SNL

who are these cute girls?

>These effeminated gooks

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I hope you guys enjoy BTS, they’re seriously impressive

mean post
i quit

>thumbs up
what did they mean by this?

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It's okay, I actually love Emily Jean and you guys I'm just gently bullying you

deception is NOT okay
i quit

be nice to my boys frens...

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CLAIMED

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Claimed.
source: Emily Stone in Cute! The Frog (2019)

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SNL is old boomer shit

boomer from /pol/ here

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*raises can*
Stay classy brother

what was that Jew bitch
's name? yeah she was funny

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Now claimed

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Julia Louis-Dreyfus?

>episode starring Emily
>no political cold open
Great start already!

M$$NEY FROM SKETCH ONE

It's an Aunt Becky sketch

WHY TWO THREADS REEEEEEE

this one has real thread image

Communication BTFO

>thread made twenty whole minutes later without checking
Good going

what is this nigger shite

WRONG THREAD YOU GOOFBALLS

OP of the other thread here. I did check, but didn't see the right image. There's a fucking reason why the same one is always used.

This one was made first and neither was Capsbro. Also it took me a while to realize this is Keaton.

>LE CRAZY BATMAN ACTOR
GOTTA CLAP

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that assange shilling

You're supposed to ctrl+f snl dumbass. Also I want to fuck that Puerto Rican boi

Homo

oh no, thread wars

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Are those men or women?

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Doesnt this show target millennials now?
I have no idea who the fuck that was. I think they just clapped because they felt compelled to.

WHICH THREAD YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

I deleted the other thread

Reminder that South Korea has “Korean SNL” and its actually funny because the skits are general comedy instead of DRRRRRRRUUUUUUMPF

THIS ONE YOU NIGGER

wtf is that suit?!

dear god

Please don't test sound levels, Emma. PLEASE.

>them legs

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Cripes, all she said was their NAME.

>4-time host

jesus christ

a good chunk of their skits are just lewding korean women. god i miss that show.

Melissa is the hottest Mexican
I swear transracialism is invigorating, like having an endless shot of vitamin b12
It has the opposite effect of transsexualality

this sucks

i want to die

Melissa is the hottest Frog
I swear transspeciesism is invigorating, like having an endless shot of vitamin b12
It has the opposite effect of transsexualality

too skinny

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So what's the demographic like for BTS fans?

Oh Aidy, that outfit does you no favors

this one dipshit

Someone explain why this Korean Pop is popular? I don't know what they're saying and all they do is dance in sync with each other.

Is this just some woman thing from ages 18 to 60 who want fuck them or something?

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When BTS pops up, ima going to have to turn down the volume on my tv.

this one

agreed to you double posting user

Teenage girls.

What I wanna know is if they're American or Korean.

Ugh, Mooney. Emma has terrible taste.

Yeah, I bet she is stinking up the room with her chafed thighs

OMG KYLE IS HERE!!!!

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middle school girls

I usually mute shitty musical guests anyway

Fat girls with bowl cuts

Fuck, that was M$$NEY

who are worse

bts fans or emma stone fans?

MOONEY
IS
MONEY

>Is this just some woman thing from ages 18 to 60 who want fuck them or something?
switch 18-60 with like 12-20 and you're spot on

Kyle Mooney is an underappreciated genius. In 20 years, this era of SNL will be called the Mooney Era and only remembered for being where he got his start.

I want to mouthfuck Emma while she wears that blindfold

Have you ever really craved mcdonalds even though you know it's crap? That's kpop

eastophiles are always worst

I know Dad will be leaving the room.

Who here /Moffat/?

And then Kyle wakes up.

they look more feminine than the women

god SNL is so embarrassing
imagine all the aging suits sitting in a conference room
>hey what do those kids like these days? k-pop and the lalaland? HA! we'll put them on after our boring comedy skits.

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>they're actually bringing back the Posters sketch
kino

So it's salt in music form

>people actually watch this

The acid-tripping movie critic he did on Update last week was pretty funny

do people really watch tv in 2019?
after seeing 2 minutes of ads I'm already sick of this shit

I think you mean /MOONEY/

The poster sketch was funny. Wonder where they go with

pedos

Did they just whitewash Snoop Dogg?

