This movie is like genuinely better action sci fi than any annual capeshit trash

This movie is like genuinely better action sci fi than any annual capeshit trash.
What went wrong?

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>We're gonna betray our nation for a bunch of loincloth wearing ayylmaos

nothing
movie is perfect and cara is equally perfect

the cemestry between cara and the other guy was non existent

I honestly don't know what it is the aliens achieved at the end

Was it... just a VR simulation of their home planet?

Valerian is legit the worst film I have ever seen in a movie theater. I have never understood why people want to walk out of a movie that they paid money for but during the Rhianna dance scene I finally saw the pain those people felt.

That movie was pure shit! One of the worst movies ever.

Good scifi: Contact, Arrival, Terminator, Interstellar, Alien etc.

Miscast leads doomed it.

Don't listen to these plebs. Movie is another fun movie from Luc Besson, and it's the closest he's ever gotten to that Fifth Element vibe.

Cara ruins movies.

I'm just here for the Cara webms

I couldn't figure this out, either. It legit seems like they're going to just run around some fucked-up crash site or whatever and pretend it's paradise.

Which also begs the question of what the fuck matters and who cares wrt Clive Owen. Like... just give them the shitty area they want where they'll be happy and quiet, everything will be fine.

All the stakes were mountains made of mole hills.

Which do you want

Her being cute.

The opening is turbokino.

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Her cringe acting in Valerian.

when i saw the trailer i thought they were brother and sister and around that line scenario was build

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I stopped watching after 30 minutes but it was too cringeworthy, and I'll watch most sci-fi shit too.

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That's because you look at them as coworkers rather than siblings. The whole film makes more sense if you consider them as brother and sister in a hyper progressive society that allows sibling marriage.

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Apparently a lot of people felt the protagonists looked related and the romance felt like incest

Main actor was garbage. Main plot was shit and blue aliens were terrible.

Still a fun setting and it would be nice to see a movie with better plot in it.

Gave me Fifth Rlement vibes. I liked it.

Still here?

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If you like 95% CG bullshit and a boring story.

space opera is not sci-fi

...the what?

i want to lick her eyebrows

this

The main actors are atrocious. After that, it was too weird for the general public. They want the same flashy colors again, not different flashy colors.

Brie Larson-esque

Do I know you from another board?

yes its my gimmick

The pacing was awful.

Guys, it's like Fifth Element but with a main actor who has all the charm of a bag of Doritos and an actress who looks like her face was painted on a stick figure, but member Fifth Element?

Based

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whatever these things are they're horrible and every second they were on the screen was absolutely horrible

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they had like a couple minutes screentime. tops
watch the movie. it's actually very good

those two minutes of absolute agony ruin the 90 minutes of prime eyebrow kino

i was watching for like an hour and nothing at all happened. So i turned it off.

>eyebrow kino

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makes sense, french comicbook, french director

Why didn't you like the Space Jews?