No movies about toxoplasmosis

i'd rather have a cat parasite than lose my limbs tbqh

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Toxoplasmosis-positive males are LITERALLY proven to be rated as both more aggressive and more attractive by women
Toxo-negative bois should just snip themselves already, the future is symbiotic

Yeah, probably because they're also toxo-pozzed.

Adult Swim had a commercial skit about this

>t. toxoplasmosis

This. My pussy pozzed me and now I'm fucking 10/10 pusy every weekend.

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dog licking actually cleans your wounds.
That pupper must have eaten something pretty bad prior.

I swear after getting a cat my test values doubled

Feline paws tapped out this post.

Dude autism is linked to unusual gut microbes. Get with the times already.

the parasites are making you say that, user

>Why yes, i was exposed to cat litter as a child, why do you ask?

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Why is Toxoplasmosis being memed so much lately?

dogfags finally realized they've lost.

because cats are a pest who shit out mind controlling parasites, and that's coming from an owner.

t. (pic related)

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That's just because you became an apex predator, like your fluffy little kitty cat

Because catbois have become insufferably obnoxious due to their brainpoz

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OK but that's been known for ages, why is it being memed lately?

>not having both

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You have to be delusional to be a catfag at this point. Less useful than dogs, worse companion, less intelligent, LITERALLY give you mind altering worms which you can never get rid of. Renounce your sin and step into the light where dogbros will welcome you

Yea Forums, time for some disturbing truths

ox.ac.uk/news/2018-04-26-can-microbes-manipulate-our-minds#

>Research has shown that gut bacteria (especially species belonging to Lactobacillus and Bifidobacterium) can influence social behaviour, anxiety, stress and depressive-like behaviour.

>gut bacteria might change our behaviour in ways that make us more sociable to increase their likelihood of transmission to new hosts. Indeed, it is intriguing that numerous species of gut bacteria can produce chemicals of identical structure to our brain’s own neurotransmitters

>we may have evolved to depend on our microbes for normal brain function, such that a change in our gut microbiome could have effects on behaviour

TL;DR - normies are social because their gut bacteria makes them social so they can spread their fecal matter to other people. Autists lack that bacteria...

Normies are literally disgusting poo people.

It was on joe rogan so more people have become aware of it

Nothing new, just dogfags panicking in denial after realizing they made the wrong choice of pet

>cats are for girls
Don't think this ever was a stereotype beyond old crazy cat ladies.

because catfags who defend them vehemently are usually effete bugmen who have furbabies and shit like that, just like women with purse chihuahuas

Toxoplasmosis only effects those with weakened immune systems. i.e. fags with HIV/AIDS

>not believing consciousness is partly metaphysical
cringe

cats quite literally don't give a shit about you, they treat you as their property.
Dogs love you more than they love their litter.

Ok mr parasite you can calm down, we haven’t found a cure yet

>people only know about stuff if joe rogan brings it up
damn...that's a lot of power...

>dog licking actually cleans your wounds.

Are you literally retarded?

This, I have a cat and a dog and I love them both. It’s so funny to see them play fighting.

I thought we'd grown out of that metaphysical dude weed phase forty years ago...

LMAO @ your life
Stop spreading so much unbacked unproven unreliable tinfoil "research".

Have cats.

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Imagine being such a cuck you deny free will...

Cats run Hollywood

Don’t know about dogs but human spit I know will help wounds heal. Animal spit is probably the same
I understand liking cats, but why be a cat shill?

I hope you wash your hands.

What does Yea Forums think of my rabbit?

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>2012

He likes to drink ice water from cups.

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there is literally NOTHING wrong with mind worms

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There's a difference between being a shill for something and standing your ground and saying ENOUGH when you see so much disinfo and blatant lies being spread.

Btw you seem like someone who could use a cat, give it a chance soon.

>dog licking actually cleans your wounds.
Did you know that your blood is actually blue until it's exposed to oxygen?

This is why I will never own a cat

You're more likely to catch it from a shit eating dog than an indoor cat.

Toxoplasmosis is real. Either you are in denial because you can’t stand the idea of brain worms living inside you or the parasite is literally in complete control and indulging you in the illusion you have any agency anymore.

Also, if you pull your eyes to look like a Chinaman for long enough, they'll stay that way.

Cute af, where is the tail tho?

This is why normalfags kiss. Think about it.

Ummmm if that’s not true why are my veins blue bro?

He has a tail. It's just short and stubby now, like a rabbit's should be.

It's really in some medical waste landfill.

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>haha bro dont worry its only bad if dogs eat something prior to licking you just ignore the fact that they’ll eat their own shit for fun bro

Wouldn't you have to eat cat shit in order to catch it?

dogs are for weak willed people that need to feel power by having dominion over another living creature

cats are for people that dont want mice in their house

All catfags do it bring up memes against the fact cats literally give you brain worms lmao
Ultimate cope

>retards don't realize every "higher-order" species is just a walking microbial mat and thinks they can somehow avoid being conditioned by the single-celled life they and everyone they will ever know descended from and continues to furnish with the resources they consume

Fuck off cunt, stop declaring vendetta on me on sight. THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG WITH FREE MARKET, FUCK YOU.

