Alita: Battle Angel discussion
Previous Thread:
/ALITA/
Mason Gomez
Luis Miller
THANKS FOR THE BREAD
Jaxson Sullivan
Benjamin Gray
Never been first in an /ALITA/
Michael Rogers
Hudson Evans
FUCK YOU, I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY TO POST MY THREAD, AND I HAD IT READY. I WAS BEING POLITE AND WAITING ANOTHER MINUTE FOR THE IMAGE LIMIT TO HIT. FUCK YOU.
Gavin Parker
Have sex.
Ryan Rivera
Poncho Alita is the best part of these threads.
Oliver Miller
>have to wait a month for my Alita poster from China
Brody Thomas
user, it's Saturday, why are you here?
Jack Lee
First for Hugo did nothing wrong
Jason Roberts
dammit
Joshua Russell
Thread anthem
youtu.be
Carter Parker
not the OP but sorry, fren. Check back in around late 290's and the next bread is all yours.
Mason Hughes
Last night I Sherlock Holmes your robot trashcan?
Sebastian Flores
have sex
Adrian Cox
Charles Flores
Except tear people apart for money.
Ian Wright
Ryan Murphy
Post what you wanted for the op and maybe someone will use it over night?
Henry Barnes
gettin' comfy with my Alita-bros and VA if she's here. Idk about that user who said other girls lurk
James Fisher
>Oh, Alita is going to go fight Vector and give me a second chance?
>Better just ditch her and climb to Zalem!
I mean...
Austin Sullivan
Hello new bread. Please be healed by Arita. Just Arita. No need for more than just Arita.
Michael Gutierrez
Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
#37X Gang's All Here EDITION
Previous Thread: >>XXXXXXXXX
Anthony Wilson
Literally me.
Ethan Hernandez
LET ME OUT OF MY APARTMENT, ALITA! LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT!
Robert Bennett
I'm here. Definitely not responsible for some of the hugo posting
Jeremiah Thomas
>I can't believe you...
Josiah Jenkins
Is this possible natty? Hugo pretty swole. Mirin those traps.
Lucas Morris
>fucking christ my body just got shredded up, I fucked up so hard
>I just
>I need to get up there, and everything will be alright
He just had a super traumatic experience, he wasn't thinking clearly and thought he finally had a way to make things okay.
Christopher Rogers
I do that every night user
Landon Brown
Yeah it is but it's annoying to maintain
Leo Mitchell
He thought that way before his trauma though.
Elijah Rogers
There was the Jacking off cyborgs by moonlight thing
Jackson Phillips
Cringe. This image was already posted several times. Adding another face doesn't make it any more unique.
Ian Wright
One of our greatest creations.
Charles Perry
>yow! do you guys wanna get comfy?
Brayden Thomas
Ah, you're mad your face is looking in from the window, huh?
>t Brie
Jackson Sanders
it's the truth tho Hugo did nothing wrong
Before it happened he was getting out of the game and going to support Alita and do what he could to give the two of them a wonderful life together. Having a dream is great, but it's natural to want to share it with the one you love.
William Morgan
Replace Psycho mantis with this
Henry Hughes
I know because I was the one defending Hugo hardest earlier. now please take over because I'm fucking tired
Nathaniel Howard
Make your own OC, fag.
Cooper Nelson
>A-user? You s-said I could leave if-if I... my fil-film got $400 million...
Kayden Phillips
Scott is the one who put her in box office jail
Camden Myers
Henry Hill
THIS IS THREAD #371
THIS IS THREAD #371
THIS IS THREAD #371
THIS IS THREAD #371
THIS IS THREAD #371
THIS IS THREAD #371
THIS IS THREAD #371
Jaxson Smith
is the bluray out yet
Henry Richardson
Sure thing buddy
Rest up!
Lincoln Miller
Some jerk is keeping Alita locked up in his basement, so we'll have to wait until she escapes.
Justin Fisher
>Last night Alita came back to the clinic wearing a spiked collar, and now she claims to be a vampire who wants to "suck user dry".
>Enough is enough. I'll not let you poison her mind any further.
Xavier Perez
Needs a bigger pile. Add Hugo to the bodies.
Noah Ward
Ayden Murphy
>Don't you think you overdid it a little bit dad?
Joseph Diaz
>waiting for a new thread instead of having sex
Ethan Ross
Oh shit this can be the next OC project. Piles of bodies which Ido has hunted
Christian Foster
>Using the popcorn comfy I shooped up
Aaron Fisher
Sure, what's your address?
Nathaniel Myers
When it shows Ido killing Amok with the rocket-hammer, isn't that right out of the manga? Where he's lit up solely by the light from the rocket, and when the flame goes out he's in darkness?
Jayden Johnson
I'd prefer you stay an incel
Evan Harris
I invite you to enter the v o i d with me.
Look at this gif while listening to this song youtu.be
Adrian Roberts
Have sex, tho
Nathan Hill
>Keep gettin' paid in fruit and we'll be pickin' these ourselves.
Xavier Hill
It's gonna be at least 3 times that before the bluray right?
Cuz I'm rocking my kid asleep again
Colton Barnes
===Zapan the Man===
You know he dindu nuffin
Christian Garcia
NUMBER THESE FUCKING THREADS THE NEXT TIME.
THIS IS THREAD #371
Daniel Ward
He didn't do anything, to be precise, except get his face removed.
Ryder Reyes
You can't call me black just because you're a kettle lmao
Nathan Powell
it's more like, right out of the OVA.
