I live in Canada and we had a Kangaroo at my cousins's son's birthday

then why was he so cute?
Explain that?

Australians don't know shit about their own animals

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shame he didn't maul you and the rest of those ugly white children.

Aren't kangaroos really fucking dangerous to hang around? Why are you putting this creature next to your children?

Was that really necessary?

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Looks old and stringy

2/10 would not eat

How much did it shit on your floor?

Aren't Kangaroos extremely dangerous or something? I heard they can slice your belly open with their claws.

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If it was from the wild it can unironically rip out your stomach

>all those whites
I refuse to believe this is 2019 canada

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Wild adults are. Domesticated are pretty harmless.

Aussie disinfo to scare away tourists

Perfectly good Roo. Hope you’re just fishing for (You)s with all that white nationalism talk.

>walk around any part of Ontario
>the only mentally ill people are schizophrenic white people literally howling in shitholes like Hamilton
>walk around any part of B.C
>uppity Quebecois fucks and yet again more schizophrenic white people, this time with additional bitching about Chinese people
I bet OP wears MAGA hats as a fucking Canadian lmao.

You're thinking of these fellas

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They can be, but Wallabies are the true bros of the marsupial world. They're smaller beta versions of Kangaroos, but they're really fucking chill. Echidna and Platypi would be better, but Echidna hurt like fuck with their spines and Platypi can fuck you up with poison spurs

What a cute roo
i wish i could pet it

Best thread on Yea Forums

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have sex

Kangaroos arent toys for toddlers theyre living things that deserve to be left alone and not bound and dragged around and abused for your amusement.

That's a sexy kangaroo but I'm more of a wombat man, I mean, look at this erotically magnificent beast!!!FACT!!!

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>tfw I put the jacket on the kangaroo but the money was in the jacket and the kangaroo hopped away with all the money

>KEEP CALM kid staring at its balls
yep, it's Canada

Haha yeah those Roos are pretty dangerous mate haha must have just felt like taking it easy on you hosers Lel

Can’t wombats kill you by slamming their asses straight into your head?

>whitetoids parading around a defenseless animal merely for a childs amusement
>probably anxious and scared out of its mind
>if the animal so much as scratches one of the kids they'll have it put down for being too violent or "feral"
where that high IQ you people are always talking about?

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Summer gets err earlier and earlier every year.

it didnt poop on the floor at all desu

Where I live it's like 95% white and extremely comfy, also everyone is rich.

Nope. White nationalism is the future and if you don't support it you can eat shit and fucking die.

trump is a zionist shill

^.^

Based

Domestication is best and it is the cutest.

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that's raptor

the roo was pretty comfy and loved headpats from all of the children
you're just a nihilistic faggot unable to imagine a white nationalist community

>t. aussie

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Ausfag here, they are literally the dumbest fucking animals on the planet aside from our other retarded native, Koalas
They're just giant retarded looking rabbits. You see them dead all the time on the roads because they're stupid as fuck

kelowna?

Domestication is a symbiotic relationship that lasts hundreds or thousands of years. This is just abusing a wild animal for your and other toddlers amusement.

>posting photos of your relative's children on Yea Forums
that doesn't seem like a good idea

just finished the thread
my thread rating:
based/10

keep up the good fight op

nope southern ontario

stop mocking these magnificent creatures us canadians have never seen before
A KANAROO?
In our living room?
WHAT THE FUCK?

The animal lived a better life than it did in the wild.

>learn how to choke other animals to death
>Australians still call you stupid

>Where I live it's like 95% white and extremely comfy, also everyone is rich.
based saskatchewan poster

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I extracted the EXIF data from OPs photo and have his general location. I'm going to be reporting him to the Australian Federal Police.

Could be East Coast.

Decent bread OP but needs moar roo pics.

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>based saskatchewan poster
southern ontario desu

>keep up the good fight op
Thanks man, I know that I'm doing.

>Australian Federal Police.
have fun reporting me to a country on the other side of the world

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>you're just a nihilistic faggot unable to imagine a white nationalist community
it has nothing to do with white nationalism retard, you're treating the animal like a fucking gimmick, parading it around like some circus animal, you do know that kangaroos can literally rip your stomach open with their claws right? Roos are nothing to fuck with retard.

this nigga finna boutta get dabbed on

Kangaroos are a cute and therefore I am jealous of aussies

OP is a faggot for posting children's and other peoples faces to Yea Forums, Yea Forums of all places, without their consent. With this one action he took away their privacy forever

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The weak should fear the strong

that's all I took, I was too busy playing with the roo

>you're treating the animal like a fucking gimmick
So?
It's fun and cute and the animal will live a longer, more fulfilled life.

>you do know that kangaroos can literally rip your stomach open with their claws right
this one was raised from birth to be domesticated

>Roos are nothing to fuck with retard.
they're cute and based and redpilled
they're all white nationalists

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>I'm so milk
I don't get it

Roo / 10

Did you try to fuck it?

thats weird i live i southern ontario and i remember a couple years ago seeing someone with a kangaroo in the passenger seat of their car in a wendys parking lot.

did it punch any of the kids in their stupid faces?

>It's fun and cute and the animal will live a longer, more fulfilled life.
>more fulfilled life in captivity
theres no cure for this level of stupidity

Based and 'roopilled

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>television and film

I found a pic of OP:

spottyfly.com/B0IUTH.jpg

did the other roo die?

they choke you out and kick with enough force to decapitate you

nice exif data retard

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it will live longer, everyone knows this,
it lives with it's kangaroo friends

revolt against the modern world

>and roos

where do I live then?

HACKSHUALLY tame =! Domesticated
A domesticated animal has evolved to the point of naturally be inclined to be tame and coexist with humans, like cats, dogs, cows, chicken etc.
A tame animal is simply a wild animal which has been trained to be approachable. Tame animals can stll "snap" tho because they keep their instincts, unlike domesticated animals.
I'm not one of the haters, roo looks smol enough to not be really dangerous and prolly has been trained to be around humans, but this is the reason why you couldn't do this with say a tiger, even the ones you see on tv being all cuddly with their trainer.
I learned this from a tv documentary
Intredasting stuff.

>I live in canada
>where do I live then?

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hasn't Yea Forums been removing exif data for a while now (except on /p/)?

OP thought he'd get away with it lol

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Also you can't domesticate one animal, only a whole race of animals over very long periods of time bc it implies changing its nature over many generations, ie breeding out the wildness.

youtu.be/V0Puy6cB3EA

was that canadian trying to fuck another animal?

They seem sorta sketchy

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All boards except /p/ strip exif data, nice try larpers.

tech illiterate here, how is this done?
I though moot got rid of exif data?

>Edmonton

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Shit I thought it's a dinosaur

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RADDDDDelaide