LOL, look at the hyperbolic lengths you go to vilify these poor creatures.

I bet all you need is a cat in your life to change your perspective on life so you can stop being a negative nancy with weird ideas like these =)

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>brainlet armchair phycology
maybe people just like cute animals bro

>not realizing more people get toxo from pork than cat shit
if you're not vegan you're a fucking retard for thinking you're safe, walking microbial mat

have sex (and not with your dog)

Cats routinely lick their assholes, and then lick you

that’s why you need to attain enlightenment and break the conditioning

Cute
CUTE

>catfag is also vegan
Living stereotype to a t, I see

t. lactobacillus fag

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My cat doesn't lick me so I guess I'm in the clear then.

If you eat raw pork you are fucking dead anyway. And repeating this little microbial mat meme phrase you think sounds so good doesn’t make it true. Might as well call someone an atom mat, irs reductionist nonsense

>and then lick you
Obviously never owned a cat.

He's such a friendly rabbit. :^)

Watch it in slow-motion. It's even cuter.

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>n-n-no u
>toxofag goes into maximum overdrive as the brain worms inside him desperately tries to encourage more people to jump upon his failing schizophrenic lifestyle

Literally any LGBT flick

Based

i'd get that motherfucker's ass away from you if I were you

>the worms think raw meat kills someone
>a parasite and various bacteria devoted to spreading to every microbial mat on earth would kill someone
>the worm doesn't realize that bacteria's only function in life is to spread and the ones that kill you are failures at their job (just like the worm is)

He’s already infected

>parasites exist to spread
>grew up with a cat
>I'm a touchless virgin

See ya later, nerds. I control the toxo now.

>infected
With love and affection from the worlds most adorable rabbit!

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Question
Could i convince my toxoplasmosis to become some sort of cute tulpa gf

You really aren’t very knowledgable are you? The worm doesn’t control the properties of pork. Most raw pork will give you salmonella. That’s why jews banned it, in a time where cooking standards weren’t always great it was dangerous. If you cook the meat, the worms inside it will die. If you don’t cook the meat, it could be fatal regardless

This is why I only own elephants.

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TRUNKED

Think about how BIG the PARASITES must be that the FLESH of an ELEPHANT is harbouring! Get out now!

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All cats need too be purged

you're infected my nigga. Accept it.

I AM NOT A PARASITE

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Based Horton

cats are literally women in animal form

Does that mean I can fuck them

Have cats.

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not like they can tell anybody

нeт

A lab was shut down by mouthbreathing Americans who value the lives of animals over other people

>the worm defends judaism in its final evolution into subservient schizophrenia
pottery

Based and true

Horton spanks a Who

>Whiny
>Fussy
>Only care about you when they want something
>Unintentionally hurt you with their claws
>And you love them despite all of it.

Not defending kikes for being too dumb to cook sausages properly. Just saying the only way you are getting the worm is via cats unless you eat raw meat

can you?

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>Unintentionally

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holes can be stretched

Animalfags are fucking weird. These creatures bring parasites and bacteria into your body destroying you from within and making you mentally ill. In fact, they infect your brain making you think it's a good thing to keep them around, have more of them, and convince others to have them.

but there is!
youtube.com/watch?v=lI9jywQ4cgc

toxoplasmosis turns you into a chad
makes you fearless, makes your testosterone higher, more entrepreneurial

*whore

is this about pets or thirdworld refugees bringing diseases and fueling white guilt for more gibs

dog owners are desperate for any reason to shit on cat people because they are dumber than their pets

toxoplasmosis is GOOD
blogs.biomedcentral.com/bugbitten/2018/09/11/mind-altering-microbes-can-toxoplasma-gondii-infection-increase-entrepreneurship/

I've read an article saying "brain damage leads to being more open minded about immigration". And toxoplasmosis causes brain damage.

BODIES WILL BE SPLINTERED

Petlets are just jealous of cat /dolittlechads/

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TOXOPLASMOSIS IS RESPONSIBLE FOR SO CALLED "TOXIC" MASCULINITY
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17435678

hug a cat today and you can become a chad too

>hug a cat today and you can become a chad too
facial scars are indeed very manly

>Owning cats literally makes you taller
Fucking manlet dogfags when will they learn?

>a picture for ants

picking up dog shit in a bag is definitely a sign of brain damage

and letting it lick your face after it sniffs other dog's buttholes and drink from the toilet
dog people are filthy and stupid

Dogs are factually smarter than cats
Cope

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A cat has to get infected and then you have to manipulate their shit with your hands, and then manage to get the shit in your bloodstream.

Even if the cat is infected, the chances of it infecting a human is slim if the human does whatever cat owner does with cat droppings. Not handle them with your fucking hands.

It's funny how the "fear" of toxoplasmosis got amplified in Yea Forums threads when /pol/ began looking for reasons of why western women (not Asians, of course.) were crazy, democractic, and not sleeping with them.

seething insecure catlet
enjoy the brain worms, and the bigger parasite, the cat itself

Fucking raccoons man...