Lucas Adams
>turns down free sex
John Nguyen
user you already know
zapan a bitch
hugo 4 lyfe
Jackson White
I don't why people say Hugo does nothing for Alita, he takes her to the ship to help her recover her memories which leads to her getting the Berserker body. Then he climbs down in the the underworld to help against Grewishka.
Would you have gone down there armed with nothing but molotovs? As far as he or Ido knew, Alita was already dead and Grew would laugh and shred them with the grind-cutters as soon as they arrived.
Nolan Jenkins
What's to discuss? The movie was shit.
Christopher Myers
ur shit
Jacob Taylor
ok then why are you here
Connor Williams
Grew would have had no chance against Alita without the grind cutters Hugo stole, just saying.
Chase Perry
A thousand times this
Benjamin Carter
VIOLATION!
Defending Hugo is a Class-A offense!
Joshua Davis
Here me out
>Be me
>Love the movie
Haha, you now love the movie
Parker Adams
Justin James
Why did Hugo turn down Alita's have sex
Jacob Barnes
I might never get to fulfill my dream of visiting Antarctica, but at least I have sure Alita got to check it out. Everything for her happiness.
Caleb Green
Hugo didn't know what the grind-cutters were for when he jacked them. He also probably didn't know Vector was going to kill Kinuba.
Adam Thompson
based shit movie alita
Thomas Edwards
John Edwards
Maybe his ulterior motive for taking her to the ship was that she might be able to salvage something lucrative from it. Though I find that hard to believe given the deleted scene where he tries to force her to recall a memory by attacking her. That seems pretty selfless, especially since he'd be putting himself in harm's way to help her.
Maybe he went down to help her vs. Grewishka because he felt guilty that she has to fight Grewishka when he only has the grind-cutters because of him. Or maybe Hugo went down there to investigate the connection between Vector and Grewiskha now that Grewishka has the grind-cutters.
Just offering alternative explanations.
Josiah Stewart
If only they let her have normal eyes the movie would be at least 6/10. This is just awful. One of the single worst conema experiences in the past 5 years for me.
Grayson Long
>Meditation could have been canon but it was cut
Carter Sanchez
Yeah I know, the fight forced Ido to put her into the berserker anyway.
Adrian Butler
Michael Martinez
>conema
lol
Oliver Rivera
Landon Davis
>Hello, sleepyhead.
Wyatt Morris
i put the penis into mouth of the battle angle
Evan Bailey
Michael Howard
>tfw the shitposting is extra lazy tonight
Adrian Reed
My favorite thing about the movie is you can see how well Rosa and Christoph got along in the way they play Alita and Ido together. If they were indifferent to each other or even hostile their characters' dynamic would be hollow and it'd tear the heart out of the movie.
Dominic Bell
they clearly had good chemistry, just like her and Zapan and Hugo had.
youtube.com
Kevin Collins
>Alita, you shouldn't drink that
Luke Campbell
So is this movie good or does Yea Forums just like to waifu over the 2.5D girl
Aiden Lewis
>*Joey hits the blunt* So I'm back in the pits with these Motorballas, these cocksuckas are all fuckin' using for the pain and shit, I've got some 180s I'm passing around-
>That's legal in Iron City?
>Joe, Zalem don't give a fuck, why would *cough* *cough*...why would they give a fuck?
>Jamie, look that up. That's crazy.
>You wouldn't believe some of the shit those cyborgs cook up. I did a line of neocoke with this guy Gino - wild motherfucka - and I swear to you my hammer was up for two days straight.
>*Joe notices Alita getting woozy* What the fuck was in that chocolate you gave her?
>*Joey's voice drops to a whisper* I'm not gonna lie to you Joe Rogan, that was a five-hundred.
>*Joe doubles over in laughter*
>I'm sendin' her back to fuckin' Mars.
Isaac Hill
If he's guilty then that's a reason for helping her, isn't it? Not selfish. When they get to the ship Hugo and Tanji don't have much interest in trying to cross the water to reach it, Tanji also remarks that the parts aren't worth much.
Aaron James
nah it's shit
Brayden Smith
How would you split the remaining story into a trilogy?
Would you do the last order as the third movie or go with the original ending?
I can't see monster Zapan in the movie's universe. Also is murder not a crime, why didn't Alita get a death sentence for killing Vector in the movie? No cameras? No one to prosecute?
I actually liked the movie removing the Zeiram looking hunter because Alita totally did steal his bounty and straight up murders him consequence free
Gabriel Nelson
>those guys are pretty cool
>they gave me a bag full of that plant that makes you feel dizzy
Jaxson Robinson
based
Jack Howard
>Dyson, you need to accept that I'm my own woman. Your fetishistic obsession with "purity" is pathetic. Besides, it's all natural.
Ethan Diaz
Nova willed it. His offer still stood, that he'd let her walk free out of the Factory this time
Oliver Bennett
Have sex. These threads are so fucking pathetic lmao
Samuel Nelson
>a general for a flop
Dylan Kelly
Alita is not a pothead stop this
Adam Thomas
I'd probably just launder the other two movies just to piss off autists such as yourself and actually turn a profit.
Thomas Williams
Nicholas Clark
She's a good cum whore though. What does alita pussy feel like
Anthony Martin
More details about the Fall, some nuance about the URM vs. Earth conflict, some nuance about who Nova is and why Nova does what he does, some details about why Gelda wanted Nova dead and Zalem destroyed. I guess she'd have to go up to Zalem for all of this and that would skip quite a lot of manga material
Levi Johnson
>y-yes... I do....
