Can you actually fall asleep like this?

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if i was super comfortable with the girl, yes. but i would sweat my ass off.

I do this with dudes all the time. Men are comfy

i cant even fall asleep the way the woman is laying. no possible way i could sleep on top of her tits unless i was shitfaced or on drugs

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face in tits? of course. Tits are super fucking comfy

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No because I have a sleep fetish and would be wide awake waiting for her to fall asleep so I can grope her

When you're in love you sort of merge with your girlfriend and become one...

My Chinese gf likes to wrap her legs around me when we sleep.

I don't know which one I want to be more.

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yeah but you'll probably get pretty hot

No, I don't care what anyone says. Cuddling is uncomfortable, it makes your arm tired and women produce so much fucking body heat. I have no idea how they're always cold because they radiate heat like you're sleeping with a hot coal.

based

My sister and I fall asleep cuddling plenty of times when we watch movies.
Yesterday we fell asleep watching the Two Towers.

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Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

yes, it is extremely comfy, especially when your wife has big tits like my wife

It'd be way less comfy for her. Guys are heavy.

Always expect this everytime the thread is made.

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Spooning is your friend.

Don't get any weird ideas, it's just something we've done since we were kids.

You can just have her rest her head on your chest, it's how me and my sister do it.

yeah its pretty comfy if you're the one laying on someone's chest, otherwise it's kind uncomfortable until you doze off

>Don't get any weird ideas, it's just something we've done since we were kids.

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Amelie made me believe that love was real....

...until the movie stopped and the real world kicked in...

Yeah, we've watched movies together since we were kids.
My father forced us to spend time together when we were kids because we didn't get along and we constantly got into fights, and in the end watching movies together ended up helping us get closer.
No reason to drop it either, it's really comfy and we have similar tastes in movies.

yeah, the watching movies with your sister isn't the weird part buddy.

Absolutely based lad

How does she feel about the erections?

What is it?
If it's the cuddling, it's just because it's really comfortable.
Plus, her bed isn't too wide.

I don't get any.
If you don't have a sister, you just don't feel that way about your siblings.
I guess it's similar to how a father feels towards his daughter, you don't feel actually attracted to her unless you have an incest fetish or something.

Only if you're very trusting and comfortable with the other person and you're someone who can sleep in many positions. I can only fall asleep lying a few ways and cuddling in real life isn't as nice and cozy as it is in fiction. It gets hot and sticky or clammy and uncomfortable and there's always some limb that's in the wrong spot or uncomfortable. This shit is a meme. Maybe some people can enjoy it but I never could for long.

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>If it's the cuddling, it's just because it's really comfortable.
>Plus, her bed isn't too wide.

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based

i used to sleep on my ex gf's ass

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I'm so fucking lonely goddamnit! I need a girl to hold me

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based

>They can't have sex

THANK YOU BASED GOD FOR THIS

based

there's something wrong with her, right? Like, she has pet rats and shit. There has to be a name for it.

I like to imagine a girl sleeping on me like that webm and after Im done crying, I fall asleep

Nurturing

Maybe she's a christian or a mormon girl.

She's a mommygf, they're out there just gotta look really hard.

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>had gf where we would fall asleep like this
>broke up
>she slept over once after break up
>fucked my head when took my hand and put it under her shirt but wouldn't let me fuck her
why?

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fuck i sleep like this

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fucking ron weasley?!

blimey

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Heh that sure looks comfy its not like I want that or anything

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this

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i have

and i probably never will

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I'm so cold and dead

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The smile sold my boner. So cute.

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I love gently stroking her cheek as she breathes on my chest. So good.

Friendly reminder that she doesn't wash her vagoo so he is likely infected with 10 different STDs.

Got more cuddle webms?

Have Sex.

Imagine if she did that to your face haha

I can't fall asleep in any position but on my side with my arm under the pillow

I bet she wasn't even scripted to be naked, it's just Eva Green insisted on having her tits out again

wow, had a very similar experience to this. uncool stuff

i know this exact feel user

Honestly the sound of someone else's heartbeat really freaks me out. My brain can't tell the difference and thinks that my own heartbeat is so fucking loud that I can hear it that well, so I freak out and think I have a heart problem.

homo

What happens if you get an erection in a situation like this?
Are you allowed to?
Or will she go "eeww gross get out you pervert!"?
Or you stop getting erections so easily after you have sex?
Are women doing this on purpose to give men erections?
I guess not, women are too pure for that, aren't they?
the last two sentence are ironic but I unironically believed that 3 years ago and I'm a 39 year old virgin

>mfw have absolutely no desire for f*male attention
>mfw this allows me to strike back at the roastie menace without any repercussions
remember lads, period jokes really get under their skin.

