/ALITA/

Legitimately terrifying. Ain't saving that shit.

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we're doing some reshoots this weekend in LA, you can come hang and watch if you want

First for ZAPAN IS A BITCH

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>boop
this time i'm saved by the boop

>samefagging
really embarrassing.

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>tfw no qt alita will ever go crazy on sucking your blood

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Should have what?
I've had plenty of sex but what works for me won't necessarily work for other people and I'm at the point where sex has become kind of boring by itself so I've been spending more effort trying to make connections with interesting people than just finding someone to fuck.
I'm 28 btw

There's some irony between these two posts...

>Confirmed for living on parents' money
lmao explains the general alita demographic

>You think that guns will work on me sweety?

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There's some irony in there being almost 400 threads and you not knowing what samefagging is

saving this rare Zapan webm

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There's still two years before the sequel. Please stop degenerating our girl with weird concepts.

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you're brain is human you bitch

i fail to see how anything said correlates to living in your mom's house, sounds like you need some healing

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Hello new bread. Please be healed by Arita's vampire-incinerating holy light.

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Have sex

Alita stat-block for 5e when? Obviously a barbarian

Sure thing sweetheart what's your address

Poncholita

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I have to admit you're committed to your bit I hope you have lots of sex but I know you don't lmao

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terrifying OC

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Confirmed again lmfao

while we're in vampires, any fans of this kino?

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>tfw you don't have sex

>I'd love to go out with you, user!
>but I have to be home before dawn, is that okay?

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What is she smiling about?

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Damn, Jerome is extra angsty tonight. Wonder what happened to him?

>112877319
no (yous) for low effort. I almost feel sorry for somebody so unhealed and projecting.

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ATTENTION: this is now a Brie thread

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Because the one who denied it, supplied it.

idk maybe a girl failed to say something to him and he's going all out tonight. Either way it's hilarious.

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because Rosa is a genuinely happy person and just wants others to be happy.

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I don't know but it's clear he's out of ideas
now down to have sex spamming
it's fun to watch him drown though

You can wiggle the pig's ears by pressing a button in the feet and she said that if she saw a cute guy it would be funny to wiggle the ears at him

You guys heard him, let's get to it

SO GIVE ME REASON TO PRIOVE ME WRONG TO WASH THIS MEMORY CLEAN
LET THE FLOODS CROSS THE DISTANCE IN YOUR EYES
GIVE ME REASON
TO FILL THIS HOLE
CONNECT THE SPACE BETWEEN
LET IT BE ENOUGH TO REACH THE TRUTH THAT LIES
ACROSS
THIS
NEW
DIVIDE

>It wasn't me who did it!
>It was her that did it.

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>where's my general?
>it should be me!!!!

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>Brie thread

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excellent

That’s fucking adorable kek

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rest in peace Chester.

>Vamplita, come with me
>we have more monsters to hunt

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This is what vampire Alita and Ido would be like. Prove me wrong.

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is this the most human and genuine smile Brie has ever had? She seems almost nice in this gif. Why couldn't she have this persona most of the time? It's one thing to be an aloof dick but Brie is like aggressively rude.

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Because expecting women to be polite and pleasant to other human beings is now sexist, shitlord. Fuck you.

Part of the problem is that Carol Danvers' main personality trait is being a cunt so that may have worn off on her somewhat
I actually used to really like Brie until I saw her interviews and stuff for Captain Marvel

THIS IS THREAD #372
THIS IS THREAD #372
THIS IS THREAD #372
THIS IS THREAD #372
THIS IS THREAD #372
THIS IS THREAD #372
THIS IS THREAD #372

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There’s good in all of us user, it’s just some people prefer to remain angry and think the world is against them.
This world is cruel but there’s also good out there. Someone like Rosalita who’s constantly happy make it all worth it.
I don’t think Brie is emotionless. She’s shown a fun personality before, she’s just angry for some reason

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clyp.it/fj03dtqv

It is very convenient to find a thread, it is always at the top.
Thank.

