Twincest edition
/got/
Justin Taylor
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James Foster
i hope they win bros
the lannisters are /ourhouse/
Hunter Reyes
>one day left
aaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhh....
William Wood
bastard thread.
Grayson Sanchez
Will he survive till the last episode?
Hunter Brooks
Noh
Thomas Price
Henry Nelson
Did they fuck?
Nathaniel Taylor
gay of thrones
Ryder Sanders
place your bets
Easton White
>my daily dose
Thanks user
Aiden Moore
nth for cute dany
Chase Lopez
'ate southrons
'ate lannisters
'ate king's landing
'ate maesters
'ate the seven
love me wife
love the old gods
love winter
simple as
Joshua Perry
EPISODE 1 - "WINTER IS HERE"
EPISODE 2 - "THE RIGHTFUL QUEEN"
Could be subject to change, but w/e
Xavier Edwards
I wish Bolt-On were true
Zachary Long
based
Jayden Gutierrez
Their best scene was when Jamie raped Cersei, for being spiteful, beneath Joffreys dead corpse. That's true love bros, let's go Lannisters!
Jose Brown
Just rewatched this scene a few days ago, it's actually pretty hot.
Josiah Hughes
Fuck off, creep
Ayden Barnes
have sex
Juan Morales
what the fuck is this meme
Connor Thompson
BASED.
Aiden Mitchell
>Melly tells Stannis if they fuck, their hellspawn will kill Renly
>it does
>Melly tells Stannis the ritual with Gendry will kill Balon, Joffrey and Robb
>it does
>Melly tells Stannis burning his daughter will win him the battle of Winterfell
>oh no, how awful. why Stannis agree to do something so stupid and nonsensical
Not even mentioning the fact that we also see Beric come back to life as proof of the lord of light's power. Melly basically killed off four of the most powerful men in the kingdom with her magic and still there are some niggas out there questioning the validity of the lord of light. I mean fuck man you can't argue with results. Stannis had every reason to believe that sacrificing his daughter would result in a victory for him.
Liam Murphy
Quit flirting with me, faggot
Nolan Perez
Have sex
Samuel Russell
Ryan Phillips
>it wasn't rape in the books
Why did GRRM portray incest and 13 year old sex with an old man as "consensual?"
James King
Lena is a handsomest person on that show.
QUEEN CERSI FOREVER
Anthony Perry
START THE DAMN BOBBYPOSTING BEFORE I PISS MESELF
Aaron Barnes
THANK THE GODS FOR BESSY AND HER TITS
Noah Hernandez
Jon is declared the rightful queen
William Jenkins
All I want is for Brienne to fuck Jaime and Tyrion to fuck Sansa.
Grayson Morgan
But Stannis didn’t win the battle of Winterfell
Matthew Myers
>Sacrificing your only heir is somehow a wise choice in a succession war
>Doubt [X]
Alexander Turner
>Brienne and Jaime
t. Landwhale
Bentley Smith
Who /comfy/ reading about theories and lore here?
Oliver Carter
I want Jaime to fuck Sansa and Brienne to fuck Podrick
Kayden Peterson
Speaking of theories and such, would you say "Alt shift X"youtube channel is based or not?
Logan Sullivan
Vote if you haven’t.
Who is Azor Ahai?
I will close the poll tomorrow before the episode and if we get this right we can we can rub it in Reddit’s face forever.
Ethan Stewart
Uhhh can someone explain what any of these mean?
Easton Lee
It means you need to go back.
Leo Mitchell
>Not wanting Jaime to fuck his sister again
You're all degenerates, Lannister incest is pure
David Ortiz
Literally television event of the decade incoming, this will be glorious 1.5 months.
Adrian Walker
Definitely if you want to get a cursory overview of everything without reading forums and wikis.
Isaac Roberts
Back when Sansa was hot. Kind of funny that Sansa and her room always smelt of shit though. The handmaidens and cleaners must have been weirded the fuck out that this kids room smells of shit all the time.
Jaxon Sanchez
The deepest one I get to is "the trees are evil" and Farwynd was right, althoughI miss all the other deep ones and many of those at higher levels
Isaac Nelson
british person here
is there a stream anywhere? is it currently on in the USA? I don't want to wait till tomorrow.
Isaiah Sanchez
K, thanks user
Carter Watson
Hasn't leaked yet. Won't be out for a while.
Connor Ward
>and her room always smelt of shit though.
Why?
Jaxson Richardson
Based as fuck my dude
Juan Barnes
Arya kept putting shit in her pillows.
Evan Fisher
I’d beat my kids ass if they were doing weird things with shit all the time. They should have really hurt her.
