, he would've rewarded Renly accordingly despite being fucked over with Storm's End by Robert. Renly kinda fucked this shit up desu, plain greed.
>paying for any sort of television service when the internet exists
stannis was a complete mary sue who had everything handed to him
He's almost done with winds of winter, he said so in a recent interview. It'll be out next year
>Paying for things when I don't have to? why of course I do!
Wasn't it supposed to be out two years ago?
Characters in order of Faggiest to least Homosexual
George got tired that year, he needs his rest
>yfw he almost died from this
youtube.com
>Some fag who got literally the biggest army in Westeros through a marriage who couldn’t consummate, his other army through a seat given to him, and his claim by just saying people liked him more
And Stannis is a Mary Sue because he sacrificed a decent chunk of his health and psyche to have his brother killed with sorcery he can barely understand, and then still loses because Tyrells
He got sidetracked by a billion things and only recently seemed to have decided to sit the fuck down and finish Winds.
Chad pays for his content user, he's a capitalist.
>People actually cheered for dany during this fight
makes me want to vomit
youtube.com
Idiot.
>hot magic lady worships him for no reason
>wife lets him fuck other women for no reason
>gets a pirate to let him use his fleet TWICE for no reason
>gets a huge loan from the iron bank for no reason
>just happens to be the brother of the king
face it, he's the worst written character on the show
Yea Forums, you have 10 seconds to name a character with an interesting arc who is also going to survive to the end of the series. No bookfagging, because this is Yea Forums and GRRM is a fat blubbernugget who's gonna die before we get an ending, so GoT will be the most complete version of this story ever made.
anyone who hates incest is anti-white
>>just happens to be the brother of the king
what? you wanted him to be born the baker's son in flea bottom?
are the inner workings of your mind functioning properly?
Jon
Yes it is, did you skip every scene with Stannis/Red Woman?
sorry for wanting my characters to have to actually earn something and grow, retard
theon
>generic fantasy best boy who doesn't stay true to any of the "subvert fantasy" themes that GRRM dicksuckers pretend makes this series intelligent
>buh buh buh he's a BASTARD
yeah, plenty of outsiders in fantasy who have Jon's exact arc of always being ethical all the time. fuck, he even has the blithe and retarded Christ reference. i hope they kill him with all kinds of fire. what a trash fucking character.
the state of showfags
this one technically answers my question, but he's been way too secondary of a character for almost the entire series and unfortunately likely won't have much of an impact on the ending. but sure, i'll throw you that he's at least fleshed out. i have a larger point but i'm gonna wait for more responses
The fact is that there is no evidence that Azor Ahai is anything more than a myth.
Besides, everybody knows AA will be Hotpie.
>seething over a fictional character
le tits, le wine, le reddit!
i'm seething because they killed Littlefinger and Olenna, so now the only person playing the GAME of THRONES is Cersei. everyone else is just a LotR EU fanfic or SJW write-in
What time does it air in burgerland? I have to wait until Monday evening.
Jaime. But then again, I'm one of those fucking idiots who thinks they're throw us for a loop by killing Tyrion instead of Jaime, so, yeah.
>there's no evidence of wights
oh look, we see tons
>there's no evidence that the CoTF still exist
oh look, we see a few of them
>there's no evidence of white walkers, they're just a legend
oh wait, there are a baker's dozen of them and they're marching with their wights
fuck off retard. I bet you don't think grumpkins exist at this point
Tyrion and Sam.
Sunday night at 9pm EDT. Goes live on HBOGo at the same time (which means we will all have to wait until Monday morning, because no one on Yea Forums has a cable subscription).
Maario Naharis
Based
why she had to die?
i think Jaime is great and has a great arc, but I don't believe that SJW land will let him beat Dany. if he lives and either Jon or Dany dies, i'll feel much better about the show. still irritated that it's stopped being the palace intrigue show i got addicted to for four seasons, but satisfied that they kept one of the best characters around to see the future of Westeros
she had a bigger role on Iron Fist
Meh
last season there were like 50 different livestream links posted here for every episode
Tyrion and Sam are self-inserts (who GRRM wants to be, who GRRM is) and only boring redditors think they're cool or interesting
imo jaime will die while killing cersei with her unborn child, it's been foreshadowed bit too much already
i meant that HBOGo was going to crash so non-wired cable subscribers would fail to see it Sunday night. should have clarified.