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Yes.

Dude, you've likely just fucked the woman. She won't worry about an erection that's already been inside her. You could even go for another round. Also I'm sorry.

Is that the jewish guy from Mad Men?

Have sex Incel

here's a very simple truth to life. If a woman puts herself in a position to feel your boner, she's essentially ok with it. Granted there are few exceptions like is the woman your sister, is the woman not a woman and actually a kid who literally pure, etc.

yes, the guy from superstore.

no wonder you're such a shithead user

Anyone else find it WAY fuckin easier to fall asleep when you're next to a gf in bed? I lay awake tossing and turning on my own, but if there's someone else in bed it's like the best sleep medication in the world.

Some women's asses are like big pillows, you can't help but fall asleep on them.

That shits the best. Then you wake up and fuck her again.

>there are people itt who have never had this basic level of intimacy with a woman
Have cuddles.

So if this woman is my woman friend from university or a woman friend from my old job who hugs me tight and presses her boobs and crotch against my body hard is she ok to feel my boner?
some of these women I don't see anymore

>Have cuddles.
It's literally easier to have sex than have cuddles.
>want sex
>pay
>have sex

>want cuddles
>???

>there are few exceptions like is the woman your sister
if your sister is spooning with you half naked in your bed, she's still definitely ok with your boner. this is not something that normal, non-incestuous siblings ever do.

>he has never experienced a womens touch... how pathetic...

how monumentally autistic are you that you think a public display of brief affection towards someone you're familar with is even comparable to a woman snuggling half naked with you in bed post-coitus, or that you would even get an erection in public under those circumstances in the first place?

>I'm the final boss of virgins
>no woman has ever seen me sexually

Unironically this

Yes, because I fall asleep hugging my blanket and I wake up still hugging it.

if they're doing that long enough for you to get an erection they can feel, then yeah, they're probably ok with it.

i would sweat too because being near girls is scary

>how monumentally autistic
A lot I guess, I'm sorry, I read what I wrote and it was very stupid, I'm really sorry but I'm a permavirgin so it checks out

I am so sorry, user. It's not fair to live 39 years and not experience the full extent of human intimacy.

Immediately after sex yes. But you eventually wake up in the middle of the night and move over.

>or that you would even get an erection in public under those circumstances in the first place?
I remember I used to get boners off my first girlfriend at a Trader Joes when she would back her butt into me to show me some stupid organic food.

No, I don't like this. Also I don't like spooning. I like it when the girl is on my chest, but most of the time it gets too hot.

best mommy

Stay pure brother,
This world was not made for us, but we were meant for greater things.

sounds like she was intentionally trying to get you to pop a boner in public. girlfriends enjoy doing that kind of thing. it's not the same as a woman who happens to have breasts hugging you briefly in greeting.

Life must be hell for older virgins. Even when they do get a gf they'll have the sexual maturity of a 16 year old. It's insane to think how much control and nuance I've picked up along the way since my first gf. They have spent all these years learning next to fucking nothing about the game. Then they finally get a pass and get to play, and it's expected that they'll be playing at the level of a 30-40 year old. That must be brutal.

Not even gonna lie, I am going to be voluntarily celibate until the day I die.

The worst thing is that superficially I seem normal and well adjusted.
I can fake social interactions pretty good as long as actual intimacy is not involved.
I can even tell jokes that are nice and even smile around people on their jokes and interactions.
Of course when a woman starts touching me (because I understand that women feel the need to touch you when they feel comfortable around you) my whole act starts crumbling down and I start getting the shakes, the speech impediment and the red face and sweating.
I don't know what women think of me after that but I'm sure it's not something good, I'm objectively creepy, think uncanny valley.

i dunno but my girl says she can't breathe when i get on top of her and put all my height on her chest so I'm sure she couldn't handle this

>voluntarily

Okay incel. Sure. Whatever you say...

>Can you actually fall asleep like this?
If you didn't know intense sex is tiring.

