Any films about adults who missed developmental milestones and killed themselves as 30 year old incels?

>a guy teases a girl so she sneaks out of her parents home to get fingerblasted in her car
Why are white people like this?
Why

Filthy dirty nigger
Based chaste POC

>I can't get that cute little fucker out of my head
who says that

>a guy teases a girl
It's two fags actually.

fags, this post was obviously made by a gay homosexual as my pastor calls them

>adults who missed developmental milestones
Literally what can you do about this? Is it even possible to recover? No mid 20's woman wants to waste time with some guy who has less experience with women than a 15 year old boy.

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>Shut up
>Make me
Is this actually good flirting? Can I use this?

it's reddit so you know it's a discord tranny larp

If you're a cute boy or a Chad, sure

Cope incels. It's a girl.

oh gosh is that the sort of thign they would say to each other? :3

I mean as long as they repent right before they die they’re good right?

innate degeneracy

>762 comments
society really can't come back from where it's at now

Yeah if you’re joking around and teasing her and she says shut up. But make sure it’s playful and not any hint of serious.

I really can't think of an easy solution other than getting a whore to teach you. Other options involve finding a similarly chaste girl, a golddigger if you're rich or pray you get lucky and find some woman into younger guys who wants to be dominant and learn too, but that's a needle in a haystack.

>cope. deep inside your heart you know it's true.
>Cope incels. It's a girl.

No teen writes "cute little fucker" about a boy her age, and "make out" and "one thing led to another" are also an adult's turn of phrase. Also, a girl who sneaks out of the house at 1:00AM has friends to boast to, she doesn't need attention from reddit. Finally, a boy who drives to a girl's house at 1:00 AM probably wants more than a kiss.

You're autistic if you think it wasn't written by either a cat lady who likes YA fiction, or your weird uncle rubbing his crotch as he imagines a wholesome gir's burgeoning passion.

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You know it

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What kind of girl posts this to Reddit? That's honestly quite weird, all the girls I know would just gossip to each other privately about their hookups.

Making out is kinda tedious

this guy knows his reddit

Cope. You know it's true. Otherwise that account wouldn't have such a history in that subreddit.

Zoomers write like that now gramps

Holy shit cope. It's okay to admit that you missed out on all this. Take the blackpill, we incels will always be here to support you.

It is possible, but depends on the reasons why you're single. I never had sex until last year with my current girlfriend (I'm 27 now), who knew about my lack of experience and everything else when she met me. I never lied about anything, specially about being kind of a weirdo. Though I'm not an incel type of weird, I'm really sociable and I have a lot of really good friends, men and women, I just never met anyone who motivated me to get into a relationship, and I never wanted to get into one because I felt lonely (or horny) because that's doomed to fail. Anyway, good luck with that user. Just be you, the meme is real, just be you, be confident, own your weird shit.

I wish a teenage girl would kiss me :(
>guess I'll have to settle for these old roasties

you can get with desperate single moms who see sex as a means to keep a provider around and not something done for their own pleasure

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>Otherwise that account wouldn't have such a history in that subreddit.

Yeah, people never tell lies for years on the internet, except the ones pretending to be hot flirty girls, geniuses, tough guys, military veterans, millionaires etc

Look, it's okay that you missed out on all these experiences in high school. We incels welcome you with open arms and we want to support you.

Take the blackpill.

No it's not possible to recover. You can never be normal. Your options are to become an alcoholic, try to work and make money for yourself because there's nothing else to do, or sudoku. Even if you settle for a roastie you will never be normal now. May as well shouldn't bother.

>Literally what can you do about this? Is it even possible to recover? No mid 20's woman wants to waste time with some guy who has less experience with women than a 15 year old boy.

How would she tell? If she puts out it's like she hasn't had multiple guys who couldn't get hard, or who cummed in 30 seconds.

>I'm really sociable and I have a lot of really good friends, men and women

So you're a normie then. Fuck off to rebbit and never return

youtube.com/watch?v=coJjo3NmAEI

It's literally over.

She probably looks down on sluts, like she's not going to become one in a couple months.

You need to hunt for similarly inexperienced women, in 29 and my girlfriend is 23 and when we met she was a virgin.

>Other options involve finding a similarly chaste girl

May as well have put "win the lottery" as an option too.