Jaxon Garcia
sure
Levi Adams
This is the problem with these generals, all the posts and images are as if an AI tried imitating how humans act. This would be an acceptable dubs meme if it were at least photoshopped let alone cropped and without the retarded gook letters, but it's just a shitty post. These are shitty threads for a shitty film.
Dominic Jones
Is this what you meant?
Nathaniel Ward
The second movie would be Motorball and Zapan. It's hard for me to see how they could combine the two, though, the ending of both the Jashugan and Zapan fights are very climactic. It's hard to see how you could have"the man become god" in the middle of the movie and then switch to Zapan. Jim&RR did an excellent job weaving together the first two stories, but Makaku and Hugo are probably the weakest stories in the original manga.
Maybe they could do Zapan before Motorball, instead of the time-skip have him get the Berserker quickly... but then how does he get it from Alita if she doesn't give it up for Motorball? Nova would also need to have some new pawn on the surface to create Berserker Zapan since he's not there himself in the movie's continuity. So Alita's motorball career gets interrupted by Zapan, she beats him and then takes on Jashugan.
The third movie would be Tuned, it would probably end with Alita riding off into the sunset and people talking about building the tower to Zalem. A reasonable way to end the story if no more movies are coming, if they continue they can have Alita snatched up (preferably not doll-bombed) and taken to Zalem.
Noah Martin
Alita is for hugs, cuddles, and romatic kissing
Not for lewd
Ayden Hall
>pots have heads?
Xavier Davis
>so...
>you're tellin me...
>*giggles*
>im three hundred years old an shit???
Brayden Wright
>Jerome
I can't get enough of this thread
I can't get enough of this thread
I can't get enough of this thread
Dominic Butler
>Ido is a bloodborne fan
Based
Ethan Thompson
It's actually 369. Count again.
Jason Fisher
no, you're wrong
This is #371
Lincoln Rogers
what flop?
>The expectation for the “Alita: Battle Angel” was low when it premiered in February but contrary to the predictions that it will be a flop, the movie grossed over US$403 million worldwide. The domestic earnings were $85 million while the rest were from international ticket sales, as per Box Office Mojo.
>In any case, the total production budget used for “Alita: Battle Angel” was said to be $170 million and this means the movie earned enough for a break even. Now, since the movie obviously made money, the likelihood for the production of “Alita: Battle Angel 2” is high.
econotimes.com
Andrew Sanchez
>Me in the back
Robert Johnson
user, don't worry. Don't let shitheads get to you.
Christopher Sanchez
>"hey t-that tickles user"
Jason Harris
Isaiah Reed
Easily acheivable natty.
Austin Sanchez
John Barnes
last night I hammered your deckman?
Brayden Anderson
I just realized that if Hugo realized that the grind cutters in Grewishka were the same ones from Kinuba, he would've had to know that Vector was responsible (especially since Charin was present at the Kansas after the fight, chiding Ido).
If Hugo didnt realize they were the same grind cutters... I guess that's the only explanation for why he trusts Vektor after the Grewy encounter.
Andrew Price
>"w-whoa, what are you doing with your..."
Jason Flores
>I told you to stop posting that shit
Isaac Gomez
based Berzerker Alita purging heresy.
Ian Baker
Her URM armor is so fucking kino
Liam Wood
No, you're wrong.
Count again.
Robert Nelson
2nd should be all about Zapan and Nova (idk how they're gonna handle Nova being up in the clouds instead of down on the ground where he can experiment on scrapyard folks) and it ends with Alita shooting Zapan
3rd will be the Barjack war
Owen Hernandez
There better be more mo cap scenes in the blu ray
Noah Young
Cutie pie, a pan of cutie
Robert Rivera
>decide to read the Manga since this movie was pretty keen
>edward Norton just talks about pudding a lot
>a gigantic armored weeb centuar
>alita dies
I don't know what I expected but I guess Lou is pretty cute
Luis Brown
He clearly does realize it, though. The camera zooms in on the grind-cutters, and then on his face, showing he's made the connection
Bentley Rivera
based
have sex
Jacob Cox
sort of related but is it weird that I want to create an URM FITNESS PROGRAM for the Alita-bros? I'm an amateur at working out so we'd need a reasonable /fit/izen to guide us but how many anons would be willing to get behind this for our girl?
Robert Brooks
>hold still, me
>let me lick you
Easton Robinson
Is it just me, or do the grind cutters from the asian guy look different to the ones on the big guy? The Big guy looks like he has larger grind cutters, with a different shaped arm brace on it.
Parker Bailey
Would anyone at all, be interested in buying a VHS copy of Alita Battle Angel?
Oliver Peterson
absofuckinglutely
Logan Price
Lou is adorable. Plus she loves Alita
Alita seems to die a lot in the manga
I want an Alita Aska cross over
William Anderson
fuck, highposting is getting somewhere good
Jose Roberts
Illegal.
Ethan Foster
I unironically have one that includes an upper body, lower body, yoga and “panzer kunst” day (it even has a “motorball “(skating) day).
Not only does it legitimately work, its a lot of fun too
I just don’t wanna get shit for it because everyone’s a /fit/ expert nowadays
Xavier Carter
without a doubt
but it has to use this as the box art
Michael Cox
Ima kill myself if sequel doesn't get made, right here
Mason Taylor
Fuck yeah
Jacob Roberts
URM Alita is by far the best
Hudson Harris
I'll break the DVD copy so, technically, it's just selling a used copy
Christopher Wright
>I LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR ONE DAY user AND YOU DRAG THIS BUSH BABY INTO THE HOUSE!
