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Tyler Fisher
I realized that rlm are like the review brah of movies. Sure they can identify literal shit but still eat and praise garbage for being delicious slop
Lincoln Jones
Can wait for these white bearded men who unironcially own a vast collection of action figures and obssess over every capeshit and star wars movie to make fun of white bearded men who unironcially own a vast collection of action figures and obssess over every capeshit and star wars movie.
Cameron Hill
I'll take lovingly crafted garbage film over a corporate soulless movielike product any day of the week.
Benjamin Kelly
>our huge collection of Star Wars memoribilia is totally unironic
>let's laugh at these people who are not afraid of being sincere
>this cynicism and irony is totally not a shield to deflect from our fears of embarassment for being sincere
Ian Thompson
From the thumbnail I thought Rich Evans was dressed up as Robin Hood and Jay as a pirate. That would be borderline experimental
Jonathan Nelson
>being a sincere manbaby is now a virtue
Isaac Anderson
It's their job idiot, big difference.
Isaiah Jones
>DUDE WE'RE GONNA MAKE FUN OF TRAILER REACTION VIDEOS
>makes a hitb video where they talking about NOTHING BUT COMIC CON TRAILERS
and what the fans do? defend this shit.
James Rogers
Wow, it's almost like they love slock and spend hours each week watching waste of time "movies" intended to distract a pet cat while you're not at home.
Carter Thomas
I just watched them because they funny.
John Roberts
It's their jobs to be manchildren? By that logic it's also the job of the people they make fun of moron.
Jeremiah Nelson
>being blatantly motivated by profit and cultural relevance is sincerity now
ok
Michael Gray
played out
Alexander Clark
>making fun of embarrassing overreactions to a thing the same as having a levelheaded conversation about said thing
ok
Kevin Ward
OH SHIT ITS UP
Anthony Russell
this shit was played out in the first ten minutes of the series
Bentley Wright
>bringing back Sheev
The absolute madmen.
Dylan Rivera
RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos. What do I mean by this?
Well, I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.
They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.
They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.
Please do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely and pathetic road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.
I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.
Adrian Jenkins
is that you kathleen
Caleb Parker
>that spacing
You know, such a thing as paragraphs do exist. You did go to elementary school and learn how to group related ideas together and not use the space button like it's a fucking masturbation machine.
Jaxon Phillips
It's copypasta you tards.
Gavin Hernandez
Very cool.
Samuel Nguyen
No one's ever really gone.
Not even shitposters.