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Danzig?

that felt like it yeah

And they're using stand ins for real celebrities and movies because...?

Its a Post Malone

did they just say the n word

> whites
hurrrr durrrrrrrr

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wow, emma has a really long neck

maileumlee neckkc

Man I wish Capsbro was here to provide caps of Emma

My dad just walked out

fuck your dad

holy shit is this show always bad like this?

F

>SNL

m8 only Sir Graham Norton matters.

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emma turning me on desu

your dad just flew over my house

Holy fuck this show sucks

It's usually worse

This is painful.

Jungkook

I haven't bought clothes in over 10 years

this has been real bad so far

CLAIMED

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HEY FUCK OFF SNL. I WEAR CLOTHING LIKE THAT. :(

holy fuck american women are gross

>implying chicks in those clothes aren't hot

are you me?
>gained 40 lbs over those 10 years and only have two pants that fit me

Adam Sandler?!?!

WE OPERAMAN NEXT WEEK BOYS

This;

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>Adam Sandler
but it's not Thanksgiving or Chanukah, what will he sing about?

>ADAM SANDLER

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Trump

Well, in a few weeks.

Dunno why. He's irrelevant.

Love Korea
HATE Japan

Simple as

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>tfw only wear black tshirts and blue jeans since 2005
I have the same clothes, just bigger cause I gained 40lbs

jungkook buys his clothes in that shop

They look like they fuck white girls

I’m wearing a souvenir t-shirt I got on a 6th grade field trip right now

BASED

start dressing sluttier, also post pics

Poster girl is my favorite Emma SNL character

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shut up

Compared to last season, this has been rough. Especially the last couple weeks

Poster girl is my favorite Emma SNL character

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Koreans, as much as they insist are progressive diffidently do not fuck white girls.
They need to keep it in other Koreans.

Nope! Even my IG is private.

Is Cecily pregnant?

LOL DRUMPF

Yikes.

Sadly, yes.

But hey, The View is always good for bashing.

yeah the show was already consistently terrible but its somehow got even worse

cecily looks fat
what happened

I only buy meme clothing. I can't wait to get my sexy French short shorts from Kommandostore.com.

Emma Stone loves BTS.

What did I miss so far, bros

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Okay, this is actually funny.

mostly shit

i am embarrassed to be white right now. white women are so masculine and gross

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good lord what i'd do to tittyfuck megan mccain

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Yikes

Post her nudes. I know one of you fuckers saved them

maybe if youre a fucking retard

god damn emma makes a fine ass blonde

You're easy.

this photo is literally over a decade old and she's a good 100+ lbs heavier now

nice reddit burn

>Emma Stone making fun of Reddit
Best Emma confirmed

>You will never see her smile as the first thing in the morning and the last thing at night

Are they going to a Miami Vice marathon after the show?

reddit isn't antivax, that's facebook

She's naturally blonde, but prefers red.

I was disappointed too

good lord this show needs some fucking men

Ah, the special needs /kpg/ children have arrived.

Cheri oteri making fun of Walters was the best part of View sketches

I wish Melissa wouldn't sing nig music

c-can I do sexy melissa things?

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die

this is fucking awful

Remember that one episode like 2 years ago where all the women writers went "on strike" to protest Trump or some shit and everything instantly improved?

NANI!?
really?
she's been red since superbad

>Cheri Oteri

I watched Scary Movie 1 today and god was that shit funny.

God I wish I was that toilet

This is really bad. Save us Mooney

degenerate

I wish you would shut up.

even better

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I hope weekend update brings up how Emma Stone played an Asian in some movie awhile back. Would be particularly apropos

For fucks sake, please give Melissa some good material. I don't want best girl to get kicked off the show.

already did that
youtube.com/watch?v=-T_pjMr7-n0

god, i thought that was Tracy Morgan in a wig

> Silver-haired Harambe
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEE

cheri oteri was such a great player in her day

what even is this sketch?

Is there not a single man on this show?