Zachary Barnes
I wish she had the stripes though
Landon Powell
I want to buy cd cases that are shaped like vhs. Sort of like how the stranger things boxsets are packaged. Is there such a thing online?
Robert Williams
then why the hell does he still trust Vektor? Alita deserved better, hot damn
Christian Nguyen
I was planing on using that one and this
Caleb Long
Not weird at all. I started /liftingforalita/ two weeks ago.
Connor Clark
Hugo is kind of stupid
sorry VA it's true
Tyler Wright
Robert Reyes
>I LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR ONE DAY user AND YOU DRAG THIS BUSH BABY INTO THE HOUSE!
Forgot the image
Leo Davis
trust me, I'm not fitness expert. I literally lift for 45mins and bike for 6 miles. Do you mean rollerblading? Because I can totally get behind that.
Oliver Perry
He is
But you're not arguing with me
my take is he thought something was up but was still confused like he looks, not that he instantly made the connection
Mason Gray
Dylan Turner
DO NOT
Luis Turner
I miss the tripfags
Caleb Brooks
I just mean skating in general
Rollerblading is way harder and more dangerous than it looks
I’ll type out a /Lift4Alita/ routine rn
Noah Jackson
Technically it will be illegal so thank god there will be one less of you posting here.
David Gutierrez
ah yes, /fit/ and /alita/ together
Chase Morales
>LIKING tripfags
the absolute state of /ALITA/
Grayson Cox
nice false-flagging. We have no tripfags.
Aiden Myers
Nobody's ever tripped to the best of my knowledge.
Literally editing a script writefag helped me with right this second, though, expect OC later tonight.
Robert Young
you must be new here
Carter Flores
>mfw one of my classmates is named Jerome and I can't help but giggle each time he participates in class
David Moore
Don't worry friend I'm still here. Working on something for you guys hopefully it won't be long.
Bentley Rodriguez
I was a shit skater as a kid. My only claim to fame was being able to heelflip vs kickflipping and doing a hardflip my accident lol. I'd rather be a 28yo rollerblader dork.
Evan Evans
I'm in for this drafting. What do we want to achieve being the operative question since some sacrifices have to be made in any routine.
Easton James
Yep, that's gonna be a have sex from me. /ALITA/ is founded on tripfags.
Christopher Johnson
>shitsuka
yikes
Jayden Kelly
Sorry for rustling your jimmies, bud
Mason Peterson
we have namefags you dork. Kindly have sex though. I doubt you can even get decent bussy tho.
Sebastian Diaz
Duh. Can you make a rip? I think the plan is to do a VHS rip and then another with us autists doing a voiceover dub.
Can anyone currently do a VHS rip? If not I'll look into it and have it ready for the BR release
Isaac Powell
James Allen
that is an ADVANCED gangsta pepe
Carter Taylor
Shamelessly taking this opportunity to shill before bed.
>pastebin.com
I'm always around, friend. Just rarely with the name.
Asher Gonzalez
Can we get an official thread count from an archiveanon or thread man? I'm starting to question everything.
Jordan Mitchell
Yeah me too fren.
Henry Hernandez
but there's a post already
Adrian Mitchell
I'm almost always here fren I just don't namefag very often
Joshua Bell
I dont think anyone can. It's on you buddy
I recorded lines for the redub and nobody ever used em!
Evan Rodriguez
hello peaches
why the fuck are so many people confusing namefagging with trips? it's fucking stupid
Elijah Torres
>dad, stop, you're embarrassing me
Connor Gomez
Correct, there is a post. With the wrong thread count.
Wyatt Miller
Not peaches lol I'm one of the lesser namefags
Landon Harris
>retard
>newfag
Jack Gray
Archfrien hope you're well
Jaxson Johnson
well still, at least you have the humility for that, user.
Isaac Bell
Can you drop em here and I'll start accumulating what anons have done so far
Nicholas Davis
>lesser
Don't be hard on yourself, all namefags are equally fucking worthless
Carter Scott
then why are you asking for a post from thread man if he has it wrong or you don't trust him?
last general he put it at #370, that's wrong also?
I don't know honestly, don't care that much
Joshua Rodriguez
These cancerous threads are making me not want to watch this movie
Alexander Jackson
>I don't know honestly, don't care that much
then don't reply??? I didn't ask??? I counted and his number was wrong.
Gabriel Reed
Gavin Baker
Honestly the best thing to do in these threads is to act like a fucking retard and watch all of them agree with you. Some people just blatantly shitpost but acting posting like someone with 50 IQ and seeing people take you in as part of the flock is far more fun.
Charles Ross
don't discredit yourself user, you're worth less than nothing c:
Tyler White
How can anyone believe this voice belongs to anyone but a person with one X and one Y chromosomes? Voiceanon is a tranny. Anyone who thinks otherwise is in denial.
Lincoln Parker
Heyyy I'm not too bad how about yourself
David Perez
Good one?
Austin Cruz
> The unofficial /Lift4Alita/ Guide! Upper Body Day.
Goals: Peak fitness, strength and more importantly proportional aesthetics. This won’t give you that thick bodybuilder look. It will give you an aesthetic body but nothing exaggerated. You may have to google some of these terms.
You go in the gym, put in the work, then go out. I recommend you lift one day on and one off. You should get this workout done in 45m-1h at most
Upper body day:
> Incline Bench Press, reverse pyramid trained (you do a few warm up sets, and start with your heaviest set first)
1xYour PR (Personal Record. Basically the weight you can lift the most 1-4 reps),1x6 (80% of your PR), 1x8 (60% of your PR)
> Standing Shoulder Press
Same Thing. Reverse Pyramid Trained.