>father's day season 1 ned's head gets cut off
>father's day season 4 Tyrion kills his dad
>father's day season 5 Stannis burns Shireen
any other cases?
>tfw unironically hyped for GoT that I can't sleep
that's what i think. at least he'll get a good ending, which is more than can be said for most of the good characters on this show.
burgers are good dude
>father's day season 8 Jamie kills his unborn kid
Preston is great
Glidus is pretty funny and obviously lurks /got/. AdmiralKird is aight too, but he has so little content.
Joe Magician
lool
The show will have ended before Father’s Day this year. Also Jaime dies at Winterfell in episode 3.
Dany is the most unlikable cunt in the series and only other unlikable cunts like her.
can't wait till she gets fucking flayed alive
Any spoilers for this season?
The one who will win the throne
How come Jaime was ok with Cersei using wildfire to blow up the sept and a shitload of people, when that's exactly what he forever sacrificed his reputation and honor to prevent in the past? Not to mention it also resulted in Tommen killing himself.
DnD LITTERALLY dont know how to properly write characters. Mainly Jaime I'd say.
They don't understand how he works, and what his entire purpose is. Its honestly a miracle they made such a kino scene (the charging) when they dont understand him in the least.
He will be back in the end: First Commander of the Dawn's Watch; First Elected King of the Gift and Northern Confederated Territories; and Guardian of Peace Between Man and Other.
Never setting foot in Westeros again, ensuring a harsh but fair and lawful land with less schemers, charlatans, or despots than the ungrateful and tumultuous realms to the south.
fake, or is there an actual source for this?
>To fucking lazy to look it up so ill just call it fake
Kill yourself you faggot scum cosmopolitan.com
What % chance is there that he ever finishes the books?
Down to 25% by now?
I don't believe this at all.
15% for Song
75% for Winds
imagine having more resources for research then any other generation in human history but still refuse to use it
60% for WoW in the next 5 years
4% for DoS ever
Threadly Reminder:
>Bran realises he can stop the army of the dead by going BACK IN TIME
>Jon and Dany get married
>Cersei kills herself when the Golden Company turn on her
>Jaime and Tyrion make up
>Jon gives up the Iron Throne to Dany because his "home is the north, and always has been"
>smashes down the rest of the wall with the help of Archmaester Tarly because "the world needs less borders". Jon replies: "fewer".
>Samwell is revealed to the narrator of the entire story as an old man, played by GURM, writing the "history of the game of thrones", comments on how it's a snappier title than the old book
>has been reading it to three silver-haired children, who he refers to as Eddard, Rhaegar and Lyanna
>"Truly, it was a song of Ice and Fire"
>closes the book
>a dragon flies past the window, and they all watch
>camera pans out, and the dragon winks
>Ariana Grande sings over the credits
>"And who....are you...."
THE END
TWoW: 50%
ADoS: 0%
We've had an entire TV series adaptation come and go since his last main book, and Winds isn't even on the horizon. There's no way that blobfish motherfucker is getting anywhere near ADoS.
Imagine being so fucking gullible that you take what she said in an interview like that as "DANY IS GONNA DIE"
Dany is their fucking poster child for SJW shit, they aren't killing her.
>Dany is their fucking poster child for SJW shit, they aren't killing her.
...............................what?
>reminder that Jaime is going to die in Winterfell fending off the Night King so the Starks can retreat
>Jaime wont kill Cersei
>Jaime wont fuck Brienne
>Jaime wont be forgiven
>Jaime will be forgotten next episode
>Jaime wont see his new child
Why even live?
>Why even live?
he won't
Jaime is definitely dying at some point. That's the only reason there would be that shot of Cersei crying.
She could cry over her miscarriage too.
>posts shit without source
>mad at getting called out
newfriend detected
I am a manlet myself (1.73m don't know what that is in monsturo measurements), but I like these manlet memes very much
What is Arya running from in the trailer?
>Jaime wont see his new child
that kid won't be born and you know it
>I am a manlet myself 1.73m
>monstruo
>t. mexican
>Preston
Well-presented theories, both small and larger scale, very convincing presentation, looks deeper into George R.R. other works than any other youtuber. Overall, my top pick.
Has a very speciic sense of humor, but can present hillariously unexpected punchlines.
>Glidus
I cannot reccomend this guy enough, he is significatly funnier than the rest of the channels, he almost doesn`t take the books too seriously but examines them as closely as Preston.
