Star Wars: Mary Sue and the Electric Boogaloo

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>Or the fact that he’s on vacation with his wife and they booked a room with two beds

yikes

I've been here all day too

Can we find out where this guy lives?

Fucking stop posting racist comments on my page now! I will not tolerate this! STOP!

Hotels by default have two beds in a room you fucking morons.

You would know this if you weren't some virgin loser who hasn't stepped out of his mom's basement in 15 years.

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his head is unusually square

>not having one specific bed to watch tv on and jump on and goof around and eat food while having a spare bed strictly for sleeping
Wow. I can smell how poor you are

It's a well-known fact that many men who becomes priests are just homosexuals (and by extension, probably a pedophile) who go into that life to avoid the shame of being a homo.

>I don’t know what’s more pathetic.
you, caring whatever such a manchild does

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No they don't, lol.

Okay, was this guy getting aroused by Rey's heavy breathing?

Dude, looks like he was ready to bust a nut.

No they fucking dont. You can choose between two twins or one full/queen.

>not mentioning sex for either bed
We all can tell how small your dick is, how fat you are, and that you will be forever alone labeled as a incel by anyone who ever knows you. Kill yourself.

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it isn't bizarre, isn't it? Last 2 days have been nothing but this guy on incel boards

Depends on price/availability. Could easily have 2 beds simply by not specifying.

It's really leaping by the part of incels and is mostly made out to be a huge deal because they've never had a real relationship before so don't know how adult life works

>Only having two beds
Where do you sleep when your wife's bull comes over?

That's only if hotel staff ask you when you check in and you are with a guest. If they don't, by default you get one with two beds.

take me from this hell user

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Do you think the things people say on Yea Forums has anything to do with their views of reality? Sure plenty of couples sleep in different beds because it's more comfortable. Doesn't mean we can't make fun of some soiboi for it.

>Those dislikes
Jesus calm down Yea Forums

This guy is obviously really off. He shouldn’t be allowed to make children. For society and the children’s sake.

>t. incels

Load of horseshit my dudes unless they literally checked in at the desk same day and that was the only room available, which I sincerely doubt since usually the only people who do that are people who are very obviously just looking to have a quick place to fuck. I don't even know why you would believe this in the age of online booking where you can very specifically choose the room type before you even pay. And no it isn't cheaper having 2 beds, its actually more expensive because the rooms are usually larger.

t. Someone who has both traveled a lot and have worked at a hotel.

No one believes you.

Nope. I travel for work and the 2 queen room is usually cheaper than the king.

Literally just goof off

>And no it isn't cheaper having 2 beds, its actually more expensive because the rooms are usually larger.

This doesn't sound believable.

Just showed my gf the video of this guy and she said that’s a little boy trapped in a ugly man. Kek

>/pol/ pollutes the internet
I really don't see the problem with this. Twitter, Reddit, Facebook, Youtube and Tumblr are just as cringe. It sort of balances out for the best.

>tfw this guy made several hundred dollars off of just the clicks tech-illiterate zoomers on 4chin who don't know how to block ads on their mom's iPad gave this video

>balances
stop being retarded all this platforms do is make the internet a cringefest worst by the day

>this absolute specimen of a human being is married
>I can’t make eye contact with women I don’t know
What’s wrong with me bros, I’m not that bad am I?

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>the dude with the che guevara t-shirt

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The only people caring about these videos are pathetic incel neckbeards.

Who the fuck cares and why?

What the fuck happened to internet/meme culture? Everything somehow has to be about masculinity, cucking, black guys, Jews, or whatever edgy /pol/ meme now. Yeah, the guy is pathetic but he's just reacting to a fucking movie. Yet somehow politics and culture wars have to be involved. I guess it's telling of the times we're living in.

maybe if you stop judging randoms on Yea Forums and get a personality someone would see you has somethin above trash

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Because they hate themselves and it's staring into a mirror

is it just a reflection, or is he crying??