1xPR, 1x6 (80%of your PR), 1x8(60% of your PR)
> Side Raises or Cuban Presses. Use manage weight for these. It’s more about the movement than the weight.
Rest Paused.
1x15, then 4x10 with only a 10 second break in between sets. It’s going to burn like a motherfucker.
> Rear Shoulder Cable Pulls
5x10. It’s more about he slow movement than the weight you use.
> Weighted Pull-ups (work yourself up to 10 pull-ups if you can’t add weight yet)
1xyour PR, then 3x10
> Trap Shrugs
5x10. Moderately heavy weight
> Sitting Inclined Barbell Curls
5x10. Moderate Weight. Slow and controlled reps
> Tricep Pulldowns
5x10. Moderate Weight. Slow and controlled reps
> Forearm Barbell Twist
Idk how to explain this one because I’m a brainlet with words, but you basically get a really light barbell and twist it for 60 seconds. It’s going to burn like a bitch.
> Abs
Leg Raises. Slow and controlled reps. 5x10. This will give you defined “V lines”
Lower Body Routine Coming soon
Luke Rogers
I care enough for the 10 seconds it took me to type that message, not to analyse the threads and make sure the number is correct
why are you this dense?
Camden Scott
You're the only person who actually names their files things so you're not too hard to pick out. I'm good although honours is killing me slowly.
Jordan Harris
This is pretty solid VA you've got the breathy-ness down
Justin Garcia
You care enough to look something up for 10 seconds and get mad when you don't know what you're talking about? Just don't post at all?
Blake Roberts
Thanks! Honestly I probably should've tried more takes but I was hurrying to give it to Peaches since he offered to do Ido
Then he didn't
Oliver Taylor
gonna save and print this out for my URM BERZERKER fitness programme, user. Thanks for hashing out the details.
Nathan White
You sound like you need to lose some weight. That hypertension will lead to heart failure unless you get those burgers out of your diet.
Nathaniel Brooks
Forgot to mention: you have to lift a little more than your previous time.
Do one more rep/add a little more weight for each exercise than the last time you lifted. Do it for Alita. Doing a little more than last time is what gives you results. Not being in the gym for 5 hours.
Jason Cox
Literally was thinking the same. I really want it.
Charles James
Are you a real girl or a dickgirl?
Brayden Reyes
>+Mistress Chiren
Mason Collins
Would you believe I've literally been underweight my whole life
Look at me (I'm under the dog snapchat alita) if I lost more weight I'd probably die
I don't have a penis, user. I never have.
Joshua Cox
now I'm mad? I'm not the one spamming question marks, sounds like you're projecting
I'm just questioning your logic
Ian Bell
this is fine as an intermediate routine but like, don't start with this since its crazy high volume
>Incline Bench
Make it flat bench and I agree
>OHP
Good
>Pull ups
Yes but make sure you do them after OHP since your compounds should go first
>Side Raises
Yes but superset them with face pulls
>Cable Pulls
I dont know what this means, but it should be face pulls instead
>Shrugs
Unneccessary ESPECIALLY at 5x10 but i'll accept them because i fucking hate wrist work even more
>Curls/pushdowns
Sure
>Forearm work
Not worth the trouble since youre getting lots of forearm work from heavy shrugs
>Ab work
do it on leg days as the work from your lower compounds will make it easier to get to the exhaustion threshold required
Do this as an ULxULxx and i'm happy with it
Ayden Reyes
Then how come you sound like one of those boys who take estrogen to sound like girls? Are you sure you weren't born with testies?
Isaac Butler
>I'm questioning counting
Why??? You can't count?
Xavier Martinez
Don't be a dick
Justin Phillips
Stop breathing out every time you talk. It's like when a singer takes a huge breath into the microphone when he sings. Very fucking annoying.
Benjamin Stewart
Jack Campbell
bruh give it a rest holy shit. VA is a girl and this meme that she's not is fucking lame
James Myers
C'mon, don't be like that. I'm merely asking out of curiosity. I have x and Y chromosomes. Do you?
Isaiah Sanders
>I already read the post and the image doesn't stop other people from reading it
What exactly did you mean by this?
Zachary Perez
I don't know what you're talking about, I'm not questioning counting. "logic" doesn't necessarily refer to numbers, I don't know if you're aware of that
You asked for a post from thread man while there was already one there that you think was wrong, I simply asked why and then you sperged out with the ????? for no reason
Chase Howard
Xavier Hughes
XX or XY? Are you upset now?
Jacob Barnes
It's not for (You), it's a reminder to others.
Adrian Young
I was mostly doing the inhation pattern to try and match her tone in that scene. Give some of my other stuff a shot and lemme know if you still notice it? It's something for me to work on.
Brandon Allen
Based hide poster.
Carter Torres
t.ranny
Elijah Roberts
Doom quads for Jerome. Why don't you come up with another story about how we're all trannies, maybe something about how we were all popping our estrogen pills at Denny's and comparing surgeons in Thailand. That would be more entertaining than recycling the same old shit the dozenth time.
Landon Wright
>I simply asked why
I never asked for anything are you genuinely fucking retarded?
Angel Turner
I'm glad you're reinforcing this behavior because it's very pathetic lmao
John White
>honks in x and y chromosome
Camden Price
This is starting to remind me of the arguments people had on BB.com about how many days in a week there are
Logan Smith
you're assuming Jerome is creative. He had one strike at gold with VA earlier last week and he refuses to change tactics.
William Scott
> The unofficial /Lift4Alita/ Guide! Lower Body Day.