>DragonDemands
I agree with his analysis but he sounds really assblasted and bitter most of the time.
>sounds really assblasted and bitter most of the time.
if you cared about a franchise and you saw it being flayed, wouldn't you be butthurt?
Preston's good on ideas until he does some six part series in depth on things that clearly are more /x/ than what George 'Salad Dressing' Martin actually is intending.
>Jaime sacrificing himself for the Mad King's daughter and grandson
>Not kino
Someone should shoop Stannis over the Chinese guy complaining about Africa, making him say it about noble houses
Fuck renly
Has it ever occurred to you that you're a fucking retard
She's not, she's running to the world's toughest competition in town!
Anyone listen to History of Westeros? Pretty good as long as you don't look at the guy's face
I'm Greek
God
You don't have to agree with him to like him, youtube isn't your safe space.
what do the leaks say, does he die or do none of you shitters actually know?
Screenshot for you to get BTFO. Episode 3 is when its gonna happen.
What's going on in this picture?
There are no leaks, only speculation. HBO has done good job keeping things as a secret.
>There are people watching Game of Thrones with the lights on
>There are people watching Game of Thrones with a group of people cheering and talking over each other
>There are people watching Game of Thrones with no snacks, drinks or food prepared
I hope you're not one of those people, user.
Any guesses on this? If she isn't exaggerating, this hints she won't be the happy powerful queen of Westeros in the end.
It gets way to personal.
> Benioff and Weis don`t understand socipaths LIKE MY ABUSIVE FATHER!
>things that clearly are more /x/ than what George 'Salad Dressing' Martin actually is intending.
He is still very convincing on those theories, But yeah, he does base it all on author being very delibirate with what he writes.In reality, I don`t think Martin is as intricate or has a very detailed plan. Preston is able to find patterns, because Grrum dumps a lot of useless shit into his prose, so it is easy to construct a bunch of narratives.
But even then, he sometimes comes to very unconvincing conclusions.
I will belive it when I see Winds of Winter,
She dies :((((((( such sad. I am like literally crying right now.
This. Same with LML and that whole circle jerk group of Youtube commentators he has on.
Ideas of Ice and Fire guy is good.
>There are people watching Game of Thrones unironically
Ideas of Ice and Fire is good, not too overblown. Also he clearly doesn't suck the show's cock, while not being a total downer like Preston.
I want to fuck Rana's feet
cringe
>yfw we finally get to see Sansa's tits when Bran rapes her beautifully
Reynauld (formely MnM)
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I especially dislike the aspect "everyone is being influenced by dreams to make descisions" aspect which is prevalent in Preston` theories.
But once again, he has me on board specifically because he goes through Goerge`s other works, and yes, there is a lot of stuff that Martin writes about repeatedly.
He is in the middle. His book analysis is fairly superficial.
>Theon "Dickless" Greyjoy
>Not homosexual after he got his ass ravaged by the bastard
Don't know if intended, but "FEWER." Correct your grammar or be destroyed
Anyone got the nudes of Kinvara? I don't want to get malware from going to AZNudes or something
Arya will take his face, and kill Cersei disguised as Jaime .
>fucks half the court while you're away
>"I love you so much Onii-chan please give me cummies"
Fuck the whore. Book Jaime made the right decision by abandoning her
I think I just came up with this theory on my own. Now all the YouTubers are gonna steal it but whatever.
>It was reveled in a lawsuit NCW was with his ex-management Jamie only appears in the first 4 episodes of this season.
Jamie will not kill Cersei if you read D&D stupid scripts it is clear they are still rolling with Jamie and Brienne. He will die in her arms. Not even a J&B fag it’s just obvious from the scripts.
>We are getting the Golden Conpany this season and Daario is coming back these things have both been reported by watchers on the wall.
>It’s not to big a of a leap to say Darrio comes to Westeros with the golden company and turns the company for Dany or Jon if they are giving Jon the Aegon book plot. What was the name of Daario’s company. The second sons. That right the LITTLE BROTHER. The Valonqar prophecy.
I’m sorry to break this all to the Jamie Cersei fags just want you to be prepared.
>She's been fucking Lancel and Osmund Kettleblack and probably Moon Boy for all I know.
Show Jamie is a cuck anyway, I do like Mikro Niko though.
Damn. This seems pretty legit.
I for one am glad that HBO chose to go with a bunch of inexperience drama school geeks over some Hollywood A-listers.
Reminder that on NPC's enjoy game of thrones.
