who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
Lmao
this guy. lives for 60 years man and boy on the messina coast, eating nothing but capicola and baked ziti. balloons in size until he gets agita one morning and then keels over & dies. prays to the madonna every day and never has more than half a thought at once. The fucking life
based
i fuckin wish i was sicilian dude. Just sitting in the sun all day being retarded, what's better than that?
Calm down Rodriguez.
What's this stance called?
Incredible power
hell yea dude
“Hot” women are so fucking boring
Especially when held in comparison to such a powerful individual
Who is this man
based doesn't even begin to describe this man
While you may mock him just think about this; he is more content and more at peace that you are.
HOLY BAAAAAASED
the powerBRAP
Coca-Cola ads are fucking weird now.
king shit
I want to kill all Italians they're a stupid fucking waste of oxygen fucking spaghetti niggers
finally I have another webm to add to my boner at a public pool folder
You can be this man though. You also possess this power.
It's a power women wish they could comprehend.
That's exactly my point. He lives a life of such a purity and authenticity as I can never even conceive
thats one strong boner. has he been doing 5x5 daily or something
Ch- Chungusu-sama?
Watch Chad in the front in the pool. Leaning back while resting his elbow on the girls leg.
this is me
If you cropped this a bit more, It'd look like a great album cover
Ah I see, very based indeed
He has achieved a Buddha like state.
what's the point of a pool if it's too crowded to swim in it?
needs a retarded pepe edit
His dick isn't even that tiny, she tripping.
wtf
Bugsu-san! Easy on the carrotos..!
Bugs...
imagine being a hot model but some fat old guy is getting all the attention
Like so?
Holy shit, he really reminded me of this
What's she doing
i will never be this alpha FUCK ME
Insta hoes they come and go. But that gut is one of a kind.
Pretty based
His bloated dago waddle is exactly the same as this guy's
She turns around so fast when she sees him kek.
I wonder why they decided to post this.
I wish this dumb slut would get out of the way so I can see the old fat fuck better.
God damn every time i see this fucker enter into screen i start losing my shit.
The pacing is so perfect, because you see him for a moment as the camera banks to the right, and then he goes off screen again as it moves over, but he's walking right-to-left, so you know he's going to reappear. His waddling across the beach and absolutely spoiling/improving the shot is an inevitability, it is going to happen - it's a metaphysical fundament of this video, as essential to the universe as the waves grinding the sand he plods over. And slowly, surely, he reappears, his face vacant, content, a wry but harmless smile. Not a care in the world. And so he trundles on, over to the left and on into his twilight years, and the sea is left a little colder without him
You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
who were you speedo man
Like does she not know she's ruining the view
>this
Why is this even on Yea Forums? Wait, on second thought, I don't care
Play it again!
there is alot of model whores in the media.
POWERFUL italian man COMPROMISES dumb slut's sexy video with his IMPRESSIVE GUT