Robert Russell
Is there any good recap videos of each season on Youtube?
My boomer dad has watched it with me since season 1, but he never re-watched any of it and barely knows any of the characters names / remembers what happened in previous seasons unless I remind him.
Henry Wilson
Henry Morales
Look at pic relatedSansa says that Arya would stuff her pillows with shit and stitch them up when she was angry so Sansa wouldn't have a clue where the shit smell was coming from. And she says that Arya was always angry with her which means by her own words that her room always smelt of shit and she wouldn't know the reason why. She was literally sleeping on shit filled pillows. So she'd sooner or later start to smell like shit herself.
James Hernandez
episode 1 spoilers
don't read if you don't want to be spoiled
>dany and jon arrive
>sansa doesn't like dany, thinks jon is now pussywhipped and wrapped around dany's finger now
>bran says the NK has viserion
>jon calls meeting
>lyanna mormont: y u bend knee
>tyrion says to trust in cersei
>dany and jon ride dragons,
>they start making out and maybe fuck
>their advisors talk about getting them together to marry or something
>dany tells sam she executed the tarlys
>sam runs off crying
>sam later goes tell jon about his parents
>tries to get jon to push his claim
>jon says dany is his queen
>jaime arrives and sees bran
>oh and cersei has sex with euron after he threatens her
>she is mad there's no elephants (?)
>arya sees jon at some point and he starts talking about how sansa doesn't like his girlfriend, so help your brother out
that's it, not much happens. i don't remember if the NK shows up or not.
Caleb Jones
Cooper Adams
Kek.
Jace Williams
Tbqh everyone Probbaly smells like shit just like everyone did back in the medieval days
Hunter Ross
Aegon 'Arya help a bruva out or I'll make you look like that Stark bitch' Targaryen.
Angel Walker
When did Sansa turn into the most sensible and capable ruler on the show?
Jacob Gomez
They probably did but Sansa must half smelt like she was bathing in festering liquid shits.
Camden Rogers
>ywn fuck jaime, a man who stinks of shit and piss
jdimsa
David Flores
James Williams
Azor manlet!
Tyler Sanders
>story has a dragon in it
>it's called "drogon"
"THE AMERICAN TOLKIEN" THEY SAID
Chase Scott
it was named after khal drogo you speedwatching snark.
Blake Harris
who's ready for the inevitable prequels and sequels, after disney buys the rights?
Xavier Anderson
It still sounds lame as fuck
Sebastian Foster
>"Kni...Knigget"
What did he mean by this?
Jacob Butler
Implying that makes it better
Ethan Garcia
not really if you aren't a pleb
Samuel Jones
He's a tiny guy.
Aaron Carter
HBO is already making spinoff series. No need to wait for Disney
Colton Jones
Illiterate Davos is the cutest shit ever.
Juan Bennett
For you
Parker Nelson
I never claimed anything about whether it was a good name, only that it wasn't derived from "dragon" as user claimed
Anthony Ward
>implying she would be his heir
>implying he wasn't planning on making a new heir with fire bush
Carter Martin
SNEEDson quality rankings official GoT rankings of Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's): 2 > 1 > 6 > 7 > 5 > 4 > 3
Lucas Myers
I’m looking forward to the inevitable sequels by Disney starring Dany’s spunky daughter who was trained by her aunt Arya
Chase Clark
you aren't funny zoomer
Luis Wood
Sneething
Caleb Adams
Juan Diaz
find an actual funny meme faggot
Matthew Hughes
>yfw 60 minutes of retard Sansa thinking she's epic and smart and strategic tomorrow
Connor Allen
Seriously, why do you guys posts these type of posts on here when you're already posting on here in the first place?
Anthony Bennett
OMG I GET TO WEAR ARMOR LIKE IM USEFUL
Justin Morgan
Quick, someone post the original DABID pasta.
Dominic Harris
I don't know, she seems to be the only giving a shit about things like storing food, that makes her more competent than almost everyone else on the show
Gavin Brooks
>>Melly tells Stannis if they fuck, their hellspawn will kill Renly
>>it does
Don't forget the second shadowbabby that killed Cortnay Penrose
>>Melly tells Stannis the ritual with Gendry will kill Balon, Joffrey and Robb
>>it does
The blood was from Edric Storm and while those guys admittedly later died, there is no evidence Melisandre was in any way involved in their deaths.
>>Melly tells Stannis burning his daughter will win him the battle of Winterfell
But the battle of Winterfell hasn't happened yet and Melisandre and Shireen are hundreds of miles away at Castle Black.
John Russell
i love you user
Aaron Jackson
>Who is Azor Ahai?
I don't see Daenerys, the daughter of Rhaegar and Lyanna, on that list?