Pic related is some of my support about the Jamie Brianne claim I made. It’s from the script for season 7 episode 1. Unfortunately.
fake and gay
>jaime is gonna be killed by arya
Everything is NPC.
It's fucking Yea Forums, retard.
We are here to get distracted from life.
True ending, start at 16:29:
I hate how Arya's plotline turned out.
Her powerlevel should have been better hidden.
I like her being an assassin, but she needs to be more subtle about it.
They went full retard with Arya starting with Season 6. She was a completely unlikeable cunt in S7.
It's kinda hard and expensive to get an a-lister committed for nearly ten years for a show. They simply had to go with inexperienced actors in most of the roles.
British drama school geeks are better actors than hollywood a-listers tho
Book Jaime being a chad is the only thing keeping it readable
Kevan getting dabbed on while snow starts to fall in KL wasn't bad either
Have some more normie theories
Based, his final talk with Shireen would be excellent foreshadow if any of this actually happens. But no, because D&D
Didn't say that. He'll die and Arya will be there. Firm believer he dies up north.
I wish the show would redo the assplay brothel scene, and have Kinvara and Tits Snek as the whores in training, and Ros as Littlefinger training them.
How about you go watch some anal porn instead?
Stupid
>tfw there's no qts left in the show
Don't know why I bother tbhlads
Absolutely would if it was that trio. Missed opportunity as a BluRay softcore extra scene. Imagine those three going at it in an R rated fashion while this plays:
Only good writing could shave you, Lord Baelish. I shuppose you ran out of luck.
Nikolajs dick is like 2" erect
That's a very diverse and progressive group of homosexual music singers
I suppose I'm the only one that is not displeased with his death?
He needed to go.
The plot had nothing else to do with him.
No more scheming is present.
It's just two big fights now.
Lyanna Mormont is still in the show. She's actually in the next episode.
He could have a micropenis for all I care.
He's rich as fuck and famous and looks like a 11/10 Chad.
You think your pitiful 6 incher is going to make up for all of that?
Are you stupid?
Where did the running joke of Jaimie having a small dick come from? Did I miss a book reference by Cersie?
Her face isn't great, and also that would be illegal and immoral.
I also liked how Cersei kept digging her own grave while thinking she was a genius for doing it, along with occasional running commentary from Littlefinger talking about how he didn't expect her to fuck up THIS fast and that he's gonna have to speed up his plans
You take that back!
meant for
Then they should have killed him off way sooner in a way that made sense. Not keep him around for nothing and randomly kill him.
Should have been made to fly by the boy.
Hard to scheme against a mental case like that.
The whores, faggots, and incest freaks of /got/ all adore Jamie/the actor who plays him. Someone dig up pictures of his dick from other movies. It’s a little one. Many skank hearts were broken that day. I’m one of those skanks.
I don't have problem with his death, it's the way it was handled that troubles me.
Jaime gets compared to Lancel, who is described as having "a monster hog that puts Pod and Mushroom to shame; aided by queer meaty features resembling a dog's knot and a cat's barbs." Jaime just doesn't compare, he's not small, just he never gets told he's big, only "it's so hard/hot" (but he knows what they mean)
Daily reminder that manlets have more testosterone resulting in faster growth plate fusion and bigger dicks / better face structure. Lanklets are jelly of this and the fact that we pull bitches our height and smaller (80% of the girls) easier than them and will try to make you insecure. Dont let them fellow manlet bros.
Yeah, thats why his wife is a total smokeshow
>oh wait..
There are pics of his erect 2" pickle from 1994 movie
We don't know why his wife is not as hot as he is.
Doesn't mean he cannot pull a 11/10 any day.
I know this feel user. Jaimie Lannister, king of the 'It's so...hard' false compliment receivers
Well user he could pull any broad he wanted. But non of them would stay for that penor
2am for worldwide sync on Sky Atlantic or 9pm on Monday
Completely false. They're greedy fucks who split their reactions of a single episode into two videos just to get more money.
Gay, she's his beard and offspring producer
>No more scheming is present.
>It's just two big fights now.
I guess there's no helping this. Even though gurm had expressly said ASOIAF was not a high fantasy saga of good vs. evil like LOTR, that hasn't stopped D&D from turning into shitty LOTR lite. The show has essentialy become the complete antithesis of what the books were intended to be.