This

Is

Awful

Is that movie worth watching?

do you think you'll like it?

lmao, koreans are getting redpilled on how shitty snl is. fucking demonic.

twitter.com/hashtag/BTSxSNL?src=tren

>tfw no jumpsuit Melissa gf

>it's a [KEENAN REACTS] sketch

>womens "humor"

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Based Kenan saving this eyesore of a sketch

EVERY movie with Emma in it is worth watching.

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Kenan working his ass off to save this lol

SNL is so cringe. Ever since all the college humor crowd took over the writers room it’s nothing but shitty songs and musical themed sketches with no jokes at all. That or it’s political and it’s just painful to watch. Also, I can’t watch this shit but I worked on the digital short about the clothes store this week, did it air yet? Pic related

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It wasn't terrible. If you like Cameron Crowe movies you won't hate it.

who writes these awful skits

me

those arent koreans, those are american teenagers

aloha...

Bradley looks blazed as fuck

kpop fans are brutal desu, they make gamers look like angels

women

Those aren't Koreans, those are teenage girls. Mainly Americans.

remember when they had men in the cast who were funny? I can't because it's been so long

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This shit is stupid. I can't believe Americans watch this crap. They should have started the show with BTS performing.

Music videos in 1984 didn't have that many niggers

Harvard grads

It aired and it was alright

ooh emloo,
something something something fetching do

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but kyle money whoops I mean kyle mooney is still on the cast

This thread needs more Sneed

Damn, this episode of SNL is drunker than I am, and I'm not not drunk

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remember when snl used to have content worthy of watching?

one the better ones yes "ideal juror" made me laugh

>all those slut piercings
what a whore

Cringe.

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Weekend update better be up next.

I've been waiting to DRUMPPPPFH post forever

You build the stages or something?

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They really do need a post season 20-style overhaul. But keep Kenan, Kate, and Cecily.

Time for Korean N'Sync

You know they're always glued on and not actually pierced right??

BTS, weirdo. Don't you ever watch?

Here it comes. I'm excited.

How can you tell them apart?

are these Korean trannies? shamefru

>Dude shoes lol!

Literally the one and only time the BBC brought the bantz.

>Note: "BBC" means British Broadcasting Corporation in this context, not the Yea Forums obsession

even worse, cosplaying as a whore

Not true, it's fucking abysmal

That singer CANNOT be male

>cosplaying as your mom
damn

are these male or female

Why do I know this song?

One of them is a girl, right? She's pretty cute, ngl

why aren't they actually singing?

I can never understand the words of these things.

THEY LOOK LIKE FUCKING WOMEN

yikes

Most music is better when you don't understand the lyrics.

FACT

Fuck this is awful the fuck do they think they’re doing with these gooks? And they’re such manlets this is embaressing

>there's only one thing this show needs

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Who is the audience for KPOP? Fat girls?

They should get rid of the black people (except Kenan), the lesbian, and put Cecily back on weekend update

these guys are cuter than all the girls in the cast

sorry, I don't speak gook

They got the softest voices. mmmmmm.

lol just saw her om What We Do In The Shadows and couldn't place her for shit.. one IMDB later and i was Holy Shit SNL

these asian trannies making me feel some sort of way ngl

trans

Queer

Is all of Korea stuck 15 years in the past?

Pretty much. Fat chicks are tumblr who swear they're "not like the other girls."

probably koreans, i'm not sure

My 14 year old niece is losing her mind over this

I exclusively listen to Brazilian samba and bossa nova

oof

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I'd fuck their boypussies until they got manpregnant, ngl

GET SOME GOD DAMN AMERICANS ON THIS SHOW

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I want her

true
most lyrics are meaningless shit anyways

Literally every one of these guys is more feminine than Leslie Jones.

Makes about as much sense as anything in Pop music.

They look like they dress up as white girls and then get fucked in the ass by korean business executives

lmao I can just imagine the fucking bts army or whatever they're called replies to that

wtf I'm gay now

>BTS and Halsey

Well, that sounds awful.