Joseph Edwards
love you too
Christian Watson
>thinking tWoW will ever be published, let alone aDoS.
Josiah Cox
Episode 2 is even worse. It’s written by that faggot that was behind all the dorne shit and Sansa northern story line.
Angel Bennett
nowitens
Owen Sanders
>khal drogo
That's CARL Drogo, you pleb.
Adam Johnson
Azor Jaime
Grayson Cox
Memes aside, I think he did an OK job. I hope we see more of him in S8
Christian Jenkins
Unironically Team Cersei
Hunter Powell
Psst
Psst
the lord of light did not provide the magic that killed renly. The only magic melly did that R’hllor was responsible for was bringing Jon back.
Luis Stewart
>Robin Arryn in multiple episodes this season
for what purpose
Ryder Ward
>who's ready for the inevitable prequels and sequels
I am! I sure can't wait to see 98lb chicks spin-kicking Dothraki rapists into submission after lecturing them on the use of proper pronouns, while a hip-hop soundtrack plays in the background! Go grrrl powah!
Which tv series will be more woke and progressive; prequel GoT or prequel LotR?
Justin Martin
>1st time since the series started that I dont have HBO
Adrian Brooks
Jon marries Cersei and the rule over whats left. And Jaime as his hand who marries Sansa is my kino ending. Daenerys dies with her last words being 'where are my dragons'.
Adam Powell
I’m not sure about Tyrion and Sansa but Jaime and Brienne HAS to happen. It’s the conclusion of his arc from primal urges with Cersei to mutual love and respect with Browne.
Kevin Adams
>Which tv series will be more woke and progressive; prequel GoT or prequel LotR?
The Witcher
Charles Richardson
Jaime will wed Sansa and Brienne will fuck pod.
Daniel Garcia
oh god that series is gonna be ground zero for SJW/leftist propaganda
John Morales
Prequel is going to be game of thrones 2.0 with the white walking not going to be explained until season 8 and they're slowly march on down south for 7 seasons.
Eli Howard
Who is cutest /got/ boy and why is it Sandor?
Justin Scott
is azor ahai in the tv show
William Perez
>that pic
Mason Morales
The show
>Rag-are and Lyanna got married in Dorne same time as he got an annulment from Ellia.
1 or 2 episodes later
>*FLASHBACK* Rhaegar and Lyanna are clearly in the North or possibly the Riverlandss but probably the north because they are getting married in front of a tree.
What the fuck?
Alexander Foster
Jaxon Walker
Jacob Garcia
There's still Wheel of Time left though, if and once The Witcher, GoT prequel and LoTR prequel are full of SJW bullshit. I just want one fantasy series without SJW propaganda, is that too much to ask?
Adrian Price
not thicc enough
Sebastian Baker
>the one on the right
Sebastian Jenkins
I suspect that LotR will get the most cultural enrichment, as the Hollywood Jews have been waiting to get their hands on that property for decades and Christopher Tolkien finally got too old to fight them off.
Henry Martin
based. the following marriages to andals/first men were all in the roughly 130 first years of targaryen rule. their blood was already diluted and some of the later targaryens (the first example that comes to mind being rhaenys and possibly jon) didn't even have white hair and purple eyes
Third Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, as King Maegor I Targaryen. Married to Ceryse Hightower, Alys Harroway, Tyanna of the Tower, and the "Black Brides", Elinor Costayne, Rhaena Targaryen, and Jeyne Westerling
Prince Viserys Targaryen. Fifth Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, as King Viserys I Targaryen. Viserys was married twice: his first marriage was to his cousin, Lady Aemma Arryn (the daughter of Princess Daella), his second marriage to Lady Alicent Hightower.
Prince Daemon Targaryen, known as the Prince of the City and Lord Flea Bottom, briefly King of the Stepstones and the Narrow Sea. Married trice: first to Lady Rhea Royce
Lady Rhaena Targaryen, Daemon's daughter by Laena Velaryon. Twin to Baela. Once betrothed to Prince Lucerys Velaryon. Married to Ser Corwyn Corbray (no issue) until his death, married next to Garmund Hightower.
Six unknown daughters by Garmund Hightower.
Princess Daella Targaryen. Married to Lord Rodrik Arryn.
Hudson Cruz
One gathers the first episode screened last week for the (((critics))). No leaks?
Cameron Foster
Also memes aside the flashbacks were probably the most watchable part pf that season, kek
Nicholas Fisher
Wait, so Geralt ain't gonna bang hot chicks (and other female sentient creatures and a literal goddess) left and right?