He knows he cant do better with that dickie of his
>only lanky dicklets will disagree
>Seething because he doesn't have any friends to watch tv with
Ridiculous incel-tier reasoning.
That makes the most sense.
trophy wives are a classic beta move though. famous chads marry mommy gfs to bear their children and fuck qts on the side.
t. one of the Normies
Quit shilling on Yea Forums.
...LANCEL GET IN HERE WE NEED MORE DICK.
Is that why Robert hates Lancel? He’s jealous of the hog?
This doesn’t line up with my real life experience. The two guys I dated with little dicks less then 4inches were both 5’6 and 5’7. Now I’m married to tall guy.
Have sex
Where the stream at?
Fuck off faggot
tranny expiriences dont count tho
Kit Harrington drunk in a new york pub the videos funny as fuck
But women dont like big dicks in real life, ...or that's what my last girlfriends have said..
>The two guys I dated with little dicks less then 4inches were both 5’6 and 5’7. Now I’m married to tall guy.
>fucking qts on the side
>with THAT penis
Gross and yet now I want to see Lancel throat fuck Cersie while she gets off on being submissive and calls him 'Tywin'
the supreme smugness of this meme always gets me
Wow I really hit a nerve /got/ fans are shortties with little dicks. I’m glad my husband thinks it’s a soap opera and refuses watch it.
Here
>Tranny mad
That was really easy.
Post your boipussi
What's with all this penisposting?
Cersei does call it small at one point, but I think it's just because she's mad at him.
>mfw D&D did jamie cast by inspecting their dicks
>mfw nikojal was the biggest dicklet out of them all
>mfw trannies will defend this
Assuming you're a women, assuming you are not hideous enough that a man would even touch you, assuming you legitimately brought this up in /got/ as a discussion topic, you should know lots of Yea Forums posting is sarcastic or self deprecating. Granting you this info has been my privilege
How small is it? Post those little things.
All women and trannies can do is say a man's dick is small. They have no other insults in their arsenal.
Tits or gtfo hambeast
You first, tranny.
He has the biggest tits too
Assuming you are a new friend because if you weren’t you would know we have this exact same fight all the time. In fact we had it just last night. The little guys like being talked down to by mommy. It gets them off.
NCW isn't that small in that pic. He's not porn huge but just a grower. I know, I look at dicks every day at a gym.
The Hound is the least reddit character since I don't see him on your list.
Reminder that his balls are bigger than his dick
>there are people watching Game of Thrones at all
GASS ALL TRANNIES GENDER WAR NOW
She's mad that he's not into it, it's hanging flaccid and she tries to insult him.
WE'VE BEEN SITTING AT 310 REPLIES FOR SECONDS, MAKE THE NEW THREAD BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
More semen for making more strong jawed aryans
>this is what God looks like
Unfortunately true
>Micro Niko
>Microlaj Coster-Waldau
>Minikolaj
I cannot tell if he is cut or not.
stubby af
Hodor!
He's Danish, so probably uncut with a lot of tasty smegma
his wife isn't oreiental, i think the political incorrect term is eskimo
Ned must have had a powerful sack for the number of surviving kids he got out of Cat. Imagine him plastering her inner walls with goo that would become Robb or Bran. Ha ha, so much
>mfw hes even erect in this one
manlets and dicklets should be culled, desu
dysgenics ruin the white race
we did this for a thousand years before Cuckiantiy forced us to stop
b-but dicklets are cute!
If it’s posted without the watermark, it just feels wrong somehow.
Does Jaime have a shit fetish?
Uncut is best.
This. They are of no use to anybody for anything. Complete waste of air and space.
His wife used to be Miss Greenland and is a singer, songwriter and actress.
He was decently looking when she wasn't 50.
>manlets and dicklets should be culled, desu
>dysgenics ruin the white race
>we did this for a thousand years before Cuckiantiy forced us to stop
>He was decently looking when she wasn't 50.
Oh user you sly motherfucker
I don’t understand. Is that picture you? You keep posting it.
As someone without a penis, the direction of this conversation feels aggressive and penetrating. Can we discuss things that are nurturing and enveloping?
He's obviously not the guy women fuck for his dick size lmao. On the other hand, he doesn't have to be. He has everything else going for him, being rich, famous and good looking. Women get enough validation from fucking him, regardless of the dick size.
...
>all genes are equal
What the fuck is this thread? Can we at least Bobby post or something?
You cannot truly love someone who could never satisfy you as a women unless you yourself were one of them asexuals.