INVEST IN A RESISTANCE BAND!
This routine also applies to the grills. Why? It will give you that nice Rosalita booty and make your legs joocy but not so much that it outshines your glutes. Throw all your pride aside and don’t give a fuck about what people think about you in the gym. Some of these exercises look a little silly but nobody else does them and that’s exactly why you’re going to get results.
This should take you about 45m-1hour
> Weighted Romanian Lunges
I recommend doing about 3x10
This is only to warm up your legs so do it with VERY LIGHT weight
> Squats
Reverse Pyramid Trained.
1xPR (The weight you can lift the most 1-4 reps), 1x6 (80% of your PR), 1x12 (50% of your PR)
> Deadlifts
1xPR (The weight you can lift the most 1-4 reps), 1x6 (80% of your PR), 1x12 (50% of your PR)
> Glute Bridges (use resistance band). You can do these without weights as well but you have to hold the rep at the top for a few seconds to make it count.
5x10
> Glute Band Kicks (use resistance band)
5x10 Each Leg
You can do these without weights as well but you have to hold the rep at the top for a few seconds to make it count.
> HIIT Cardio
Jump Rope or Sprints
10-15 sets of 1 minute. Go all out. Do it for Alita.
Basically you’d Sprint or Jump Rope for a minute intensely. Rest 30 seconds. The. Repeat 10-15 times. It’s okay if you can only do 5 minutes at the beginning
Cooper Diaz
Please elaborate
Isaiah Morales
Yeah I forgot to mention that if you’re a beginner or advanced lifter you can decrease the volume or even change some exercises as long as the key lifts are improving
Ryan Walker
I really like this routine. Is there a way I can lift and have sex at the same time?
Charles Perez
>are you genuinely fucking retarded?
now that's ironic
I asked you a question like you are doing now
do we have to ask permission to each other to ask questions?
where the fuck are you from?
Brandon Perry
I feel like were in a dark age now that Alita is out of most theaters.
Xavier Gonzalez
As one user mentioned previously, if you’re a beginner. Lower the volume (amount of sets and reps done for each exercise) and change it up to fit your goals.
So long as your main lifts are improving and you’re not fucking around in the gym
Carter Perez
Fear not user. Blu-rays will come soon and the memes will flourish. The official outlets are active again and engaging with audiences. The next golden age is around the corner.
Ethan Rogers
>if you’re a beginner
who are you kidding lmao
Jayden Roberts
One of the anons at the meetups was definitely a tranny. But all of us? No way.
Jonathan Smith
We need to constantly record, make, and transmit alita OC to keep the fire alight
Adam Adams
trannyposters at it again
Isaiah Williams
We shall guide cinema back into the light.
Brandon Scott
But it's true. VA sent me some hot pics through discord and I could clearly see a bulge.
Jack Baker
This it better than the upper day although i would do them slightly differently
>warm up/lunges
just do lighter versions of squats it's not worth having a wam up set
>squats
Yes
>Diddly
yes altho some people may prefer to pull sumo depending on their limb length
>glute bridges
sure altho i prefer hip thrusts
>glute band kicks
put lunges here instead since theyre a moe useful compound
>Abs
As previously noted
>HIIT
I would do this on off-days personally but its fine advice as given
nice work putting it toegether though. my criticisms are only made for things i disagree with so everything else looks good. also people should stretch and foam roll
Cameron Bennett
What a divine coincidence.
Robert Brooks
>namefags as writefag
we got a high effort troll here
Nathan Sanchez
>discord
post it
Parker Garcia
Any other anons in the film industry? We made our first movie this year and we got into Rotterdam ff. Open to sharing scripts and such
Nathan Cooper
I was wondering when someone would nab my name for a shitpost. One of the nice things is that I can drop things in to my pastebin to prove when I'm the one posting. I hope you find some meaning in your posts, although I don't really know that it could be.
Ryder Campbell
I assumed that place was cgi.
David Morgan
How'd you do it? I hear the best strategy is to drop "fuck white people" at least three times in the trailer.
James Watson
This would be a decent post for Yea Forums. Why post it in /alita/? No one here has done anything worthwhile in their lives.
Parker Cooper
> The unofficial /Lift4Alita/ Guide! Alternate Days and Panzer Kunst Edition
> Meditation
Just wanted to mention that I recommend meditation to everyone.
Five minutes a day. It clears the mind and reduces stress levels.
Remember that scene where Alita is trying to remember who she is in the middle of the night and does the mirror punch? That’s more than symbolic. I feel like meditation is a personal journey, so definitely do your own research regarding that, do it in a way that makes YOU comfortable and I wish you the best. Also, be your own priority in life and love yourself. Who’s rules do you live by?
> Yoga
Same as above. It’s so varied and a very personal journey, I understand not everyone is going to enjoy the weird contortionist shit I do, but definitely do yoga most days if you can. Keep your muscles and joints healthy. And stay hydrated!
> Panzer Kunst
I’ve been training a variety of martial arts as a hobby. Boxing, kickboxing, some Muay Thai, and taekwondo. Give shadow boxing a try. A lot of it is mental and it will give you confidence.
> Alternate Days
Go out at least once a week and have fun! Don’t always be inside. Get out of your comfort zone user. It’s okay to chill and okay vydia but go out sometimes.
I know some of you like shooting, some like going out for a drive. Personally I started to learn how to skate every weekend.
Do this to break your own gruelling routine of work and repetitiveness. Remind yourself that you’re alive!
Each day is a new day! You are loved. Good luck!