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Lmao

You'd be surprised. Look for girls from conservative backgrounds, or lower your standards looking for uggos and femcels. It's not impossible, look at the post above yours.

She climbed down from her window at 1AM, user. She's looking at sluts at eye level now.

Did you read the part where I said I never had sex until 26? No "normie" I know has ever been through something like that. Not every virgin is a filthy incel or socially awkward person. Which was the point of the user I was responding to, I guess. I missed a lot of developmental "milestones" and I still turned out OK. I never "partied" until I was in my 20s and I dropped out of college twice while in my early twenties. I'm now back at university and it's been pretty cool too. Don't be so bitter, people like you seem to get hard by being so "different" and "edgy", it's like you don't want things to get any different.

>These incels desperately coping

what does it mean when a girl says your cute in your 20s?
i really dont understand it. when i think of cute i just think of little cutesie shit like a puppy. but apparently ops pic suffices cute for kissable

i've been called cutemost of my life. maybe i am cute. last time i was at the dentist the kinda attractive dental assistant called me cute when she thought i couldn't hear her

>tfw experienced this feel with a girl once
>too much of a sperg to ever achieve it again

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I have, none of them are chaste. You can't even find women with a partner count of 3 or lower anymore.

My man, you're not a teenager. You may be lacking in experience but you will still provide a much better performance than a 15 year old.

>28
>literally never had any kind of sexual experience

im probably fine right

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"Cute" is a terrible word that is consistently abused and I hate it. That being said, it means you're good-looking.

thanks user :)
heres some whore titties

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Virgin idiots ITT dont realize this:
UGLY PEOPLE FUCK TOO
YOU CANT SEE POSTERS ON REDDIT
THIS GIRL IS PROBABLY 200+ LBS
THIS DUDE GAVE HER ATTENTION
THIS DUDE IS PROBABLY UGLIER THAN YOU
EVERY TIME YOU SEE THIS SHIT JUST REMEMBER YOU CAN'T SEE THE POSTER
IF ONLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE FUCKED THERE WOULD BE NO UGLY PEOPLE
UGLY PEOPLE HAVE FUCKED AND BRED FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS
THEYRE NOT SPECIAL. YOU'RE NOT DEFICIENT.
That's all bros. Never let down your standards for ugly gash. Virginity is better than banging chunkers and uggos.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IM A 23 SOON TO BE 24 YEAR OLD VIRGIN IVE NEVER FLIRTED WITH A GIRL KIDS A DECADE YOUNGER THAN ME HAVE MORE EXPERIENCE WITH WOMEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

29 here. You're not, I'm probably not going to make it through another year. It's no big deal, though, not everyone makes it.

they can smell it user, like dogs smell fear.

i aint even ugly or anything, just severely closed off. not sure how to fundamentally change my personality. its like i was born without the talk to girls gene.

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"Whatever" (1999)

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I'm 22 and only banged one chick. Doesn't get much worse than that

>femcels
Literally no such thing.

Fuck off normalnigger

I'm gonna cut my throat and bleed out in the shower.

whats a discord tranny? like, i understand what a tranny is but why is the 'discord' qualifier used so frequently?

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I was a virgin with one kiss under my belt at 24 when I got with my wife who was likewise a one kiss virgin at 19

theyre out there, just as homebound as you, you just have to find them

>Male
>Height is 5'3
>Had moderate-severe acne from ages 13-22
>Hair loss started at 20.
>Works at family's business, never meets anyone new.
>Face is a 6/10 on a good day
>No friends
>No social skills
>25 year old kissless virgin

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trannies congregate on discord and post threads to derail together

THE TASTE OF HIS CHERRY CHAPSTICK
honestly femcels should kill themselves. I'm not even gay and I've made out with more boys than they have.

>try to work and make money for yourself because there's nothing else to do
My plan tbqh. Waifuism is nice, at least.

Crash society with no survivors once the boomers die out

>not sure how to fundamentally change my personality
That's what the people who say "things will get better" can never understand. If you're so fundamentally broken, there's really no way to just fix literally everything about yourself. It's like trying to build a house with no tools or materials, and also without any hands.

29 here also. Probably not gonna make it to wizardhood. When you reach 28/29 you ascend to another level of hopelessness and despair beyond anything you've experienced prior. It's as if your brain chemistry changes from too many years of isolation

I wish I could start all over.