Holy shit you actually did it
This is great lol

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Of course it's Voiceanon

he's an angel watching over us now
or dare I say a battle angel

i'm gonna cry

>dad, what time is it?

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SO YOU CAN DRAG ME THROUGH HELL
IF IT MEANT I COULD HOLD YOUR HAND
I WILL FOLLOW YOU 'CAUSE I'M UNDER YOUR SPELL
AND YOU CAN THROW ME TO THE FLAMES
I WILL FOLLOW YOU, I WILL FOLLOW YOU

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>Forgot the pic I shooped up just for this
just fuck me up senpai
I didn't write it but I LOVE ME SOME VAMPIRES
w-why?
I won't even lie I just bought quite a bit of weed and kinda wanna try a highlita script

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This morning at the breakfast he had The Talk with Mom and Dad again. The "are you still looking for a job, are you going to try going back to school, how much longer are you planning to stay with us?" talk.

The conversation is getting harder and harder to derail, but this time he had a flash of inspiration: he started telling them about his new gig writing MLP porn for niche fetishes on commission; after a short summary of his latest story they were begging to change the subject. But next month they're going to ask if he can pay rent with the money he made and then it'll be back to square one.

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>I don't know
>what day is it?

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I did too actually. She underwent a massive a strange personality shift leading up to it. Very curious.
I wasn't making this some political comment or anything. I'm not invested enough to hate her, I just think the memes against her on here are funny. I have no ill-will toward her. she gotta fix them toes tho.
Thanks Todd.

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good hypothesis
I'd say there's about a 92% chance of that being exactly true

who else would it be, you crouton

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>lol am I supposed to know you?

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Having sex

Of course! If someone writes me a script I'll always read it.

do you ever wonder why we're like... wearing gloves

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It's 370 learn to fucking post you literal retard.

Extremely Goofy Movie, nice.

> I love you

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I look over from my second screen and see this. Thanks for the pang of loneliness.

wasn't sure if anybody would get it but I'm glad somebody did

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how long til the bluray lads. i don't wanan watch the cam rip anymore

I hear the memory of my separated SO saying this That wasn't nice fren.

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June 25th user.

>walking in the park with gf
>she's only seen the movie once, i've seen it multiple times
>talking to her about how much i like the movie
>"What's your favorite line user?"
>"Damn it's hard to pick, but if i had to, i'd choose FUCK YOUR MERCY"
>"When is that said in the movie?"
>AreYouSerous.jpg
>"lol come on user tell me, who says that line?"
>mfw

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>400 generals and 10 tickets per person but none of them will rip an HD
LMAO confirned alita fans are retards

>likku

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Soon tm

based

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What part of the movie is this even from??? Is it the scene were her and Ido are looking at the bounties?

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Build a fucking wall holy shit that maw

>smoku

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fuck she looks so cool in this. somehow she becomes Maul's apprentice. How do you handle EVIL Alita?
slowly becoming my favorite Alita-image.

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>she can actually throw a punch

You've had enough threads to discuss literally every minute of the movie 3 times and you can't identify the most basic reaction image?
very embarrassing

It's the scene right after Ido collected his bounty.

she can throw more than just a punch. Her real strength is speed, being small and kicking.

Oranges!

I'm surprised this hasn't been done yet.

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> kissu

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sup Rosa

>this capcha

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Jerome, kindly stfu. Not everybody has been here as long.

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Her coach
>Keith Hirabayashi Cooke is an American martial artist, actor and an occasional stuntman who portrayed Reptile in Mortal Kombat and the younger Sub-Zero in the sequel

well there IS two wheels

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bo sticks are super cool

I counted. It's #372 unless thread #300 wasn't #300. Because that's when I started counting
and I've been linking threads to the numbers to be sure. And I'm sure. So please stop

his baits are terrible tonight, that wasn't even worth a (You)
let him screech in the background

Why are /alita/posters so fucking braindead that they think there's literally only one person who dislikes their shit film?