What movie is this ?

That's why they're cold user. The difference between external and internal temperature.

>they'll have the sexual maturity of a 16 year old
I'm a 39 year old virgin and I agree. I know that mentally and sexually I have the maturity and experience of a 15 year old, probably less.
Women at my age can easily have 10 or 15 year old kids, clearly they don't want an immature 39 year old with the mental state of a 15 year old.

This is the best way to sleep. My current gf didn't like it at first because she has sensitive nipples, and just lightly touching them gets her riled up, but now she'll move my hand under her shirt if we are spooning so she can feel my heartbeat on her boob.

yes, sex is exhausting

>have platonic female friends because you already aren't a thirsty beta
>watch a movie or whatever
>cuddle with friend
As easy as that, don't even need a gf to get cuddles

shhh, stop shitposting the poor virgins. their self esteem is already at the bottom.

>voluntarily

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Shouldn't they be more sweaty and red-faced after sex??
How you deal with the cum situation?

>Between.Us.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT
It's in the video metadata, git gud

you will get to reincarnate and find true love,

I hate sharing my bed. Every girlfriend I had I made them sleep on a air bed beside mine or on the couch.

Unironically its quite difficult. Women can easily and love it but it took me over a year and a few proper exhausted nights to sleep while in contact with someone.

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Nah its fine. I was 27. Theres actually very little nuance involved. Sex is easy.

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Thanks user

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same

>give man a fish and feed him for a day
>teach him to fish and feed him for a lifetime

>copy video url
>curl URL -O
>ffprobe -i VIDEO.WEBM

this except im not in the bed but in the hallway

I'm 38 and you're too goddamn retarded to live a normal life
I'm disgusted to even reply to your shitposting weeaboo sheltered videogame logic

>Can you actually fall asleep like this?
No, it gets really hot.

All I can think of when seeing this is that webm from a Russian show where the guy has this, but then he wakes up to being shouted at by his mother in a grim commie block.

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That's so bad for your neck.

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>mfw I want to be the little spoon just once.

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>Hair in your face
>one arm awkwardly under her neck and it cuts off circulation.
>body heat makes it stupid hot
>can't get head in a comfortable position cause her back is in the way.

Cuddling is unbelievably overrated. Its nice for like 5 minutes and then you realize how uncomfortable you are. I could never fall asleep in cuddle positions. I always need to roll over with my back to the girl. However, being little spoon is nice if you can get over all the soiboi memes.

why not just get a fucking hooker at this point?
>b-but i dont care about sex i just want someone to love me
stop being a faggot and get your dick wet

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I've fallen asleep with my girlfriend on top of me like that, but not the other way around.

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based and breadpilled

YIKES

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I just want to be loved.

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>look at profile pic
>fat, lipstick wearing, femanist glasses and drawn on eyebrows
Yep checks out.

that would piss me off.

Only acceptable way is wife sleeping on my chest (arm can be over me as well), or I spoon her.

If neither, then don't fucking touch me.

Little spoon is for feminine fags.

>23
>zero physical contact with females in that time
>the mere thought of a girl in a room with me 1 on 1, which has never happened, non sexually makes me cease functioning
>still get a sense of immense loss watching these webms

What cursed existance is this? What force would condemn an individual to such a purgatory, eternal craving for something they fear and are incapable of

JDIMSA

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So since "white women are out of your league", is she implying asian women are inferior than white?

Well no one would've screencapped it if it was a girl who looked like Elizabeth Turner saying that shit. It wouldn't suit the agenda very well.

Its God's punishment to us for abandoning him I think.

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I'm working towards that
I'm trying to find a job again and a place of my own to get out of my parents basement
I went to some interviews and I'm waiting results
If I succeed I will go to a hooker
Right now it's impossible

>don't talk to us, don't date us
>stop talking to other women
What's wrong with them?

You can do incalls where you go to their place mate.

I fucking hate cuddling when I'm trying to sleep. Them sort of hugging my arm while I lay on my back is as far as I'll go. Human bodys are hot as fuck.

*chair clattering*

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>Women don't actually know what they want and just run off emotion.
What a revelation.