Ian Robinson
Zachary Rodriguez
Grayson Johnson
>projecting this hard
Christopher Harris
Thank you for the constructive criticism user
I know it’s different for everyone, but to be fair I’ve stayed shredded and proportionally /fit/ for years doing a similar routine. A lot of this was taken from a meme program called kinobody. I’m not huge or anything but I do consider myself an athlete.
John Hughes
>pretending you know anything about psychology beyond buzzwords
Matthew Watson
>43 posters
>280 posts
very fucking embarrassing. Just start a discord and keep to yourself. I mean wtf this is so fucking weird lmfao. Post pedo shit between yourself don't air it in public. YIKES
Jaxon Stewart
I'm interested in picking film production as my major. Should I do it? How do I get into the industry?
Camden Howard
Because I liked something about alita, it drew me in and I think it's important to collaborate with people who have similar sensibilities. It helps to refine a vision. Otherwise you have a situation where too many cooks try to add too many disparate flavors. I loved alita for the world it created
Lol quite literally we knew a guy who got into more festivals than us, his movie was about a woman from Zimbabwe who gets her clit chopped off. The festival circuit is all over those kinds of movies. The winner of the top prize at Rotterdam was a flick about an abandoned Syrian kid. I admit one of my current scripts has this socially-relevant bait element, it's about a persian-arab alchemist in the 8th century. So "fuck white people" is a real thing
Josiah Carter
where do you get that I'm pretending anything?
I don't need a degree in psychology to know that that's the case
Alexander Morgan
It's literally mocap and greenscreen. There's nothing special about it since capeshit became a thing. Unless you care about CGI, in which case no one on Yea Forums knows anything about and you'd be in the right place since you're a retard for thinking Yea Forums does.
Caleb Butler
good luck user, probably shouldn't unless you have connections
Ryan Moore
Jonathan Evans
>and a doctor doesn't need a degree since google exist
lmfao
Benjamin Wright
that's all good. i've run through a few 5/3/1 cyles so im biased towards that style of training but the underlying principles are the same
Luke Foster
so that's an average of 6.5 posts each, I'm sure you did more than that in this thread, so not sure what you're complaining about
Luke Hernandez
Please don't get discouraged VA
Benjamin Torres
have sex
Carson Watson
The unofficial /Lift4Alita/ Guide! Nutrition Edition
Again, this is a very personal choice. I cannot give you all an exact nutrition plan because each body is different. There are so many diet fads and factors that come into play.
Best advice I could give you? Don’t call it “diet.” Diet implies you’re going to quit and go back to old habits eventually.
Don’t feel guilty about eating. Don’t call it a “cheat meal” or think negatively about food. Food is merely your nourishment and body fuel. If you eat and feel guilty about it you will digest that negativity and find yourself in this vicious cycle of self hatred for your own body and over/under eating.
Anyway here’s a fun nutrition plan based on what Alita are in the film:
> Orange (eat some of the peel)
> Iron City style burrito
> Thicc Chocolate bar
> Ido gives her a plate of leafy greens and what looked like some type of chicken
> More oranges before bed
I would guess that’s about ~ 1500 calories which is about maintenance calories for a girl that tiny. But then again idk how cyborgs digest food or if they even need to manage their weight. Ido did say “you still need proper nourishment” though
Jason Reed
I'm not! Honestly I don't really care what people post about me, I've been on this hellsite long enough to expect the worst.
I've been editing my script and monitoring the thread on my second screen.
Wyatt Hughes
There's behind camera tech (specified stuff like camera, sound, lighting, set design), there's management, there's production creative (story writing, storyboarding), then there's talent (actors and performers). What realm do you see yourself in? If you dont have a specific field that you're already leaning towards, start with simple camera tech. Be a bestboy, a grip, etc, for a larger production studio. That'll give you experience and show you how the current world works.
If you want to fucking "make a movie" and tell a story that you know you already have in your head, then you already have what it takes. That's what we did. We wrote a story and shot it using our paychecks. It worked and now we're in talks for a funded feature.
Carter Gray
>hey guys, comfy night hu... whoah, what's going on in this thread?
Charles Butler
that was too easy, disappointing
Colton Taylor
take solace in that we could easily tell it apart. I remember when Peaches was being attacked but it didn't matter much since nobody was fooled.
Andrew Peterson
Your life is disappointing. Have sex
Kevin Thompson
I'm having fun with the resident troll, sorry but it's a slow night
Jack Roberts
The Iron City set design which arguably took a good deal of work was pretty intriguing, and that's what was largely 50/50 real vs cgi. I saw Warcraft which was mostly CGI and holy shit, was it a nightmare. This was incredibly watchable. This movie, for me, was like a snack that I know I can always enjoy whenever I want it. I've got a dozen or so movies like that
Noah Brown
It's probably a fraction of what a regular person needs. More than likely the food they digest is broken down, a small part for nutrients, and the rest re-purposed for lubrication or energy for their cyber core. Everything else gets flushed.
Nolan Garcia
How would one break into the industry as an actor?
Grayson Powell
Jesus you really lost it, that's terrible
common one more, dance monkey
Anthony Sanchez
>tfw he stole everyone else's name but mine
Austin Moore
Usually these are shitposting troll hours before it gets comfy again so good thing you’re not getting discouraged
Also it’s almost time for Vamplita Blood Angel to come out again
Luis Garcia
late reply, was watching Soldier with mi madre. Hails for the URM BERZERKER program anons. I will do my best to give it justice. Keeping /alita/ the /fit/est and most /fa/ general on Yea Forums will be a satisfying and funny achievement.