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just when Rosa was already badass she has an even more badass coach. SHE IS UN-STOPPTABLE.

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That sword flourish at the end was actually her? Goddamn.

You need to learn to count, it's really not that hard I promise.

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>he doesn't know Jerome is a catch all term
currently brain-dead from laughing

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Was it supposed to be impressive? I'm trying to find the part you're talking about

fucking badass, replacing this with that shitty Brie-comparison.

you're fine, it's bait
even if it wasn't, doesn't really matter if we're off 1 or 2 threads

>I haven't browsed 400 generals of this mediocre movie
wow got me LMFAO

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LOOK AT THIS REAL HARD TRAINING !!!!

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>I'm a little hungry
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

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The part where she cut Grewishka's grind cutter.

In all honesty, it's TECHNICALLY 38-something with the used fuck up threads

Yeah I don't see it. Is it where she twirls her hand? not really difficult as far as choreography goes.

>shitpost in 400 generals of this movie
Uh...

Because you are lonely, miserable Jerome.

congrats Jerome; you owned yourself you dumb bitch ahahahaha keep sunkin that hater dink you silly goose

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Every thread lost will be regained and every thread gained is a bonus and extra asshurt from Jerome.

pic related

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I can only imagine her as one of those fat as fuck old mexicans with those ridiculous uncanny valley eyes. I guess these threads are good containment for beaners.

Niggers hate Alita

>last post 34 minutes ago

the end is nigh for /alita/

whatever you say, fren.

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>1XBET
Wonder if that site will let me place bets on whether these threads will be alive by the time bluray comes out

k.

yup we're dead pack it up lads

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>Didn't make 400 million generals.
Sequel never.

k.

you can bet on that at betdsi.com fren

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And don't forget to stay there!

Imagine not having sex

who hurt you?

probably have had more sex than you Jerome lol

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I doubt that since I've had more than zero LMFAO

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>Almost done, now we just need to install some odor generators and we'll be good to go
>Ido why do i need those on my feet of all places?
>uhhh no reason... just... hey you want another orange?

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most shitposters come and go, they throw their little tantrums and then they leave
and then there's the very desperate kind, the kind that sticks around, that's you Jerome
you have a signature when you post

your dad doesn't count lol anyways enjoy this last (you) from me I'm bored with you.

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>I can only imagine
Have sex
You imagine strange things.

Put those CGI eyes on this thing and that's a pretty accurate representation of what this goblina will look like 20 years from now.

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I don't mind having the last word because I've had sex and I don't have to win INTERNET FIGHTS lmao

>your dad doesn't count anyways
damn I felt the heat from that all the way over here

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>homophobia
user, cool it. You do not deserve such an insult.

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Jerome is sounding more and more unstable by the day and it's getting hilarious.
>tfw alitabros/VA are:
>stable
>have jobs or are full time students
>work out
>eat well or are willing to improve themselves
>/fa/ approved
>socially well adjusted
haters mad cause they ain't us

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Cringe.

it's true. all of it

>tfw you have 1200 screenshots of people telling you not to be a faggot and you think they're in the wrong
lmfao

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Since when did Alita become a vampire?

hey I'm no homophobe I just want to make jerome to feel awkward for getting fucked by his dad that's all I'll cool it though lol

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It's lore friendly. Enjoy it for a while.

Jerome is such a great meme. I enjoy thinking there's literally only one person who hates Alita instead of rationally thinking this thread is for fucking faggots who won't start their own subreddit.

couldn't have said it better fellow Alitian

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True
If we really wanted to we could also outshitpost the shitposters easily but this is the only place we keep it comfy
Trolls here are low level bait and copypastas

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Alita, no :(

Your list is missing
>obsessed with cgi goblina lollis
>is a bastardization of the spanish race
>home county is likely a shit hole

Have sex

Why yes I did enjoy and watched Alita Battle Angel in theatres at least 10 times. What have it away?