Christian Nelson
you type like a faggot
Joseph Jones
>story has a talking tree with a beard
>name it treebeard
“THE BRITISH MARTIN,” THEY SAID
Jack Jackson
Given the female casting choices, he'll probably be a virgin lmao
Brandon Miller
It’s in this thread I think, scroll up
Ian Jones
Rhaenys being a slut as usual
Parker Sanders
True, even with Arthur Dayne dual-wielding bullshit.
He's probably going to bang oinly Dandelion. SO PROGRESSIVE.
Brody Bailey
visenya is bestgirl
Zachary Ortiz
Why didn't Cersei want to marry Loras? Other than the fact that he was fruity as a fruit loop. Bitch schemes and scams to gain more power for her and her family, then she's offered a marriage alliance with a powerful house and now she's not into playing politics. WHAT THE FUCK IS HER PROBLEM.
Brandon Sanders
>white walkers plan to take the Eyrie with wight Viserion, planning to assault the Vale from within
>they expect to find the castle empty due to the extreme cold
>wrong
>tit-sucking Robin "I want to see him fly!" Arryn came back because Royce finally told him the truth: his house doesn't have a moon door
>won't let anyone in because he knows they're just going to take him back down the mountain
>he's barricaded himself inside and booby-trapped the entire castle
>white walker invasion begins at night
>Viserion lands in the Eyrie's inner courtyard
>it fucking collapses and Viserion is impaled by multiple dragonglass spears
>Sweetrobin knows all what happened to the Eyrie during Aegon's conquest
>he's been hearing stories about it since he was at his mother's breast (so it's fresh in his mind)
>Viserion instantly destroyed
>white walkers are now trapped in the castle
>his castle
>Robin Arryn is Home Alone
Christopher Anderson
Didn't she push for Maegor who later tainted the Targ reputation already in the first generation after conquest tho?
Bentley Long
>tfw she'll never be your wife and your sister
Leo Foster
>Azor Robin
Lincoln Davis
>Robin doing anything other than ordering various mommys in the Vale court to come let him suck on their tits
nice fanfiction
Xavier Morris
>tfw no random peasant to shout "A Witcher, hide yer women" as in the first game
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William Garcia
>I just want one fantasy series without SJW propaganda, is that too much to ask?
It is. You can't have any tv-series without SJW bullshit nowdays.
Anthony Myers
>it’s another talking episode
Good thing they compressed this season, right?
Camden Foster
thats only because aegon didn't provide a strong paternal figure for maegor and let him go chasing inferior ass instead focusing on the weak spawn of rhaenys. and maegor was a big guy which visenya approved of so she wouldn't refuse him
Chase Ward
>Robin doing anything other than ordering various mommys in the Vale court to come let him suck on their tits
Please this, but uncensored and no weird angles to hide the tits
William Long
umm geralt is gay sweetie
Kayden Wright
Tyler Edwards
Varys is a Merling is one of the better and more entertaining theories in the whole of series
it fits into the theme of apparent species conflict between humans and Others and is more interesting than x is a secret child of y
Isaiah Collins
Writing is hard. This was maybe my answer to Stephen King, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. Dark Tower had a very behavioral philosophy: that if the writer was a hard worker, the series would be finished. We look at real writers and it’s not that simple. King can say that he became motivated and wrote for a hundred days, and he was persistent and consistent. But King doesn’t ask the question: What was his conventions policy? Did he maintain a standing blog? What did he do in times of hunger and constipation? And what about all these plotlines? By the end of the series, the main plot is finished but all of the subplots aren’t gone – they’re in the details. Did King pursue a policy of systematic conclusion and resolve them? Even the little baby plotlines, with their baby plotholes?
Hunter Bennett
Witcher 1 is terribly underrated game.
David Moore
Based and - dare I say it - bookpilled
David Ortiz
>Cate Blanchett cameo as one of these Vale mommys
In another timeline, this is happening right now
Hudson Martin
Maybe the Witcher can still be good
Ryder Turner
Im getting hype
Landon Martin
was she right
Grayson Campbell
>One gathers the first episode screened last week for the (((critics))). No leaks?
They probably made the critics come into HBO's office or an conference room HBO rented and made them watch the episode there under HBO's control.
Hollywood is getting hip to mailing out DVDs or streaming screeners nowadays, after so many screeners in the past got posted on-line.
Easton Lewis
Based
Isaac Jones
Maegor's one shitty wife was his downfall. To be honest he should've roasted all the septons alive.
Oliver Cooper
To be fair, last three books in The Dark Tower were shit. King wrote them in a short time and it shows. First four were great, but then the series was ruined once he rushed it to the end.