What if I just call him a NERD?

>this fucking loser has a wife but I've never even hugged a girl, much less kissed one

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>caring about a literal nobody pretending to cry for views

>mashed potatoes
Kek.

jesus you guys really are pathetic aren't you?

its one thing to cry at a childrens movie, fair enough, but its a whole different league to actually give a shit about the people that do it.

you're reacting to the person thats reacting to a childrens movie, does that not make you worse?

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What's she look like.

i mean if bitching about star wars is a personality Yea Forums has that down

i dunno,it is amazing how everyplace on the net just make me miserable nowadays, people are addicted to signaling everything about themselves, maybe because it became so easy to do,you can walk two steps without bumping on a protonazi/libtard

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Dont worry hes just a mediocre bank account

Nope keep seething Butts.

You're a fucking idiot and never traveled far in your life. You do not by default get a "twin" room by default. You have to choose. Unless you're at budget 101 hotel.

Shit like this needs to be put down as a example of what never to become thats obvious dude

>i mean if bitching about star wars is a personality Yea Forums has that down
its not

Lol u are pathetic

Youd think if he was gunna lie about a wife he'd get a fake ring

ALWAYS. WHITE. MEN

IT'S A RACE ISSUE. never forget that.

time to sleep teenager,you aint putting no one down

>watch out kylo

How does this creature function in society if it's emotions are so easily manipulated. This looks crippling.
Why is this bloke so pale? Looks like he's bleeding internal and to strokes from death.

>Oh and he doesn't like racism
That's not a bad thing you fucking low iq nigger.

shut up faggot, he is a Jew. not white. kill yourself immediately.

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you could say this about 2/3 of this site

0/10

This makes absolutely no sense.

He's manipulating his own emotions to manipulate emotions of others to get clicks.

exactly 0 executions for you and 10 for your delusions of violence

I hate how stupid fucking terms like cuck, basedboy, etc are now mainstream and even used in fucking sitcom shows.

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go back to Africa Daqywan

Also I find it pretty amusing that he's profiting off these people who sit at home with their minimum wage jobs. Say what you want about him, these memes are only gonna give him more attention and obviously more views which benefits him in the long run, all he needs to do is ignore the comments

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Absolute retard.

Friendly reminder this cringey manchild has gotten laid more than the majority of Yea Forums

>racism is bad
what are you a fuckin fag?

Thanks Reddit

>make over the top reaction video about a trending topic to get views for your channel
>Yea Forums falls for it every time

The absolute STATE of millennials.

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Where the fuck do you think you are, fag?

>I was merely pretending to be a faggot

but what was he listening to and how good was the audio?

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That's an audiophile reacting to the sound quality.
Peak /g/ autism.

death grips

I would rather remain a virgin than marry an unpleasant, ungratefull fat bull dike like you tho.

based and cuckpilled

/pol/ cannot be stopped

But he's having sex with a homunculi. I'd rather not, thanks.

bishop barron shat all over last jedi and gave reasons why it sucked.
youtube.com/watch?v=Cql5JYKeTjU

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Someone do a version where he's crying tears of happiness as they bulldoze the bodies into the plague pit at Belsen

only virgins talk about sex like its a great achievement, everyone here had sex
you probably believe that everyone in Yea Forums is a le ebin neet wizard with pissbottles

go outside bro

his wife gets plowed by chads .

case in point

Is this a false flag for that one user who made a few videos reacting to his reactions?

>people who make """reaction""" videos
>people who watch and shill a """reaction""" video
I need a plague

Huh wow. You're not even hiding the shilling. For shame.

WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG
W R O N G
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I had an unscheduled business trip some months ago
I wanted a single bed and they gave me a room with a single double bed
ONE BED FOR TWO PEOPLE
>ONE BED FOR TWO PEOPLE
ONE BED FOR TWO PEOPLE
>ONE BED FOR TWO PEOPLE
ONE BED FOR TWO PEOPLE
>ONE BED FOR TWO PEOPLE
ONE BED FOR TWO PEOPLE
>ONE BED FOR TWO PEOPLE
ONE BED FOR TWO PEOPLE
>ONE BED FOR TWO PEOPLE
So stop lying, there are hotel rooms with 2 single beds and hotel rooms with 1 double bed

What kind of autism is this?

>Notice nobody
His wife is blacked in next room

Now he's based

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we're all just shitposting in this thread, YOU included. Why do redditors always have to point out "hurr you guys just as bad as him" when you are literally doing the same thing as us?

I don't believe a man this soft and emotionally weak could possibly have a faithful wife. I don't believe it.

>watching this man get meme'd this hard in real time
What a ride

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Platinum kek

he's doing exactly what he wants to happen. to blow up and get google bucks. meanwhile you do it for free

The best part is when he says "watch out Kylo".

>all these morons have never been to a resort
>using that time they stayed in a shitty hotel as experience enough
unironically you are all stupid. The man is staying in a resort in cancun. literally every room except the suites are two large beds.
its the exact same in Vegas

>is married
>but isn’t having sex with his wife
>presumably isn’t cheating (be it due to morals, fear of consequence or simple inability)
Doesn’t that technically make him an incel?

You think straight men fuck boys in the arse?

Am I wrong for wanting to bludgeon him to death with a brick?

You're a millennial you fucking moron.

despite me calling out the morons defending this guy that a hotel room in places like Cancun have 2 beds, I need to say that the OP man in question is pathetic.
Imagine going on holiday and rushing back to your hotel room to film and edit your reaction video.
no wonder he doesn't have a tan.

It’s a 100% certainty they are in an “open relationship”

whats his channel?

ah haha I wish shit like this would get spread around to normies who believe he's actually reacting to it. he'd probably kill himself.

>Or the fact that he’s on vacation with his wife and they booked a room with two beds
kek

youtube.com/watch?v=0ug2DOoxJ1g

Fucking dumb faggot. kill yourself

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I fucking hated how Jim paused the video pretty much after every sentence to make some cuck joke.

Yeah but they still get laid at least a few times. Incels can't even manage that.

Alien Rap by the Alien Kids.
64kbps.

Based

Idk senpai. I always felt like sleeping in separate beds is much comfier for a good night of sleep yet doesn't mean you can't have sex or intimacy with your wife.

What a fucking faggot, I'd be ashamed to show my face in public ever again, imagine crying over a trailer for a movie, Jesus Christ.

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this cracka looks like a lego

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

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what a Chad wanting your alone time.
Meanwhile the incel cucks here would happily take arms in the face and barely any sleep just to share a bed with a woman lmao

Yeah she's getting railed by someone else on a regular basis, literally zero doubt about it.

The look of sheer disdain

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he's implying they sleep in regular beds on a daily basis. I can understand couples possibly needing a break from each other some nights if they're really struggling to sleep but otherwise there's no fucking point in literally binding yourself to another person by law if you aren't gonna sleep in the same bedroom.

t. someone whose parents slept in separate bedrooms for his entire childhood, shit fucks you up mentally once you become old enough to realize that isn't the norm and your parents have a terrible marriage.

or maybe she is asexuel

That's what they always say until exposed to particularly aggressive males.

It's a good argument when you are like 50-60 years old. Not when you're like 30.

there is no such thing

I like how his room looks. The ceiling looks like it's quite high and he's got spotlights for the comfy mood. I want this.

So rather than strike into new territory of some kind when it comes to X-movie themed non-content, these beta men just get more and more histrionic? whats next, self immolation as a reaction to a popcorn movie? cutting your limbs off? sucking your own dick? like where is this headed. we get it, you like comic book movies.

Why so much hate against this guy?