Jacob Evans
Impress a casting member of a film crew. After that, network with the movie you're on and secure your next film before finishing.
Networking does more to land roles than actual acting, this day and age.
Luis Wright
it's a slow night and Jerome is up later than normal. We're doing all right though, fren.
Parker Hill
Then why are you still posting here? Surely there's another site that caters to your fucking USELESS standards.
Tyler Robinson
>Try to remove someone from the site you shitpost on.
>Accuse others of being reddit.
I mean...
Lucas Nelson
We don't have reddit moderation here. Censor the pics accordingly and post em.
I doubt it would have any negative impact even if was true.
Noah Butler
Has anyone in these threads had sex before? Honest question. I'm trying to get laid but it's been a week and I'm starting to feel less of a man.
Alexander Perez
Yup! I'm always up til like four AM so I love the comfy past midnight hours. Thanks for your concern, I appreciate it~
>more vampire alita
YESSSSSSS
Write me a vampire alita greentext to read!
On /alita/ specifically? Tumblr doesn't have an Alita fandom, and there's no chatting on tumblr, just pictures.
On Yea Forums in general?
That's actually a pretty good question
Guess I'm lonely and want some place to talk about my interests.
I will never, ever use Reddit.
David Wood
>generals
>not reddit
Where do you think you are?
Isaiah Turner
/ALITA/ is the most /fit/ /fa/ and happy comfy group of the entire internet
The /HEAL/ will spread and we’re all going to live wonderful lives
Xavier Thompson
All of them sound very interesting and I would like to gain experience on all those fields. I'm leaning towards management and production creative. There's a big change I wind up joining theater next semester so we'll see if I'm talent material later on. I did theater throughout grade school and I miss it. And it wasn't until I left high school that I realized how much I liked it and that I wanted to take it more seriously.
sukku
Gabriel Nguyen
>interests
>plural
doubt.
Gavin Thomas
Same festival guy here, I act in the movie and produced it so I can kinda speak to this. Keep yourself clean, be attractive to your coworkers and colleagues (be aware of the impact you have on them), find young independent filmmakers in your city, research their work, find one you like, make contact with them and secure a role in one of their projects. Then kick ass in it and give it everything you can. Expect no pay. As soon as you do ONE good role in a film you will get other offers--for no to little pay, ofc. Do one or two more and continue to kick ass and the offers will come again. Then, when you have a lot of offers and can't do them all and the pay is starting to appear, you can get an agent.
Key elements: be clean, look respectable, and be a good actor. Do not take a role if you can't be confident in it
Justin Flores
If you've only gone a week without having sex and you already feel like less of a man then you have bigger problems than just a lack of sex.
Kevin Anderson
my main boards are /cgl/, /tg/, /vp/, and /k/
Juan Parker
>mad roastie jealous that VA isn't a fat fuck like her.
Isaiah Hernandez
Those aren't interests. Doubt confirmed.
Alexander Lewis
Also, this, be clean, respectable, and tolerable, so that people want to invite you to their homes, beds, parties, and projects
Benjamin Sullivan
Why are you avoiding the question? you know what you should have
Oliver Richardson
>j-fash, tabletop RPGs & 40K, guns, and pokemon aren't interests
literally what the fuck did he mean by this
Evan Clark
any other place on Yea Forums I'd laugh at you. But I've been here since the early days of /abag/ and I know that what you say is truth. Our positivity is infectious even if that initially invites haters. We will prevail.
Dominic Brown
>posting on Yea Forums is an interest
Oh now I understand the inner machinations of your mind lmfao
Blake Brown
Posting on Yea Forums is DISCUSSING an interest you absolute fucking brainlet
Jaxson Diaz
Normal people have interests, then go to the board that fits those interests, Jerome.
Unlike someone floating around and shitposting in a thread they don't even like...
Asher Cooper
>Our positivity is infectious
since you're into medicine you're more like an infection that attracts WBCs. Eventually you're die or move to another host but this site will survive.
Benjamin Martin
I will make next thread
Hunter Taylor
>Those aren't interests. Doubt confirmed.
words uttered by a retard alitabiglmao.jpg
Joshua Gonzalez
please do, user.
Liam Jackson
Thank you, I appreciate it
Liam Evans
>posting about a gook anime 400 threads in a row
yeah really strong INTEREST lmao. Have you told your parents yet?
Michael Young
Where do you live anonskis
Benjamin Diaz
>40k
I think Alita would do well as one these.
Daniel Young
no, you're die
Jackson Morgan
NEW
Aaron Carter
/ALITA/: Battle Angel
Previous thread Discuss having sex
Henry Collins
In the vicinity of Hollywood
Joseph Williams
> Hey user I’m sorry I can’t go out during the day I have very sensitive skin
> why don’t we just stay inside our blanket fort and snack on something?
> no I don’t really like garlic bread
> oh no... you got a papercut? Here let me clean that off you
> Yes that would be cool if I was Dracula’s sidekick, but id rather be down with the count
> it’s cool if you’re religious just don’t have any crosses near me please they kinda burn
> I’m starving
> hey user... close your eyes for a minute and show me your neck I wanna see something
*hhhhzzzz*
Robert Brown
she's basically one minus the enforced mid-mission comas and combat cocktails/self-destruct. She could also double as a Vindicare.
Ryder Thomas
at least you tried
Cooper Jenkins
I'm... not hating this.
Logan Campbell
Recording right now
Brody Phillips
I'm so glad my cap of Todd being a beast of a man is being spread around
Connor Cruz
please don't taint that greentext with your tranny voice
Ethan Harris
Last for Nova did nothing wrong