How am I going to explain to my parents where I go?
How can I explain why I go out late and why I return late?
How can I explain why I take a batch before going out and a bath after I return?
In my current situation it's impossible

>end of the day
>tired as fuck
>gf wants to cuddle and keeps rubbing my body and tries to slip her tongue in and french kiss when we kiss

Bitch fuck off its 1am and i'm tired and have to be up for work in like 6 hours

Mate you're not 14. You dont need to tell mummy and daddy where yam off to.

Cuddling is nice but it can get pretty uncomfortable. Not to mention really warm really fast. But man early in the morning with a window cracked open and the comforters halfway with your head against her chest listening to her heartbeat. It was honestly the best part of falling asleep for me.

Is nobody going to talk about the fact that he pushed the spider into his eyeball?

I just want a qt grill to hold me bros, god fucking damn it

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>the mere thought of a girl in a room with me 1 on 1, which has never happened, non sexually makes me cease functioning
You don't talk to women at work 1-1?

>takes my screencap
>even saves it under the same filename i came up with
>is a lonely faggot loser
You are a faggot who deserves to be alone.

Cheers mate.

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its fucking insane how much that actor looks like the lip guy from shameless us

This. With my gf of 3 years, I could never fall asleep like this. Her subtle movements and breathing would keep me awake

don't worry bros, it's not that great.

Being in my 20s while having the sexual maturity of a 16 year old was actually something that girls loved about me. When I finally did lose my virginity it was magical as fuck and the girl said she loved how into it I was, since most guys my age are just going through the motions with sex. Same when I finally got my first girlfriend, I had those high school romance butterflies the whole time and she said it was the most loved she had felt since her own teenage years. Pretty much every girl I've been with now said something similar, and funnily enough they say it less and less as I get more experience, since I guess the magic is starting to wear out for me. So having the sexual maturity of a 16 year old isn't a bad thing in my experience, quite the opposite.

>this entire thread

its all a cruel joke

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you have no personality of your own
thats why you are alone and loveless you loser

Based and redpilled.

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OK Chang

The best post and words to live by.

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Guarentee those girls were cucking you for chad and keeping you around as the "cute" emotionally supportive beta.

if you rent a hotel room you can shower there, its not that hard honestly. i think you lack a bit of imagination, improvisation or problem solving skills in general

I just want a Christian gf
I'll legit keep it for her until marriage

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I make sure to scowl at everyone so i never become cuddled. First it's niceties and soon i have to consider someone else, you enjoy yourselves buddies.

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i watched them all

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i wouldn't advise it

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This

No sleep for the wicked

This.
Thank you and God bless you.

>quad 4s
>no replies

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I know this picture and it's painful to read

incels are born of free spirit we were born to be free thinking and sentient. we don't need to reproduce because we are the latest model, no need to upgrade

no... it's true 4k

No. I can't even lie close to my gf because it gets too hot.

>this place is the last bastion of purity in 2k19
honk, honk

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Based i will stay a virgin until marriage

I'm a loser who spends all of his time on video games and has Dota posters and Tekken weeaboo statues in my home. I had a girl come over and I was a mumbling. awkward mess but she thought that was cute. I ended sucking her breasts and fingering her but didn't go all the way because she was too drunk and I didn't want to risk it, besides I would've probably ejaculated in five seconds.

I have an ok face though so maybe that's what makes it.

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Incel here.
Sex is fine but sleeping together is disgusting. What if I take a shit afterwards and it smells badly in the bathroom and she forever associates us having sex with the smell of shit? Or, even worse, what if she takes a shit afterwards?
Also, I fart a lot in bed.
Nah, she should go home after sex.

Have you fucked yet?

I can't reply to myself, user.

Nope, never will.

a real man isn't worried about a few stinky shits and you're gonna be dealing with a butt load of shit smell when you anal her

>anal
anal is gay in general
but yeah sex is stinky sticky dirty and smelly
literally don't put pussy on a pedestal
women are humans too
they are smelly and stinky, maybe more than men
they fart too

Don't stick your penis in her pooper unless you want a nasty UTI

not me i like to curl up on one side in fetal position w my back to them. Tried it a few times but its too hot and sweaty to sleep and you dont wanna move cause itll be awkward etc

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thats how i sleep. I have to be lying on my left arm.

sometimes I fall asleep in my wife arms like this. Its pretty good.

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>I will stay a virgin

Ftfy

>ywn have a girl jump on you this enthusiastically
Only one in this thread to get me.