Ethan Gomez
you aren't funny
Zachary Johnson
Imagine how actually exhausted Lena Headey's facial muscles must be after 8 seasons of making this face
Sebastian Price
It hasn't aged very well. The gameplay is really clunky, interiors have a distinctly 90s RPG feel, the dialogue and writing are narmy...but even so, it DOES have charm. And even in 2019, the villages and the ghetto feel impressively alive.
David Reyes
Well, formerly I thought so, but as of this season?
Lucas Torres
>mfw
Wyatt Bell
You can see that he was losing interest right around Wolves of the Calla, and by the time Song of Susannah was out he obviously just wanted that shit done.
At least The Wind Through the Keyhole was good.
Robert Nguyen
>he didn't like the cozy NwN feel
Brody Stewart
Alexander White
Who would Yea Forums cast in a "Aegon's Conquest" prequel tv series?
Ryder Garcia
Aye, and I don't want Martin to rush things only because he just wants that shit to be done.
Obivously, Martin isn't rushing things.
Nathan Myers
I could easily see Lena as Cersei and I could also see her as a background piece of greasy trash in Trailer Park Boys
she has some acting range for sure
Ethan Russell
Idris Elba as Aegon.
Cooper Morgan
Bigger pic;
Blake Clark
How can stannis still win?
Jordan Martinez
Idris Elba
Thandie Newton
Lady Gaga
Kevin Johnson
Chuck here, fuck off Sneed.
4 > 2 > 3 > 6 > 7 > 1 > 5
Benjamin Morris
I didn't dislike it, but it feels dated when you go back and experience it again.
Connor Foster
uuuu
Logan Davis
How Stannis will become king in ASOIAF
>Stannis will defeat Ramsey Bolton & the Freys soldiers with the help of the Manderly soliders, by using his already setup trap of the ice lake.
>King Stannis will fake his death to Trojan Horse himself into Winterfell and defeat Roose Bolton, take him captive and complete his plan to take back the North.
>After King Stannis realizes his pink letter scheme didn't work to get Jon Snow back to Winterfell, to then become lord (base on Jon Snow still being out of order).
>Davos will arrive in time to bail King Stannis out with Rickon Stark and stamp King Stannis and Fat Manderly Alliance.
>King Stannis will then make Fat Manderly Warden of The North, until Rickon Stark (who'll be Fat Manderly new ward) comes of age. Manderly will also marry Rickon to his granddaughter.
>King Stannis will buy the Manderly fleet of ships he badly needs and Manderly badly needs to sell.
>King Stannis will head back to Storms End to get the Golden Company to betray Aegon Blackfyre and join him, before he imprisons Aegon.
>After that King Stannis will take his campaign to Old Town and the Reach to save them from Euron and stop his rampage on the south.
>After King Stannis finishes off Euron (kill him) and takes his Valyrian steel armor for himself.
>King Stannis will give the Iron Islands to Asha Greyjoy and his own man Ser Justin Massey.
>Next King Stannis will make quick work of the Freys in the River Land and basically unite the majority of the realm under him, before Tommen dies and all the realm has to bend the need to him anyway.
>Also King Stannis will go back to Dragonstone and start mining for dragon glass to arm his army for the Long Night.
STANNIS!
STANNIS!
STANNIS!
Landon Richardson
Melly looks so young here
Caleb Harris
Stannwas, not Stannis, deal with it.
Hunter Morgan
>dany = mad queen
>Gerion Lannister = Shrouded Lord
>Roose Bolton is the rat cook
>Secret 2nd wall = Yi-Ti's five forts
>Gylbert Farwynd was right, if planetos has a europe why not an america
>The trees are evil
>Braavos=jews
>Every dead dreamer bran sees in his falling dream = a previous long night cycle
this is all objectively correct, prove me wrong
Samuel Perez
When she did MaMa in Dredd I thought it was pissed Cersei the entire time
Aiden Lopez
I love Nikolaj but Lena is a huge SJW and that makes me like her less even though I love Cersei
Leo Martin
I want to lick dem eyebrows
Luis Lee
>Braavos=Jews
Even D&D support this
Jacob Lopez
Holy shit Lena Heady looks identical to my aunt in this picture.
Nolan Thomas
>tfw they got rid of here because she made the younger female cast endlessly seethe by being a perfect mommy while they grew up to be downie-looking goblins
Brandon Turner
Whatever happened to Sophie's friend?
Aiden Turner
She has no frens, she doesn't fight for freedom
Brandon Price
>Stannis will defeat Ramsey Bolton & the Freys soldiers with the help of the Manderly soliders, by using his already setup trap of the ice lake.
> *snip*
True, though all the rest is bullshit. If Stannis doesn't fall fighting the Others, he'll end up the 1000th Lord Commander of the Nights Watch.