>tfw been sleeping on the same bed with my gf for over a year now
Let me hell you its not comfortable at all and the bed is big as fuck I miss sleeping alone

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thank you fren

Ironically, an incel was originally a married man whose wife refused to have sex with him. Single men were supposed to be free to have any relationships. How times have changed.

wouldn't call it hate, it's honestly a celebration. he's the basedboy meme incarnate

>Constantly has his mouth open
>Loses his shit at anything having to do with Star Wars
>His body looks like it's filled with onions sauce instead of blood and water
>Extremely high hairline
>Regularly films Nintendo Switch unboxing videos
>Has proudly admitted that he and his wife sleep in separate bedrooms

it's just too good

wew, this is some godtier bait, r-right user?

Is this what your wife and her boyfriend told you?

His hairline is fine retard, mine is much more receded and I don't think I'm balding

absolutely ebin

the user is right though. Ever been to a resort?
literally every room has two large beds except the suites.

there's no such thing as an incel either, it's just that in america prostitution is seen as worse than murder or some shit
In my country if you haven't gotten laid by your 20s you just save up some money and buy a escort
It's not as if the average woman will have any deeper feelings for you compared to the hooker

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It disgusts me how these manbabies keep eating up disney shit.

Did this guy put the final nail in star wars coffin?

and you're reacting to people reacting to this guy reacting to a childrens movie idiot

>His hairline is fine
think the guy has a bald patch on the back. its visible at times

>Hotels by default have two beds in a room
When this happens then I shuffle the furniture and just slam the two separate beds together, you cringy low test berniebro.

I hate these reaction videos. We need to shame these people until they fuck off.

It's just a reaction.
They pushed politics into every facette of life, people are getting sick of it and push back.

Audiophilia is a boomer as fuck hobby

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ironic how peope are making this a race thing when theres ten times the number of these videos made by blacks.

Firstly, that's not remotely true, you retard
Secondly, in the rare event they don't have two beds, you can just push the fucking things together, you absolute spastic.

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I feel sorry for the dude, and that comes from someone who posts on Yea Forums.

>Secondly, in the rare event they don't have two beds
Don't have One bed*
Fucking hell, your rampant stupidity is rubbing off on me

>Firstly, that's not remotely true, you retard
but it is. Go and stay in any hotel resort and it is like this. the rooms are designed for a family of 4

For better hotels, that is the usual standard, but those are usually resort places.
They're on vacation so it's still plausible - but jesus fuck, he's obviously getting cucked.

There's literally nothing wrong with being passionate about something . Passion can make you cry and that's not a bad thing, old masters have cried when presented with exquisite and ground breaking masterpieces.

Theres also nothing wrong with liking star wars. It's one of the biggest and geekiest fandoms out there. It's an objectively good franchise that deserves its following

Finally there's nothing wrong with rrcorgins your reaction and putting it online as it generates easy revenue and improves your social life. If you get successful enough you can do that full time. Literally no reason to not do it.

You are hating on this guy's just because he's ugly, you are like women.

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>no sources
>just belib me brah
kys

your spacing shows that you came here during the election

Leave this cringe guy alone, you are even more pathetic than him.

Anyone remember that one youtube reaction video guy that got made fun of a couple months back? I'm fairly certain it was for a Marvel movie trailer and his channel had "Jack" or something of the sorts in it.

I can't really describe him because it would be of no help: typical onions boy glasses, beard, although a full head of hair if I remember correctly.

lol you're confirmed for never having checked into a hotel, moron

>crying over star wars
>OVER FUKKEN STAR WARS
it's pathetic, I'd still call him pathetic even if he wasn't ugly

the user is correct. go to any hotel resort and it is exactly like that.

based

>crying over a kid's movie
>"yea, I'm gonna upload this"

fucking retard

i dunno about most, but the biggest is definitely etika.
i'm not sure if the likes of KSI really count.