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It's the opposite of that, but enjoy seething dog owner lies.

This, not a surprise in third world countries this runs rampant, considering the hygienic standards of their countries and the HIV rates. Immunocompromised people are affected by this, it's really a non-issue unless you are scientifically illiterate and believe that normal human beings can get this.

Except you’re literally just talking out your ass. 40% of people in america have this disease, if you own a cat you have it

they only scratch if you're full of soi or name your cat 'magneto' after a dumb comic book character
youtube.com/watch?v=zXWqSZ5ILkc

I'm getting a cat soon.

When I see people kiss their dogs it fucking disgusts me.

They eat their own shit, lick their own assholes, and you're KISSING them? They don't even brush their teeth so their breath smells like the shit they've ate.

>scientific research finds that dogs are more intelligent, something anyone with common sense could tell anyway since they can actually do useful things
>catcucks can’t cope and their only “argument” against science is “b-but they are independent!!”
Lmao, just take the last reply cat brainlet

Cats lick their own ass too retard. At least dogs don’t give you incurable brain parasites

My best friend talks to his dog every mother fucking time we take it for a piss and it really annoys me. He sounds like a crazy person.

Just have a cat while you're a child and that's it, no problem.

Alien. The parasites sent people and a cat to infect the xenomorph.

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

enjoy a pet that can't even see in color, and can't be potty trained, and pisses on everything it sees

I'm not a catfag either. I'm an anti-animalfag.

Cats have a special saliva that kills bacteria and breaks down molecules like grime and oil. That’s why they can clean themselves so well. Then again, you shouldn’t be kissing your pets on the mouth in the first place. Kiss them on the head if you must.

Yeah well actual evidence disagrees with you bud

CDC says about 40 million have it, which is 12% of American population. And most people who have it are homeless and people living in poor conditions according to the report.

cdc.gov/parasites/toxoplasmosis/gen_info/faqs.html

How about you read the shit /pol/ tells you before you prove how much of an NPC you are?

>scientific research
by feeble minded dog people desperate to make their inferior pet seem better

>t-they lick their ass to clean it
Yeah so do dogs. Enjoy the brain worms bro

Genuine cope

I guess that means you also don't kiss girls. They're out there licking ass every night.

>healthy adults
Unlike you, some of us might have children.

the absolute state of the internet cat defence force

All mammals have antibacterial agents in their saliva you tremendous retard. It doesn't change the fact that the mouth on any animal is still the most bacteria dense part of the body. Single-celled life evolves at a faster pace than any mammal, enough to easily thwart any particular defenses you or your dog or your cat could ever throw at it.

Cats lick themselves because they have no other option.

dog propaganda

cats are trolls irl
youtube.com/watch?v=aMNCE047Eps

dogs dont know how to troll

AND THEY CAN'T OPEN DOORS
youtube.com/watch?v=yqP3hbWblpA

>having pets

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>feline jew
Toxoplasmosis has also been linked to homosexuality, just so you know.

Weird, this sounds a lot like the people who say I should be glad my neighbourhood is now full of somalis

Dogs carry toxo too you fucking idiot.

You'd literally need to eat like 0.5L of cat shit to get infected. Toxoplasmosis is a risk for babies, not for grown ass adults.

>people who live in dirt have more parasites
>this is shocking to the retard

youtube.com/watch?v=odtysUm5t1U
CATS ARE KINO

women are feral and menstrate

dogs are the preferred animal of israel

youtube.com/watch?v=hiyrzrI07LQ

no u

of course. cats can't maul palestinians to death

I obey you Cat God, even when terryfing you are cute.

gigachad posts will never fail to make me kek.

>Toxoplasmosis is not an issue for >healthy adults and it's not a chronic >disease anyway
>Stop spreading anti-cat disinfo
t.Major Whiskers

cats rule and dogs drool
youtube.com/watch?v=ttKdGMgf8y8

stay salty dogfags

>the cat can easily hear where the bell comes from
>this is supposed to be impressive

you're just jealous your dumb pet can't do anything except bark, shit and piss

youtube.com/watch?v=BGVaw5YKICA

youtube.com/watch?v=ZFrlWH7UnDw
dogfags btfo

youtube.com/watch?v=gLn3BOokmDU

I didn't expect I was going to be choking of laughter when watching a video of a cat stealing a bread, thank you user.

tfw you troll the dogs in the neighborhood
youtube.com/watch?v=aP3gzee1cps

They literally see and hear in slow motion compared to us.
What's most impressive is how cooperative the fucker is since they're usually completely apathetic towards what we perceive as fun unless food or other reward is involved.

>video of a cat being a filthy thief
Now you're just embarrassing yourself on purpose.

maybe cats just dont like you

my cat likes playing games with me

pitbull owners lashing out one last time before their furbaby finally ends them

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>being this ass blasted about not have a bread security pet

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There was a Futurama episode that was almost about it.

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