Gabriel Thompson
calling sex "primal urges" makes you sound like an incel. all briennefags are ugly hambeasts anyway
Aiden Kelly
please have sex for the love of god
Benjamin Wood
Remembering the classics
Jacob Cox
Wrong.
Baratheon is the Chad house.
Nicholas Miller
Name my band
Asher Phillips
t. struggles under her own weight to reach her naughty bits while she causes earthquakes as her bloated, torpid form bucks wildly fantasizing about holding hands with Jaime
Gavin Jenkins
/r/ the pic where Jon and Dany are having sex and Jorah is peeking begind window.
Ryder James
Fire & Ice
Asher Edwards
>Baratheon is the Chad house.
Eli Stewart
>that moment in the books where Dany is hovering on the edge of being dtf and he stops just short giving the queen his sword
Camden Gray
Jaxon Carter
Drunkard, faggot and AAAAGGGH!
Caleb Price
fuck off and quit flapping your fupa at me. go stretch out your roastie to the brienne bath scene, cunt
Lincoln King
undiluted targ is the chad house, and undiluted valyrian is the chad race.
bow ya shits
Cameron Myers
>Stannis supposedly died seasons ago
>still causes massive amount of butthurt
Carter Hill
Off-topic but Gwendoline Christie would make a prime Sister of Battle, whenever Disney gets the rights to 40k.
Nolan Murphy
stannis is alive
Noah Hughes
Wight Stannis will kill Brienne this season.
Lincoln Parker
>>sansa doesn't like dany, thinks jon is now pussywhipped and wrapped around dany's finger now
Wasn't Jon pussywhipped by fucking Sansa too last season? I wish they wouldn't make him so fucking ball-less. It's all so they can push YES QUEEN SLAAAAY! I hate this show.
Landon Thompson
Yeah just like her so awesome Captain Phasma
Oliver Hall
>whenever Disney gets the rights to 40k.
*BLAM*
Levi Ortiz
Jacob Bennett
>Fantasizing about holding hands with Jaime
I fantasize about him shitting his pants while I watch, you're way off.
Andrew Bell
>she is mad there's no elephants
In the last ep when euron leaves she says he actually left to ferry merc army "and also elephants, I believe"
Robert Bailey
Nathan Young
None because I don't want to watch a show with a foregone conclusion. Why would I want more Targ Sue wankery when I got 7 and soon 8 full seasons of it?
Gavin Carter
>Wasn't Jon pussywhipped by fucking Sansa too last season?
No, Sansa just bitched ever since S6 and he had to listen to it along with everyone else, including Arya who nearly murdered her.
Nicholas Smith
Daniel Ross
>including Arya who nearly murdered her
You want to know how I know you're a low IQ normie?
The fact that you actually got suckered into the whole "AYRA IS GONNA KILL SANSA" shit last season. That was television writing at its worst.
Adam Hill
>None because I don't want to watch a show with a foregone conclusion.
>t. pleb
So you don't watch historical shows? or will you make up some bullshit excuse like they could have pulled some alternate history out of their asses at the last moment?
Andrew Evans
Your a fag, because an 8-10 episode mini-series of Aegon's conquest done in a Spartacus-style would be great.
Jack White
No, it's literally what D&D wrote. They were gonna murder each other, until Bran said, nah dude, it's LF. But the actor for Bran said they weirdly deleted it from the show.
Cameron Collins
Tell me one thing about the actress who plays Cersei, when she was in Spartacus he mole was was as black as the inside of my anus. Now it's not. She didn't have it removed, but it doesn't seem like she's covering it in make up either. What the fuck is going on?
Carter Carter
When’s Darkstar?
Ayden Walker
Gonna need a source on that one, normie.
Alexander Bell
how many hours until shit shitshow start
Thomas Russell
21
David Martinez
North = medieval Muscovy / Polish Commenwealth
Vale = renaissance Switzerland / Wales
Riverlands = medieval England
Iron Islands = Viking era Scandinavians
Westerlands = renaissance Italy / HRE
Stormlands = medieval Scotland
Reach = Carolingian France
Dorne = post-Reconquista Spain
Crownlads = Normans / late Byzantines
Wildings = Roman era Germanic barbarians
Aiden Ward
I've had enough Daenerys bullshit to last me a lifetime, why would I want a show about two Danys and one male Dany shitting up Westeros, but this time without White Walkers as possible saviors?
Zachary James
Jack Sullivan
screenrant.com
>normie
It's normalfag, tourist.
Sebastian Robinson
>shitting up Westeros
When they weren't killing each other in endless wars and raids, the Westerosi were eating with their hands like fucking savages before the Targaryens brought them civilization.