>It's an objectively good franchise

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absolutely makes sense. if you were born gay in a religious family of course you would be ashamed of being a homo. then you become a priest where you have to take a vow of celibacy to further repress your sexuality. and half of the priests and nuns have sex anyway, so it creates a culture of secrecy inside the church. and then you find yourself around kids who love you and trust you implicitly because youre a priest and viola recipe for mass pedophilia in the church.

I've been
you're wrong

James YouNiverse?

I'm not sure what's more pathetic; the idea that people unironically defend this man, that people pretend to for attention, or that he's here right now defending himself.

If it's the last one, you're getting cucked, dude. Sort your marriage out.

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Please have sex you need it.

I also came here today

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I was at the Cayman Islands just a few months ago, there were two beds per room at the hotel I was at.
Also, Cayman Islands is a great place to go for a vacation, just super expensive. They have chickens running around. I asked one of the locals and she told us that they all escaped during a hurricane, and have joined in with the ecosystem rather well in the years since.
It's really neat seeing a bunch of chickens clucking about when you get off the plane.
The scuba diving there is fantastic, too.

Yep, that's him. Looks like he deleted his reaction videos unfortunately

I'm a literal misogynist though.
Like, I go on youtube to watch "women getting hit back" compilations because I enjoy seeing females getting punched.
Why have sex when I can just jerk off

Will you guys stop bullying this dude? Pathetic cunts

when are you going to lose your virginity to an above average woman user?

No.
The more people like him get bullied, the more likely it is that some other dumb fuck might see it, and then think twice before humiliating themselves in front of the entire planet.

It's too late, even if we wanted to stop we can't, he's a meme now, poor bastard, he shouldn't of been such a fucking faggot.

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nope sorry, user.
all resorts have that style for their standard bedrooms. theyre designed for families

He's right, it's usually a double bed with a single bed.

its the anti-white racists they jump on any chance to spam this.

Too late he's already a meme.

maybe in a standard hotel but all resorts are like that. arguing this just makes you look dumb, honestly.

oh no stop giving this poor guy the attention he desperately craves oh god the poor man getting hundreds of dollars oh noooo stap

I'm not arguing it, I'm just saying it's not uncommon.

You've probably only ever stayed at hotels with mommy and daddy and assumed you always end up with 2 beds regardless.

Cheer up on user, it's better to have a more fulfilling relationship than a marriage like this loser's where he doesn't even share a bed with his wife.

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> honey where are you?! Star wars trailer is out I need you here!
> I'm... Uhhh... Getting pampered...
> you're at the spa !?
>.... UNGH... Uh... I mean yes...
> OK well I need you here for the trailer I think I'm going to cry watching it. Come up when you are ready!

Quagmire joined the church?!

never reserve a hotel room before : the post. ah well have a (You) anyway

based bishop

I bet the other reaction guy with the glasses is counting his blessings, this guy just took the top position.

>i'm a virgin because i have high standards
>i'd only fuck with a 10, you know

t. mashed potato

video link?

Looks like a fucking public library nigga

>everybody and their mother knows Lando is back for more nostalgia points
>reaction viewers cum hard everyfucking time when he appears

>not getting a room with 2 beds
One bed is for fucking and making a god damn disgusting mess in, the other is for sleeping.

That's good. Just don't think about it user.

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As a black man, I agree with you wholeheartedly, my dude.

what the fuck is on his face?

You use it to make a blanket fort and everyone knows it.

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A reminder not to leave his cuckshed before Jamal has left his house.

>laughing at a fat fuck overreact to star wars
>U MUSt BE ANTi Wh*te
fucking kys

luck is a factor bro, your time will come, in the meantime try to improve yourself so you increase your chances, good luck.

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Based

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star war is fucking shit I can't understands why everyone jerks off to it likes its the best thing every created

Bing Bing Wahoo Guiz!