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please have sex

Well I do like to think that men with class can tell spot each other from miles away

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Post scores
I saw it 14

Please don't procreate

12

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only 8 times, never got to double digits

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Recreational sex for the sole purpose of pleasure is great. Please don't do it with the intention of having children :(

Why yes I watched Alita Battle Angel 10 times

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>tfw you've seen Alita more times than you've had sex

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Gentlemen, it is quite a pleasure to enjoy your company tonight

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this is a strange metric fren. and a really lame attempt to rile people up.

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Likewise :) I'm off to have sex

Of course. What self respecting anime fan hasn't seen and doesn't love basically every one of Kawajiri's movies and OVAs?

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I hope you faggots are being paid for this.

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>Sex is strange
I believe it, fren. Please have sex :)

Your average /ALITA/ comfy poster

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my FoxBux should be arriving... any day now.... yep... sometime soon... yep.

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is a virgin. Many cases. Sad!

>tfw I just wanna dress like the dude in the overcoat but with pin-able front ends like the French troops in WWi.
>tfw I can't just be a dedicated soldier ready to die for Humanity like pic related.

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They spent 40 million on marketing here, each of us gets a cut of that.

> have sex
Jerome doesn’t know we’re all having sex as we post 24/7

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we all get paid a nice stipend of Alita smiles c:

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You should seriously consider killing yourselves, do a murder suicide and take the relyo fags with you.

Have sex

who hurt you user

Leaked pic of the last /ALITA/ meetup

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only if you kill yourself with us fren c:

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You and the relyofags. :(

Have sex Jerome

>kill yourself
>have sex spamming
we deserve a better class of trolls

lewd

completely based cuteposter

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>tfw you can't be hurt because you never had sex

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so did Koyomi teach Alita how to do makeup before hand? Is that why she gave her a thumbs up? I think that would be a very cute scene of bonding and I hope their friendship gets expanded on.

Alita, no, don't say that :(

Jerome wouldn't be this droll, this has to be someone knew. Either that or Jerome has really lost his touch.

I know my OC has nothing to do with your post but it's not every Alita thread I get to use it so fucking deal with it pls

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Oh I wasn't trolling. If you spending your Saturday night populating a prooly done cgi beaner loli perma thread you should really consider just ending it. You are likely an embarrassment to your family and people just like you are to the rest of Yea Forums

Have sex

Movie Koyomi is so different from mango Koyomi I can only guess. I didn't even realize that was supposed to be Koyomi until they said her name.

You're doing the exact same thing though user

I believe so and I agree. They were adorable! I think it’s left to the imagination that sometime around the time Alita got her berserker body she went through many phases of gaining confidence and becoming a woman. Got her makeup done, fought even more fearlessly and it was hinted at that she had relations with Hugo off screen

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>being such a low IQ you think this is a reason to continue being retarded

>hey fryman you're into that animated anime whatever crap right?
>well check this out, just for you, 30 percent off
>what the-
>it's supposed to say ALITA i friggin TOLD them immagants
>no wonder they cut me a deal, WHAT A DEAL

oops looks like I hit a nerve
at least you put a little effort there, a bit cliche though, but it's an improvement

oops it seems you haven't had sex

If you have issues with the fact that people are spending their time posting in this thread then don't spend all your time posting in this thread

noo you were doing great :(

You're right. I'm gonna go have sex instead.

lmao thanks for giving my pic context fren

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>You
who do (you) think (you)'re talking to, incel?

That's great user your mother and I are so proud of you

>projecting
please have sex, your mother did it, so can you maybe

Have sex

itt. people without indoor plumbing obsess over cgi lolis, just like every other /alita/ thread

I don't know you tell me, fatso (since we're just throwing random words now)

Please don't have sex.

>mfw the trolls are getting desperate

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Don't have sex as if you had a choice LMFAO

>tfw you're having sex
who else can relate?

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it's not even funny to engage anymore with them.

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Have sex

that's really all you got huh? you're not worth it
I hope you had fun, glad you enjoy these generals so much

>took 372 threads to figure this out
big brained post. have sex.