Austin Fisher
Oh fucking kay. In all seriousness? Jensen Ackles as Aegon.
>Brown hair
Yeah, I know. It can be dyed anyway.
Owen Hughes
>prequel LOTR
isn't that The Hobbit
Oliver Davis
>daenerys bullshit
>for aegon, visenya and rhaenys
you smell of showfag. why would people from literally 300 years ago with a different culture morals and goals act anything like an inmature madwoman with power she didn't earn, especially when they were groomed to command and rule from childhood by their father who was a lord
Wyatt Sanders
It's going to set up in a time between Hobbit and LoTR
Noah Garcia
Daynes are aliens.
Owen Clark
There was no actual improvement that the Targaryens brought. All they did was put themselves on top of what already existed. The wars didn't end, they just became more destructive (see Dance of Dragons).
>act anything like an inmature madwoman with power she didn't earn
That's like, all Targaryens. Without dragons, they're literally nothing but remnants of a failed decadent empire.
Benjamin Carter
Tyrion is a merling and a faceless man
Evan Howard
Jack Ross
Ned warged into ice and he will be reborn once Oathkeeper and Widow's Wail will be reforged into one again.
Austin Foster
Logan Robinson
Will Bran get to fugg Frogfu?
Joseph Long
Will frogfu even be in S8?
Henry Davis
Jackson Perez
>(see Dance of Dragons).
this is like saying rome conquering the diadochi wasn't an improvement on their constantly warring situation simply because mark anthony was retarded and wanted to rebel.
>all Targaryens. Without dragons, they're literally nothing but remnants of a failed decadent empire.
this is stupid and throws any and all historical context out of the window, the byzantines were the remnants of a decadent empire and without their legions they would have been nothing.
exept for the fact that neither empire was failed, their decadence was due to stagnation and external factors and the dragons/legions were the thing that enabled their dominance and their civilization that would remain unmatched for centuries
(without military dominance a society has to remain militarized on all levels rather than a highly effective military separate from the state. and that leaves no room for social development)
Joseph King
The Targ/Valyrian decadence is because they were degenerate incestuous fucks.
Aaron Turner
Aiden Lewis
David Bennett
>Wildings = Roman era Germanic barbarians
Not even, most of them don't even work metal. The Thenns do (bronze, for some reason, though iron should be less difficult). Wildlings have more in common with savages like native Americans, particularly more northerly ones.
Brayden Davis
>t. literal brianlet
you aren't even the same person I was replying to, and if you are it just shows you've run out of arguments.
valyrians were said to be ethereally beautiful, and they couldn't be 90iq if they managed to conquer the world and create a rome like society, so clearly they were inmune to the effects of inbreeding, which being a fictional society that used magic is understandable
Elijah Phillips
>every time a Targaryen is born the Gods flip a coin
Yeah, no madness at all.
Justin Kelly
This is the most retarded idea ever to climb up and down that shit with swords sticking out everywhere.
Lucas Watson
>No actual improvements?
The kings road? It’s not an improvement to unite a realm so it can prosper instead of constantly squabbling amongst each other?
Colton Martin
thats why a man has to sit on the Iron Throne
Elijah Foster
"There is magical power in the blood of old Valyria and this may create a certain instability in a Targaryen's personality, but it could also be that this is due to the fact that the Targaryens have forgotten how to control it when magic waned from the world and dragons disappeared."
taken from the wiki, I agree with this theory, incest is supposed to be harmful to humans but maybe it was a requirement in valyria for their bloodmagic to work and they had a way to control it. and if valyria had been as mad as the targaryens they wouldn't have become and empire, they would have killed each other.
targaryens are a shit example for all of valyrians as a race because they have forgotten everything about their old culture and are intermixed with the westerosi. and considering what real incest does having a single mad king in 300 years and 4 questionable ones who all looked physically normal is pretty lucky
Luke Ramirez
Sunset Lands savage, please. Westeros was in a state of perpetual war and retardation prior to the Targaryens bringing unity, peace and civilization.
Henry Brooks
I really hope they don’t make Rand black
Owen Jones
Wars are generally a good thing, as it brings progress the hard way. See: Europe.
Justin Diaz
WOT'S HAPPENING?!
Mason Anderson
MADNESS
Liam Ross
But they had been waring amongst themselves for a long time and never built proper roads. So they would have continued in this stunted state with no progress.
Jose James
>>Wildings = Roman era Germanic barbarians
>Not even, most of them don't even work metal.
It ain't a one-to-one comparison, just what their real world analogs kinda are.