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Stopped at a Marriott in Manchester last month and they gave us two double beds, we just just pushed together to make an even bigger bed.

that's an obective lie

we can do it

absolute state indeed

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>Hotels by default have two beds in a room you fucking morons.
Fuck off retard thats not even remotely true.
They will ask you if you want single or double bed even in a shitty small hotel.

What are the settings for a 2 min webm?

Where's the link for this faggot? I can't find it

At least the other guy finally got the hint and learned how to close his mouth.
Proof that bullying works.

>n-no hotels have a 2 beds default you fucking morons!!! He didn't choose to sleep on different beds
>you are virgin incels
Meanwhile in the real world
I bet your wife told you that excuse because she can't tolerate sleeping beside you anymore while you are paying for he sex vacataions.

sneed poster IRL

youtube.com/watch?v=DeCMg0cMUIo

This.

>it's ok to be passionate!
>reaction picture of maki, #392

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How the fuck are you even breathing

That's not how it works, nice try though faggot

Because these are the same newfag fucks that don't grasp shit like "not your personal army" and didn't realise that "the internet is serious business" was a joke.
They simply can't grasp the concept of pointing and laughing at someone, because to them EVERYTHING has to be some fucking cause.

(((White)))

>I can’t make eye contact with women I don’t know
>I’m not that bad am I?
lol
have fun dying alone

>Reddit spacing

>his wife doesnt sleep with him

Have sex

The memes are real, this is so depressing...

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Ummm... every hotel i've ever been to has two beds

this most of these faggots have never been in a real hotel

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>There's literally nothing wrong with being passionate about something . Passion can make you cry and that's not a bad thing, old masters have cried when presented with exquisite and ground breaking masterpieces.
Youre right but youre a retard if you feel like this towards fucking nu-star wars
Its like having a religious orgasm over and dying in a state of blissful nirvana over seeing batman beat someone with prep time

>tfw if i get married I will have to sleep in two seperate beds because it is impossible for me to sleep in a bed with a person other than my mother.

>reddit spacing
I bet you unironically enjoy capeshit too

I travel pretty frequently, every room I stay in is a king sized bed.

If you stay in a "double bed" room I guarantee you're paying less than $150 a night and get what you deserve.

I live in eastern europe and no one here gives that much fuck about losing virginity as much as americans

>no one here gives that much fuck about losing virginity as much as americans
It's a women thing, it shows how much they value their holes and how primitive they are.

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I snore

>still no edit where he's watching the plane scene
when one of you does it make sure to sync his biggest reaction to the bane unmasking
or the line "for you"

Have sex

>if you dont sleep together it means your marriage is broken
LMAO
t. married 15 years and still fuck her hard 4 times/week

change your tampon

look at this fucking face, she 100% cheats on him

It's time to ban all capeshit, star wars and got threads right fucking now.

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>not choosing 2 beds instead of 1

does it matter? he probably came inside her at least once, that makes him a man

>probably

seething incel

tfw never been this excited for fucking anything since childhood. I hate man children tbqh

Earplugs dumbass

What does the wife look like?

Imagine having this low of a standard for manliness

like you wouldn't want to share a bed with her but you need financial support for your NEET youtube life

See

Have sex

>poorfag outs himself

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legit mental illness. imagine being this excited over a fucking flick. what a miserable life...

They let you pick between two twins or a queen you retard. It’s the standard everywhere.

I'm 32 and at this point I wish I could get this excited about anything.

Why are you giving this literal söy attention?

Lolcows are fun dummy

>he unboxes Switch games
youtube.com/watch?v=-OCRKbweLYM

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He's a complete package.

respect for not deleting in shame

they've normalized infantil behaviour and autism

if you do not support manchildren and their autism you're a sexist raciss and you belong on /pol/ with all the incels in the world

right l*ddit?

OH NO NO NO NO NO
HOW WILL SHITCHLETS EVER RECOVER?

I've been to plenty of resorts in my yout and as an adult, and they definitely have both two and one bed rooms.