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Based Abrahamic brethren.

they don't want to fuck you, but they still want to control you. they hate the idea of other women coming in and stealing white woman property.

>Work
I see you're new here.

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

I had a job and I talked to women plenty
I talked to women a lot in university a lot
I helped them and explained to them the stuff they couldn't understand
Some of them even touched me
>I will never forget when she touched my leg
>we were standing side by side in the library studying
>another time we were sitting across each other drinking coffee
>she was wearing flip flops and she touched my leg with her bare feet and she smiled at me
I'm still a virgin though

Woke af

Only when I pass out from drinking which is every night because my cow of a wife got ugly and fat after I put a ring on it.

Yes but only if she has big enough milkers

Nah we cuddle but after a while we separate to go to sleep. sometimes i'll wake up with her arm or leg on top of me but thats about it.

Absolutely based

F-fuck you cunt

Could have, and still could if I really wanted to, fuck my former best friend's ex-girlfriend, plus it's not like prostitution doesn't exist, and I have had multiple women grope me, tell me they wanted me, ect at bars before.

But you know what, all that shit would make me human garbage if I were to succumb to the urge in that way, put me to the same level where humanity is right now, which is to say most people are just following their base desires and only those desires in life, in the twilight zone between sentient and not quite sapient. Not to say everyone is like that, but that is where the trend is heading, and I have no issue with saying I hate it and will have no part in it. It is too late for me marry in the proper way, and that no longer interests me as I have learned to control and harness my sexual energy toward pursuits I consider better in life.

The real reason for this post is to be a beacon of light in a world of darkness for those who are hurting from a society that has turned one of the most sacred of an act humans can do, the union of two souls to create a new soul into being, into a commodified husk that is claimed to be no more special than reliving one's bowels, and a modern slavery that would have everyone in a neverending insatiable quest to be in state of forever-coitus that we were biologically never meant to be in.

delet this thread immediately

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These 'incels', you so much love to deject with a word that has no real meaning other than someone whose way of living, upbringing, morals, and experiences are probably vastly different than yours and in general society's expectations of normal, have a choice that is to either continue living under the shackles of a term that has no true meaning but still causes mental anguish or reject it in favor of personal healing and purpose in a world full of muck covered souls. I am not claiming to have any answers, because each souls journey is different, for what ever reason those who have been labeled by others or themselves as incels just have two commonalities: virginity/lack of sex and pain and a very long spectrum of reasons as to why that may be, but the sooner they learn that virginity/no sex is not at all a bad thing and that pain can be healed if the sources are found and treated. For many I believe this pain comes from rejection and non-acceptanance from this modern society and culture, and to that I say reject this modern muck world which only seeks to corrupt physically, morally, and spiritually. For me it was the spiritual path that lead to freedom from the pain, to finally find peace through a connection to the source of all, the one eternal from which all flows. Like I said everyone's path is different, they may indeed after coming to terms and finding healing find someone who truly loves them and live happily ever after, but can you really say that is likely to happen, to either them or even anybody else in this day and age or the foreseeable future. Again, all I have to say to anybody plagued by 'inceldom', you can either accept societies claim of who you are and try to conform to those ideals to wallow in muck with the others who make themselves beast to desires, or you can try to make yourself into a human with a soul and pursuits of your own creation. The choice was always yours, don't let others define you.

HELL YEAH YOU CAN

Yeah right. You're just too chickenshit to go through with it, and making up excuses later like you're some ascended monk.

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>tfw I cuddle my bf wearing nothing but my pantsu
>tfw secure in his arms and nuzzling him softly
>tfw it isn't gay because i'm a cute petite femmy twink with long curly har

feels good lads

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> it's better to have loved and lost than not love at all
FUCK OFF YOU STUPID CUNT HAVING AN EX I WAS GENUINELY IN LOVE WITH IS AWFUL

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munchausen syndrome

>it's better to have loved and lost than not love at all
This is true though. Be happy. Atleast you found out how being alive felt like that.

based and god bless

>no roonroon gf

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Your breakup got to have been pretty recently I take it. I was in the same situation some time ago. Felt like absolute shit for about a solid year. Spent hours every day fantasizing about getting back together and such etc and then getting a lump in my stomach every time I realized it was never gonna happen. Fact is you're still gonna love her years later, that ain't going away. She is always gonna have a part of you that you simply ain't getting back. It's just the way it is man, so don't let it bother you. Clench your teeth and ignore it. My best advice for you is that, when you feel up to it and start looking for another partner, don't look for a replacement for the one you lost. Stop looking for similarities. Because of you do no one you meet is going to measure up to the one you had. Eventually you will find someone that you fall in love with, whether it's at first sight or someone you spend time with and slowly grow into. Brain chemistry will do the rest of the job and the truly bad feels will go away.

