Why is it so hard to stay married in Hollywood?

>Emmett Richter
hes Andy Richter´s brother

hhehh

Andy Richter the Swedish German

>even though our marriage has reached its completion
What does that mean?

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>Trump wins again

>Why is it so hard to stay married in Hollywood?
Maybe because he is a fat ugly fuck. I don't know what the wife looked like, but I have a hard time thinking she looked worse than this guy.

getting some patton oswalt´s vibes

Goalie for the Stanley Cup '94 NY Rangers

Andy went full anti-trump SJW and took Conan with him.

They're both insufferable virtue signalers now.

I bet you a whole dollar the whole "Haiti has always been great" shit that Conan did was Andy's idea. Fuckin' mind virus man.

Good fuck her for retweeting this

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what woman doesn't want an out of shape self-hating cuck for a husband?

Her name is Sarah Thyre

jfc i never thought i'd say andy richter can do a lot better

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Trump Curse #1.543.445

I stand corrected, they look like a match made in heaven.

What a trainwreck

Holy fuck is this bitch retarded or had she just never heard of Norm or his comedy?

Jesus christ what a goblin

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Imagine having to announce your divorce on Twtter hahahah what a fucking piece of shit

How could she never heard of his comedy he's on conan multiple times a year

Women want men, not faggy liberals.

I guess she's just comedically disinclined then?

she values virtue signalling over comedy

dummy they shopped his face onto the woman

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They're both insufferable SJWs and I guess even they can't stand each other.

Because Hollywood is there to dictate the failure that is american "culture". They "marry" as a sham to make it a thing people to do in america. Then they dissolve this sham marriage to again, make people seem like its a thing to do thats totally normal in america.

I bet it was because of all the gay porn he watches

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colbert ruined it by taking brian stack
think his only good writers now are mike sweeney and jose arroyo
robert smigel made conan
when he came back it was a running joke about how he always watches porn at the office

I thought that was Sarah Millican for a second

Go to bed, Norm

We're proud of the life we've built together, but even prouder of our children we've murdered in the womb.

so was she getting real butthurt about all the gay jokes norm made about andy?

Imagine announcing something as personal as your divorce publicly, to thousands of complete strangers, over twitter.
What a word smith. People who can't grasp the most basic irony can't be funny.

She's a real battleax.
youtu.be/-XdAn0YVp9U

>our marriage has reached its completion
As if this is the fucking end goal of a marriage. Like they accomplished something. The fuck is wrong with modern society?

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>you: I suck major dickage

based andy dabbing all up on these thotties

I met Andy Richter once...yeah...I met him under the Queensboro Bridge when he was jerkin' off punks for $15 per guy.

>Like they accomplished something.
they had sex, unlike you

Proof?

The rejection of jesus takes its toll

have sex

have sex

ok, bend over

It's been a tough year. My new year's resolution was to stop trying to seduce Andy's wife. This has complicated things.

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I think it doesn't work because marriage was really a religious thing from the get go
if your not actively practicing anything then it makes marriage a purely selfish thing when it's supposed to be the opposite
you're supposed to make your spouses feelings your top priority and trust that they are doing the same, both parties gotta make a lot of compromises with each other, without some ancient text that came up with the idea to begin with directing such an intense relationship it's only a matter of time before it totally crumbles
also doesn't help if you're secretly watching so much gay porn all the time

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Whaaaaat, they killed their own child and their marriage still didn't work out?? These people can't catch a break.

fat cuckold

>if your not actively practicing anything then it makes marriage a purely selfish thing
This is your brain on HRT everyone.

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It turns out torturing, killing, cannibalizing, and/or raping children between the ages of unborn - 5 years old does not predispose individuals to remain well-adjusted members of society.

>let's have a kid, it'll save our marriage!
"No."

Conan was better in the years Andy was gone. He added literally nothing to the show.

Norm operates on a level they're unable to grasp.

WOOOOOSH

he literally killed a child. breaking marriage vows probably doesn't even register as being anywhere near wrong

ISILDUR!

How did you infer that?
I'm just pointing out that the kind of people who value their convenience over the life of their own child obviously aren't the kind that make a lasting marriage.

No wonder Norm always calls him gay

>not actively practicing anything then it makes marriage a purely selfish thing when it's supposed to be the opposite
Your brain on HRT ladies and gentlemen.

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It's because she hates Norm (not a joke). Also, Andy is a Swedish-German, and we all know what that means.

I wonder what his wife's son thinks of this situation?

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Hollywood everyone is racing to the top and some you have to use in order to get there

Like, why listen to a "comedienne" who, like, can't detect sarcasm? Is she, like, autistic or retarded or something?

I can imagine it being difficult to know that every time your husband/wife gets a job, it involves first blowing some fat, sweaty jew.

Hope he signed a prenup

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newfag, it's "No!"

Too many drugs involved

this shit doesn't work because richter had his own share of big black cocks up his ass

>prenup
lmaaoooo