SVENGOOLIE GENERAL

SVENGOOLIE GENERAL -- svengoolie.com

>What the heck is Svengoolie?
Svengoolie is one of the last great Late Night Horror Hosts still on the air. Think Elvira but instead of a hot woman it's a fat old man who lives in a coffin and get pelted with rubber chickens.

CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCAST

TONIGHTS MOVIE: THE SON OF DR. JEKYLL (1951)

MOVIE DESCRIPTION: The son of the notorious Dr. Henry Jekyll is determined to prove that his father's reputation has been unjustly deserved. He sets out to develop his father's formula in order to prove that he was a brilliant scientist rather than a murderous monster.

IMDB RATING: 4.8/10 (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)
RT RATING: NONE (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)

>Where can I watch Svengoolie?
On the TV channel MeTV. Check your cable channels to see if you get MeTV, most American service providers carry MeTV. Sorry, I've never been able to find a pirate stream of MeTV. Americans can also get MeTV for FREE over the airwaves with an antenna. If you find a stream, please post a link in the thread!

TIME: 8:00 EASTERN (20 MINUTES FROM THIS POST)

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Tonight's Movie: The Son of Dr. jekyll
Year: 1951
Director: Seymour Friedman
Writers: Mortimer Braus (story), Jack Pollexfen (story)


Description: Edward Jekyll, ignorant of how his father had brought forth death and destruction with his experiments, is pursuing a chemist career despite the fact that he has been discharged from school or his unorthodox experimentations. When the time comes for his father's estate, which had been put in trust, Edward first learns of his father's actions and rather than ignore the matter, sets out to prove that human personality can be changed by certain chemical stimulations. But he hasn't reckoned on Dr. Curtis Lanyon, a prominent doctor and close friend of the family. Lanyon wants to get his hands on the estate and resorts to murder and frame-ups to make Edward appear to be as insane as his father.

FEATURING:

Louis Hayward ... Edward Jekyll / Dr. Henry Jekyll / Mr. Hyde
Jody Lawrance ... Lynn Utterson
Alexander Knox ... Dr. Curtis Lanyon
Lester Matthews ... Sir John Utterson
Gavin Muir ... Editor Richard Daniels
Paul Cavanagh ... Insp. Stoddard
Rhys Williams ... Michaels, the butler

TECH SPECS:
Run Time: 1 hr 18 min
Format: 35mm Spherical
Ratio: 1.37:1
Color: Black & White

Oops, forgot my poster.

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Fuck yeah Svengoolie. Gonna watch and shitpost

MY CHECKBOOK IS READY

Second for based Sven.

MY BODY IS READY

NO FUCKIN CHECKS!

Sup bros let’s get spooky

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still no streams?

Finally! I've been waiting all week to write this check!

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IM READY FOR SPOOKY!

bruh send me that personal check to my face not on the internet and see how many rubber chickens get thrown about

Might watch him tonight. Does he just come up and make jokes before and after commercials like the host segments on Mystery Science Theater?

Sven!

Im all geared up and ready to party

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ITS KINO TIME

I like everything about you.

I've looked but I've never been able to find one. If you get your internet through comcast you can add a 10$ online streaming package that includes MeTV, or if you live in the USA you should be able to pick up MeTV over the airwaves with a good antenna.

If anyone ever finds or starts a live stream for MeTV, for the love of god post a link in this thread.

I don't even drink and that looks good

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The elvis glass makes it so much more tasty

Yes, although occasionally he does MST3K style commentary.

Im on my 3rd one, I try to start drinking when Wonder Woman starts flapping those titties.

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>Wonder woman on 10 minutes before Sven
>see Wonder Woman in that fucking girdle and spandex
>get rock hard aching boner and want to JACK OFF
>know I don't have enough time before Svengoolie comes on to finish up
>boner gets harder
>Sven immediately comes on
>boner evaporates so hard it hurts the second Sven comes on screen with his black make up, boomer jokes and turkey gizzard neck
>Dick hurts for the entire movie

Why must MeTV do this to me

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Its called BONER-VISION

admit it, you jizzed to sven

CLEAR THE FUCKING AIR LINES!!!
CLEAR THE FUCKING BOWLING LANES!!!

eh, at least there's the spooky movie night stream on fridays

FUCK
I must have a different MeTV feed because it's not Svengoolie

HERE WE GO

We've all been there, brother.

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It was for Mel D Hyde hahaha

cover him up, he dead

I think it society needs more torch mobs

2 men and a baby
allan get out of my carriage

A robot jacked off Danzig's dick in the London Dungeon

Robot Loo Wrist Even Sun
Robert Louis Stevenson

Never play pictionary with sven

So did the mother have sex with jekyll or Hyde? How would that play out on maury?

The jokes are just on commercials. He also does one where he dubs his voice over a segment but that one is more rare.

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MONSTER YOU ARE THE FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That candle was incredibly bright

Do you have This or MeToo on? There are different sister channels.

HD Tach Lite Candle, inspired by special OPS.
5000 Lumens , only 19.95!

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Do you take personal checks?

Wish Brettygood would also do Sven. I like Joe Bob better but cmon.

I decline checks.

Ha. I thought he said Buddy Sorrell too.

HUBBA HUBBA

That woman's house is filled with variations of... Pooh

Its a shithole

Kek

Looks as though he's just making 1800s meth

This guy needs the My PILLOW

Drink it!

VIOLENCE!

So he WAS making meth!

walter white would be proud

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Hairy pause..... Actually could've been a MeTV commercial

these wiggers

THEYRE LYING THEYRE LYING THEYRE LYING I TELL YOU

Yes a (((coincidence)))

Rest your pretty head.
Don't drink any potions .

FUCK YES, RAWHIDE!!!! GO SVEN!!

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fuck the sorrells

NO FUCKIN CHECKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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No online stream of MeTV available?

>for you

Does Sven know about us?

I can't believe somebody rang the doorbell while he was trying to tell me about the next show. How rude!

nosey neighbor

great thread I always liked these sorts of shows and most major metropolitan areas had their own variation--Philly had a sexy woman whose name I cannot recall; Cleveland had Ghoulardi (PTA's dad) and then Big Chuck and Little John; everyone had something like this back in the day

Philly? That was Stella from Saturday Night Dead

>Stella from Saturday Night Dead
she could get it

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I fapped to one of Darcy the Mailgirl's porn scenes today.

Was I think pre-Michael Jackson Darcy or has she always looked that way?

Post surgery. I like the bimbo look.