>dad, this thread isn't very comfy

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Have sex jk alita forgive meHave sex jk alita forgive meHave sex jk alita forgive meHave sex jk alita forgive meHave sex jk alita forgive meHave sex jk alita forgive meHave sex jk alita forgive meHave sex jk alita forgive meHave sex jk alita forgive meHave sex jk alita forgive me

I'M SO LONELY AND HORNY AND I WANT TO FUCK ALITAS VAGINA WITH MY ROCK HARD COCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Have sex

That dosen't involve rope, a playground, or a windowless van you pedo beaners.

It's a shame really, either it's a new troll or we seriously broke the old one. I have no idea how these people are going to take it when news of a sequel gets out.

Reminder that VA is a tranny

>tfw you haven't had sex with a minor in 6 minutes
brb need to watch Alita again to rub my dick until I cum voraciously on my alita printout too poor for a pillow

here's a Rosa to bring some light

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congrats on the self own, retard hahahaha
don't worry, it's just the work of one pathetic dumbass. Comfyposting reigns supreme.

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>first film doesn't even break even
>sequel
OOOHH NO NO NO NOOOO
AAAAAHHHH AHAHAHAHAHA
WAIT TIL YOU SEE THE EYES
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Look what I've got, user.

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Please have sex.

oh we Rosa posting until next bread?

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>congrats on the self own, retard hahahaha
he completely misses the irony of everything he posts
and then tries pathetically to justify himself whether you point that out
watch

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I haven't had sex in a while. Anyone want to rabb.it Alita with me and jerk off?

Who wants to guess how fat the beaners are who keep this shit thread alive?

I'm going for an average of 300 lbs + and are banned from going within 100 yards of playgrounds or schools.

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I'm sorry you're cursed with such a smooth brain i'm sure one day you'll have sex

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Should Hugo have gone to Zalem?strawpoll.me/17812624/r

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good troll!
sticking with the lore, more like this please

>Hey Mikey I think he's a virgin!

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Who are you replying to? Have you tried having sex instead of aimlessly reposting garbage to virgins?

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>posting Yes in defiance just to spite some internet troll
LMFAO

ty user, saved

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>if I post a bunch of webms in a row I can save my shit thread

fucking spics

>... do you mind sharing?

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>Sorry, user, you're too late.

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>unpaid mousekeks still seething.

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No conversation, just a stream of bumps with random images to hide all critical posts. Gee I wonder who could be behind this?

brie smiles have no value in an Alita smiles market.

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>Hollythot Rosa

BUT I DONT CARE ABOUT HER

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idk Brie smiles might be valuable due to their extreme rarity

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clearly you do

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>so how are you going to make it up to me this time?

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Don't worry Hugo, I'll make it up to you for her.

rarity does not imply valuable, it's all about what's in demand and wholesome alita smiles are what's in demand, not captain fungus smiles

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I call supreme dibs on next thread OP.

then it's like collecting coins. Interesting (maybe) to have but otherwise worthless.

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Oh shit, that is fucking great.

Spice and Vamperlita user here, I just got home from work. Looking at this thread I have to say...I have no regrets about what I've done. Vamperlita hours are truly the best hours.

Another stream of image bumps with nobody actually talking to each other, just to try and bury negative posts. That confirms the suspicion that this shit thread is kept alive by paid marketing shills who shit in the streets.

nobody be a dumbass and jump the gun with this one >:c

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Fair point

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I guess you could say she's....URMed and dangerous?

go write a blog about it then

hey peaches did you get my list of vocaros for minor characters from a few threads ago?

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VA did a script if you like her stuff

Omg I fucking love this general

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We love you too buddy

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Is Venus confirmed canon yet?

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intredasting colors

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I'd your virginity confirmed canon yet?

Those fucking...things...make Vamperlita look like Mr. Roger's Neighborhood in comparison.

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The Venusians are so god damn weird, like HP Lovecraft's fever dreams after staying up all night watching bizarre hentai

Goodnight anons, Thanks for a good day

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night user sleep well

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is it time to get comfy?

