>The movie begins with the Emergency Broadcast Signal playing over the Marvel Studios logo.
>Clint Barton (Jeremy Renner) is having a picnic with his family at their farm. He teaches his daughter archery. He turns his back on her. When he looks back, she is gone. Barton calls for his wife Laura (Linda Cardellini). They frantically search for their daughter to no avail. Suddenly, their younger sons begins screaming, and turn into dust right in front of them. Laura begins turning into dust as well, and vanishes in Barton’s arms.
>Wakanda. The remaining Avengers receive medical training. Okoye (Danai Gurira) assures them that Wakanda will help whenever necessary and gives Bruce Banner (Mark Ruffalo) an encrypted drive with the data that Shuri (Letitia Wright) extracted from Vision’s (Paul Bettany) mind prior to their deaths. Thor (Chris Hemsworth) blames himself for not killing Thanos (Josh Brolin) and assures the Avengers that Thanos is injured. Steve Rogers (Chris Evans) decides they need to return to the United States to maintain order. Thor and Rocket (Bradley Cooper) decide to go off on their own.
>A church. Everyone – including the fallen heroes – are gathered for the wedding of Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) and Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow). Happy Hogan (Jon Favreau) holds their newborn daughter Morgan in his arms. Tony says “I do”, but before Pepper can say it, she turns into dust, as do everyone in attendance, including baby Morgan. Alone, Tony collapses and despairs.
>Tony awakens in the spaceship Benatar with Nebula (Karen Gillan). He had a nightmare. It has been 22 days since their battle with Thanos on planet Titan, and they are adrift in space in a malfunctioning spaceship. Nebula has been nursing an infection on Tony’s stab wound inflicted by Thanos. To the sound of Traffic’s “Dear Mister Fantasy”, Tony and Nebula spend their days unsuccessfully trying to repair the ship.
>New York City. The city is in ruins and overrun with looters and protestors. At their headquarters, the Avengers receive the personal belongings of Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) that the police has recovered, including a strange pager with Banner repairs to keep broadcasting its signal. Natasha Romanoff (Scarlett Johansson) plans to go find Barton, who has disappeared following his family’s death. Rogers plans to join her, but James Rhodes (Don Cheadle) urges that they need to stay together.
>Space. The Benatar is low on fuel, out of food and water, and on the verge of running out of oxygen. Tony records a farewell message to Pepper, then waits for death in the cockpit. Nebula joins him, and he sincerely thanks her for her help. She sits by his side so they die together. Meanwhile, on Earth, the pager stops transmitting. Romanoff urges Banner to reboot the signal so they can find out who Fury was trying to contact, and turns only to find Carol Danvers (Brie Larson) in front of them, asking for Fury’s whereabouts.
>A church. Everyone – including the fallen heroes – are gathered for the wedding of Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) and Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow). Happy Hogan (Jon Favreau) holds their newborn daughter Morgan in his arms. Tony says “I do”, but before Pepper can say it, she turns into dust, as do everyone in attendance, including baby Morgan. Alone, Tony collapses and despairs. Let me guess, he wakes up and it's all a dream?
Isn't time travel in existing properties almost universally a sign of shitty writing?
Christopher Phillips
50% of people die. Yet the entire Guardian's crew other than Rocket, Hawkeye's entire family except him, and all of Ant-Man's crew except Ant-Man die. Shit writing.
Imagine laying side by side playing video games with Scarlett, then she reaches over and unbuckles your pants to take out your cock while still staring at the game, and slowly and absent-mindedly strokes your cock while continuing to play
I'd take advantage of the distraction and annihilate her. Git gud, bitch.
Landon Cox
I really wish that Tony-Kang larp from Boxing Day had been legit.
Gavin Stewart
Op literally says its a nightmare in the next post you boomer fag
Adrian Parker
Haha, t-that'd be crazy user. Then what would happen lol? Just as a joke.
Austin King
holy shit you can scroll down?
Andrew Russell
Statistically speaking, the odds of hawkeye being the only survivor in his family is 1/32, which isn't terrible
Charles Wilson
The absolute state of you.
Asher Edwards
>Imagine laying side by side playing video games with Chris Evans, then he reaches over and unbuckles your pants to take out your cock while still staring at the game, and slowly and absent-mindedly strokes your cock while continuing to play
Blake Jackson
>I guessed it's a dream. I'm so smart! Now let me post a jaded pepe to illustrated how super clever and superior I am! You'd have to be a moron not to guess it was a dream or hallucination, you smug faggot.
>Endgame immediately leaps into action with the heroes quickly reuniting and go to stop with Thanos with a huge action beat not even 5-10 minutes into the film >Yea Forums faggots bitch about it being rushed, soulless spectacle with no weight and being lazy for not covering the aftermath of all life everyday disappearing
>Endgame takes its time in the first 30 mins of 3 hours to show the aftermaths of the snap on intimate levels (Hawkeye's POV) and large-scale levels (state of NYC), how broken and scattered the heroes are, them coming to terms with this, and then formulating a plan of a attack >Yea Forums faggots bitch about nothing happening
Every time, without fail. Don't like the Marvel shit? Absolutely fine, but some of you idiots are so desperate to complain and pick a fight that you veer in on the most stupid of shit to complain.
James Ward
It's setting the tone.
Luis Lewis
welcome to the internet friend
Evan Nelson
>being this fucking upset about your marvel shitflick
Adam Clark
No, I get annoyed as smug idiots that think they are far more intelligent than they actually are. I get snappy with anons like that on other threads about different topic too. I legitimately would never claim 'I'm not stupid' or 'I'm intelligent' IRL unironically for fear of falling into that trap.
Samuel Gonzalez
Ironically the only person to bring up intelligence is you. Maybe you should stop projecting. :)
Xavier Gonzalez
The absolute state of Yea Forums brainlets. Like half the replies to are mocking him for trying to appear smart. You do know you can actually do that without having to write the word 'intelligence' down?
Matthew Ross
The movie is going to be like 3 and a half hours long though.
Jason Bennett
Why are only some of them wearing 3d goggles?
Matthew Torres
Flip a coin 10 times and you're unlikely to hit 5 & 5. It's not 50% of people in each group or family. It's 50% of people total. That means it's likely entire families survive while entire families also get snapped. Randomness is not evenly distributed the way you imagine.
