These are the new Charlie's Angels. Say something nice about them, Yea Forums

Proof?

Jesus, what the fuck happened with Stewart?

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>that drone

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They won't do the pose?

Who are the new school marketing geniuses that greenlit ANOTHER charlies angels reboot?

is this some disney shit? they don't look old enough to even remember charlie's angels

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I like how the brunette on the end looks like one of those slightly dim girls who cruise through high school because you can't fail these days and is up for weird sex because she can't think two steps ahead.

>black
>dyke
>white
I guess Asians are officially not an underrepresented minority anymore

Not as bad, even shitshins are pretty fuckable.

Literally who gives a shit?

Yeah. It's already old. Couple more years and whole film will feel like ancient archive footage.

Remember how we look back at those cheesy movies based on older shows or movies where they tried to "modernize" these older shows to make them more action packed, sexier or dark and gritty? How we look back on them as being a cheesy product of what was popular in the late 90s/early 2000s with the injection of extreme sports and shitty rock music? 10 years from now, we will look back at this shit as the period of time when hollywood was following another shitty trend and look back at this as cheesy like too.

nothing new, there was one (and even sequel) with drew barrymore, cameron diaz and lucy liu few years ago

Ugh, It's 2019, I think we are ready for an all male charlie's angels.

All male CE reboot when?

when are we gonna get a gender swapped charlies angels

Men can be angels too.

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Why is charisma black hole Kristen Stewart famous?

>10 years from now, we will look back at this shit as the period of time when hollywood was following another shitty trend
10 years from now? We’re already doing that.

I will bet anything that Charlie is a female

>The new Charlie Angels are even whiter than last time
Before they had 2 white angels, now they have 2.56 white angels

McG's movie was good, this won't hold a candle to it.

Is that Kristen Stewart?

Yuck

I bet I could kick all of their asses.

something nice about them

i have wanted to put my pp inside of kstew for like ten years now

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flay one and find out

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is Charlie a Dyke now?

Hollywood is tryna draw blacks, lgbts and mexicans to this movie. racist, sexist, heterosexual white males need not apply.

They are so average looking, you'd mistake that as some promo for a straight to DVD action movie with Mark Dacascos or something.

the blonde looks very masculine

Charlie's Dikes

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This looks more like British slags version of the hangover

>Asian swapped out for a black
>All are ugly
When will this stage end?

I see they saved money by using the Kingsman set

Did disney make this new movie?

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>Asian swapped out for a black
That's where you're wrong, kiddo

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>2 british actresses and an american

this is the world we live in.

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>Naomi and Kstew
>ugly
are you defective

Very problematic how white they are

I'd fuck 2019 drew barrymore if it'll bring back the FHM magazine aesthetic of hot babes.

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Indeed

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gross

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I'd have violent sex with every single one of them.

More like Juanitas Angels

including the director.

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Trips of what is love?

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>when the director is hotter than any of the stars
Is there any other example of this?

I prefer the original

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