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I don't like them, they make the abominations from House Harkonnen look like supermodels in comparison. I don't want them in the Alita movies at all just because I don't want to deal with cleaning up my vomit in the movie theater.

You better believe it

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I liked them as villains within the context of Last Order but yeah they have no place in the Alita movies

>not with that user

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I swear mendelson is secretly /ourguy/.

I'll make some popcorn

Did anyone feel that? Comfy levels increase

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Lucy u have some 'splainin to do with that one

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>tfw I sometimes post Mendelson just because the only other male reaction faces I have are Ido, Vector and K.

thanks jannies. I thought I'd be awake until Peaches' next thread but now this one has a ways to go. I don't think I'll be able to keep going until then.

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Maybe I'll just post the picture now so any awake Anons can see it.

>mfw not enough male reaction faces

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DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT

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>A pleasure face
That's your face when you have a shortage of something?

lol no I just don't have enough male reaction faces

do what you want m8. If it's that good hold onto it when you think it'll get more traction.

Ah, okay. What reaction face would you post for this?

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Have this face

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Why did you post mfw then? I'm telling your manager. Shape up or I'll have the entire department submit complaints.

>SureWhyNot.jpeg

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At that rate it's going, I need to go to sleep, so why not.

Don't know if anyone was going to do something, but it's Alita's two month anniversary today, the 14th. I wanted to write about my screening I had seeing Alita today, because it was an existential emotional experience I want to get off my chest, but for another time.
I have more OC's cooking in the oven. I just wanted to say I love you Anons and you're all awesome for continuing to make such good original work and pictures. I haven't seen any other threads this amazing before on this site, with this level of sincerity. These last two months have been actually life changing, and I mean that deeply.

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>meetup pics
>bakery
>theater
excellent work peaches, i love it. Good to have you around!

>mfw my oc gets included

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Thank you Peaches, most of the real human (non-paid) posters on this general feel the same.

I do want to hear about your existential experience tho.

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I think I killed that guy in Crash Bandicoot

This is my favorite picture now!

great work

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just had sex. L

ooooo

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>tfw your post gets deleted for calling out AI posts
Really embarrassing :/ you'd think Cameron could at least shell out for humans

Alita is not being shown near me until on next Saturday. 3 hours away by car. Yes, I’m going.

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Yeah I really like when artists come up with their own designs sometimes

Very, and I'm not shitposting, very embarrassing.

How was he?

>calling out AI posts
You mean really low effort Jeromeposting. At least make it hilariously embarrassing to yourself as usual.

That might be a good insult if you ever had sex.

So was it good or not?

Look at any of these posts and tell me any of them are above 50 IQ. Yours included.

are we going to start photoshoping alita onto rosa pics? because i'm okay with that

It was really bad. Just like your first time will be.

youtube.com/watch?v=-wop47G2qeY

user your insults are weaker than your dad's cum shots

God they're both so pretty

>implying there will be a first time
user I'm going for Archwizardhood. No thoths in the tower.

ooohhhhhhh

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I'd love to but I have to have sex first

I'm sure they all seem like they're 100 IQ to you LMFAO

Didn't watch.

Yes your insults are average at best

Nothing to watch, it's a song. Listen to it.

>26 ips
back to discord trannys

Sorry I thought you were at least intelligent enough to get that one. Let me spell it out in retard terms. Alita says ur dumb mkay? Sorry user :(

We're cyborgs, not robots, you silly mice. Have you cleared your activites with general counsel and HR yet? Or did you get preservation notices already?

Anyway, good morning - have a rare Alita

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Not here to take recommendations from people with shit taste.

Have a cute Gallita I found on an old website and upscaled

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ANYWAY GUYS
Let's pretend for a moment Hugo's arm didn't break and he survived his trip on the tube, before coming down with Alita as she asked.
What happens next? How does this change the sequels?

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Cute and wholesome.

Is he going to get caught or will he stay alive long enough to realise that Zalem is a shitshow and nope it back to Iron City?