Some rooms are, some aren't. They would obviously have rooms with a single bed for couples too.

I fucking hate star wars.For me its worse than capeshit. Just end it.

Not him but I curl up next to the BULL's feet like a dog.

Crying over a Star Wars trailer, is like crying over a McDonalds or Coca Cola ad. Fuck off.

Average LL funposter right here.

I just realized this is me as a 10 year old and I'm glad I actually grew out of this... whatever it is like 99% of male population

we made it guys!

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He looks so familiar. I'm trying to place him

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dude, it's clearly a guy from Oz tv series

I mean sometimes it is the only room left

Have sex.

Wow bro just goes to show that we really DO live in a society bro. Very telling indeed

What the fuck is this?

Americans ruined the internet

What are those scars? AIDS?

My wife are very happy but I get so fucking hot at night she'll sleep on the couch a few times a week to let me have the bed. On those nights, to help me sleep, she always "tucks me in" before we part ways for the night.

>tfw my girlfriend always refuses to share a bed with me when we go on holiday
>her excuse is literally 'We pull the sheets off as we move away from each other in the night, it would be rude to make the maids do extra work because of our little quirks'
>even though making 2 fucking beds is extra work
>feel really bad for this guy because of this
>she cheats on me when we go on holiday, I am 99% certain of this
>last time we went on a weekend trip to London, had separate beds as always
>I wanted to visit the Natural History Museum but she didn't so I went alone, she told me to 'return at 8pm at the absolute earliest'
>when I got back she was in her nightgown, in bed, really smiley and happy
>started asking me what i saw
>told her they had the skeletons of some ancient sea reptiles on the walls and it was really call, for example the Plesiosaurus
>she said 'Yeah I feel PLEASED and Oh So Sore-us if I get nailed on the wall for long enough' and giggled
>we hadn't had sex in a year at that stage
>she was also texting and giggling the whole trip
>has at least 2 ex boyfriends from London (one is black of course)

At least I didn't cry at the dinosaur skeletons.

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Unironically? As anons age and their lives aren't shaping up the way they want to, they become more and more bitter, hence the memes become edgier.

I know what’s more pathetic, obsessing over some basedmale on the internet

got a higher res one?

>all this in the present tense

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ty for the new wallpaper image user

>"no one is ever really gone."

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>>we hadn't had sex in a year at that stage
What the fuck kind of a relationship is this? Are you 50 years old? Pull yourself together man.

it's an american thing, you guys are not the only ones on this planet so don't generalize

if this is true user, pull yourself together ffs
be a fucking man, as silly as that sounds

Based, look at the potato boys seethe

all these zoomers grew up on other children like LeafyIsHere who all they do is cringe at other wastes of society to make them feel better

So glad all the funny people left and now we have to deal with faggots like this

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Leave her seriously. Just be cold and brave and leave. She will leave you eventually anyway

cope

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you deserve better user

/pol/ ruined the internet forever

he really doesn't.
I don't act to be some alpha but if my wife cheated on me I would leave her ass in a second. He probably married some whore and he's paying the price - he is the guy who married the girl everyone fucked, it's his fault. would never do that, even if it meant I'll be alone.

Why does he have 2 single beds in his room, ie a twin?

No, he doesn't.
It's one thing to be a gullible idiot like It's another thing to be well aware of the situation and perpetuate it.

>All the betas hurling it around
it's 100% women who use "incel" and "virgin" as insults
women who think they're not even bigger sexual failures than a virgin male, despite having opened their legs for over a dozen different men
that's right sluts, because a virgin male can get laid and become a success in the future
you can never be a sexually successful woman after years of promiscuity

Incel cope.
We all know you two are incels and the only affirmation are other incels.

Incel reply
>being an incel on /pol/ that larps as a Catholic on the rest of Yea Forums
This truly is the height of manliness

It isnt hard to get with a 5 or below. Not at all.