I thought it was going to be easy moving on. But reading your post I now understand more the mentality I need to cope.

God I wish I were the girl ITT.

Yes
t. chad

i can
but i'm not an incel

thunderpants?

based and redpilled

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No, the rare occasions I've cuddled with an actual girl I can't fucking sleep

i can, but there's no pressure, it's my friends girl.

I don't think so. I can't even sleep with my cat on top of me, it makes it hard to breath.

>t. incel

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Yeah, after a good cum you can. Normally more sweaty and only for a few minutes.

this, but I'm outside her house staring in through the window

breathe*
stupid john BOYega

Hell if I know

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shouldnt she be mad?

my Brothers speak true, peace be with you

It's ok if Chad does it.

Good post. I still literally miss my ex from 20 years ago. And I've been married twice.

Yikes, literal christcuck

f-fuck you!!

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Holy shit

ME TOO

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Gets sweaty and uncomfortable so no

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You can set up an appointment at any time, it doesn't have to be at 12:00AM like in the movies

Nah, I'm real sensitive to heat when I'm trying to sleep. I also need to toss and turn quite a bit before I can pass out. Usually end up sleeping back-to-back.

Based and Christpilled

ass to ass

>pre-marital sex is a sin

So are most things we do in life.

you're going to heck.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

this movie didn't hurt this much to watch when i was 18

i feel like eva green is the perfect practice gf.
she'll gladly accept to be your practice gf if you be honest upfront and she'll teach you all the things about having a gf. when you dump her you can still be friends til old age and she'll let you fuck her when you both are single just to remember the old times.

that's a woman's hand.

That's a man watch, no girl would be so uncouth.

huh i guess i have to talk to my therapist

Absolutely right

epic bruh/erection moment

Should've had better genes, shortstack. Your only hope to achieve any amount of sexual value is to trim up and put on a sun dress.

Anyone else have crippling commitment issues after a bad breakup and want nothing to do with women? Phoneposting but imagine I posted a pepe commiting suicide

i'm not feeling too hue hue now
what

Based and redpilled in every way on women, social relationships, marriage, sex and love.

All sex is degenerate and sinful outside of marriage between two individuals who know and love each other.

Good luck convincing her otherwise.

why do I come to these threads?
why did I watched all the webms?
why did I read all the replies?

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It sucks if you sleep on your side with your arm out like I do because she will plop her fucking head right on the main line and you always wake up with your arm completely numb. Wherever you see a happy wife/girlfriend, you ain't paying close attention to the husband/boyfriend remembering the one who got away.

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The ME TOO movement that matters.

dubs of truth, I feel your pain brother

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You really don’t need a chicks validation to make your life. Once you can love yourself, chicks will flock to you, and you’ll soon realize that not only is sex an overrated thing that the insecure love to use to hold some form of power over you; they are all gold digging disloyal hoes who are a waste of any emotional, monetary, and time based commitment who are also incapable of being good future moms in the future due to lacking critical skills and being self absorbed.

But you’ll still be loving yourself the whole time, and if you want you can still have kids without needing them in your life if you have the right amount of money

Imagine the smell.

That will definitely explain your inevitable divorce with her, since she probably has a body count of 10ish and decided to “settle” with you and will never admit this

Haven't seen that one in a hot minute.

I FUCKING HATE CUDDLING

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My busty ex used to sleep topless and hold my head to her cleavage when we slept. Sometimes she'd ask me to suck her nips too. Good times.

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what movie

WHAT MOVIE MAN

>fat feminist pig

D R O P P E D

around here we call that mr. mercedes

>I don't get any.
Not even morning wood? Sleep boners?

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have sex

It's okay user

UGH

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Uh, capt'n
I haven't found shit

What does it feel like to be romantically and sexually desired by a cute girl? do women desire men the same way we desire them?

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no

Somebody hold me.