I think he'd have to give himself up or else Alita would try to take on the entire city's worth of Centurions and hunter warriors

Zapan kills him like he does everyone else.

He decides to come down with Alita when she asks, the ring slices off his legs, Alita catches him...Pulls him up, it's fine. Ido gives him new legs and such.
But he says
>We'll always be running!
Implying they would leave Iron City and head through the badlands, dodging factory enforcers.

There was realistically no way out for him. Him getting revived was more of symbolic of both Alita and Hugo's development. He was a dead man the second Nova said he knew he was alive. But for Hugo to achieve ultimate redemption, he would have to face death, to atone for his sins.

Well I stayed up way too late again so I'm off to bed now frens, stay comfy everyone

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stay comfy

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I'm not talking from a storytelling perspective.
Literally just what events would have occurred.
sweet dreams

Have sex user :)

not tonight your mom's already asleep

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Guys I'm concerned about the bluray release

It is said to be 2 hours long (ie. same length as the cinemas release).

Does that means there won't be any directors cut? Does that mean the extra scenes were never CGIed?

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They couldn't afford to make scenes that weren't going to be in the movie, user.

This one is one of my favorite. Top notch animation and aesthetics.

CGI shots are usually cut before all that expensive work is done. So yeah at best we'll get pre-vis.

>when I walk past Rosa

Dr. Ido. I'm GIB.

..Good in bed?

Based

Ground Investigation Bureau
It's the group of Zalemites who make sure the scrapyard and surrounding areas say docile and aren't building any flying machines or weapons capable of attacking Zalem.

That honestly confuses me more how it relates to your post

I would still love pre-vis desu

>Dr. Pavel I'm CIA

Alita starts working for GIB as a TUNED agent who disrupts insurgent activities.

It's a play on "Dr. Pavel I'm CIA".
youtube.com/watch?v=JkJcoc_cAf4

I've never seen the film you're referencing

You're not from around here, are ya?

Hello rebbit. How are you enjoying Yea Forums so far?

Nope. This is the only thread I post on on Yea Forums, or read.

Congratulations on waking from your Coma.
youtube.com/watch?v=scaalqVFRZY

>I don't go on Yea Forums so I'm reddit
c'mon now
oh wait shit that's from TDK? I saw it when it first came out and haven't thought about it since.

Why are you here?

Because I love the film and like the thread and like talking about it and making OC and stuff

No, why are you on Yea Forums?

I like discussing stuff on the other boards...?

>...?
Your ellipsis belongs on no board on this site.

I really don't feel the need to adhere to a strict style code when posting on fucking Yea Forums.
Also it's decently at home on some boards, I have no doubt in my mind that you don't frequent them all.

Your monstrous rape of the English language is unforgivable.

Aight buddy

>no punctuation
>aight instead of alright or a'ight
I do not stand by in the presence of incorrect grammar.

So I watched the Matrix recently again and now I'm on the sequel again with my family. Gotta say it holds up better than I remember. I wonder if an Alita sequel went in the same kind of slightly different direction of we'd still like it

But user we already know how the story will go.

The adaptation might be even different to what we imagine

Why? This one wasn't radically different.

I guess it's safe to assume the story will be pretty close to what volume 4 and 5 are, because the elements are already there (Zapan, the Berserker, Motorball, Jashugan), the unknown factor is how Nova will be handled. However the potential third movie may be different from the original story.

Which boards are those?

Yeah I guess number 3 is the big mystery

Gotta say though watching the Smith fights really makes me want to rewatch the bar fight scene

>Writing cute Alita script
>Coming out as posessive because I'm personally insecure about my love so when I write genuinely it shows through

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Man and I struggle to go possessive

Well, me and my best friend are co-dependant, and literally the only person we have. There's a difference between "Oh, you don't need to talk to anyone else" and intense "You're the only reason I'm alive" which is something she's literally said to me on multiple occasions.

Yikes. Real life isnt YA novel, buddy.

>250 posts
>30 posters
Is this Yea Forums's katawa general?