Connor Roberts
THE KINGS TOO FAT FOR HIS ARMOR
Bentley Hill
>both of these "sources" say literally nothing and don't prove your point
Amazing work. You got played by really shitty tv writing. If you actually thought Arya was gonna kill Sansa or vice versa then you should unironically neck yourself.
Easton Rogers
Dilation time!
Josiah Torres
>Wars are generally a good thing
Jace Cruz
HAS
Adrian Murphy
Based and genetically advanced pilled
Luke Morgan
Hail!
Andrew Lee
WE'RE LAUNDERING DRUG MONEY THRU THE COSTUME DEPT.
Henry Butler
>dragons represent nukes
>targaryens represent colonialism
What do the Others represent?
Ayden Thomas
Well there's these two geniuses who thought killing off the one interesting character the Vale has got going for it without it actually playing a role despite the fact he was lord over it so now they have to wrap it up somehow.
Nathaniel Cooper
So lose some weight your grace. Drink less wine and eat less boar and start exercising you fat fuck.
Henry King
jesus christ dont skip leg day.
Connor Murphy
>i don't remember if the NK shows up or not.
how could you not remember that
everything else looks plausible, but also predictable
Ryan Ortiz
after ramsey repeatedly raped some sense in to her
Tyler Baker
Nothing wrong with his legs you insecure drumstick
Austin Collins
>What do the Others represent?
Bio-engenering gone out of control.
James Rivera
My calves are bigger and he probably has 30-40 lbs on me
Henry Miller
>my calves
Ok retard
William Hernandez
My normie girlfriend is more excited for this shit tomorrow than I am. The absolute fucking media blitz really worked.
Odds of Jon Snow and Jamie making it out alive? They’re the only characters I care about at this point.
Jaxson Lewis
>eat less boar
Wild boar is very lean meat.
Leo Taylor
>jaime
Eh
>jon
If he dies it's going to be kamikaze'ing the night king
Levi Rodriguez
Jon 50/50, Jaime zero
Angel Powell
odds of Jon and Jamie making out?
pretty high, desu.
Owen Turner
>we will never get another good season of True Detective
why even live?
Connor Myers
Both zero. Jaime will die in a redemptive way.
Jon will die after killing Dany to create Lightbringer and defeating the Nights King.
Jayden Rodriguez
> "M'Lord, the King is coming!"
> "Quick, put the giant retard in the front row!"
> "Right away, m'Lord!"
Bravo, D&D....
Ethan Ward
Your in the wrong place. /got/ hates Jonfags.
Charles Gonzalez
Says who?
Aiden Cooper
/got/ makes fun of stannisfags and reddit bobbyposters
Nolan Barnes
You forgot Davos
Michael Watson
and gamier than fuck
Oliver Robinson
your mother was a gamey whore with a fat ass.
Carter Foster
Today I will remind them. Jon is for that other place. He is a Gary Stu.
Charles James
Me. Fuck RedditJOn
Ryder Foster
are we in the same thread?
Charles Perez
> 301 AC
> not knowing how to cook
Ian Rodriguez
That Dragons Demands Youtube autism just dropped. He said it’s going to be multiple parts.
Joseph Clark
This isn't real right? If it is, how could you possibly fall for such a cashgrab?
Ryder Carter
GODS WHAT A STUPID BOOK
Xavier Murphy
I would guess that 50% of the people in any given Burlington Bar vid owns a copy.
Ayden King
>Across the Narrow Sea: Biscuits and Bacon
>The South: Cream Swans; Trout Wrapped in Bacon
>The North: Beef and Bacon Pie
>The Wall: Rack of Lamb and Herbs; Pork Pie
For fuck's sake
Eli Phillips
winds of winter died for this
Logan Myers
Alexander Wood
Any character with a 100% chance of survival?
Christopher Hughes
*Clown world starts playing* Who's going to help pitch in for the $70 worth of video game and fantasy cookbooks?
Luis Rogers
Tyrion
Carter Cox
hurry up and bake the new bread ye shits
Austin Torres
Jaime is the only character I still support, so I am rooting for the Lannisters
>the house is the only one for which costume design holds up
>the least 1 dimensional characters
>the only people who dont get shit just handed to them easily
Camden King
Sam
Evan Brooks
.
Juan Diaz
it's time
Ian Walker
littlefinger
Andrew Foster
Littlefinger is still alive. He never go out like that. He had that gay coin from jagen hgar club. He switched with somebody and will be back to sit on the throne. He is /ourbigguy/
Angel Cook
bigtoe
Caleb Sanders
Her Looming Shadow and the Dusty Mesas
Jackson Harris
does it contain a recipe for lamprey pie
Eli Wood
What's Sam Hyde doing here?
Bentley Walker
god i love maisie so much
Nolan Moore
how smelly is melly, bros?