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Patricians know aloe vera chapstick is the way to go

at least they are parked

fellow severe acne brother

we never had a chance

Discord is a messaging website/app. Think of a mixture of Skype with Kik or Whatsapp, free to use. There, people create groups around themes. Originally, it was meant to be about gaming (I think) but people create groups about whatever the fuck they want. And there are some crazy trannies that reunite there and try to derail threads here, I'm sure someone has the screencaps

whats with you faggot redditors and your stupid insults
>cope
>incel
>have sex
i hope you all catch aids

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holy shit

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What have you done to improve yourself today? What will you do tomorrow?

row row fight the power

tfw no gf

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I’m so glad I got a gf when I was 17, I can’t fathom how terrible my life would be without her.

cope

You can

deadlifts. break day

Not him but
>tfw missed out on teenage love due to severe cystic acne
>didnt take accutane until I was 20
>cant "take a compliment" whenever a w*man says/implies I'm attractive now
>severely socially/intimately stunted as a result

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i don't know that feel
having a girl is so easy that it becomes boring

I'd rather be a helpless cripple with a qt gf over a virgin able-bodied loser.

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yeah the 10 extra years of 0 experience I had on that kid sure will help a lot buddy. Jesus normies really don't understand how fucked the situation is.

28 was when I made my last-ditch effort to approach a woman (one of my co-workers). Naturally, she wasn't interested, and even took to avoiding even looking in my direction from that point forward. Really confirmed everything I had suspected about my deficiencies for years. I swear it's as if people know something's wrong with me just by looking at me.

Fuck off himblebragger nodmalfaggot

Does it matter?

Is it worth it at this point to make some hail mary attempt at achieving what chad receives for free as his baseline existence?
I used to do the /fit/ shit. Got abs and decent arms. Got a haircut. Found a girl and literally just did a fucking chad impression to keep her interested. It was like a goddamn performance every time I talked to her. She told me about the guys she fucked in the past and I just couldnt even justify it. I cant justify putting in the effort for something chad got for free with zero effort. I dont care. Fuck it all.

Stupid dumb phoneposter scum.

>developmental milestones
i lost my virginity ar 8 and didnt felt any different afterwards. its just one big meme.

>bumping a reddit thread
you guys deserve every bad feeling you have

Who here no longer has
>tfwngf
because they know it's pointless to get your first gf in your late twenties and the real issue is you missed on on teen love and no gf will ever fix that now

You weren’t living for yourself, you knew this and kept going.

my strategy is to look as old as I can in order to avoid such awkwardness. At age 18 I looked like I was out of college and in the workforce. People ask less questions there.

same. i wish i could move on already but i guess this is actually my life.

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Ok so outside of some Buddhist self-actualization, what motivating factor is there to life without companionship?

Where is the bait on the hook that justifies the bite?

If you find out let me know. I’m 42 but still hanging on even though my thoughts are on suicide about 50% of the time

Cool gadgets and gizmos bro. Make money for your boss to get a nice house bro

Yea Forums is truly the reddit board

there is none other than the fear of death

not shaving helps, in addition not sleeping and frowning a lot

damn i'm 30 and look like i am in college it's pretty cool but sucks because i never been to college and haven't worked in years

Don't feel bad senpai.

I only kissed one girl in highschool and she made the first move and everything.

Didn't get laid until my last month of college.

Then between the ages of 24-26 I fucked around 14 girls.

Honestly Lloyd Banks said it best,

"I never got the girl I wanted, I only got the girls who wanted me"

No real advice on how to recover other than it just happens.

I'm in a relationship now of two years and I hate it. I would kill to be single again.

>the negress skulking in the background

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Male friendship is pretty nice, desu. Camaraderie isn't romantic, but it's still nice.

Not him but the only reason I'm still here is because I believe in the Bible and I'm still hoping that all this suffering is somehow part of God's master plan to set up some huge payoff. That, and theologians can't agree on whether or not suicide sends you to Hell. If I could somehow know for sure that I could kill myself and go to Heaven, I'd be dead today. Right now I pray every day to God to kill me and just use that for whatever big divine purpose He wants.

Fuck I'm so lonely guys ;_;