I know it's not healthy, but
what can I say? It's the truth, the same thing goes from me to her.

That's unhealthy man

I know.
She's away in Japan for three months and I've been dying.

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Good morning and happy comfy Sunday frens

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Good morning, user

Mornin' fren.

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>octolips movie Alita
Fucking based.

Thanks fren good to see you

>away in japan for three months
>co-dependant
Oh no no no. Sorry to tell you this, but you're her beta orbiter. She's probably fucking dudes there as we speak.

It'll get up to 60 as boomers such myself check in, but yes.

Good morning and please be healed by Arita and comfy music:
youtu.be/Z9vCrjpOSGQ

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/Healed/ indeed fren

Alita what did you smoke?

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Double trouble

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>no more screenings of Alita near me
>blu ray is months away
Guys, what do? How does one survive without Alita for so long?

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user, we can get through this...
together.

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You've got 30 years of manga to catch up.

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Impossible.
Even if he changed his face the crime wouldn't go away. In the manga when Zapan became a criminal his wanted poster had his old face instead of his new one yet people seemed to be able to find him.

>jashugan
>black
lol not according to Superfan Cameron

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We all wait together user
Together

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Is it really representation when she is 100 percent digital in the movie?
Do we have to start paying puppets now? Where does it end?

Get a grip, snowflake.

I didn' smoke nuffin, Alita.

wokeness is a helluva drug

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>latinx
that shit aint pronounceable in neither spanish nor portuguese

Let's arrange Alitacon.
Planned events:
Re-watch Alita in 3D
Re-watch Alita in 2D
Talk about Alita
Manga reading
Borrow the Kansas bar from the Alita Experience and hang out there drinking beer and betting on Motorball
Repeat until we get kicked out of the venue

Sound good?

I'd be so down for this.

Never saw alita in 3d, and don't think I even can now. Should I just end it now?

Absolutely based idea

Make sure the venue somehow has access to a full sized IMAX screen. Are there any defunct science museums around that might serve as one?

What? No new thread this morning? Oh well. Good morning. Let's all try to have a nice day with /ourgirl/.

I love it

Can anyone translate it?

Is he actually supposed to be black or just swarthy?

Mornings are slow. We're probably half an hour away from hitting bump limit at the rate this thread is going.

He looks like antonio banderas circa 1995

Jashugan isn't black. Kishiro draws blacks as distinctively black, there's no mistaking them for anything else. Jashugan is more like a tanned white dude, south american or maybe even south asian. He's got a sister who also has dark skin, caucasian facial features and blonde hair. They're racially ambigious, most likely mutts.

doesn't showing Chiren with an actual brain effectively ruin the latter half the manga?

This is a random medicoer movie, stfu and go back to discord while us big kids stick to irc

Which kinda figures given where iron city is located in the manga

Waifufags can't be reasoned with

Yeah, the brainchip plot is most likely scrapped from movies, unless that was red herring and it wasn't actually chiren's organs in the box.

>Jashugan isn't black.
he isn't a generic white guy either, but I guess JC couldn't imagine Alita's godly inspiration to be anything else.

Yes, they fucked everything up. They also made Nova the evil emperor of Zalem.

hotflick.net/flicks/1995_Desperado/995DPO_Antonio_Banderas_029.jpg

pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1831356929/jashugan.jpg

Blame Robert here. He gave the role to Jai as a favor.

That's because it came from illegals who snuck into the U.S. and got indoctrinated by academics in college. It's Latinos trying to retrofit their language with Euro-American sophistry.

It's a shame all the good actors are too old to play these characters.

Digital de-aging, my man

die neue thread

Too much hassle and doesn't look very good. Plus you can still tell they're old because they move like old people.

How the hell do you browse Yea Forums for more than 5 minutes and NOT know about the homosexual death cult that is baneposting?

>Young virile body double to do all the physical acting
>Performance capture for the face
>Digital de-aging
Checkmate non-believers. In modern Hollywood even death can't keep you from the screen.