Pretty based

>7 members

isn't that too many cooks

>gun signs
fined

BOY WITH LUV. AWWWH *_*

That's not saying much, my mailbox is more feminine than Leslie Jones

Honestly not as bad as I was expecting. Better than most of the shit you hear on top 40 radio (not a high bar but still).

Sort of, without giving away my identity I work in production in some capacity

>Weekend Update
oh boy time for two chodes to tell me what to feel about modern events

wh*toid femoids

well i'm tuning out
good luck faggots

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DRUMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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so should we have let the Kim dynasty conquer South Korea back in the '50s? I still think we shouldn't have, but it's a much closer question than I thought

GONALD GLUMPFFFFFFF

t. incel emmaposter

>t. degenerate weebshitter

Trump quotes get more lols from the audience than Colin does

>white

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I still haven't paid my taxes yet.

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Whoa! That is so transphobic

No problem. I just want to know if there is a cocaine use by the cast and why not? Seems like it would go a long way to help them become funnier.

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haha white people live in white states

FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE!

are they really trannies?

is it me or amy hasn't been funny in a long while?

Um, white is a social construct that is free for us justice warriors to use indiscriminitely when we are describing the oppressor. White is not an ethnicity, it is a synonym for oppressor, sweetie.

she's so innocent I wanna fuck her

they're so feminine, they might as well be

Fuck Kim Kardashian.

Um, cocaine is wh* te.

bring back emlum plum already

Dolphin pussy is best pussy.

that preachy bitch halsey was born in 1994
looks like kim kardashian´s mother

Heidi Gardner is the best Update guest

yes i fucking love these characters

Any sketch so far with with Emma in boner inducing clothes or I can safely ignore SNL?

Yup fair amount of drug use by the cast and writers, Kate mcinnon took molly at the last wrap party, I have the vid somewhere lol. They used to have a guy bring coke to a locker in 30 rock and the writers would pick it up and finish it by Thursday, also at the wrap party they just do it out in the open. Theyre not the only ones btw, SNL usually has over 16 hour shifts so the crew does it as well

do americans ever get tired of the constant trump talk?

Heidi is adorable

Michael Che is ghey

I just want Yea Forums to appreciate the amount of autism Emma Stone fags have

this bitch looks like she's in her 50s

Halsey or Emma Stone?

He's the president, what else are they going to talk about.

Emma Stone

I wish I had tv. Did I miss any good drumpf jokes? DOWN WITH WH*TE OPPRESSION!!! RESIST MALE CIS!!!WE ARE NONBINARY JUSTICE WARRIOR PLANET!!!
so glad I have such good friends in the world who share my hatred of Donald blumppff ! Peace and love!

A friend of mine grew up in Phoenix with Emma Stone and is still her best friend today. I have always wondered if she'd be open to setting up a date, just for fun (nothing meant seriously). Should I ask?

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What the fuck is /hr/?

fuck you she's mine

Dad just walked out

>mentions BTS
>crowd erupts into simultaneous orgasm and applause

fuck your dad

The makeshift celebrity board because moot refused to add one

concentrated autism, apparently

giv qt ginger kpop gf

my dad walked out decades ago

Interesting.

And dear God, who in Hollywood is Rebel Wilson blackmailing to get so many movies?

this

Isn't that what Yea Forums is for?

youtube.com/watch?v=UmqAtyLwYQY

emma stone is a tranny. this video proves it

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Where has capsbro been?

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Drank himself to death weeks ago

He literally disappeared since the episode on 2/10/19.
But I think he is still posting - he posted this image (archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/s5AOpbQE8WI1C29W2wNwCA/) with his tripcode once and has since posted it numerous other times including recently. So I think he just stopped making threads for whatever reason.

>Where has capsbro been?
Capsbro is a homosexual korean that lives in Georgia. A year or two ago he announced that he had a boyfriend. So he probably died of full blown aids.

Wow he’s so handsome and funny I wish I could be friends with him but I don’t think I could possibly be cool enough. I know he’s awesome because he gets Hollywood pussy. Those girls are very particular about who they have sex with.

i can smell her breath through my tv screen. yikes

Hot

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